The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 8, 1922, Page 6

A called out the troops and begun to shoot up the people. best in all but the final foot-race. The king and his ‘paw folks were disgruntled, tired of the way his govern- ment was running things; so, when the rebelling faction | —the Fascisti—came marching on Rome, he, in effect, went out to meet them. and being my eet yast what I in floral upon the _ government was suddenly transformed into a royal review The Seattle Star ar Publishing Co, Phone Main 0000. Mowe "8 vat year, Shed, ty uns TS) year, ¥ 80 per month tate tet month co 09 of: New York office, ~ Japan's Dual Government Japanese newspapers that have arrived> here add im portant details to the brief, cabled accounts of the secret transfer of war munitions from Vladivostok to the pro- Japanese Manchurian dictator, Marshal Chang Tso-lin, Tt has been known that the Japanese general staff took this step to strengthen its protege against the Chinese @vernment, without the knowledge of the Japanese civil Povernment. The act was a militaristic challenge to Pre- mier Baron Kato. Now comes the additional information that the muni tions were not the property of Japan at all, They were left at Vladivostok in temporary care of the Japanese by the Czecho-Slovak army which lately evacuated Siberia. What is more, the Tokyo government didn’t know what its own general staff had done. The Czecho-Slovak minister in Tokyo gave the of Baron Kato its first news about the illicit action incident is a symptom of a grave disease. It is an cation of the growing atrophy of the present Japanese wernmental system. For, the Tokyo authorities cannot trusted by foreign nations to know what their own agents are doing. In former times, cabinet The indi Japan was governed by two rulers, the mikado and the shogun. The latter commanded the army and thus wielded al! real authority. Japan abolished the shogunate in 1867. But, the institution still lives in the general staff. It must be blotted out entirely before the Japanese people can contro! their own government and their own destinies. Fortunately for Japan's future, bravely fighting the battle against Optimists are so refreshing. Harvard specklists say prices will be | high only 10 years longer An ideal husband is a man who gets his weekly pay every night. its newspapers are the general staff. It ts about time for them to put on thelr woolen beads. j A King Calls the Trick There’s no use talking. You've got to hand it to King Victor Emmanuel, of Italy. As has been observed rather often of late, the king | business is not so good, the main reason being the utter incapacity of the average king to use his head for any- thing but a knob upon which to hang a crown. Up to now, every time a king found the folks growing away from him, and wanting something different from what he was giving them, he has declared martial law, And in almost every case the king has come out second usually won that—with some to spare. With King Victor Emmanuel it was different. He “Where's your leader, Mussolini?” he inquires. “Here, sire!” says Mussolini, stepping up and saluting. “Shake!” says the king. “How about forming a cabi- minister?” mind!” replies the rebel chief. “You're on!” says the king. ' “Three cheers for Vic!” cries Mussolini, turning to his followers. “Vive Vic!” they respond. “Come to see me in Rome,” King Victor says to the troops. And the trick was turned. The revolution became a parade, a festival; and the march of an army bent capture of a capital and the overthrow of a ! All of which proves Victor Emmanuel different. He possesses an ear admirably tuned to the voice of the ope rather handy gift for leaders, whether of mon- or of democracies. ‘What's in a name? Barefoot Dancer Isadora Duncan's orchestra leader's first name bx Modest. It doesn’t matter, but Metaxakis the patriarch sounds like kissing a gtri in a taxi. The Average Auto Purchaser The Cleveland Trust Co. investigates and gives this description of the average purchaser of an auto: He is a married man, 83 years old. He has a bank ac- count and carries life insurance. He buys a $1,400 car and pays $700 down. He pays the balance at the rate of $100 monthly. His monthly income is $350. He owns real estate in which his equity is $5,000. He has al property worth about $2,000. This is not his car. According to this picture, average prosperity among Americans is higher than most of us imagine, since an auto is owned by, roughly, 1 in each 10 Americans, or almost every other family. Beauty secret: Thinking you can whip someone can’t often «polls ® beautiful face. ‘ = - ‘ Most of the flowers have gone except the blooming idiots. Statistics show Ford made $4 while you were reading this. | Great Jokes From Little Chestnuts You can’t eat your cake and have it, but you can eat your peach and have your almond. Dr. Juan Balme, plant wizard of the Mexican horticul- tural department, has succeeded in crossing the peach and the almond, it has been announced to the depart- ment of commerce. Instead of the useless, bitter kernel | of the peach, it is said, an almond now grows therein | Two in one. , This revives the hope that some day we will succeed in crossing hen and pig and solve the age-old problem of ham-and-eggs. In this world it ts not what we take up, but ri: tammer Wat bem” Tan wh etve: ee, thet ‘Our vacations are over and so Is the former kaiser’s, 1 New Grass to Improve Golf Courses A new grass, which gives golf balls a better bou i developed from “creeping bent” grass. The develoniaoct is the work of Uncle Sam’s Bureau of Plant Industry ; | This interests at least 10,000 times as many as ¢ to hear about the discovery of a new star. Don’t “pan” the human brain. We can’t use stars. But we can use golf | grass. People are interested in the things that affect them personally. That’s why women read the ads first, unless a@ newspaper headline catches their eye, ; sp Puany things just will happen. We ship spaghetti to Maly. A cook tells us the most misunfeytood thing is u prune, ! ne ea es ATT THE VICTOR | Let ‘em FIGHT! Tus is one WAR That LeTs me OuT on TOP LETTER FROM V RIDGE MANN Dear Fotks: Election day ts safely by—a fact I'm glad to note; for that’s the day the wife and I go down and eplit our vote. And now that Office-seeking men have quit their ballyhoos, 1 get The Star and search again with hopes of finding news 1 nee that in Chicago's air, where frigid breezes blow, they've pinched two aviators there because they flew 200 low, Now that's an ultramodern deed, for back in days gone by, they used to pinch the speedy breed who tried to fly too high. I see they ay the East will send a lot of tourists here, who have & million bones to epend thruout the coming year. And when they come and I am heir to what belongs to me, I'll blow my own pro rata share—a doliar fifty three! 1 me Chaliapin can sing some truly golden tones—a single he of song will bring a couple thousand bones. Now that’s an « lot of dough, and you can bet a hat that I would sing an hour or so for ota leas cotn than that But best of all I like to read what Steinmets had to say—that after while we'd only need four hours’ work « day. A scheme like that fs bound to @o, and yet there's quite a bunch who won't approve until they know—“How much time off for tunch?” LETTERS ie EDITOR How About Heat on Street Cars? Editor The Star: for the love of Mike give us « little Some time last winter when {t was) heat in the cars in the morning good and cold a man by the name of | when it is needed, between the hours Henderson published « statement! of 6:20 ond, aay, 9 or 10 o'clock that the reason we were not supplied) As I have boarded a car seve with heat in some of the street cars| times lately in the afternoon betw was that the order was placed too/3 and 4 o'clock, with lots of late in the season to get the heatere|and windows up, is ft cheaper to fm time to install them. You had) heat them tn the afternoon than in better ask him if the order was|the morning? Placed in time this year | Now get together and have Now 1 think, seeing that Mayor! some comfort in riding our street Brown cobid not give us five-cent | oars. 8 1. HARRIS tare in Beptember, and no hopes now, 3940 Fairview Ave The Good-Natured Yankee Way let's ‘There's no use of kieking or crying) The vanquished awhile may de-| When voters have had their say ride There's no uso of mourning OF But the vanquished declare that sighing, hereafter Tt isn't the Yankee man’s way. | They'll wallop the other side The outs may be blamed for thelr! tho emiling, or they like not their ‘The winners are in for awhile, | pants, But the losers prepare for an inning| Th*Y never thetr wpleen will dis And take their defeat with a P pm Nor © around mourning or kicking The victors good-natured, with It ian't the Yankee way | laughter W. D. TOTTEN Buy Seattle-Made Editor The Star What a great boost it would be for Seattle if those Seattle men who Wearing Apparel jin New York; we make as good shoes as are made anywhere and cap we have our tle factories; we have their suits, overcoats, shirts,/have as large and up-to-date ake |ahoen and ties made in New York|of ready.made clothing, shirts would cease their unfair treatment shoes and other wearing + apparel as found anywhere, who make their money in Se should buy what they need in Seattle and help make Seattle a second New of local merchants and buy in Se attle, There may have been the excuse in the past that these things could not be properly made in Se- is attle, but is not true now York. Yours very truly. We have as good tailors for over. RALPH A. GEMMILI coats, suite and shirts as they have 403 Third Awe. AVOCATIONS By Berton Braley a true romantic glamor to the wielding of a hammer. the song the saw is singing makes glad music on the alr, There's a pie sort of pleasure when you scheme and plan x a For the making of a table or the shaping of a chair; iene ited Tho you're awkward and ungainly and your blunders stan 4 out Tho the Job t# bungled badly when your laboring is done, eget Tho your friends may jeer and kid tt, none the leas you're proud you did It As @ carpenter you're awful—but you've had a lot of fun! : (THIEN your iabors grow more thriliful as you find you're getting akilitul That you do not pound your fingere as you often used to do. When you know, beyond denying, that the task which you are tryin May at least resemble something when your tinkerings are thins” Oh, you feel exceeding clever when the fruit of your endeavor Is a box or chair or table or @ sofa or a shelf Which i# near what you intended; and you whisper “, ‘ As you stand around admiring what you Mctlones ty wouseann 1” can never be a glum thing for the man who'w b o's butldir L (When it isn’t really labor but another form of play), asiaeatieped Give him rules and chalk and pencils, give him tools and such And he'll have the sort of hobby which will drive his caren a He will paint and he will plaster, he wiil do his best to master Every craft he ever heard of, with no thought of filthy pe. if lovery tinker’s Job will jure him and there's nothin ‘* nothing that ‘ais Of the feverish endeavor to be making things himeeig | Ue him were eee WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1922, MecDougall_/outhwick |5200,000 Departmental Sale | Sale of Charming || Dresses for Girls | The dresses are ideal combinations of serviceable simplicity and attractive becomingness; a remarkable set of values for the price asked. Specially designed LE STAR *“BSASTSS3 BLIFRETS BSSACR TS for girls. Very great values. or L at is an op ha s x co Ne mi Es) ‘ co ro he ri as i oc « SCIENCE ‘ seaside ‘ j sa No Hereditary Disease. a > Doctors Agree. | ee Used to Differ. | D6 ( " C Fone. | r fe Nd Fear Cause Gone. ||} Sale Price Only | recen! or ot phys (f] rata Pp cleco, one of them was asked to |]! combinations © Brown, Black name some hereditary disease | j Velvet and Silk 1 Sis | A fow yearn ago most of the chron. | Crepe Peach, Henna | fo disordere—rh a epilepsy. ; Hinarders—rheuratian, All Ages 7-16 j St. Vituw’ dance, insanity, cancer and diabetes Eight styles! Panels —MacDougall-Southwick, Third Floor. would have been named Loose sleeves But the actentiste present were at a jon to name a single hereditary "a ais an 1 dinease, This should remove « deep | ee a a ee Fe: b; seated fear from many people in the | x ary Celebrates Golden Nurse Pays Tribute to Bon-Opto, — A disease, to be hereditary, must be Jail Anniversary > a: | represented by genes tn the chromo Th W j WAUPUX, Wi, Now ta e wonder: a | somes of the cella and appear in « - 4 be Joertain mathematical orden This| “Tense eviden anniversary has been Gienbty nin at bas celebrated in Waupun, with the M. yrant fo tellfriend advised ‘ j ee guests tagged by numbers, the | ¥ Pate Px lasses. I di ane n-Opto. I thin! should | mentioned. 1 K 1] Wolv younger ones ranging up to 16,000, |/}!2v0 had to give up my work, and | prescribed tn r Titerature helped es and the honor guest number 1,737,/ Perhaps bave become @ victim of marvelously, for now when I t nies Saae ervous proatration but for the re-|tired and my eyes feel tired, too, the ‘ | 5 wa eyes from th © Of | exerc: give instant relief. ie The guests and the honor guests / oo peed (Mies) HARRIETT MacDONALD, e Editor The Star | are convicts at the state penitentiary, 3 a I cannot let South Dakota get/and the anniversary marke the ter-|* : ay docs gene wane nemind mination of 60 yeare of imprisonment | Manchester with my patient for the | plainly upon ; a 6 “ ocu o: living at Brewster, Wash. Miss for Maxwell, now 62. He ts serving | while my eye fe aig, : Amelia Deffiand drove a wolf into|@ Ife sentence for murder he the eyes sharpens. vision, . & fence corner and with a club| The biggest cake that the prison | bim vesight; ¥ killed it i at ‘J lbakery could turn out was eaten at tr eyes feel terribly. ‘ona I A neighbor of mine, U. H. Myers, i Fy a6 mot eult i the feast. killed 9 wolf with the help of his |. dog barehanded. The dog whe try- ing to drive away a wolf, and the) wolf put up a fight, when Myers| jumped off hig horse, and in doing ickri h i i > frightened he wolf, which Lic S lickrish msnhed ante tie Gar te tele te Black Jack Gum at Myers Ju 1 stamped Z Melts in your mouth oh yummy-yum yum, i Wisden Ate, sosoee Kids think its great - ae rown-ups ‘do too t folks love Ye Respectfully CLOUGH | he {| GRACEFUL} in QUALITY GUMS Wintergreen flavor . : : . Beeman’s Pepsin Peppermint flavor . . . .. . . . Yucatan Licorice flavor . . ... . . . Black Jack orate sleeves and a novel col- _ The most effective negligee is often the simplest, as in the case of this softly draped model of supple blue satin. _ Sapphire blue velvet with a} lining of silver cloth and elab- | (Copyright, 1922, Seattle Star Tutti-Fratti flavor . . . . . California Fruit lar tell the news of this lovely evening coat, | a =