The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 22, 1923, Page 6

Published Daity by The Star Publianing Ge Phone Main 0400 he Seattle Sta Nom Non and United Press Bervicg By mall. out of D montha S878) year, the state, H60 per month, city, #e @ month. Stop, Look and Listen another split among the scientists and we as well put the European fighting and fund- on the shelf until it’s settled, reader will recal] that, not long since, Dr. Leon of America, spilled a whole cupful of joy upon lity by discovering, to his own satisfaction, any- that goat glands, transplanted into a man, would the latter, regardiess of.age and previous career, bounding across the lea with all the vim, vigor tality of early youth, or thereabouts. A good many of considerable age and career greeted the dis ry as a send and there was no billy-goat in the | bu in jeopardy. comes another scientist, Dr. Serge Voronoff, of Some tims ago, Mr. Voronoff, in looking around thing to relieve the pressure of years and careers pit gentlemen, discovered that monkey glands id make the more or less senile dance, climb a tree ther stunts indicating abnormal friskiness, and, n being rather short on monkeys, the Pasteur actually sent a mission to Afriea to breed But, Dr. Voronoff, not content to let n become goaty while Europe wears the monkey ict, now declares, scientifically, that there isn’t a pa: fick in a whole gallon of goat glands, Course, the dispute is of mighty import to folks who } worn over how came mankind, The believers view of creation must admit some strength D inian argument, if man can be made part and the Darwinians must admit that, if their " are right, our ancestry goes back to goat as monkey, since both are vertebrates. generation is a deep, puzzling question at best ‘Our best advice to folks who are bound to settle it d fer action for some time. The issue between goat is still open, and, physically speaking, there great risk in making a choice before the scien- the possibilities in rooster, tom-cat ey forever on the seaffold, wrong forever on Yhe throne: seaffold sways the future, and within the dark unknown Ged within the shadow, wnich shove his own. —James Kussell Lowell, & Lous @ man walked into the jail and asked to be shot, Prob- fellow who believed what his wife said about him. Kan,, boys robbed a bank. There should be a law agalnst that this country & net run en the European plant 4 THE pee Giceniyre ssewW olt. QUATRAINS L PRAIsH ‘The rarest praine tn atmiles In to aay thou art Like a poem that reveals ‘The anger’s heart. nm MAGIO ‘The cover of a book to me Ta like « wand To turn it means that I ean see Cathay beyond. m1 CARNIVAL 1 lowe to watoh the laughter In your eyes, ‘That shines like light on clouds Tn morning skies. LETER FROM VRIDGE MANN Dear Folks: ‘The state may be tn the best of health, with normal morals, normal wealth, equipped to go its normal way, and do tts work from day to day; we aren't #ick, but now then we call the doctor tn again Be tools our pulse, and, looking wire, examines teeth and tongue and eyes; he says We've got the nervous chills, and many compl! cated fle, and we must stay between the aheete—when Dr. Legis lature meets. It gives us quite @ #olia #hock to have to Ait and hear the doo We rouse ourselves to make « Might, and ony, “Gee whist I feel all right!” Me glores, “It's not @ time to jest! Do what I say—the doc knows beet!” And then he gtves us bitter pills, tn form of lngislative bili” he tees them to us day by day—for doctors have to earn th But gosh, how hard the old head hutna when Dr. Legial comes! He takes what everybody sends, er any bimbo recommends. He picks @ pill they used in Maine for treating “Common People’s Pain,” and says, “Tt ought to make you well—postamortems, any way, will tell.” ‘Two weeks ago woe used to att and think we all were fecling Mt; but now we know we're mighty sick, with aymptoms coming fast and thick; our pulse t# acting sort of queer—for Dr. Logininture’s herel SEATTLE STAR | ONE MonTH's EQUALS Tans of Hhousanos | ni tivable land of both lower and upper Egypt. It will be the most import ast public work ever attempted in India, | eee Japan ts importing many farm en. toes now owing to the lack of cheap jabeor. Industry ts drawing farm hands to the city, resulting in scar- city of labor and very bigh wages. | eee | Burope 414 not buy as many chtl- | dren's shoes from America in 1923 as |tm 1921. Seems significant. But there | were 400,000 more pairs of women’s shoes exported. b tn odd MONDAY, JANUARY 22, 1928. AUF WIEDERSEHEN Ts hae To Koss Your. sweetheanT wren he asl kiss Means Goooesya By AMERICAN a U PIN MONEY Do you want some practical suggestions on earning “pin money” in spare time at home? Would you like to know how hundreds of boys and girls, men and women, have added substantial sums to thelr weekly Incomes by taking up sideline pursuits that have brought them tn good returns for the time and labor invested? Our Washington bureau has complied, out of the experience of Uncle Sam's boyn’ and girls’ clubs, and from many other sources, & list of suggestions of a practical nature for peopl help increase the family income. The bulletin wi request. Fill out the coupon below and mall it to The ington bureau: Washington Bureau, The Seattle Star, 1822 New York Ave., Washington, D. C. MR. BUSINESS MAN ‘Take advantage of our $2.00 and have your week jatiafaction guaranteed Dally service PACIFICO DYE WORKS D. 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More than a tooth —it checks ‘JSe and 60c in tubss | eeweceeccccecce cence coocccoenscoces: | —— SCIENC Water an Alcohol! || Greatest Solvent. || Sea Water Complex. || Resembles B | Ruskin sald: “Trying to describe | water in its Infinite variety ts like trying to paint « soul.” Ruskin never dreamed—nor did Volstead—that water would turn out, _ Love Does Not Inflict Pain @ New York restaurant, an actress is shot and killed $ ted suitor. ie murderer tells the police, “Aly me to kill her.” ty will nod knowingly and comment with an lom, “Yes, love is akin to sieaisibe “hich TEE RN 1 want the bulletin, “Pin Money,” and inclose two cents in ‘amptco, Maxico, wants a B-and |10-cent store, She hasn't any, The staeupe tor postage. need ls now supplied by sidewalk vendors who bark thetr wares Name. ... Strest and He. ay. GEEK SUNKEN GOLD CAPE TOWN, Jan 33-—A vast treasure, thought to be tp the the sunken steamer Gros Pondoland, le being sought ne 8 has fatled, rays Consul Avra M. War- ren, at Karacht. The continued high price of “Chatar,” the domestic hand- made cloth, is the causa Americans are competing wuccess- fully with the Japanese tn Japan's chosen field—Siberta Japan sold) only £000 poods (a pood te 26.1) pounds) of binder twine in Miberta during 1922, as against 18.000 poods tm 1921. Reason for the slump: In creamed American importa Kenyon colony, Fast Africa, to stimu- late trade, will rebate royalties on shipments of cedar sints for penctis for the next three yeara eee almost $100,000,000 ich the Chijol refinery Bell gi piety that, to end in a of New Jersey is said to as much before it closed its Tampico Users of safety razors most hetp pay Brazil's expenses. Brant! ts boost: ing import duties on beard annihila- tors from 80 to 100 per cent. iq Love’s Funeral . Harding's announcement that the war department will sell fe shod:ing irons to the public has nothing to do with the weta’ the public te half-shot already. says @ Frenchman, “ls having her day.” How long before of @ fine thing not to do is pull a redhaired girf's hatr. Too Much “Spread” in Prices prices of food last December 16 were 36 per od than oy ie in Indianapolis. In Richmond, igure was per cent. So reports the govern- bureau of labor statistics. %4 is quite a spread between those figures. ; emphasizes how unevenly the back-to-normal move- it is progressing in different parts of the country. @ same is true with classes, the farmer being the rst sufferer from deflation. in time, however, a general balance will be re-estab- Prices, like water, ultimately seek a common level. frank is fine; but in Alabama a man was arrested for being @ne town and Henry in another. would be better f reading about golden weddi as reading abou: divorces. - et eee month is the shortest month, unless you are speaking of money. Ribot Is Dead; Remember Him you notice that Ribot is dead? You don’t quite ve the name? He was prime minister of France from irch to September, 1917, during one of the most crit- | periods of the war. ess than six years to make him dim in our memories. the world war is beginning to seem distantly re- Nothing is indelible in the memory of man. 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