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I rAR : DA serve for life. It is almost impossible to force one of | provided by constitutional amend. | System unless you can offer somo. | delicious chocolate 100% POWER { aeemmnemaetenenaers 4 Th Seatt] St LETTER FROM HAVING AN FE Man and His ou ] e ea ¢ ar nventio | Le a Freee te mall, eut ef @ month year, hte By — er , pe Si , bi > 5 Frage aioe , Listes / > Why Use the Bean Shooter? Fog un couldn't move It; but f ivyasnicoun c t DOWN AND Ne eee beama; t how that ©0-operation, 4 t AWHILE « THE ) { » ! refu i rate iT . U a GUN =” mplet tr t hea or f rt At ul WARREN to They ' ol would for he he tact~-you > }iow are anne 1 * hath t Y At nee it jan’t by quittir a . ’ - us fo t was a fine ang bia te: ea] fia crew, birdy Droe ~~ ang, th furro eae tified! t n k& 3 Whe e Neat, a h, ew cases y ae | tioters fa ne : en wrestling / 4 tr Ubborn coe ot J oy; % Modggn aes be-car. sn 2 pe Al expended more th m halt th tamil cl < BY FRANK MORTON our, — on pe No See the bad, bad burglar! (On the passing of the old Grand Opera Hi April 2 2) I was working with Th Cm He’s showing a lot of speed for a bird with such a big way—decrepit Ruin; od aaa 5 the poe: oe gizzard. What's he running for? March of Progress comes | 5 mle apes 1-Y He's running from the old man with the bean-shooter, | aan ner from thy peaceful dream: | SSAA EONS She All p ' who chased him out of the house, after he'd swiped the | Nor Rave we tele te hire tai thy wala jaiaings } the Old ‘members of the Cheyenss aires 4, family sugar bowl. | Nor hear thy sighs for tinsel'd fame of yore; } yee ve i z & » bad burglar scared? | For knowest thou, we heed voice of Commerce . eet aT a ee A Te EN awainst. Custer, and who now liv Lag P Is the bad burglar scared? | = . se % ! |0n a small reservation adjoining the Lake} S Naw! He's just acting like he is. Bean-shooters | ho hath commanded—Thou shalt be no more rendered—you know that | Qu 4 ‘ |Crow reservation on the east. trodq : : pala hes iat i gl gle ge estions If Curley Was_in Battle |x, ;ecvs‘en, 02, to eas te a don’t hurt burglars! forget that once thow spelt Enc t on ne ‘et or at sat chun, | Metlled tes | Ute Bestia: “tht acca was 4 Who's the noisy little man on the fence, who says to thou, where Lovers’ souls were Be te oe . vse pte yf appear co a fee 5% use the gun? spoken words, culled from t , ? bg SE e idced | hee ee a cok 4 - Wades pelean toe, Suegradi ghap teeters ent placed over the one — tore . Why, that’s the little Common-People fellow, whose teaPtoyeingy rel A «as. ani Ayiadea ena being within hearin, where thelr remains wer § © Whil r sugar bowl it is. Just as he was coming home from | Ad aged. hoary Thing of Yetaryear mouth of po npeee i plied work, at the end of a perfect day ° * | But there are Those who, when thou hast departed, ie shi glen a peg r a f S< (To be continued some other day.) | Will give to thee a Thought—a Sigh—a Tear. za battle fought t had come up|#nd their bodies were gathered ap ft ° : Sather ws sean ee = SESE SENS TES ent eee is men on the | the d placed in one grave. These . ks 4 A man has no more right to say an uncivil thing than to act one; no | to g Horn river, t kers stand in groups of one, two \ more right {o say a rude thing to another than to knock him down— | : battle, he would » and are ‘scattered along - dobnson. | the « same fate ox Custer for a distance of over one ee aE j - ves uding other Crow In Around the spot where Cus. | , He that diggeth a pit shall fall inte it; and who#o breaketh an hedge, | y : r tavilier ¥ { t The Indians ray th ter fell there are 42 markers, shéw. @ : Sirase akan hile hie eeeion. | D uy 1 1 r some time at the ats ing that the men rallied to the sup. 4 ee i f c reservation a 8 | pe neral to the last mo “= 5 “ » PD: ne " r emplo: They say a new plane may fly 47,000 feet high. We say it may churn Scores So-Called Hebe Bill wed as See | te the uliky way inte butter. * ‘ ne : | is entitled to @ pen- - - o Bt t ttle ¢ F Ls 1 bat- | sion nervionsag pare If ae are what we eat, as a Spokane doctor says, we should never tat read enti “a All lea cont ta a PM eayidhd Po apn ping, Pac via 0 bad | ecou : survivor of that ue ao big hunk of cheese, the this, a ea ie ; ciittoversy aa "to come up from the Big river | most horrible battle AL SLE agen Butter Substit a Vii The point " : nendment to our generally believed ‘fough . which you printed the other evening, | Farine Is to t i our ta - radia a Being Seen Artisticall wd 1 would be grateful if 1 might | bie Decatur tamino A. why ht say that & y be permitted to call attention to cer-|#top there? Thereare 60 major foods | ay that ) ae “See yourself as.the artist sees you,” is the advice of | tain facts, ee lack that reer he eal ro bigs aS 4 the Youngstown ‘Telegram’s, head-line writer. Mr, Butler descrives the bit! passed | If it comes to a matter of counting | meems to me in very poor taste, to ee eee € c lat the last session of the legisature|Peanies, one might prefer to buy! say che leant, Whether or not the The reader who follows that advice runs considerable * ey ee [plenty of whole milk and use some’ ¢ " wT ee to prohibit the sale of margarine in| ?!*° fon tj majority of them. were, as you state, chance to rue it, and the older he 1s the fiércer he'll rue. q “antl | butter substitute, as plenty of vita- ti I Washington, ax the “anti-Hebe ie be had in milk picked from corporation payrolls There's an old scout working at a nearby desk who, |The law makes no reference to| 0° / ‘aaieas the Gacoia Was ks “ged prove Wixi ei have Sad , one day, took $5 and went out to see himself as a real | “Hebe,” a milk fat, the manufacture} . ‘ os abit ty > 2 3 t e i of which In prohibited by tederat| {Ks @ normal amount of milk and|to hear of their ability, integrity or u artist would see him. That artist was an artist, all right. (Si,cite ‘This aw prevents the aale| ®t ® Rormal amount of leaty vege-| honesty of purpose being a matter of y His judgment of proportions was superb. His eyesight (Sr margarine and to call it the ee Prved og tl ory geen bap uch Inuendoes are un- bj was: sharp enough to designate a California flea on an bapa beep dibeatib ania the | rhe truth ts that the dairy Inter- batches in my opinion, Seal tna toe < Airedale running away at the distance of 100 rods. His | voter a [esta of the state are trying to clim-|est criticiwn of any Individual judge uf acumen as to arfitomy could pick the bone$ out of a 200- Mr. Bake? “ cod rs Leta that | inate competition by legisiation, and|on any bench for décisions that a: > - : P : lis margarine lacks ro-called vitamine A.| are trying to compel the housewives | pear to t u y or inspired b: d amas Lear aid, create a Dertect ional t Ar lehman What of it? Tan't tt reasonable to| or the state to buy thelr high-priced | favoritiany ta to be commended, ot > eside him, Sherlock Holmes and Craig Kennedy were | asume that a person's diet will 1n-| product honent-tetiielad "oe sts sie 3 pr ote. honest eriticis © grounds of ~< but miserable, threadbare pikers. clude other foods whit to? Here| 1 can't for the life of me believe | personal unfitness for the bench for as “Well,” said the artist to the fellow who had issued | °** ‘he #ets #bout vitamines: that the people of the state of Wash-/any reason—but these blanket de- < é hi If tntii“aee hin, “a i % For health and the avoldance of | ington wil d by idiy and permit | punciations of courte as institutions be forth to see himself as artists see him, “I see that you” | icin ‘diveases such as rickets,|an honest industry, which manutac- judges in general because once were much given to boxing, years ago. Your left ear is | seurvy and beri-beri, it is necessary |turen a food product of proved quall-|a while an unpopular decision 1s ho < what is vulgarly called ‘cauliflower.’ Your nose is short, | to have somewhere in the food mp-| tien, to be legisiated out of existence. |estly rendered tend only to break ~~, heavy and pug, indicating immediate ancestry in the [ae ines kinds of vitamines, A, Bie ae Le pare eithetens perered borhe ve ines Dat err. . Hungarian and Irish. You do well to hide some very bad (°") © ' tl seey thet ested he Sea ie eae : Butter contains only A. that so many thousands of registered | the courte—the bulwarke of our lib- teeth behind a heavy moustache. Your remarkably prog- Any vegetable oll, such as | voters #0 quickly volunteered to sign | erty and our civilization B nathous jaw and abnormal nostrils are strong testimony , corn oll, or cottonseed ofl| referendum petitions to suspend the | PAUL HOLBROOK uw for the Darwinian theory of descent. One arm and one | %# ot contain vitamine A. | operationa of the tnw | is h bit | th 5 th: Givi your h: bit Margarine, and other butter sub-| In urging people not to sign these! Deciding whether a law ts in acco: ~ leg are a it longer than your other. ive up your hal it atiitutes do not contain vitamine A. | petitions the dairy interests are with the constitution Is purely a leg of sleeping on your left side only. The diameter cf your untess the substitutes are made from |ing the right of trial to an industry |jelative function. Why not leave it ¥ media denotes grossness. The deep wrinkles at either | bef oil. when they contain a little of| if it can be imagined the industry in| to the legislative body, the congress? — . i h indi h p hy . vitamine A. on trial. The 4 86 | Why permit the judges to aasume it? = side of your. mouth indicate that yom ews e. ug tobacco Renovated butter contains very Mt-| the margarine Industry in one breath | Why create a special body for th unstintedly. You are badly knock-kneed. Ride horse- | tie of vitamine A jand convict It in the next. It simply | purpose? The members of congn back often. No. 11 shoe fits your left foot, No. 13 your, | Highly mitied cereals contain very| isn't fair and the people of thin state are elective and thus responsible right. From wide difference in color, I take it that your | little vitamine A | who believe in the rquare deal simply | the voters. In every other progressive left eye is a glass eye. Your facial features in general | Sugar, polished rice, white flour, will not tolerate this program of api eor: the legislative body decided ee | ee spe ipanito ‘ ial atisde | celryaen B a 3 constitutional questions; why not in —— jost fruite contain both vitamines e ruly yours, ours?—Editor, “Plenty!” interrupted the man, full of unseemly, en- |B. and C. When cooked they con- J.J. MACK. | ———$— - raged pride. “Here’s your blamed sight-seeing $5 and poe | ‘ here’s another $5 if you'll agree to never let your picture I h ( ‘ons itu 4 an th ges | - of me as is get into the hands of my wife!” | e titution d e Ju | ’ | Virginia and Second Streets, Reno, where the check was made ty 2 SE PIE | Editor The star: government, clected by the people, | { 4 ms yy Amundsen is on his way to fly over the North Pole, when going around | Apropos of your editorial of yes-|whoxe vole duty would be to pass | a would be much more sensible. terday, hedded'“Sake It ‘Thou Shalt lon the constitutionality of every act | | | { CURE i Sa Lae Not,'" in which you urge that tholo¢ congress before it wa roved { : Sexttle may claims his wife bit him, but he may have been treating | power of the courts to declare logis | hy the president, . Seat CHOCOLATE 4 her like a dog. lative acts unconstituttional be taken | a Jot of unconstitutional or doubt ay | : ae aS away, will you be good enough to} fut legislation {rom being placed on MALTED MILK j _Army aviators are trying for a new allude record, which isthe hefght where you want this power|the statute books, or, perhaps; with | ops : of indiseret * |placed? Certainly, the power mustithe power of vetoing, on ‘constitu. | —_——— és rest somewhere, and under our pres-| tional grounds, an act which con. < A garden is a great convenience for neighbors’ chickens. ent system of government, the| gress and tiie prosident had con HEALTHFUL | a ERED courts seem to be the logical place|curred in or which might bo passed A cheap guy is one who asks a girl to meet him at a movie, inside. for it, even tho some sudges do not! over the prorident's. veto? between-meals | ar. alwa pleas you or me with their ; \ a Doubtless you have in the past pieirbeheh Sees nie dinBhe | Seer . Elect the Federal Judges |pcputitens vad tava the att inw thru some retérendlim machin.|. eno Oldsters; too Senator Dill is absolutely right about the federal |caring obnoxious legislative acta| ery, there must be somo tribunal} All the nourishment ; row ” rf ing 7 ri si al, t as at ly ag | With ver to dot 6 e < judges. They ponid tot be 80 free with injunctions if | | ire iaeeprove’ of decisions wnich (tion, and It seemen idle te raive,| and food value of ey were responsible ie people. . 00 ; ) m © rail a) . vs E Federal fudge are apnea ibe the president. They {ao Bb a kal the Judges In whom that power now! malted milk—and a “Red Crown” is the regular fuel of the ma- is 8 vr * 'Y | A national referendum might be| rests, or to condemn the present reer f = fRi | jority of motorists of Reno, as proved by a | them off the bench. ment, but wouldn't it be a pretty | thing better to tako the place of it.| : re recent check. : p avor in addition. : fe d slow, cumbers and unsatisfuc-) And no f “| “ ts 4 That system makes federal judges unresponsible to the [tary instrument? nt |g andy De matter wher’ you vost | olmiaverdeasheneneen... eStandiae on ti f Virginia and Se people. That tends to make them arbitrary. {It en- How would it be to provide a| power, there will bo a lot of peonis tees tapldiv antiainee eees RADGIES OD Cue COmET Ch Virgie ana sec. hae trenches the most reactionary, anti-progress, hide-bound ourth department of the national‘ who wil! kick every time a deciuton carburetor ais coespintaly. cone ond Streets, our checker questioned the first De fs judges a rae they cannot i blasted out. erase nae =| gamed in, the plindars, giving 100 motorists whopassed. Fifty-oneofthem 3 ' ie federal judges were elected, there would be fewer | 1 | pee Hea hows Ll ec rea used “Red Crown” as against 32 for thenext kno o- injunctions that smash at local government and ubridge | DOMESTICALLY SPEAKING > most high! favored brand-a lead of 59% itm 4 os Sapte ot ths people. Paver toes would follow the | Merete! Crown” get greater flexibility and é ey ; vay {. ‘amous Wilkerson example in Chicago and deliberately ‘ | Re fore milsage from thelr care, and Winter or summer, north or south, “Red Crown” 4 abridge the right of free speech and free press. By Berton Braley Maret ett ak a got the alerity vote always and rele be- 3 Ord the Whole iaucetiae court 4udges dvere hi ‘0 doubt the centipede at home | year round, ak : oi o Bail nee © judges are tar more: hu- Is gentle, generous and kind; | cause it's uniformly dependable—100% power. by ‘ man, far more liberal in their economic and _ political But centipedes abroad will roam | . Ha ar views, and are closer to the people whom they serve than And when they do, I'm not inclined You'll find “Red Crown” everywhere— wherever Sori ave the federal judges.. And judges are servants of the Sb Ub aly Ma you drive a car. Look for the sign. : people, just like other officials. And if I did it, I'd be deud Curtains stretched without pin ANY. Weld é Elect the judges right up to the United States supreme 18 cobra in his domicile, | Banka dee eannny equipped STAND Se meet aaa ay Hien nat yu po to retain some of our ‘Away trom'worriment and sfrite, lant Inthe West, Strictly lund 9 i great humanitarian laws. is question is goi May greet hiv children with a amite | 4 a very live issue one of these aay in this Banter: Wale And show affection to his wito; || Aetna Curtain Cleaners a West ve But in hiv public life I'm prone | [ Cor, Gt amd Westiaks — Muin 7502 Me A Chester, Pa., horse has heen made a wooden leg. ‘The hurse-fites re ee ere Ou UICC MIS | u oy have a surprise coming, é - ‘ tie ea POR certain crook sind buccaneers * DR. WO Jumping at conclusions is said to be bad exercise, i hea will ae (his. plea nGiiNtsH pocton Ne : PEER St ara ‘Ho's not as bad as ho appears, ‘ature nee bs - i : te wi Remedi trial If a +lap In the face doesn't work, a slap on the back will has saith had LAMA RiBe Ms Mee Wo Chinere mad ori an Eateig more lemons in spring k ft Might plead the name, but who would heed? " i Rewpe zon from feeling. like one, (Copyright, 1928, Tho Soattle Star) /?