The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 29, 1923, Page 2

THE SEATTLE STAR MEMBER AMERICAN HOMES BUREAU; FOR BETTER AMERIOAN HOMES VALUES UNSURPASSED IN THIS SALE , x $00 pieces imported grass and reed furniture tremendously reduced! —a direct importation from the Orient, bought by us at a great saving—now offered at LOW prices that could not be achieved were it not for our tremendous two-store buying Fait Five hundred pieces o ass and reed furniture of the Better Kind—not only attractive but serviceable—furniture you will take pleasure in owning-—con- sisting of Tea Wagons, Book- cases, Rockers, Chairs, Stools, Lounges, Screens, Tables, Fern- ernies and Sewing Baskets, Here are only a few of hundreds of wonderful values: “Your Credit Is Good!” included in this sale: 20 different styles of imported grassh 85 chairs and rockers. Every one an excep- tional value. this reed rocker at close to cost— —a& cozy, attractive reed 85 rocker, exactly as pic- tured, in natural finish, Special for this sale. factory sale and demonstration ABC | { 4 ' OSCILLATOR —Sstylesto if i | select from |: = = = ; ¢ Electric Washing Machine | f —beginning Monday morning and continuing for the | ace | ill wes tty d Se 7 | Week a special factory expert will give in this store an | Qe“ Pr: + t2eunayg ¢ es FAS, : J 4 educational demonstration of the A B C Oscillator Elec- iz > lL iz ri 7 MMMAHH ORO Ketsea anti Y Lhe tric Washing Machine. He will show you how this ig “eee - @ wonderful washer, like a huge, powerful hand, will do 3 i i i a big family washing—how it will wash without harm- —3 styles to ing the most delicate waists and lingerie. It is a full 6-sheet family washer, sturdily built, of all metal con- struction with rigid angle iron frame and HEAVY COPPER TUB. During this 6-day sale we give FREE to each purchaser a HOTPOINT electric iron. | PAY ONLY $ YOU HAVE A $2 A WEEK YEARTOPAY —as a special inducement during this 6-day factory sale and demonstration we present FREE to each purchaser of an A B C Oscillator Electric Wash- ing Machine a genuine HOTPOINT ELECTRIC TRON. select from imported grass fernery— _|imported grass table— awe mac gf Terese ae ad a 12x28. Has metal in- Size of top 28x23 in. sert. Special for this sale. Special for this sale. KILBOURNE & CLARK RADIO SETS —K. & C, Radio Sets make it possible to purchase one unit or additional units as you can afford—thereby ineréasing your power and receiving radius. All units are of same size and contain all latest im- provements SPECIAL! all-wool BLANKETS: $Q95 regular price $13.50 tuner unit ,....$35— one-step Radio frequency ampli- Hee Seve eae: 37.50 two-step Radio frequency ampli- TBP cs one vc as chad 47.50 detector ........ 20— THIRD FLOOR send for our new FREE 1923 Mail Order catalog. —it contains 180 pages of illustrated necessities for home- furnishing—“Your Credit Is Good!" very fine quality all- wool blanket. 66x80= in. size. Assorted block plaids. Special for the week. —detector and one- step amplifier... 37.50 —two-step ampli- SOL bere «. 47.50 FLOOR MAIN Dole! BUNGALOW Your STANDARD fy aoa ce’ So | (Mi) FURNITURE CO. der Home jdeas. Special Is L. SCHOENFELD & SONS Attention ts directed t : i the draperies which Founded 1864 In our’ “own “drapery SEATTLE TACOMA _ Workrooms. Second Ave. at Pine St. L, Schoenfeld & Sons MAIN FLOOR FREE RENTAL DEPARTMENT in keeping with this store's policy of always offering the beat of vice, we direct your tention to our FREER Rental Departmon which will enable you to locate in most any dis- trict In the city, just the home you are’ ‘ooking or. ——————_$_$_ $$$ los Chris knew how to make it." | “I'l bet you, tool? agreed Mr |Stamps. “But how are we ever go ling to find out? It's glued os tight j@8 & can o' beans, bestdes it isn't |honest to read other people's let tora,” Suddenly Nick had an idea. "Nancy and I can take Mr, Ruba dub's valentine to him in Serub-Up Land where he lives,” he suggested “And maybe he'll rend it to un, We have our Magic Shoes nnd wo can with ourselves there in a minute,’ “The very thing! exclaimed Mr. Stampa. So Nancy wished and Nick wish and soon they were whizy ne off erub-Up-Land where Mr. Ruba dub lived, with the valentine tucked safely in Ni pocket "Hello, the ‘alled the funny It tle fairyman m glad to see you Vhat's the news? A letter! My Retter still, Maybe it's Seattle Star’s How to Get It ™ Coat CO} ri towt! UPONS AND 98 Cc f \ secure this NEW authentio Dietto: 4 INI CASTLES ated with atl DICTIONARY to wh [ROYAL REFUGEES ARRIVE _| [Mi B, STENGEL ao Banished from Greece by the revolutionary tribunal after @ trial for treason, Prince Andrew of Greece arrived in New York with his wife, Princess Alice, cousin of the Prince of Wales, wacellers from To City Hospital Authorities Gentlemen: When one of your nbulences plunged into a crowd of people waiting for a street car last Friday night why did you fall to report the accident until late the next morning? You know there is 4 law requiring you to report such cases immediately CHIEF BEATTLE. To Lieut. C. G. Carr Dear Carr: It is with deep regret that I notice your transfer from the office ef chief of the traffic division. The ity will have difficulty in finding @ man so well versed in traffic problems and so conscientious in the performance of his duty. You saw your duty and you dia it—and for this you get your official head chopped off. For all of which you have te thank the people who voted for Doc Brown for ma CHIEF SEATTL | To Hugo Kelley, Secretary to the Mayor Dear Little Man: Have you ever met Doe Nic holson, mental process expert? If not, just use thin as a letter of introduction, and ask him to read you a chapter from somo reliable medical work on the delusions of grandeur. CHIEF SEATTLE. | To Mayor E. J. Brown _ Dear Doc: You maid the other day that the people elected you {| mayor, amd not Lieutenant Carr. True. Now-—by permitting Carr's j removal you've elected yourself chief of the traffic department. | Here's hoping you joy CHIEF SEATTLE. | To George Hurlburt, New Divisional Prohibition Director Dear Chief: Gilad to meetcha. It's always a relief to find in an important federa) position a man who ixn't mixed up In the penny polition that pervade the postoffice building. Here's hoping you're | immune from ‘em. CHIEF SEATTLE. } ia He | To George N. Salisbury Dear Weather Man What did we ever do to you? CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Legislators Ladies and Gentlemen: Don't be excited by the irresponsible mouth- ings of tneufficientiy demobilized militarists, who want to make a sanding army out of the National Guard Even $200,000 Is a lot for the yearly upkeep of that organization. At any rate, you'll have a hard ume convincing the voters back home that the N. G. ts worth any | more than that to them. CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Newsboy at Third and Cherry | Buddy: I want to congratulate you on being an honest Iittle mer- j chant. The other day, when one of the Seattle newspapers got out a fake extra, you didn't do aa most other newsboys did, and yell “Extra.” Instead, being truthful, you yelled “Extra Blah Blah!" so that one would know that ft wasn't an extra newspaper. No, you my “Blah Biah"—but the name you used meant the same thing CHIEF SEATTLE. | To Conservation Director Scott | Dear Dan: The Columbia Basin project is too closely tied up wit: the re of the entire state to permit its being made a politica | football. So, for the love of heaven, forget that you're a part of the Hart machine and try to remember that you ought to c-\ for the best interests of the state that supports you. CHIEF SEATTLE. | To Dr. Hizam Read, City Health Officer Dear Doc: Honestly, now, do you think it’s good business to permit your ambulances to run at such reckless speed that they endanger far more Iives than they could possibly save? CHIEF SEATTLE. !To Field Marshal Von Hindenburg, Germany | Dear Hindy: Four years ago you were glad to bend your stiff neck to the allies and confess that they had taken an awful fall out of your “invincible army.” Now we see ptetures of you strutting about in a | spiked helmet inspecting the relchswehr (German militia). Is it because | you feel brave now that the hanaful of Yanks have gone or ix it because you Junkers never learn? CHIEF SEATTLE. | To the Junior Girls, University of Washington Dear Coeds: Your “vodvil" performance at Meany hall Saturday night was a winner in real Washington style. Your acts gave evidence, | not only of irresponsible, youthful Jey, but careful, intelligent prepara. tion as well \CHIEF SEATTLE. To Fred R. Nast, Service Officer, American Legion Dear J/red: I'm sorry to hear that you are leaving the state head juarter’ of the Legion February 1 to take up vocational training. Your efforts to obtain compensation and vocational training for dis. abled veterans of Seattle and the Northwest have drawn commendy. tion from Legionnaires thruout the country. More power to you. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Aberdeen Lumbermen Dear Wood Barons: Last week you refused to accept an order from Russia for 2,000,000 feet of airplane spruce because you believed it would be used in Russia or Germany to manufacture war planes, It's not often that American business men allow Christianity to sway businese deals, Perhaps if mon refused to sell instruments of war to thelr fellow men there would be fewer “mailed fists” and armies of occupation CHIE To Sidney M. Allison, ex-Convict, Seattle Dear Allison; Last week you complained to The Star that Seattle people were not inctined to assist ex-convicts in climbing back up the ladder, Since your request for work was printed you bave received countless calls offering you @ home and emplo: nt. That proves Seattle i willing to help any man if he ts worth helping. | CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Kind Words Club Deor Rioters; Your high Jinks Friday night was not only amusing but Muminated local polities, Your impersonations of Governor Hart, Doc Brown and other state and city officials were excellent, A little laughter makes good filling for the administration ple. CHIEF SEATTLE To Chief of Police W. B. Severyns, Seattle | Dear Bil; Transferring Police Lieut, C. G. Carr to a suburban pre. clnot bi w he kicked when high city officials and yourself dis. mined cases against traffic violators is a weak move. It's old stuff, BID, Seattle knows there is something radically wrong in the traffic enforcement of Seattle, and Carr is not the man Seattle Delleven Im at fault, Lieutenant Carr deserves promotion ‘ ation, not reduction to rome precinct station, CHIE Sk wATTLE, from Silver Wings ov Star Bright \ gb 7 or some of the other fairies” eae . Add for Postage: He tore i open hastily, then xna.) £0 Employes of the Municipal Railway Department MAIL Up to 130 miles 07 dently he gave a ye) “Ho, no yar { Gentlemen: You showed cVeditable forbearance in Imtping to tide ORDERS Up to 300 miles .10 he roared. ‘Just Haten to thie: ovor a ticklish «ituation thix week when your pay warrants were held i kh | up for two days thru the clearing house banks! refusul to cash them tances, Mr. Stamps, the fairy postman, pushed back his cap and} on, puru ' council § acceptable guarantee that the warrants would by Me ap » | Hi mdubadub, mitil th nell g L nta wou FILLED master rate for 3 peered over Nick's shoulder. JIf vou lke so to soruts | be retired within a nable time, You gould have made) mutters pounds, |Why don't. yon. we eis On yournolt? wore by demanding your pay as soon a8 you Were entitled to it “Oh, lookee! cried Nick one ¢ [like Rubadub because he hates soap lif you think you're A beALIEY | Here's Hoping you all managed to get to the banks before they closee ity he way sorting | sin the hick: |and water, and Rubadub's always [Just maw it your duty i at noon Saturday, CHIBE SBATTLE, toned be t tree boatottice, “Here's a yalen trying to get a hold of Chelv to give |T leek in the plage on yo heir,’ | y snags Fe AN ice MEM ll og UR “And Just jook at the awtut pc |'To Wilhelm Hohenzollern, of Doorn 22 DICTIONARIES IN ONE Mee ag " the dan y Lindo: worden 'tt: | N. [turer lughed Tubadub, “tye a ly gosh, Bill, according to news Alapatches, your douradation is Mr. Stamps, the fairy postman,| “No wonde fn dancy. | Rood yee hh eH : ; Ne'OR HBA Slaatee RLARGIA r ‘ Mi Dictionaries published previous to this one are out of date hinhed tk Mii and betes over | "Chris in so binek! 1 don't supp ; iat te | t Ny Peep lreyeinyy cme li coninlecye 20H, Ut Niel nat rihin ay we i th vith Pr bake ah dwohgess : Mitesh » int to et even reported to be scareely holding your own in a duel with Princess Uke nly doy lice Hoh 1] the valentine Www any lace and flow (to We Continned) | Hermine, your recently acquited tharital partner! It's boen w long: alt ty shat he dechived, “Clirty dyewn's tors of My either. 1 bet was ugly | (Copyright, 1083, by wi wid a tough one, Dil CHI SHATTLIG, MONDAY, JANUARY 28, 1928, ONE FAS LEFT HER Declares Tanlaec Ended All the Aches and Pains Due to Years of Stomach | OAYG THAT EVERY | Trouble “Tanlac bas benefited me so won |derfully that anything good 1 could ray for the medicine would not be | praising it too high said Mrs. B. Stengel, of 49th st,, Los Angeles, ! “T suff stomack, trouble lana was in a general rundown con ition for several years. I bad aw ful neuralgia pains in the back of my head and was so nervous J would roll and toss most of the night. Then when morning enme I got up tired and worn out and feel ing as if I couldn't retain anything on the stomach. 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