The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 26, 1923, Page 8

ATTLE STAR SATURDAY, MAY ¢ Young men wishing to stay single in June just eat onions, chew tobacco, and operate no auto. (J A suitable costume to wear while calling on a widow is a baseball mask and strait-jacket.’ @] Ambassador Harvey brought 20 trunks from England, without a leak. More news from Can- ada. Ontario cow attacked a train, so now her owner has steak daily. @ Never go riding with a strange girl unchaperoned. No telling how strange a strange girl may act. @ When you call, and she removes her earrings, you are likely to bea June groom. @ Washington reports show very little idleness, except among those who have jobs. @ On meeting a girl you do not want to marry, say, “Yes, I have no auto,” and you are safe. @ Keep out of jail. The place has a bad reputation. Very few of our best people go there. The Seattle rok THE FAMILY MINISTER RIEDA’S OLLIES no beautifully. , about her touct LETER FEROM ines || FAVRIDGE MANN Daily by ide pide: Heads We Win,Tails You Lose For the first time since 1914, the United States during the early months of 1923 has an adverse trade balance. Instead of keeping out merchandise, the Fordney-Me- Cumber tariff merely has led to such gxtensive price boosting within this country that it is \¥v far the best market the world offers. will th sr ened Wake Manufacturers, American and foreign, are pleased with nd will t 0 1 ere? It all the new developments. The only people who are. dis- what t pleased are the consumers. Are the tariff makers abashed at ‘this result? By no means. They say the situation is exactly as they desired. Now they say they wanted America to have an adverse trade balance in order that some excuse might be found for the exportation of gold. In other " words, they weren't particularly interested so much in » the welfare of American consumers as in the need of foreign governments for gold. We cofigratulate them on their success. pay record prices for the new summer suit. out AS TO MOTHER'S COOKING John, wet up and tell the am 1 wonder he pantry otained those p' 4 1 been told \ at Buel ong as they don't die in the house.” the thing that } Judge The sweetness of this rose has gone And | stead I find « bitternes r a planola about I do believe there | ghe y holding her weekly concert. thus reigned stealing | He But as| Lam not a piano tuner, | I did the best I could. I nicked the strings. rers were there by the score, it her touch lacked tone. lot of facts we've a ‘em have the ples, © the summer's old tant fact ‘our mountains, trees and inte all can see—they’re scatter an friendly as th I erstwhile knew not of with thelr sharpness renown of } where Ww to do our part t . and heart the tegt ne West evenin ish!p | ansisted by W am M. M. Madison Street Methodist Chureh | ous e , ‘ Madison st. The} Queen Anne Christian Church—£ we ot. the Bur lig ee 5 = i Withered Souls”; ever patrt Meantime we | nor see PROTECT THE RHODODENDRON The Tacoma chamber of commerce has adopteg resolutions protesting against the wanton destruction of the rhododendron, the state Mower of Washington, especially along the Olympic highway, one of the chief ind J E, Burke, minister. Morn Meme the t | had previously taken like action. Let the good work go on. | ng. ot rial service, ‘Living in the Liv 4 | Others’; event nervice, Wenle \ give America?” speaker Woodland Park Church—Palatine Ambassador Harvey says he Is not a fool, but you never can tell if | When Earwig Bait Is Effective at. Sunday diplomats are telling the truth. ing worshl, . pa ae ioe ee eee - —-— nying the |W. Thoms ¢ Radium is down to $29,000,000 a pound now, but hold out a while longer In a recent star sermon by F before buying much, bait j “another Seatt! x | joa rolled-up newspapers and pie m.; morning worship, 11; topic, o 8 he gathered up earwige from @ EBI-| of carden hose all over the lot, and|* 1 r s ott sd “Out or In, Which?" B, ¥, P. I den hose, placed them in a Jar with |xitied the earwiga every morning, | ,ovinen 7 Dims eveniher bervicen: $. lew : paris green and bran for 48 hours, atl put it was a losing fight; they Kept | tora. “potters Evangelist JA, | Thomas N. Plunkett, minister. Morn- of scenery is wnmirpanse: | the exptration of which time the e@r-| on increasing lHotfman and iis two dusahters wii |{2e, The Place of the Bible in ‘Thte Year Travel CANADIAN ROCKIES, THE NEW WAY | wigs were still alive. Last pring this lot waa baited| Hoffman and his two daughters will | Ciristianity’"; evening, evangelistia A sew wey to travel—e new place te go—new things te ses. - y ie I a have charge of these services; alno| | The experimentor has, however, |thres times with Paris green and| services at & p nervice. ‘ Bummer Excursion Fores Fast May 15 to Gept. 15. East or West | failed to notice that no claim haw!» mixed with sweetened water. | week lg Bay CANADIAN NATIONAL © ac 0 bait Kilt jever been made about this bait k Aeely 3. D. MeOUTEE ing grown earw! n¢ 902 Senond Avenue, Seattle summer we found a eo ate Findiay Street Christian Chureh— We J. 1. MeCallum, minister, Morning. Canada Welcomes United States Tourists Ne Passports juired. AD The First Christian Church—ra regular An English sparrow has lived for the Rages nd well F.) regular * jthree months underground asx Chureh—Nor Morning, tructor apenk Christian on, minister Willlama, chair, will {morning and evenin Presbyterian Central and N, 70th : cos Mata ave man F, J , thereby deatre sermon, § a writer ¢ rt f all the young cucum Thompson is the Inside ot over apes and mountain jonal Ocean Steamships, fastest | outhide staterooms, This is the water try » The two land aides — Triangle Tour, — ie aepe ation rk am ‘rem neouver to Jasper Ne- "| Greenwood Christian Church— Uowal Perk, te thrown a part of Caneda ‘oat tor exten ond’ grenéour West Seattle Christian Church—C. {. Stanton, minister Morning, ‘'The umph of the Spiritual Kingdom’; that earwig Ing tn u ewed up the . water tri Mumbug da! ther rs. We pla protected Calvary Baptist Church—J. B The fine thing about having a wife lx you can lose your things and ask her where she hid them. 2 ‘There is no use in an auto knocking down a telephone pole, Another pole will be put up. What Are the Parents Doing? Does your daughter drink bootleg booze at high school Parties? ; A writer in a popular magazine, after covering 14 Middle Western states, avers that this is the common practice at high school dances. He then proceeds to plea m, each night t last pun lott ring, ar from ear service; evening pp, mini ws. "The | service Ree : tional rovte through Canada’s highest Kinnot 1 | Peaks, at the easiest gradient and lowest be done in the spring | per cont effective, in mostly on ac altitude of amy transcontinental route. for better enforcement of our prohibition laws! Which makes us tired. What are parents for? We knew a boy once in a village back home who stole “Tf you ever do that again, I'll have you arrested.” The boy did, and was led off by a policeman while the Test of the kids looked on. _ money from his father’s cash drawer. The father caught the boy, who was but 10 years old, and said ‘to him: Then the boy grew up, got a job as railroad conductor, ole"again, and was sent to the penitentiary! ~ Tf the tinie has come when we've got to call on Roy ‘Haynes at Washington to keep our 15-year-old daughters from drinking gin at a high school dance, we'd better give up the job of being parents once and for all! When we grow up we want to be a street car conductor so we can tell everybody where to get off. Bootlegging pays pretty good money after you get up to where you an start a drug store. Chola women of South America wear 20 petticoats, showing them 20 petticoats behind civilization. ‘The great weight of a wife's suitcase. pyramid in Egypt weighs 6,000,000 tons, which Is also the We know a man who started a truck farm last year and now he has _ two big trucks. Just Supposing Back in Chicago the other day Dr. James A. Lyon was fined $1,500 by Judge James H. Wilkerson in federal court when federal narcotic agents showed that he had issued in 14 days nearly 2,500 prescriptions for 71,636 grains of narcotics. The prescriptions, federal agents said, were distributed among 75 patients. Aside from the inadequacy of the punishment, the court’s action suggests other thoughts. What, for in- Stance, would be the result if a doctor like Lyon was _ allowed to prescribe liquor for his patients without limit? And, suppose there should happen to be a swarm of doc- tors of the same character scattered thruout the country. Wouldn’t it be the garbage can for Mr. Volstead’s justly famous enactment? Maybe the Chinese are mad because every night while we are going fo bed they are getting up. If Lodge keeps on talking back to Harding our president ought to call a Lodge meeting. Auto drivers who watch the scenery instead of the road are likely to become a part of both, Well, Well! So This Is Chivalry Listen, men, to this fair woman writer on the Oklahoma News, while she punctures chivalry: ‘A great many women regret the passing of what they were deluded into believing was chivalry in men, but which was more often, in reality, @ cloak covering condescension and inconsideration. When this so-called chivalry was fashionable the women got a lot of ver and flattery, a surplus of hat-rajsing and obsequious obelaance, they got mighty little else. Then they were dubbed paragons of purity, but the sex who thus hon- ored them with words thought little of betraying the most trusting of them and abandoning them to a harsh world with their nameless children, ‘Their hands were gallantly kissed, but were considered fit only for dish- ‘Washing; they were praised for their beauty and sweetness, but given no credit for possessing any brains; they were spoken of with gentleness, but k treated with indifference; they were given seats when standing, but no > Jobs when starving; compliments were passed to them, but no law made for their protection; they were eulogized but not educated; hats were “Thised, but never wages; chairs were proffered, but no freedom; they were called angelic beings and, aside from sporadic wooing, the indiffer- _ ence of angels was about all they received, ‘They had to be chaperoned if they walked five blocks alone, They had No jobs, no votes, no voice in anything that concerned them—no happy {freedom of action, no opportunity to weave the pattern of their lives to suit a design of their own. They were the playthings of men—mere females, nothing more. What sensible woman of today could wish to gO back to that time? As far as real chivalry is concerned—that feeling of respect that every #000 man holds in his heart for every good woman—there is more of that alive in the World today than ever before. Men of her genération receives somethi empty flattery—human consideration and The modern woman from the human companionship. more precious than mere As hetween these modern rights and ‘that bygone “chilvalry,” give us the “rights every time, Women may have the most sense, but it takes a man to marry one, ‘The best way to pack a suitcase Is to let your wife do it, jwhen the earwigs are just hatched; is useless to bait. It may be pre- sumed that the earwigs the writer placed in the jar were dark, full- grown carwigs, as the newly hatch ed earwigs are small, soft and almost white, and are mostly: hidden in @ nest under grassroots or old boards. In proof of the effectiveness of earwig baiting, when it is properly carried out, I desire to relate my own experience. Woe own a large flowers. In 1921, when no baiting was done, tho vegetables and flow- ers were almost destroyed by the earwigs. They ato the “silk” on the Editor The Star. Will there be one voice among the 12 councilmen big enough and broad enough to speak a word for the jmuch despised crowing rooster? Whose complaints are the public safety committee voicing? The peo- plo at large or the two or three nervous persons whose vision is so narrow that they hear nothing of the joy of approaching dawn in one way to say: lot, on which wo raise vegetables and | The Crowing Cock in the Morning of God creatures trying {n his small count of many owners of vacant later on when they are fullgrown it! property being tndifferent and lazy. | Cleveland Kl ‘They bait only once instead of three! along the aldewalks, where it will show most, while they leave the mid-/ dle of the lote untouched. Also, in-| stead of scattering the bait thinly, | they throw it in large lumps, one) handful here, the next handful 10} fest away | From my own experience and seve| eral of my neighbors, I am absolute. ly convinced that the Paris peal | bran bait, wed in the proper maw. ner and at tho right time, will en-| able us to rid Seattle of the earwix| pest. MRS, FE. JORGENSEN, | | | | “God's in His heaven, All's right with the world? In “breeding” to be tho highest ideal in this beautiful world? Can God's plan be improved upon by those who no doubt spent the} city’s valuable time drafting the or- |dinance, Will it be the birds next? forbid. LALLAAN FORREST, 25th ave. 8. St. Barnabas Chapel of St, Mark's Parish—1934 Federal ave. . Holy com- munion at § a. m.; morning prayer and sermon at 11 a, m.; sermon by the Rev. Chester A. Taylor; Sunday |echool at 9:45 a. p St. Michael's Chapel of St, Mark's Parish—N. Sixth and John st. Holy communion and sermon at 9:30 a, m.; sermon by the Rev. Chester A. Taylor; Sunday school at 10:46 a. m. see St. Mark's Episcopal Church—Har- vard ave, and Spring st. Holy com- munion at & a. m.; Sunday school at 945 a, m.; morning prayer and |sermon at 11. Subject, “The King. dom of God"; evening prayer and sermon at 7:30. Subject, “Regener- ation,” see 8t. John’s Danish Lutheran Mission Church—24th ave. and E. Spruce st. Rey. Alfred E, Sorenson, pastor, Sunday school, 10 a, m.; morning worship, 11; evening service, 8. see First Unitarian Church—10th aye. and E. Pine st. Rev. Jullus F. Krolfifer, pastor. Rey, John Carroll Perkins, D. D., will speak at the morning service Sunday, at 11, see Queen Anne Baptist Church—16 Howe st. Rey. B. P. Richardson, pastor. Sunday school, 9:45; morn- ing service, 11; “The Soul of ing, 7 p. m.; evening service, 8, All Saints’ Episcopal Ohurch— | Rev, C. Roland Hilton, pastor, Morn ing service, 11:30; “The Soul Peace,” | of | eee | St. Luke's Renton Episcopal Church—} Holy communion, 9 a, m Church—Bighth | jave. and James st. Rey, William H. | Bliss, rector, Holy communion, 8 a. | m.; Sunday school, 9:45 a. m.; ho communion and sermon, 11 a. m subject, “Tha Divine Name"; even- ing prayer and sermon, §; subject, “Worship.” Trinity Parish eee Trinity Chapel—i0th aye. N. a Aloha st né y school, 9:45 a, m, First Baptist Church—Sunday | school, 9:45 a, m.; junior congrega- tion, 11 a. m.; Rev, J, Harvey Deere, of the First Baptist church, of Ev- erett, speaks in the absence of Dr.| Bafley at the Northern Baptist con. | vention, his morning toplo being | “Does Salvation Last?"; evening, | “Honey From a Strange Gum"; in-| termediate and senior B. ¥. P. U,! groups, 6:45 p, m | ae | Phinney Ridge Lutheran Church— | A. W. Ramstad, pastor; ‘Sinday | school, 10 a, m.; services, 11 a, m.} and 8 p, m. aoe Theosophical Society — Seattio| lodge, room 1 Lippy building, Third ave. and Columbia at, Lecture, Sun- The Largest Sale in America. because “ SALADA" "Er Es a. Pleases the most exacting tastes. | Quality — Economy -- Purity — Flavor Always Assured. ik. & H.C. COOK, WEST 4073, ELL. 0350, Distributors times, and then they throw the bait |[j University Christian Chureh—| pet of hauer, mints the minera in an Iilinois rv. Morn-! mine. oH ACIFIC COAST salmon canners are pr i i P the largest pack since 1919. For Si king A 'the finished product to be placed on the market they will spend approxi- mately $5—an estimated $37,500,000 in produchen ata: ce Workmen will receive about. $8,000,000; the fish will cost a little less, probably $7,500,000; cans and solder another $6,000,000; overhead expenses and taxes will represent about $5,000,000; the cannery fleet's upkeep will cost $4,000,000; transportation about $2,200,000, and boxes approximately $1,100,000. Then there are insurance and storage charges, labels, machinery, lacquer, fuel, light, power and food supplies. _ . Seattle will receive the bulk of this is the wor}d’s salmon center. Through Seattle more than 60% cf the world’s salmon pack is marketed. Here the sea furnishes a rich crop and provides an industry worth millions to the Pacific Northwest. $37,500,000. This city The Dexter Horton National Bank, in its 58 years, has seen the salmon industry grow from meager proportions to gigantic figures. It has been the Dextcx Horton's privilege to co-operate with some of the largest and most important factors in this in- dustry that means so much to the prosperity of the Pacific North- west. Dexter Horton National Bank Second Ave. and Cherry St. Seattle. Resources $25,472,510.50 Founded in 1870