The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 27, 1922, Page 2

i ‘ or Amerionn Homes ember American Homes Bureau: hor te CHRISTMAS SALE 1000 LAMPS: SHADES} special purchase direct from the maker ae i UR price now makes it possible, just before the see in extremely large quantities on of the Yule- tide, to place on sale hundreds of charming Floor Lamps at these spe- cial LOW, SALE prices. —a dazzling array of beautiful styles and richest effects in Floor Lamps. Without question the most luxurious showing of woven silk shades in wonderful color combinations ever shown in Seattle. at these GREAT REDUCTIONS ‘noeneeo —26-in. silk shade, exactly as pictured, in mulberry, pw a combinations 0! colors. Amer- $ 85 ican Beauty lin- ing. Special for this sale. pewlar price 823.50 Mulberry or blue = combina- tions of colors. American Beau- ty lining. Spe- cial for this sale. ~ eee in shade, actly as pictured. Biue, mulberry or rose combi nations of colors. American Beauty lin- Smqanoar® —24-in. silk shade, exactly as pic- tured. Mulberry, blue or rose color combinations of colors. American Beauty lining. Spe- cial for this sale. PT ALLL dm ui tTTtO INIT » CHMMA OLA CLL) 0 SCROENFELO $565 in. requirements. Special for this sale. —26-in. exactly as pictured. Mulberry, blue or rose color combina- 24-in. silk shade, ex- actly as pictured. Mul berry or blue combi- nations of colors American Beauty |m- ing. Special for this sale. MAHOGANY FINISHED LAMP STANDARD —floor lamp. Mahogany finished. Exactly as pictured. Fitted with two light sockets with pull chain. cord and socket attachment. Guaranteed to pass Underwriters’ Leaves Half Million : : in Will Made in Pen LONDON, Nov, 27.--Alan Henry Bradbury, who died in prison while serving a sentence for attempting to defraud the government of $250,000 in supertax, income tax and excess profits tax, left » will bequeathing $640,000. It in expected that the will will be coutested on the ground that tions for LUDENS MENTHOL COUGH DROPS For Bad Breath Bradbury had not been capable carrying on ordinary bus 2 years. silk ALL SALE priced $Q85 regular price B1a.50 —24-in. silk pay exactly as pictured. $102 regular price 616.50 shade, tions of colors. American Beauty lining. Special for this sale. Height 66 Full length ATTLE STAR Vatlare gre m ar ae CHIEF PEATTLE | Tol. R. Singerman Dear Sir; The family custom—which was established by your father 23 years ago-—of entertaining the blind people of se Thank #iving dinner, has always struck a respons hord in my heart, It ts difficult to put into words, but it just seems suct loggone, nice thing to do! Appreciatively CHIEF SBATTLI \To Clemenceau Dear ‘Tiger: Altho the majority of Americans | to “entangling alliances” with European powers, I believe all of them are enjoying your vigor n in this country, The citizens of | the United States hav fond) an for a real fighter, an in you they see glimpses of the same dynamic qualities that endeared soem to be opponed Theodore Roosevelt to the American people. Here's hoping you wll enjoy your viait CHIEF SKATTLE To the Public Dear People: Did you ever notion that bie gasoline trucks drag a chain on the groun Perheps you wondered why. It in because | there in danger of static electricity being generated whioh might set off | the fuel, The chain acts something lik lightoing rod, inasmuch as it grounds the current that might be formed CHIBF BEATTLE. |To Seattle Flappers | Dear Girls: Have you tried the Russian Boisha dance’ It's Sunt one revolution after another, CHIEF SRATTLE To Chief of Police W. B. Severyns Dear Billy So you're crusading against the mashers now? as successful os you have been in your war on the punchboards it’) be pretty touch on the low-vested boys CHIBF SHATTLE If you're \To Mrs. Frederick Lushington / Dear Lady: In re your “war on the Christmas tree”; Take an old Indian‘s advice, and in future don't venture into places where angels fear to tread. CHIEF SRATTLE \To Mayor E. J. Brown Dear Doe Everett has tte Scent carfare But then Pwerett haen’t got @ mayor CHIEF SEATTLE To the Cornish School Dear School: I understand you are going to celebrate you're eight! birthday anniversary this week. Congratulations on your years of progress, May you live long. CHIEF SEATTLE |To Shoppers Dear People well be sooner Rince it has to be eaid sooner or later, it might as “DO YOUR CHRISTMAS BHOPTING EARLY” CHIEF SEATTLE \To Battling Siki, Senegalese | Dear Pugtilist You took a hard road to fame and reached the top. You lost your balance and fell. The road to fame is hard To stay | at the top i harder still. You didn't work hard enough after you remched your goal CHIEF SKATTLE j si | To Certain Radio Amateurs | Dear Sire: Why ie it that some of you f ft on practicing t | telegraph code while the broadcasting stations are sending out the |. evening programs? That continual buss in the receivers in anything | bot pleasant, and I must say I believe common courtesy should keep CHIEF SEATTLE you from interfering as you do. To Santa Claus Dear Bringer of Good Cheer: You'll soon be here with all your joys and toys for the young and old. The stores are acting a# your local advance agents. Power to you and to your whole gang! CHIEF SEATTLE. } lin To the Driving Public Dear Sire: You have shown common sense during the heavy fog in driving ot @ anall’s pace, thus avoiding more accidents. Thanks. CHIEF SEATTLS. To Taxpayers Dear Folks; 1 trust you will not let Thanksgiving turkey Inter. fore with the prompt payment of your “second” half taxes. By the way, what has become of the old-fashioned man who ured to carry a “Hart Has Made Good” banner on hin windshield? CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Bootblacks Dear Boys: You probably earn the nickels and dimes given you aa tips by your patrons, but keeping up @ dialogue between yourselves concerning those who don’t tip while shining a customer's shoes, does not encourage him to reward your efforts, CHIEF SEATTLE. } | | | | ‘To the Chamber of Commerce Gentiemen: I think that the entire Northwest owes you a rising vote of thanks for your work In bringing about the million-dollar advertising campaign on which the Hill group of railroads are about to embark in an effort to promote this section's development. if you have done nothing else in the last year, you would have more than justified your existence by this one act. CHIEF SEATTLE. |To the Christmas Shoppers Dear Folks: Remember, your Christmas presents will be doing a double service if you buy ‘em early, because, in addition to giving pleasure to the recipients, you will be relieving the hard-worked clerks of much of their drudgery. CHIEF SEATTLE. | To the General Public Ladies and Gentiemen: If you happen to be tn need of Christmas presente—and, of courses, you are-—-why not drop in at the Orphans’ festival in the Aretic hotel? Many of the articles on sale would make | ideal gifts, and every penny that you spend for them goes for a good cause. CHIBF SEATTLE. To the Income Tax Collector Sir: Why didn't you delay mailing out your bills for the quarterly installments on our income taxes until after Thanksgiving? What have folks to be thankful for now? CHIBF SEATTLE. To Mrs. Henry Landes Dear Councilwoman: I see you're about to introduce a bill to do away with some of the nefarious dance halls south of Yesler way Why not go after some of the equally nefarious establishments north of the slot? CHIEF SEATTLE. | Sonos |To Douglas and Griffiths Dear Sire: I notice by the paper that you are again starting to fight. Oh, well, boys will be boys, CHIEF SEATTLE. To Thomas J. L. Kennedy, Assistant Corporation Counsel Tom: Your action in declining to permit the department of public works to award a contract to supply the eity with $180,000 worth of new fire apparatus to any but the lowest bidder, was commendable, Favoritism in city contract awards ts not to be tolerated CHIEF SEATTLE. |To Carl S. Gassman Old Man: Inn’t it about time, Carl--now that there are some half. dozen of youe-that you announce your candidacy for Grand Pxalted Ruler of the Order of Rejected Nominees for the Streets and Sewers Superintendency? As charter member, you have the inside track! | CHIEF SKATTLE. eiopit ; To a Certain Union National Bank Employe Boy: You, who accidentally. stepped on the alarm buzzer afternoon and brought all coppers available at the police station to the bank on the run, should let Police Chief Severeyns have your name and photo. After the swell showing his men made in respond ing to the sudden call, the chief has an argument that will anewer all eriticiems of the efficiency of his department for some time to come—and if you're ever nabbed with a pint on your hip you may be glad that mishap occurred CHIEF 8BATTLE, Friday | | ie Frederick & Nelson Eateemed Tilikums; Congratulations upon the way you have so fittingly and artistically commemorated the spirit of Yuletide. Over night you have converted your huge white palace into a veritable for. est-—reminds me of the tall pines and winding path 8 thru which I used to frolic in my papoore days on that very ground, not so many dec « in the past But, methinks you have even improved upon nature by lighting the forest green with those red and green parch ment lanterns. C cchanll lett ATTLE. Sashata City Feeds Lad ion Up Life Army of Children for Imperiled Dog LONDON, Nov. 27.—At present the| NEW ORLEANS, Nov. 27.-soe London city councit ts supplying |ing his dog mired, 11-year-old Fred weekly to children 115,000 dinners,|erick Garnham went to hin rescue, 7,700 breakfasts and 74,000 milk|sqnk over his head in mud and meals perished. MONDAY, NOVI 1 Hoboes Have Secret Code GATHERING OF Lodge "King "Deciphers It U.S, DEAD OVER Sarr. Snvahent Task C eas by Their Comrades The reverg © bodies of "UO the six pag mane neterie ashington » 10 make > the wer in being disband x | permaner | bodies have been taken ep gana ay | ported to the home ton |relativer. ‘The last body weg some time nd at the | wish of 1 es the | bodies wit! rest in France, There remains on gardening ating of toad tion of permanent stone head An sxsociation of relatives | war dead f= taking contribu la view to king the | Bellean Wood one of the most tiful In Prence and purchasing'gl j tional land on the brow of | overlooking ‘he vatley, | dreds of marines fell during j tle of Bellean Wood Ancient Bells Ma in Cathedral PARIS, Nov. 2 etal and hobo signs Jeff Davis, “hobo king,” welfare worker Mother ways good for food and clothes; tidings of son CINCINNATI, Nov, 27-—-Why ts It | thetic lancient bells of the ¢ [that family not averse to giving] 14 al-| were melted by the terrifie necks! fire which practleally edifice with boy a. hobo food to a man asking it in visited | frequently by houne next door, hy to t ne such men, while the where there is an boos, is never vinited? up ee handouts,” | as seek “t such the reason itten in Mazing let- lters. But the average person, how ever, will not nee the signe—which may be set down on his own gate- | Post | The sign language of the hoboes| is the means by whieh those who have profited or suffered in a com-)| | munity leave advice for thone of the | | wandering brotherhood who follow. | Water tanks, raflway bridges, fences and the like bear the tidings—-and wine in the wanderer who heeds them. Jeff Davis, “king of boboes,” and} |international president of the “Ho- | boen of America,” compiled the cal lof signs surrounding his pieture. | Reading from top to bottom the! [left column signs mean j 1. Hostile town—bulla’ (police) eyes open. 2. Slow burg—bulle’ asleep 3. Dry town—dipper inverted. 4. Many blind pige—dipper up. 5. Qne-cop town; stroke below means, only night watchman here. 4, Many handoute—sign near sta- SAY ‘‘BAYER” when you buy. | | ' NM scot for wandout—sign on} Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on tablets, gate or door. not getting the genuine Bayer product 4S. “Beware Montana”—- warning of the 11 months 29day sentences Impoeed there. % Dow sign—four tees and tall. 10. Bum jane—calls cops, hates hobors, 11. Wood pile—meal if you chop. 12. Give money here—circles de- note coins 1%, Rallroad ducat—these folks give money for fare. ‘Top to bottom, the dgns right-hand column mean: 1, Many ties—warning on being ditched with long stretch between mations 2 Jail—go there for hed. % Thirty days—if pinched. 4 Cheap town—cheap poor conditions, and #0 on. 5. Stake—good town to work tn to get a stake 6. Good bulle—treat hoboes right 7. Float--boat, indicating fudge gives hoboes “floaters.” & Ten days here. %. Six months here. 10. Hostile cops—potice bracelets r “Sowelry.” 11. Good restaurant—good feed for dish washing 12 Miaston—-good for feed and physicians over 23 years and proved safe by millions' Colds Toothache Neuritis in the wages, 1% Angel at mission—too sympa- pia ee ARERDEEN.—Lawrence E. Shaw, of Hoquiam, nominated to attend United States military academy at West Point. Albert W. Thuer, also of Hoquiam, named as alternate, sonacsintenemmneni? 'URTAIN LECTURES at 2 A. M. are avoided if the key turns easily in the lock. » A touch or two with a Nicholson File does the trick. Nicholson Files are the standard of the mechanical world. Be cure the neme “NICHOLSON” ft» amped on the Gle you bey 4 FILE FOR EVERY PURPOSE Fa NICHOLSON FILE Supt. Gannon Is Enthusie Says Language Cannot Express Good Painless baci. of Teeth Free From 9 to 11 ter it ain 8 out ‘* wie et used up the f Jorika (intestinal antiseptic) only take it mornings, but hav to enjoy Sd’ fick headaeh ; | Adierikn ALWAYS. brini nger treatment, hows ikea hi doing me.” (Signed) 3. Gannon, Superintend- G id O11 Company. 1 pre li | Fy Jan ‘There is now offered to the pub-| ,, | Special for 30 Days— ic & preparation having the WOUs | erect] Set of Teeth $5 .00 n intestinal anti= IMPLETE system vangloln A real specialist in charge of our Plate Department, action of ps Cleanser. nay as Adlerika, It tends to elt harmful germs and colon the intestinal can ration, known | S follow low: “1 have found ate oF destroy | years’ practice to Mi in ned) Dr. James use Adlorike tf Gold baa 22K. vee eeaseante Sloth ersten Radiographs ‘fered to the Bublie, | actin, "on ‘RorH upper and lower | bowe: method of knowing the exact and removing tion of your teeth, One X-ray free,| Which polsoned the syatem Our treatment of pyorrhea is con. | Wonths 4, Wain BORG Pre 8 sidered the best; $2 per tooth thus pmmediately relievin, | In One Location for 21 Years the heart, It. is astonta BOSTON DENTAL CLINIC: | 1420% Second Avenue hi nt of poisonous matter | & from the atimen- | by lea atter you never your system. 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