The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 23, 1923, Page 8

™ PAGE 8 THE SEATTLE STAR MONDAY, APRIL 23, 1928 _ a a ONE OF THE FAMILY - iE OF TH DCFAM LETER FROM - “f g: ze = | faece-cs| || AVRIDEGE MANN 4 WHY CAN'T You BE Tbune bldg.; New Yerk office, “ rs - ey are ullding houses day by : 1 AWT GoRNA Swim val The CHLOREN ¢ 1 is they ‘have taken all { q Ss yg . , neh on a barre An Incumbents’ Year |_<{ SHooT MARBLES WiTh’EM st y places where the bull frogs An’ | AINT GONNA BE ON It may surprise many good Seattle citizens to discovet a ri here had salling races, and at times (all - . THEIR BALL TEAM AN Tuesday is primary electi a has been such And the alders on its edges have completely that Tuesday is primary electien day. It has bee FURTHERMORE | AIN'T ving way to saws and sledges, and the houses A quiet campaign that there is danger a large percentage of the voters won't know about the affair until they Yead the returns. Tt is decidedly an incumbents’ year. Tom Kennedy, corporation counsel, has no opposition, He deserves re electian and is certain of achieving it GONNA HAVE NO APRON STRINGS Tiep onTo ME, So There Ing now is used Ly building saying, “House for Bale * may be pretty—maybe, more, still it sort of seems a pity—second Ing all sround us, and they spoil a lot of Of the large list of councilmanic candidates for the fu and they really quite astound us with the work that three vacant places, the three incumbents who are asking ave done. And progress they are showing may estroy « lot of play—but the way to keep on growing is by re-election are plainly leading the field. Messrs. Tindall, Erickson and Hesketh certainly should be nominated to run against the three strongest of the outsiders, ‘The Star believes they will be nominated. Each of the three has made good on his job, each in his own way After ms ©6the primary it then will be distinctly up to the “outs” to F show cause why they should replace thése quiet and ® hard-working “ins.” bullding day by da MILE OUR COvBINMENT K KCKCKCKC No Money Quite | 7 By Berton Braley | Equals the First Turks are putting thru a law forbidding a Turk to marry more than one woman, It's the proper thing, but if they'll study current American events they'll add on a law disarming the “extra” women. rus foxy boys are numerous | Well, Sue, I bear your kid sister : j 1 Who dodge the felon-herder is out of school and is out in the “Who won the wart” is a question of the new United States army And who, in fashion humorous, wicked world earning her living.’ sion as to Bil Hohenzollern and questionnaire. Say, we're stuck on de an t away with murder.” "¥en, and it does seem funny for Admiral 8 | The decalogue—th: it, her to be old enough to be working. : And some folks them clever She's goot little typist, though, Great minds, like heaven, ave pleased in « good, tho the ungrateful But—they don't away with it landed very good job right at subjects of their favors are barren in return.—Rewe. ’ Voreves the start. Pretty good money, too. | Say, she’s as proud as Punch with Var when the her salary, he calls it.”’ If Dr. Crile’s scheme of reviving the dead proves a success, there's Ket to be somo censorship on parties to be revived r forget Lots more important than it was later Nothing like the first dollars to | make one feel Ifke a millionaire.”’ “I guess not. At any rate, I haven't enjoyed any millionaire feelings for some time. A few feel eerie tease lings of that sort wouldn't go amiss seb, es either.” fe acheme plain, hard The Jargon of the Tory A man whose friendship The Star values and whose judgment we respect has written a letter taking us to task. 1 am tired,” he writes, “of seeing the words CAL, ‘RED,’ ‘COMMUNIST’ and suchlike used indiscrimi- at's the latest financial nately. Th ° I English Shipping | They're swatted on t Panda LE yin ry : “It is as plain as the nose a 's f hat there IS iS our ast | Right's right, so don't get gay with it, pris i " H It is as plain as the nose on a man’s face that there ance Plans Are Adopted | Wor the yon grag te Le | r0f cour, you'd uct zhat's is no agreed-upon meaning or accepted definition for these e y tt A € ‘ | ROME, April 23 Ff z ‘ou cannot get y with it | y Ly words. In your telegraph service, in your headlines and | to Get 7 hese Bulletins paises Bog) a ‘hes ou i | Forever |'s here pod aay $d ‘loka i Wie i i 5 a se : | acy construct sev Copyright, 1923, The Seattl me. e rBe im your local stories sometimes these words are used dial ehtabullatag Glanka "hack ot! AS aad wa i than having no new clothes in the over and over with as many shades of meaning as Heinz | de almilar to the English shipyarde, | AL SCH OL | MUFFLER HANGS BOY | spring.” CONCRETE or imag to tte Beaiah chrarde /PTTRAL SCHOOL | py MtRHZRBaNos Bor |"? a either, Takes a the ‘RADI- n the end, yea v makes pickles. “T think that, with respect to these words, you should . made by an Italian delegation whict fs ~A muf-|bjoom from the flowers not to be @oply the same rule that you apply to other words. If Ali the information 70a need oe Bullaiag concrete walla end bese |i went to Mogiand tamt year. Italy's BIG PROBLEM | Gece cee ng eanelt Eimer! apie to dress up. J know. I've tad ply the same at y apply vo othe S. ments: The proper mixtures, tables of quantities, Instructions for pe ny M id I 4A | Gerson's neck by his mother caught | a+ peeling myself. Not this spring, you don't know what they mean, don’t use them, building forms and pouring concrete, and in fact everything about lor ctpueetagtions ee ALBANY, N. ¥., April 22.—The| 0D a picket fence and choked the lad| though, Wait till you see my new ; ve! porta frie atont ¥ 28 a oa ne rippin, je le * y “Passing on from the words themselves, the state of conetelg'ta sontatoed fh thetatent butietin Tal tc creinston |] line, It probably will take twenty |CouDtrY schoo! Is problem to state |'? death | clothes. I'm keen about them. Say, i ae 7 reau is prepared to furnish you free. Fill out carefully an 13 . bis cators. Recent figures fron e| iN aR ahcaaaalS Bieta. ae y don't you adopt my plan? i which makes us accept and use them makes me $ y to complete the buflding pro-| *ducators cu m thi ; s Sue, why don't y i » mind pt and e mail the coupon below jyeare to complete the building pro-| SNM ae nt of education LET'S BUY RADIUM | Credit, you know. Pay so much on similarly tired. | |&ram now under connideration a Boones is | 4h Supe i adh nae ii <i me : . | ——_—-y schools in} PARIS, April 23.—Like many| your clo! very month, ¥ “T don’t see why editorial people and newspapers in gen- Weshingtde Bureau, The Seattle Star A e had an average datly|other things, radium has also|system. I buy at Cherry's. They eral have to be so soft and imitative in their processes of 1322 New York Ave., Washington, D. C. Natives Burn Human « of only one pupil. The} dropped in price. A pound would] sive credit, and do have such desir- thought that they swallow without question the bunk that I want a copy of the pamphlet, “Conercte Walls and Baso- as Rain Sacrifice number of schools having an average | now cost only $26,600,000. jable clothes.’’ nye aha Ny oe, Fe ments,” and inclose herewith « loose two-cent stamp for 2 Attendance of 10 or leas was 3.000. “ie “P | ‘They are at 1015 Second ave., be manufactured for pink-whiskered old gentlemen and ma » CAPETOWN, April 23—A native| On the other hand, De Witt Clin-| the cause and while the remedy is|tween Madison and Spring, in’ the timorous old maids by such newspapers as the Chicago amed Metgedi was burned to death |ton bigh school in New York has! “back to the land,” the authorities of| Rialto Bldg. Just over the Pig'n lby the Mtawnra tribe in Rhodesta as w eacrifice to ths Hain God. Tribune. ' “Your news agencies, for example, are supposed to ‘avoid all propaganda. They do. But they not infre- quently tell straight-out news happenings in the vocabu- lary, the language and the jargon of the reactionary. | chy. “Your United Press, which I suppose, serves all man- of newspapers, from ‘reactionary’ to ‘radical’—what- WGN Vas bie bancsnccugeessscadeecdaveghandpscdbaiocesd Mise ever those words mean—does not hesitate to call a man ‘radical,’ tho it would not dream of calling anybody hard-boiled.’ “Only recently the United Press broadcasted and you fae peack waxy. 0 Su Mh otveteveer || WANT TO KEEP BEES? course are help) or stimulate th is to either Initiate} Whistle. Take elevator.—Advertise- movement. | ment. Y, BOYS! sinnie “Of course, we all know that there never was such Expert advice to beginners ts contained In ‘an article in the Intest thing as the BLACK HAND and that it was only one Provably babetin, of the. Waskieston: State’ colleges Western n '* ev} 5 Vashington experiment station, written by B. A. 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