The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 8, 1923, Page 8

Diplomats—Their Ups and Downs Mrs, Miles P¢ ter, now known as the “Margot As quith of Amer syndicating elaborated re-writes of her celebrated correspondence vealing inside f@ secrets of high politic ty in our national capital,” as the syndicate ‘broker puts it ndexter and his brilliant help- for Peru, where the retiring Senator goes as ambassador to that interesting country Now there are undoubtedly a lot of intriguing secrets in the “political society” of the successors of the Incas, but under the rigid rules of our state department, neither the ambassador nor his estimable wife will be permitted to write anything for publication! Too bad. We may never know what Andean society is thinking about, [© This month S § ij Meet are sche ay And now we have R rd niker, clubman, And crack polo player of San Francis our new min- ister to the Netherlands. And what does Banker Tobin know about the Dutch, do you ask? Whist and away id ye! What does George Harvey know about the English or ™ Miles Poindexter about the Peruvians, God rest their i souls? Besides, Dick Tobin is a fi P gave $10,000 to the republican @ man to have no reward fellow and ‘tis said he umpaign committee. Is , at all, for his patriotism? Governor Wood announces that the head-hunters of the Philippines have given up cannibalism and gone in for politics and office holding. It’s & tough job, but we'll Americanize those islanders at long distance Theatrical producers says chorus girls need higher education and many will asx if he means all the way up to the chin. Little Brothers of the Monkey Get ready, folks, the foxy manufacturers are preparing to spring hundreds of King Tut fad articles on you. One of ) the first of these will be the Tutankhamen cigaret.. One Of the big tobacco companies is getting ready to market it, A New York firm has placed a rush order wih a pottery factory to turn out hundreds of thousands of “Tut pups,” j good luck statues like the Billiken. These are supposed to be reproductions of the Egyptian “houn’ dawg” that fol- ' lowed King Tut:around the royal palace. » Goldsmiths and their designers are working night and day on orders for Egyptian jewelry, especially bracelets and anklets. Tn Washington the patent office is getting ready for a deluge of applications from manufacturers who want to use | Tut's name on their wares, with trade mark protection. First on the job seems to e been Frederick Martin , Eastern promoter. As far back as last November | 80 he applied for Tut trade marks in 15 different industries | —bathing suits, music, clothing, dolls, umbrellas and so on. Burns even went after.a copyright on Tut’s name in the ) fields of music, poetry and fiction. To sew up the name for fiction purposes, he “wrote all night. At about 8 a. m. I finished my story, which is 6,000 words long. I don’t know anything about writi iction, but I know how to protect Myself for my purposes by throwing in plenty of love, mys- tery and red-blooded material.” Burns’ hunch was to monopolize Tut’s name for fiction es. Judging from his description, the magazines will fight to get his masterpiece. _ A King Tut novel is being turned out. Monte Carlo and | Alma Sanders (authors of “Tangerine”) have obtained the use of Tut’s name for a show and already have written the music and lyric. © Vincent Lopez is playing Tut mnsic with his Hotel Penn- Sylvania orchestra, New York. He sent a rush order to Egypt for copies of the sistrum, ringing ‘and chiming instrument found in Tut’s tomb. Watch the jazz bands | Pick it up. = It’s a great age we're living in. Study the impending Tut crazes and you'll learn a lot about infectious emotions, i¢ mob spirit and our instinct of imitation which links us h the monkey. By What a mistake it would be for Pola Negri and Chaplin to marry! Look at the free advertising they're getting by tossing the engagement | fing back and forth. . ‘The general impression seems to be that Germany tried to kick at France with both feet at the same time. Last of the Orators Silver-tongued Bourke Cockran will no longer hold con- ress spellbound. Master of rhetoric, possessor of a mag- Mificently trained voice, Cockran was one of the supreme mational figure in democratic affairs for more than 40 ‘ears. Cockran typified the very spirit of Tammany Hall, the sold, unreconstructed, unregenerated, reactiona Tam- “many, and it is to be regretted that his talents were gen- » ‘erally wasted on the wrong side. Yet he was a great orator, One of our counry’s greatest, as even his opponents con- le. His passing calls attention that orators are few in congress in 1923, and oratory is rapidly fading into a ‘lost art. . dust to be in it, the diggers in the ruins of Pompei have discovered # bathroom and kitchen range, with plumbing beautiful enough to make # plumber go back to his shop for his tools several times, Man caught bootlegging In Modesto, Cal., was 92, but his stuff wasn't, The Man Who Did Not Read Ads (Courtesy of Calkins & Holden) Big Ben aroused the household. Tossing off the Nashua, the man who did not read ad- Vertising slid out of the Simmons. Five minutes with Williams, Rubberset and Gillette, two More with Pebeco and Prophylactic, and shedding his he was ready for a shower. 2 , Interwoven, Bostons z a Keiser-Barathea, that harmonized with his Manhattan, knotted this in a new Van Heusen, and juice stood at his plate, at breakf st, Manning-Bowman, and Beech-Nut Sent up its appetizing odor. | Breakfast finished, he picked up his Stetson and Fownes | and stepped into the waiting Franklin, At his office the mail lay on his M few replies to his secretary, to be transcribed on Crane’s on her Noisel and signed with his Waterman. ) Occasionally he glanced at his Waltham for there was a ‘Board meeting which he did not want to miss, The subject be d sed was advertising, and he had something to Bay on that subject | At 11 o'clock took his place at the big table, lit a | ned to what the others had to say, and opinion: “I do not be people read advertisements, | don’t | I always skip the advert ments in the mz ines and | ey. 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