The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 21, 1923, Page 4

PAGE > WILL OBSERVE MEMORIAL DAY Children to Gather Flowers; Parade Planned Fourteen Fide flow 2,400 grav fal day. 1 ed Tuesda Memorial ery, Wedne The comphte @ay, as 6 Sommittec Parade of civic, MAl organizations, Gerps and ba Be directed Uw. 8. 4 HB J. Cranda Lincoln, ‘Cushing F Take F "Phyxeson | M pros need by Mond veteran and f in day, m the Mome NOU Maj Warner ‘@rens, and Mm Legion as aid AT METROPO Bervices wi Politan theate The following ogram Boye! Siieserai John A. Logan M Order 11, May é Woes)’ esi, q ‘Tempie” rhe ‘ave i fettyeburg ‘Open t jar Spangled Hanne iY ebere oat ade H. W. Davis fiction. Rev. Dr, John D. MeLaueh!a DA party of 36 congressn will th Seattle at the time and will Participate. ‘Transportation for vet na will be furnished by the Bal J and Seattle Elks’ lodges, Names @hutin veterans should be sent the committee by next Satur "A great load has be py mind. 1 was id the iceman In love with my cook.” ind he isn’t? wo marry my METROPOLITAN TONIGHT Charies Frohman Presents INA CLAIRE pany, Including Tn Arthur cnt Delightful | “THE AWFUL TRUTH” Produced by Henry Miller -oherwaad Be to $2.50 Matinees Wednesday and ‘Saturday: 50c to. $2—Plus Tax FOR RENT? » Rot for rent, but you can bez 1 basis—8100 Wedding Rings Albert Hansen _ 1518 SECOND AVE. Between Pike and Pine For Rent $3,00 Per Year n.D. Perkins & Co. Bankers 211 Cherry St. discovered | —| ‘em—you admit you're a dern fool | pA To Prosecuting Attorney Malcolm Douglas ng it to a nstead of pasa am sure You agree Ww Aitated murd CHIBP 8KATTLE *\To Uncle Joe Surber ays wonde t Now I knov ou th shapes. used to t them int CHIEF when you were Northwest nger Failing eyeaigh have « cuit “/To Allan Stark, County Jail Supt. A little bird whispered to me th unty's next sheriff. When the newspaper bo: bit and accommod: working for the entertainme loft wave aspirations ambition, Allan, | we wouldn't lone i CHIEF | ‘ATo Mayor Brown y to give CHIEF the muny To the Chamber of Commerce Dear Friend: As I read the great papers of Amerie across stirring st Seattle the result of your highly successful y campaign. tions on the fvork you are doing to make Seattle known from c coast CHIEF SEATTLE. alt sand advertisements o: whic |To the Public Library Revered Instttution:; Now that the tourist season is close upon and hundreds of visitors will soon be here, don't you think you ought to spruce yourself up a bit? You know you are a trifle grimy, not to sa dirty. Nothing lke a bath to make oneself presentable. Y: CHIEF SEATTLE To Max Miller Dear Max: Are you a bright, clever young lad—or a dern fool? That's | what they're trying to determine at the university, where your ed: torials have stirred up & campus controversy, But you're too clever fo And that robs ‘em of their pet « Keep exploding toy bombs under the Iaddies and girlie CHIEF SEATTLE gument it's good for ‘em. To Certain Seattle Florists This letter ts addressed to the ones of you t of carnations for Mother's day to $5 a I wish you to know that [ fe tempt metchants who would 40 co timent and so profiteer off the kindly impulses of th ers in proport thing b ere \To Ina Claire | Dear Ina: TI am looking forward with a great deal of pleasure to your | appearance here this week in “The Awful Truth.” Critics say it in a | clever play. CHIEF SEATTLE. | To Clara Phillips | Dear Clara: I understand that when the sheriffs arrived last week to take you back to Los Angties, you broke down and cried, Beileve same, Clara, if anybody tried.to take mie back to Las Angeles, J'd break down and cry, too, CHIEF SEATTLE, To Chief Severyns Dear Bill: A couple more weeks and you will celebrate your first anniversary as chief of police of Seattle. Yours is a difficult job, but so far you have held it down with far less criticism than any of your predecessors. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Manager Wolverton Old Gray Wolf: It's always darkest before the dawn going to turn shortly, and then watch the knockers hedge. CHIEF SEATTLE. The tide ts To the Sunset Magazine Dear Publication: With the current issue you are celebrating your silver anniversary. As the West's greatest periodical, we extend best wishes for the future and congratulations on your past performances, CHIEF SEATTLE. \To Canon W. H. Bliss Dear Sir: Your recent visit to the National Anti-Narcotic conference at Washington, D. C., should enable you to make the White Crons s0- ciety an even greater weapon against the dope dealer than it has been tor the past two.years. More power to your work! CHIEF SEATTLE. To Seattle Realtors Dear Sire: Can you see Seattle real estate booming? Can you seo realty values increasing here? Can you see the immense progress that {s going to be made in the next two years? See tt coming? So can I. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Three Broadway High School Boys Dear Lads: Sorry that you have been suspended from school for showering over-ripe hen fruit at your bitter rivals, the Garfield stu- dents, But really, you know, that sort of thing is not done ouiside the movies. CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Northwest Association of Sheriffs and Police Dear Association: I have read the last year book that you have re cetitly published, detailing the dccomplishments of the association dur- ing the past year. It a a splendid volume and worthy of the organt- zation that it represents. CHIEF SEATTLE, To J. Usang Li Dear Mr. Li: You were in town lastiweek and visited Mayor Brown. As a member of the town council of Canton, China, did you ever see a mayor like ours? No? We thought soy CHIEF SEATTLE. To Capt. Mike Powers Dear Mike: So they're trying to make you retire from the police toree! My sympathy goes out to you. You have been one of Seattle's valuable citizens for many, many years. Now, they aay you're too old. We elderly fellows know what it means when the world persists in thinking we're past our usefulness. We know they're wrong! CHIEF SEATTLE LETTERS TO CHIEF SEATTLE Heap Big Chief: 1 wonder if you have noticed the street signs of Second ave, from Pine st. to Yesler way? I am sure the mistakes mado will mis: lead tourists who visit the Playground of America, The sighs say 200 block all the way up Second ave, when they shculd read 200 block on the side streets, Am I right or wrong? CITIZEN, o- Dear Chief: .Someone from the sagebrush has informed you they re- ‘ceived discourteous treatment from members of the Greeters’ association while on duty behind the hotel desk. Apparently you know little, if any. thing, about the work of the hotel clerk. We, therefore, invite you to attend a meeting of: this organization at the Hotel Frye, Tuesday, May 22, and find out what « fine bunch of boys) they are, Don't be afraid to put this on the front page of yur paper, aa It fa only an answer for the public to your article in the May 15 Star, We will give you an earful of criticiam about Seattle from the traveling public that we hear each day. Yours very truly, “A GREETER.” He Gets a Divorce. When Wife Signals CHICAGO, May %41—When ‘Thomas Dorely described how his wife used flashes of light to summon another man to her home he was granted a divorce, ‘Woman Doctor Dies in Auto Accident | BAN FRANCISCO, May 21-+Dr. | Finily Noble, well known wWomai. physlclan of San Kranciseo and: Now York died here Sunday from injurlew received when whe was struck ‘by an automobile last Iriday, Stewart Steele, chauffeur, driver of the car which struck Dr. Noble, is being held. by the police, A small want ad costs you just a trifle, Your possibility of turnover is unlinited, Phone Main 0600, THE S$ Mary Agnes My York > Agnes, nol books inp nd 1 shalt t them. home hem > what I can to com ch preacher pal apeaker at the te * will start as the prin. \ o-day session of the + Grove camp meeting © opened opposite Louisville, Ju GOING TO CALIFORNIA 5 AT TDD id vellers from Girl, Preache CHIEF SEATTLE Starts Crusade Sata r if But 14 n Vitche spoke In New York and created more terest In the metrope any stain than Droadway Going Tremont show running Boston he spoke at le, where hundreds after the hall had Sunday exhorta largest play On Palm Washington SHE'S NORMAL, HEALTHY GIRL But, despite all this, Mary Agnes sh normal, healthy girl, She never lows her speaking engagements to ertere with school—she is in the car in “high.” She likes etic mporte, too. Mary Agnes’ dad, J. H. Vitchestain editor of @ labor publication, can’t ccount for his daughter's unumual pulpit oratory are no clergymen tp the family," he says. Mary never had any homiletic training. But she's show bent since she was 4, when she came down to the newspaper office where T was working and posted up a sign n her own bi Ther miner schedule ts Ked out, but vols will a. She will to the West, devote all her attent t ts und: Mary a mince she Last summe # they couldn't smoke in the of. nhe | fice any more.” SUGARLESS RECIPES! Hore, Mra. Housewife, ix additional ammunition for you to fight sugar profiteering! Our Washington bureau im ready to help you boyoott the sugar trust, which has raised prices aky high. A bulle Un giving 4 number of splendid recipes for Cakes, cookies, desserts, ete. whieh can be made WITHOUT SUGAR, is ready for you. It may be had for the asking. Just fill out the coupon below and mail to our Washington bureau, Don't fail to fill in name and address carefully and Inclone postage requested. Washington Bureau, The Seattle Star, 1322 New York Ave., Washington, D. ©. 1 want the bulletin, “Sugartess Recipes,” with two cents in loose stamps for same. t and Inclose here Name..... | Street and No....... Clty... Stale. i sceseereeeee weoes | |Finds Lact Jewsle in Coat Pockets NEW YORK, May 21.—A agclety woman who reported the lons of $25,- 000 worth of jowels found them a fow hours later where she had placed | them—in her coat pocket. ‘OT SUFFICIENT In the days when such things hap- pened, a certain New York pastor | found himsélf fo often embarransed | for funds by the slack business methods of his church In making up his salary, that be was, at length, | moved to mifa protest. The inevitable Pharisee among the | deacons addressed, arore in ruffled] dignity to defend the situation: “Tam surprised,” he puffed sanct!-) moniously, “at this evidence of the| reign of Mammon {n the heart of our| spiritual leader, I supposed you were laboring for souls—not for money! “Very true, very true,” mytared | jthe minister, “but T cannot live on} Unless you see the “Bayer Cross’ souls, and ff T could, it would take} on package or on tablets you are ® thousand like yours to make one | not getting the genuine Bayer prod- square meal!”—Jud uct proscribed by physicians over = — twenty-three years and proved safe { Natural Turban by milions for ASPIRI | Say “Bayer” an and Insist! : Headacho ‘Toothache Lumbago Barache Rheumatisri | Neuralgia Pain, Pain | Accept “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin’* jonly. Each unbroken package con- tains proper directions. 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Smith Severely wn (te jured in Spectacular Crash Anderson, ed Merkle was com wan tonsed a Jephone w Smith, 2047 W, Andersc Anderson's ca 4 Mra Ww ngers Mrs, An bruised, while 1 to have sustained fracture of headiong into the street derson wan Smith was fou compound larm, neverely several He wan taken* to about the head. ANDERSON SPEEDED ae HIS ALTO © accident ¢ An speeded up b tion nich s traveling and front of Anderson de at t rate | Frar driven b' or k & machin for-hire oa and BE in taken to their homes. | Wert , of 1 was struck by an aut Peterson, of Tukw \boy's home, Sunday, ‘Thi playing ball in the street celved several bruises, or friend o The Onn sred were oth a | near the hild was He re broken ribs and cuts | Englishman Falls Onto 3 Skeletons = Prominent Contractor ' Now Gives Out Facts John Thorn Suffered Ten |: Years With Stomach |," Trouble, But Feels “Fit wa v as a Fiddle,” He De-| Nights wien clares, Since Tanlac « r “But I've Entirely Restored sls now ana Health a fiddle, I never have “It certainly more, 1 sleep for me when I got T ot to feeling stronger th I came in I fui first chair'l came to taken six of am feeling fit as a touch of like a feeling Ss m full of ener What Taniac ha nakes me glad to dor recomm known contractor Howard at, “For ten h was in auc residing at claco, Ca ears or more a fix that no mat Trade Mak Fay TRAVEL BY WATER_ Lj 3 m by J | | uck by an auto while she was | playing In the street near her home, Margaret Holcomb, 9, of 436 Maple leaf bivd.. was taken to the Norwe sian hospital Sunday, following the | accident INJURED IN FRONT or KOPOLITAN Mra, Marie Trameley of Mor ris is anh., th umbus rium Monday suffering from & po meaible fracture of the hip, which he received Saturday night when whe was knocked dowm by an auto in front of the Metrop The driver of the was in bet m thuh starboard of the barge, \rayn of @ pocket flashlight here and the could not detect the brunette, aed water. 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