The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 3, 1923, Page 8

PAGE 8 _—_—_ The Seattle Star v a What the § Shootin’ s For And now Bill Borah trumpets iance to all connected with this world court idea, ¢ in general the main idea, defiance specific and concrete against Hughes and Herbert Hoover. “Whoop!” shouts Hiram of California; now overseas, as he buckles on his armor for the fray The fight is on. Some may imagine our entrance to the world court is the issue! Foolish ones! The fight is to determine who is to run this administration the next two years, name the candi- date in 1924 and forecast the republican nomination n 1928! Shall it be Jim Watson, Medill McCormick, Henry Cabot Lodge and the senate , or the little group in the president’s ca 4 Tf Hughes and Hoover and Harding win out, that will be one thing. If Bill Borah and Hiram Johnson and Jim Watson and Henry Cabot Lodge win, that will be some thing else again That's what all the shootin’s for Frisco folks, who want another big blowout, advertise, “The demo eratic convention here in 1920 was a phenomenal success.” We don't get ye. Every man nominated, everything declared for by that con Vention, came out at the little end of (he horn A grouch may be a man who married a woman to share his troubles and found out she caused them. If you meet a Philadelphian, don’t blame him for leaving. That town has harmonica contests A Minnesota man raised a ton of pork from a litter of pigs, One time we saw a gallon of boom raised from a pint No man is as bad as he looks before breakfast Beauty secret: Tell the barber how you want your hair cut ful DAY (X LETTER FROM FRENCH REJECT PIGGLY WIGGLY (— POOH FOR SCIENCE he VY RIDGE, MANN | GERMAN OFFER HEAD ASKS AID ail by ten Bl | Poincare Denounces Repar- |Home Town Folk Rally to ations Proposal Stave Off Bankruptcy Urges Local Investment of Funds lienit he : at : ee ea = = es “sie : = SAME PRICE — A Judicia] Phenomenon We will now give you description of a little scene that Ought to be in red hot type, framed and hung up over every judicial bench in the country, to-wit: Federal Judge Partridge on the bench at San Fran- cisco. Col. Theo. Gier, Oakland millionaire, up for sentence for violating the prohibition act. Sentence: Three months in jail and $1,500 fine. Collapse of Millionaire Gier. Witnesses former Mayor Chapin of Oakland, former Governor Pardee and District Attorney Decoto testify that Gier is a good citizen. Judge Partridge making remarks, thus: “I emphatically take exception to witnesses’ statements. No man can be @ good citizen and violate the law. I believe that an ex- sample should be made of Gier, inasmuch as he is a prom- inent man, familiar with the law, and held office in the county in which he lived.” We drop the curtain on the scene, feeling that we've performed a public duty in disclosing that there is one federal judge extant who believes in jailing guilty mil- \lionaires and doesn’t believe that money and pull cover any multitude of sins mentioned in the criminal statutes. Baseball days are here again, the gladdest of the year; when many men drink soda pop and wish that it was beer. Judge Williams, of Oklahoma, told 12 women to bake their bread, to the dismay of 12 husbands. ‘Mr, and Mrs. Max Over have bought a Swiss farm and can settle down to raising Alpine yodels. No rain has fallen for 60 days in Shensi, China, and the fish are for- getting how to swim. Oh, That’s Different! Department of justice, seeking to bust the shopmen’s ‘strike, clamped down a federal court’s temporary injunc- tion on an hour's notice. Same department of justice, Seeking to bust sugar gouge, starts court action, but doesn’t even ask a temporary injunction to stop sugar “The itoad case was different,” says Acting Attorney General Seymour. “Life and property were menaced.” Oh, yes! Different in another way, too! Wall Street wanted the injunction in the railroad case. Consumers | want it in the sugar gouging case. That's very different, you see. 3 ’ Fashion experts say a man should have three straw lids. Most men have, every three years. ‘aad is getting mad at France. Just being a Turk is enough to make ‘Turk mad at anybody. ‘Things could be worse. Suppose eating was unlawful and you bad to buy food from bootleggers? _ Boat races are held to determine the champion ship. A man is a person who is late for supper. The Right Music Hath Charms e triumphant “Bridal March” by the big band, as duke of York approaches the altar: “Lead Us Heay- , Father,” as Lady Bowers-Lyon steps up. bably the selections were apropos and all that, but ’e jar our artistic temperament. It sounds so i ike “Hurrah, Boys!” for the bridegroom and “God lp Us!” for the bride. Still, it’s none of our business. toyal marrying folks probably selected the music a ‘preferred. It was really up to them to choose the of brass bands or the gentle music in the few kind _ of a justice of the peace. Some day a Scuggist who is out of stamps will tell a customer he bas ething just as good. ‘lai they married a Pennsylvanian, he should be run out of 56 many radio stations are being put up it keeps them busy hunting il errors for names. Dancing yourself to death is very foolish. Almost as foolish as working elf to death. ‘One reason the marathon dances should be stopped is the girls are out- When Presidents Do Not Agree “Our driftt oday is toward pure democracy, and no-pure nocracy has ever long survived.” —President Harding. Tt is rather for us to be here dedicated. * * * “That we here highly resolve that this nation under d have a new birth of freedom and that govern- nt of the people, by the people and for the people shall perish from the earth.”—Abraham Lincoln. Irish Planning for the Olympic should be good cross-country runners. tsi ‘@ cross country. © D5 Ounces for DBt ‘Use less than of higher priced brands | MILLIONS OF POUNDS BOUGHT BY OUR GOVERNMENT. * Massacre of 500 Dogs Is Postponed COFFEYVILLE, Kan. M reason for this is A Word for ‘Celluloid Mouse “¥s- s" the “ed Store and Asbestos Cat) « Editor The Stal Editor The St with It seems to be the Motorists / This may save you money ‘Whether or not you are included in the majority of Pacific Coast motorists who already use Zerolene, you will be interested in the 1923 Record of 1 fa rare pam ni | Pedestrians Hit drug store witt apha and parego admitted that such is must | ¢ ph be he general wa S-cent fare was ast, and.a motern pharmacy lool {mposmbitity, but st was anys by Automobiles {ike w: Grdab ‘between, & candy-caye | beat the Erickson and a public brary, but all that) aod workable plan that has ever “316. | these joke-mills grind out is not neo. | bees spr e's ws Sincerely yours, jenearily true; that one might as well : ask for a double-portion of fried mos- | BOR tr J eae aoe = quitos” insteps as try to get a pre-| hackeray | | l. apparently drunk jocked down at Fi scription filled. 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For this ings constantly protected by an ade- reason the Zerolene-lubricated auto. quate film of oil at all the varying tem. mobile may be driven from 25% peratures of engine operation. This to 50% farther without having the Teduces friction and wear and de- valves ground or the cylinders re- livers more horse-power to the bored, Zerolene forms ‘fess carbon wheels on the ground and gives than any other motor oilknown tous. greater mileage from the gasoline, A Better Oil Even If It Does Cost Less Zerolene costs less than other oils because of our facilities for pro- ducing and distributing it in great quantities on the Pacific Coast. We donot have to pay long-haul transportation and high merchan- 3 dising costs to make it available, All that you pay for Zerolene goes i to buy high quality only. Pyorrhea Comes to Four Out of Every Five } \! jon by the utilities committee the invitation of A. W. Leonard to send a council committee to ‘Bleeding gums? 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