The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 4, 1923, Page 8

PAGE 8 THE Published Daily by T r pe * wi Pres The Seattle Star About a month ago there wa ity hall over a proposal to ers for rewriting the street of stretching the payments out over a | years and thus making it easier for the city to finance the purchase of the system The suggestion was wise and t ly It one of the sanest proposals yet me city of undue strain in the railway purchase But for some reason the subject has been permitted to lag. The bondholders have sent qord that they are willing to discuss the proposal, but the city commit lapsed into quietude. Why? The city has everything to gai change, and nothing to lose. Why not go aft way contr certainly relieving the tee has uch a Transparent Palm Beach suits are back and you ean see Just how many men are knock-kneed. It is always proper to think what you say, but not always proper to say what you think After practicing eating gravy 40 years some men still spill it on the table cloth, Poor Old Dobbin! | Poor old Dobbin! He’s sure out of luck. How can you tell? at his face. Look at his feet. He can’t get ‘em on the ground at all. ‘ Listen, children, and you shall hear how it all hap- pened. Uncle Sam was driving home from market. Old Dob- bin was trotting along, as happy as could be. He could almost taste the oats that Uncle Sam was going to give Suddenly, the big fat guy hopped on the back of the Naw, he didn’t wait for any invitation. Well, it made Uncle Sam pretty sore, andhe ... (To be’ continued some other evening). Very few ice men know the difference between tomatoes on ice and Ice on tomatoes. . Easier a man’s job the more time he has to get disgusted with it, Welcome, Cow-Tail Holder Word comes from the patent office at Washington that an inventive woman has patented “a cow-tail holder.” No raucous guffaws, if you please. It is not a laughing matter. If that woman has designed something that will circumvent a cow’s tail, she has filled a long-felt want. And, if your mobile features have ever felt the aromatic swat of a cow’s tail, you know what a long-felt want is, believe us. Heretofore the tail of a cow has invited language, but not inventive genius. Habitats of farms and dairies all over the country have formed individual debating clubs and asked themselves, “Why is a cow’s tail?” No satis- fying answer has been found. The tail is not a mere fly- swatter, for there is too much tail for such a brief fly- time. it isn’t necessary, unless it be a necessary evil, and that is a poor excuse, or explanation. The theory that @ cow’s tail tells the tale of a cow’s character, also is du- bious. You see, many persons claim that a long-tailed cow is a heavy milk-producer, while the short-tailed ani- mal is not so good. What experts have accomplished by application of this method of judging a cow is not of record, but laymen, attempting to make bovine pur- chases by this rule have been known to quickly lose in- terest in cows altogether. One such layman said his in- vestigations had convinced him that Nature had made an egregious blunder when it established its milk source. Milk, at its fountain-head, he sz a very necessary and highly-prized liquid food entirely surrounded by a most atrocious insanitary condition called a cow. So, this inventive woman is on the right track. Milk— cow milk—is at the peak of its production and it is a boon to men and babes. By law and necessity, it should be kept pure and untainted. Hence, the tails of cows—cows with neither pride of person or home—should be t out of it. Welcome, therefore, to the cow-tail holder, say we, No girl is an old maid until she gives up the porch swing to let her | sister have a chance. It is just about time to quit blaming things on the war and start blaming them on ourselves. Easiest thing on earth to lose is a good reputation. The hardest thing, @ bad reputation. Cheer Up, Ye Hairless Put your hand on the top of your scalp and give three cheers for one J. H. Parsegan, of San Francisev. Per- sonally, we give three times three and a family of “ti- gers’ for Mr. Parsegan, for he sure has an idea that looks ke balm of Giiead to the writer. ~ Parsegan’s idea is patented at Washington as No. 1,061,005, and consists of a little device for puncturing bald scalps. First, you throw and hog-tie grandpa. Then, taking his ostrich egg between your knees, you puncture “little holes here and there, with Parsegan patent No. 1,061,005. In the little punctures insert fresh human airs only, carefully avoiding selections from the » cat's discard and the ensemble that wife _ teeth while looking for hairpins. It is very sim; like transplanting lettuce or young beets, nut oil for irrigation, a little massage for cultivation, and marble-top grandpa becomes, in looks anyhow, a perfect terror to flappers. “Trees are planted—-why not hair?” says Parsegan. ‘Rah for Parsegan! TS NT A A little cocoa- .| jing. Haney was forme | sociation, in | meet at the Hotel Washington, tho | Mayor Brotyn will speak LETTER FROM | AVRIDGE MANN ve I ndividual Is Crushed Under Present System‘: New York Engineer Predicts Death of This Civilization Unless Change Is Made * sa Ww who wa of our manufacturing f the Hoover ¢ r producing units “There is perhaps nothing rete and practical a time more abstract than the prot visible groups of indiv n of waste in ty ted American enginvering |¢ Democrats to Greet New Board Member Je democrats have Ir hi y Geo, | P* E ad William the meet.) hairman | of the Oregon state dem tie com. | mittee under the Wilson adminis- tration. Brown Short also will speak o Benefit Association to Meet in Seattle d del es from all os < attend th tion of the Orange Blossom Wedding Rings Albert Hansen 1518 SECOND AVE. Between Pike and Pine The majority of the sessions will A epecially prepared pageant, includ | ing 1,000 women, will be held at the| Arena on June 12. Gov, Hart and} the lat ter. The association maintains in surance for women and children and |health centers, hospitals and recre ation camps for its members. BABY WAS TOO PREVIOUS Yes, Mrs, Brown, this brother that the angels nt from Heaven. Mrs. Brown—How nice of them. Little Girl—Oh, I don't know, I |think they might have kept him thero till he was thru teething. Exchange. Dentistry at Half Price the quality, we are going to do all regular dentistry at half usual prices for Class A work Four persons out of every five past forty, and thousands younger, contract Pyorrhea. Bleeding gums are the danger signal. Heed it for the sake of sound teeth and health. Photo Actual Bridge and Alveolar Brush your teeth witk Work on Models, Bridgework with Intere porcelnin” (facings) teet fold edger, easy to replace Inca breakage. “Back teeth are all p FOR THE GUM More than a tooth paste it checks Pyorzhea 35¢ and 60c in nibe, (Cheap rubber plates a and profitless, hence we them.) Having heen ¢ years as high-clasa GIRLS! 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