The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 11, 1922, Page 2

THE SEATTLE STAR PHONOGRAPH SALE EXTRAORDINARY! a history-making merchandise movement begins tomorrow as the result of this store’s tremendous buying power ! *1 DOWN *1 AWEEK . delivers to your home the - STRADIVARA PHONOGRAPH of the highest tone quality: appearance: construction 6 : ‘—again this great homefurnishing store comes forward with an offer that brings the fine things of life within the reach ofall. The result of the tremendous buying power of the Standard. Another great phonograph sale—though for a short time only. The quantity is limited. Genuine STRADI- VARA Phonographs of the highest quality, on terms every home can manage with ease—m aki ne. it a. this Christmas, to fully satisfy your years of desire for a phono- h of first excellence. On payment of $1— down and 5 nd the price— —is practicallya third less than ‘everyone knows of the STRADIVARA Phono- ‘ne the prevailing need for further introduction. There- comes forward with unques- is regular price! —nearly a full third less and absolute guarantee of the onograph, offering at an IRDINARY LOW PRICE a limited quan- d of the MELODY model, 46 in. high, 19% in. than the prevailing price. 2 in. deep, with double spring, extra Not price alone, nor terms r, playing 4 ten-inch records with one alone, but both. And for a a machine that takes its rightful place in the aris- tocracy of the phonograph world at a price deter- mined at its worth. quantity mail | orders cannot be accepted. combination mahogany cabinet ex- rare beauty and richfess of strong winding. A ety as of D perfectly finished. A tone clear, free from surface sound, that places it on ‘ level of phonograph excellence. You Credit SEATTLE SECOND AVE. AT PINE 8T. L. Schoenfeld & Sons FOUNDED 1864 TACOMA L. SCHOENFELD & SONS an automobile, We breathe it with. out seeing or smeiling it, and it ta bad for us," Rev. Oncar Feder, pas- Dedicated Sunday “The poison of matertation if k6|tor of Trinity Lutheran ehureh, de- Bishop Edward J. O'Dea formally on pooper ate elie wegen Ag clared Sunday. The Rev. Fedder paid | dedicated Sunday morning the new | that the second coming of Christ| $100,000 Catholic school, Holy would come in just such an ae of| Rosary, in West Seattle. The new materialiam as this. schoo! will accommodate 600 puptis of all lower and high school grades. |The citizens of West Seattle look |upon the new schoo! as a large for- | ward stride in educational achieve ment. CALORIES | |] it is known that vitamine- quality is equally essential Extra trip Hat, & Son, bm tion, brings comfort and ff | § to adequate nourishment. Passenger Fare 80c Round Trip helps to remove them. { Navy Yard Route > Macs | Scott's Emulsion N u jO | ottamine- the LA LUGRICANT=NOT A LAKA hee Goott & Rowse, Moamficid. m.J. 19-10 THE FIRST CHRISTMAS vaca tion of the Alaska Agricultural Col- lege and School of Mines of Fair. banks starts December 21. Many of the students are expected in Beattle Christ Will Come in Age Like Tpis PAles lly due to straining when constipated. pe From 9 to 11 | 9 AUTOMOBILE FERRY feattle ty Bremerton Daily 7:16, 11:40 & m., m. straining. Doctors prescribe Nujol because it not bf soothes the suffering piles but relieves the irrita- It did not take long for weak, pale babies to learn how to | gain health under Red Croas guidance and miracle-working air, sunshine and good food. The sale of Christmas seals will furnish funds to promote the care of thousande of sub- standard children next summer. Vee! fers trot CHIEF PEATTLE To the Newspaper Men of Washington Dear Brothers; 1 me where you're coming te convention this January. Welcome back, We'll dione and the Alaskan banquet, the latter to be Reattle agein for « I meet at both 4 tn your CHIEF SHATTLE To a Couple of Conductors on the Lake Burien Cars afd One on the Cowen Park Dear Fellows: There may be more ike you~I haven't had occasion to notice. But the moro the better. Those cold days your cheery words to al! who board your cars help considerably tn warming the atmos phere, Regards, CHIEF SEATTLE To Judge Austin E. Griffiths Dear Judge: You have just come out tn defende of two months’ vacations for judges. 1 have @ great deal of respect for your viewn in mont matters, my dear judge, but why should ¥ have @ two months’ vacation? Newspaper reporters work a darn sight harder than judges —and they only get two weeks. CHIEF SEATTLE To Manager Muldoon, Seattle Hockey Team Dear Pete: Why don't you have @ few more programs printed? When folks pay $1.76 apiece for seats they are entitied to know the names of the players and they don't take kindly to {t when they are informed that al! the programs are.gone. CHIEF SEATTLE To R. A. Darling, Department of Justice Agent Dear Sleuth Don't you know that its Just as out of date to yell “bolehevik” as it is to wear peg-topped trousers? CHIEF SEKATTLBD. To Ben Rothenberg, Second Ave. Tailor Dear Ben: | see that you've invented « special pocket for bibulous customers who like to carry « quart of hooch on the hip. But what have you done for the moonshine drinkers, who buy thetr stuff in a gallon jug? If you oan devise « pocket for them I'll be willing to admit thet you are « rea! genius CHIEF SEATTLE To the University of Washington Daily Dear Embryo: No doubt Doo Brown hae been « bad little boy. But you hardly improve matters by referring to his statements as “fat headed babbling.” Nice little children don't use such language. To Roy Lyle Dear Prohibition Director: According to geologista, the whole Puget Bound country was submerged some thousands of years ago. That means, of course, that Seattle must have been pretty wet. Well! Weil! Times dont change much, do they? CHIEF SEATTLE. To Marie E. Kiernan, 12-Year-Old Star Reporter Dear Marte: Most of us think we are too old and cynical to adopt your fresh, wholesome viewpoint, a» displayed in your interview in The Star last Gaturday with Mayor Buown, in which you showed that you really believe that the mayor is “trying with might and main to Make Beattie worthy of the name.” But, after all, wouldn't it be a whole lot nicer if we COULD think that way? And why can't we? 2 CHIEF SEATTLE. To the General Public Dear Folks: Ina new pair of shoes that you dont need badly—or a quart of bootieg whisky that you need less—more important than the lives of hundreds of needy folke? Of course not! Then don’t turn down the Community Chest solicitor when he calls on you. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Department Store Owners Dear Sirs: For yars and yars and yars we have campaigns trying to induce people to buy home products, but I notice during this happy Yuletide season timt itis very difficult for the ordinary shopper to find out in your stores what has been made in Seattle or in Washing- ton, Somé of us, dear «irs, prefer to give our patronage to goods Manufactured here, rather than to the cheap-labor products of Ger- many. Sincerely, CHIEF SPATTLE To “Gloomy Gus” Henderson, U. S. C. Football Coach Dear Gua: Seattle ts delighted over the selection of you and your University of Bouthern Californian Trojans to meet Hugo Besdek and his Penn State Lions tn the annual New Year's grid clash at Pasa- Gena, becaure of the record you made as @ fine coach and a fine Sport when tutoring Broadway high gridders fn Seattle. We pulled for Bagshaw and his Huskies as long as they were in the running, but since they couldn't make ft, we're for you, Gus. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Edwin J. Brown, Mayor of Seattle Dear Doc It has been impossible, from the viewpoint of an old chief, to agree with all of your ideas of city government, yet you have one quality that all of your acquaintances, backers and opponents, must admire; You are @ fighter, from the thick crop of hair that 60 years have not whitened to the soles of your shoes! CHIEF SEATTLE. To Conductor 1401 Dear Falstaff: I may not have got your number, but everyone on the Ravenna park carling will know of whom I am speaking when I say that your flood of good-natured persifiage has cheered miany a trip in from the University district. However, I am glad that you have fow imitators as few of them would have your wit and humor. Yours for a little fun, CHIEF SEATTLE. To Captain of Detectives Tennant Dear Charlie; The sreoks are on the run, you announce, A few months ago 1 might have been inclined to scoff—just as 1 did when you sald you were still on the trail of Clara Skarin But Clara was caught CHIBF SEATTLE, To Merlin Newman, Star Carrier, and All the Other Carriers Dear Merlin: T saw your picture in ‘The Star Saturday, and read about the difficulties you, and the other carriers, have to contend with I never realized before just how hard you boys have to work. Stick to It, fellows; you have the makings of real men tn you CHIBI SEATTLD. To the Seattle Public Library Dear Friend: Again I have cause to co mment on the unusuall: efficient and courteous service which you r “ps 4 render the ‘public. Of all our public institutions, you are, I beliova, the one of which we have the best reasons for being proud. CHIEF SEATTLE To the Chamber of Commerce Gentlemen: I ike your action in sending to Astoria to couldhelp the stricken town in its misfortune. merce ts a business institution and meray isn't vomotimes it's darn good business, seenlt you The Chamber of Com. exactly business. But CHIBF SRATTLE, To Mrs. Rebecca Latimer Felton, ex-U. S. Senator Dear Madam; I'm surprised that you, Who object wo the government “wasting” money by paying a soldiers” Acoept $1,000 of the taxpayers’ h rd-earned cash for one in the senate. CHIPF SHATTLE. To Rex Smith Dear Rox: They've made you head of ion. Mine! You'll handle the job in of big handling, strenuously to a the 1923 merehanta’ conven great shape, and its @ job worthy 1 lke the committee's selection x id D CLIPPER AT LAST ANCHOR Glory of the Seas to Burn | This Week After & salvage crew has stripped the battered hulk of the famous olf of the Sens, har n@ bulkheads win act surviving ship sailing vonne time-worn be tenited built by the foremost Au dolyne, ne Ise Buperneded by her steal sisters, the one-time clipper mhtp, which proudly neven seas, became « the G cargo bulk for Hach year she towed trom Alaskan waters with her cargo bolde bulging with fish packed away im foe, but in time the planking of the | voneei beomme so weakened with age that it was decided to scrap ft, lee machinery and rything of value was removed and the old élipe per sailed from her lest port Sun. day morning when she was hauled away from the Glacier dock in Tax coma by tugs, to be burned for what. er metal her hull contains, Ghe was built by McKay tn his Boston shipyard tn 1869 and mate « number of fast passages to foreign ports, Her most notable voyage wna made from San Francisco to Sydney, & distance of 6,514 miles, in 35 days. A movement wan started to repair | the ol4 #hip by public stbseription in order that #he might make a final voyage to Boston, but the plan fell thru and as a result the Glory of the Seas will sail no longer, but will end her life this week when her funeral THE GOAL ot Christian tte to eave the world, Rev, McLain Davis, pastor of the Brighton Pres byterian church, declared Sunday tn jan addrees hia congregation. |°Clemenceau would save France by & political combination favorable to her, We need to save more than TURES Hil 4 FR hay ive two or more teeth. you Natural Rudder, Lyke Rubber, @ perfect re= reaction of the E10 . $10.00 LD CROWN CGRIDGR WORK os $4.00 Most of our present fe mended by our earl: recom era, whose work ts still eatiafaction. 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