The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 9, 1923, Page 6

THE SEATTLE STAR COOLING A PERCH FOR THE BIRD 7 Publishing WEDNESDAY, MAY 9, 1928 FORMER KAISER 98 OUT OF EVERY 100 —- aig \\ ey : Great Manufacturer aS rier: ee er ‘ “Ey a 4 sash aa _|An Absolutely Reliable Statement Gold That Is Not Mined "44 | DOORN, 3 iartant 66. every Wenn Again one reads in the papers the account of a golden x < : lay to be a brea? pottery mane wedding celebration, and sees the placid pictured faces of oe e @ man and a wonian who for 50 years have journeyed 7 Remarkable Results Shown by a Nation down the path of Iffe together. § »| Wide Canvass of Women Purchasers of In these days of slipshod matrimonial methods and Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- pound. 50,000 Women Answer easy divorces such stories give us a distinct feeling of mr Main ¢60%, New. =: oO Be Ry mail, out of >, year, 200. By mer Empe delight—a new faith in the power of love and an inspira- tion for our own lives, They are something tangible for us to grasp in this modern maze of discontent, this mad whirl of unrest and infidelity which seems sometimes to smother us, 80 c that we know not which way to turn to find those old, ‘ted| taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg- | most astonishing, dear and true things without which life is a mockery. " nen} table Compound?” It only goes to prove, however, And these old men and women who have weathered to+ ae, ei . rer emperor still ho; ) Replion, to date, have been re- thet 9 marina spameanaed [08 core gether the storms of 50 years—what wise advice they ar Sot Sena eas berths oes could give us if we could but listen to them. It is not to : - ae On per Which say | scientific process ; not from drugs, de supposed that all their days have been days of sun- / 94 2 ne ire that his claims on| YES, That means that 98 | but from 6 comb og netare’e shine and serenity—that great griefs have not at times 9 ‘hin particular piece of property can-| outof every 100 women who roots and poe i oes verw: n - +9 ate hot be denied, aa It was given to him! take the medicine for the | more good than 7 peepee cverwhelmed them—that anger and despair and hate oe have not shaken their souls—that there have been many i nally. ‘Therefore, he still takes) ailments for which it is rece prescriptions. © Keenest interest In ite develop-| ommended are benefited by it. ‘ You see, hd here bere k tit "| as uu ies ve y “ A improving and r nl times pone. eat ais, bog ae one fond ¥ anhing SS ae nost remarkable record | DProving ene eee ail it 1s 60 court of the other's demands—that even they have lookec perfect and so well adapted to wo- toward the divorce court and freedom. men’s needs that it actually has the But they have learned at last the one great losson of life—that all things pass. And for married folk it is wall to remember that with all other things that vanish, Of course we know that our medi- ed with each bottle of our | cine does benefit the large majority e bea: this question: | of women who take it. But thatonly you received benefit from | two out of 100 received no benefit fs For rome time a circular has been rm) Think of it | of 100 virtue to benefit 98 out of every er hear anything like | ciency has gained for it a sale in ieee. 28 tempests of matrimony, admit that " our- | almost every country in the world ildre 4 4 P: rart 1 F ax forced to| from any allment peculiar to her sex to try Lydia E. Piuk- ae te Rv dl pens pees 7 baal py mer Dn ) a —_— . ware ' 0 per| ham's Vegetable ‘Compound and see if she can’t be one of . ; By ye perchance watche e 2. } > <n e pi 100 women who take it. Its reliability and recognized effl- These old people have made their concessions, their cor plays of| Selves, are astonished. —leading all others. gidiess sacrifices to one another; they have secn their ai : f cs ‘ nd Ene ottery, There Such evidence should induce every woman suffeting | the 98. The Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass, They have toiled together, suffered togeth laughed | sf together, tasted together the bitter-sweet of evistence and have at last attained that high plateau of ., Which is always reached in the end by those who have Walked steadfastly in the path of duty, who have not shirked their responsibilities, who have endured much and forgiven much and have kept alive in their souls the faith of a high resolve. God bless them every one, those dear old men and women! Chuckle and the world chuckles with you; weep and somebody will "steal your handkerchief. A puncture is a little hole found in auto tires at long distances from It is getting so about the only drivers who will give pedestrians a lift are motormen. A sidewalk is a paved place for women to stop in the middle of while | they argue. Some men living a dog's life have no license to do it. A clock watcher is usually a man who ts marking time. Where Are You At? We claim credit for the definition for Editor John D. els, old-line leader of California stand-pats and publisher of the San Diego Union. In connection with President Harding’s international court issue, he calls the president a “moderate interna- nalist.” It is a fine definition and timely, and we will i much of it before the ides of November, 1924. We now have “moderate internationalists,” lke Mr. Harding, meaning folks who will not enter the league by front, side or back door, but who will look in at the win- and yell “Fire!” whenever it seems necessary. Then ere are the “‘irreconcilables,” meaning statesmen always dy to positively negate any proposition to get any- here in any foreign relations. Also, there are tie plain eites”—folks for the league, anyhow. There is left very large unnamed element that might be designated “razzled internationalists,” meaning folks so fussed up by the pros and cons that they don’t know which way imp. tis well for the reader to get well settled in the class which he or she thinks he or she belongs. It will not very long before the various classes now definitely signated will gird up their loins and go forth to paint ings red. We even expect that, when he gets going well, ah Harding's moderation will bear a rather ver- milion hue. New York will have daylight saving this year, Just as if New Yorkers er used much dzylight. _ A grocery store is a place of business at which people pay cash until they can get credit. Greeks and Turks plan another war. Just like them, we don’t know A man’s affections are never stolen when kept where they belong. | The differences that arise in most familles are indifferences. ‘You never see a bootlegger having a rum-age sale on old stuff. | Fresh paint is a liquid to poke your finger at before it.dries, . It’s Here; Watch It Spread Fellow citizens—that is, married fellow citizens—we ve done our duty, often with sinking heart and rising as the hour for homing homeward arrived, in decry- g the rage for female endurance tests. We have made ious remarks about Miss Texas, Miss Ohio, Miss Connecticut and their enduring jazz legs. We have inti- mated obloquy toward the long-distance pianist and song- We have conscientiously hunted up new and im- ive English, French, Italian and Irish adjectives to press our disapproval of woman's craze to exhibit how uch longer she could do this, that or the other thing n all other women. ‘Simply, we prognosticated and dreaded the time when the thing would shift over to men. It has. Mr. Madison irby, one of the best writers of the San Francisco News, _ publicly suggests “A Non-stop Carpet-beating Contest for lusbands.” Every San Francisco wife is giving three ers and there are about 15,000,000 wives in America go crazy over seeing how enduring husband is at car- pet-beating, lawn-mowing, holding sweater-yarn, drying d mopping pantries, bathing the children, putting the cat and similar female monopolies, ‘ellow citizens, aforesaid, it is not our fault. At our yap against long-endurance tests, you should have forth with double-barreled shotgun and shot up y sort of long-endurance at large, save pay-day. fi j —— Mexican woman of 102 smokes cl » Anti-tobi b Sgt sega meee "aig rie acco bugs will say she a Sriealtanecnaeain Detroit woman driver hit a building, and m: ead it idl of ie ptroct a ay pi it was on the _ Our rising generation is going to the do; it is fremiety es just exactly like all rising It is amusing to see an ola bachelor holding a baby, if Weaur is, ‘ iby, especially if she A little moonlight now and then often marries the best of men. ‘Phe trouble with running around all the time is you go in a circle, ‘There are always rooms for improvement, say ‘paperhangors, I have @ splendid appetite day letter eat my grub, (Two hour The treat 6 and dan ‘and uses ‘via And who am I te him nay? I'm not a poet, any Lord knows I haven't lengthy Bair; and ‘grub'—I've used it right up there! But writing verses, let me chime, I have to try to make them rhyme. And here in where you find the rub: That when I end a line with “club,” I can't use “blub” or “scrub” or “dub,” and so there's noth- ing left but “grub.” And if I end a line with “viands"—well, how the deuce am I going to make the darn thing rhyme? By Berton Braley AY, what do you mean by a Regular Gir! a bit puzzling to state rhaps, an irregular curl perfectly straight; And maybe who's pretty and maybe she's not And maybe she’s stately or short; But somehow or other you always can spot A girl who's the regular sort Te 2RE'S always a regular feminine charm all of her regular ways; re’s purity, too, which no evil can harm, ‘There's honor and truth in her gaze; But there's an irregular whimsical twist To some of her thoughts and her acts, Which makes her exceedingly hard to resist, For mystery always attracts, S "S eager and joyous and vivid and smart, She's healthy and wholesome and sweet Her Regular smile gives each masculine heart A slightly irregular beat; A Regular Pal you can bank on for life, With faith no hard luck can dispel, And—a Regular Girl makes a Regular Wife And @ Regular Mother as well (Copyright, 1923, The Seattle Star) before his inauguration: Now you can abandon slow, hurtful shaving You don’t know what you're missing until you try a Valet AutoStrop Razor, until you experience the world’s fastest, finest shave. 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