The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 16, 1922, Page 2

THE SEATTLE STAR MEMBER AMERICAN HOMES BUREAU; FOR BETTER AMERICAN HOMES —a history making merchandise movement begins today as a result of this store’s tremendous buying power. Again this store comes forward. with. an offer—an amazing offer that brings the fine things of life within the reach of ull. At last— though for a limited time—a talking machine of the highest quality at a price on terms every home can manage with ease. Another triumph for the Standard Furniture Co.—talking machines bought AT OUR PRICE FOR CASH—now of- fered at these amazingly low prices. On payments of $1— down and $1— & week. ALE LOD chine, in ri lasts $49.75. tN —built similar lines, but larger than model No. 20. Height 4614 ins. ; width 2014 ins.; 2014 ins. Cabinet is beautifully built and fin- ished, accel Fi Equ top turn- table. All parts heavily nickel plated. Universal tone arm and reproducer. Plays all makes of records perfectly. as pictured. The most amaz- Ba amone ets ee a 5 while quan: ts, only $69.75. $1— pes p Breed it to your home. ‘1 DOWN *l a WEEK @8 SSTEAR OF¥ THIS COUPON AND MAIL TO a ap —if you want our new FREE home- 4 | furnishing catalog, fill in this cou- i department— ql | § = pon and mail to us. | our bagetitatey Pryeemates 1922 mat) orges catalog shows jend ‘urniture, rugs, toys, silyerwar jewelry, stoves and hundreds of useful articles for the noma —will be found of wemont a. sistance im helping you sate the home you desire rent. Very desirable flats or apartments aro Siet- TOWN scnesressnesreceevessarsesscmmarsereoecsssaseassesseeses | ed from every section of the : city, Detalled information Street ... can be scoured by calling at our Rental Department, where you will recaive cour- f4eous and efficient atten- tion. If you have a home to rent telephone Main 7144, —catalo| assim: _) Ripeliacayt a ont cadet pee RR pm pee FURNITURE Co. L. SCHOENFELD & SONS TT f FOUNDED Py a Bt. ‘ 1864 L Pancery 9) Bons | AN AMAZING SALE OF | TALKING MACHINES and the price— Ce —a strictly high-grade talking ma- cbeabant. Eauippol with. estar mi ry: pped with standar double spring motor, nickel trim- mings, plush top turntable, ao tone arm and reproducer. Plays all makes of reco! rfectly without extra attachments. Height 4314 ins., width 18 ins., depth 20 ins. Special built wood tone amplifier, insuring smooth, mellow tone. To sell at this remarkable price while quantity a half less than the prevailing market price— —a full half less than the prevail- ing market price for talking ma- chines of equal excellence. Not price alone, nor terms alone, but BOTH.. And for machines that will take their rightful place in the aristocracy of the phono- graph world ata ice deter- have you visited our 6-room BUNGALOW —this interesting bun- galow completely fur- nished and located on our fifth floor is an ideal ea for you to late ideas for your BETTER HOME. eflers fFom CHIEF SEATTLE To King Bros. Co, Gentlemen: T note one of your recent ada says that more and more men are taking to wool socks with eo much gusto that they will wear nothing else, or worda to that effect. King, aren't you afraid that such ideas will ruin the sult, overcoat and “undie” trade? CHIDY SEATTLE, ! } | To the Rainier National Park Co. Gentlemen: You have good reason to be proud of the record crowds which went to the mountain this year in spite of the smoky weather and the forest fires, More than 70,000 persons and 17,000 cars! ‘That's ® good many. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Battling Siki Dear Pug: I understand that you have announced the exact number of thousands of franca for which you would consider indulging tn another prisefight. That name of yours, Stki, doesn't sound much like & prizefighter's monicker, But you sure talk like one. CHIEV SEATTLE. | To Young Men Dear Sirs: We've talked about the young women of today, “razzed” her dnd poked fun at the styles she displayed, but from now on my mouth, as far as criticizing a woma ttire goes, will remain tight a» «clam. When some of you young men donned these winter derby hate you did away with any privilege to laugh at anyone elne’s makeup. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Edgar Battle Dear Sir: When you retire from office as postmaster of Seattle you will take with you into private life the good will of everyone who has transacted businems with you. You have done your duty well and many of us regret the arbitrary rule which compels your retirement because of the change tn political administrations, CHIEF SEATTLE. To Carl S. Goes Dear City Hall Problem: You've had @ lot of fun trying to bust into the office of superintendent of atreets and sewers and all the boys have enjoyed the joke. But you ought to realize by now that {t's only a joke and It's gone far enough. You should settle the undignified #ttua- | Uen in which you have been placed by resigning from the office which, it is evident, you will never be permitted to hold. CHIEF SEATTLE. | To J. H. Miner, Seattle National Bank Dear Miner: Please scoept my cordial thanks for the eplendid way in which you and the other officers of the Beattie Nations! bank have sided The Star in tts Shower of Gold. It was good business for the bank, ef course—but even better business for the thousands of folks that you started on the read to Thrift “CHIEF 6EATTLE. To Rex Strickland , Dear Candidate: I haven't the pleasure of knowing you-—or even who you are, But I'll bet « dollar end « quarter that you come out second best in your scrap with Mra. Maude @weetman. Whatever one may say about the lady, everyone concedes she's a scrapper. CHIEF SEATTLE. —_—__ To Mayor E. J. B Dear Doo: How's the five-cent fare coming along? CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Seattle Taxicab Co. Gentlemen: While I have nothing but the highest praise for your service 4s @ rule, there Is one little ortticiam that 1 would Itke to make. When one of your drivers makes & mistake on the address given him by @ passenger, do you think that the passenger should be by being forced to pay for being hauled « mile or #0 out of the way? CHIEF SEATTLE, _ To the Canadian Pacific Gentlemen: Il bet you're weeping bitter tears over the ruling which fortida the sale of liquor on American chips. I guess itl! just about ruin the business ep your Oriental operating out of Vancouver, Bc CHIEF BEATTLE. To the Narcotic Traffic Foes Fellow Workers: Gilad to pee you'fe getting together. Divided we fall, you know-—and It would be « real if the narcotic-traffickers were able to emerge triumphant. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Bank Depositors Latics and Gentlemen: Did you would help if you always had your @portt slip in proper shape before stepping Inte line tn front of one the tellers’ windows? It's not only the annoyance to the teller that/would be eliminated, but tt would save lots of time for busy folke whol are waiting tm line behind you if you eliminated petty oversight? CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Ladies Dear Misses and Miseures: stop to think how much ft now, aren't you giad that the hat @ multitude of bow legs and CHIEF SEATTLE. Seattle Baseball Club ye and gone. The team waan't either, The Seattle public eup- led to ® good team. So let's pull CHIEF BEATTLE. Dear Jim: Well, another season's #0 bad this year—but {t wasn't so @ porta the club well enough to be an’ for a better one next year, Dear Judge: Congratulations on your action in calling « grand jury to Investigate wnsatiatactory phases of certain county scandals, It’s uch actions as this that make me sorrier every day that you weren't nominated for the senate. CHIEF SEATTLE. To City Fireman Elliott Dear “Red”: I liked your generosity In gtving a square foot of your akin to little Freddie Johnson that he might recover from firecracker burns, But even more I liked your refusalAo seek notoriety on the strength of your heroiem. Any kind of heroism ts commendable; but modest heroiam its particularly #0, CHIEF SEATTLE. To Enoch Bagshaw, Head Football Coach, U. of W. Dear Bagey: Now that the first Coast conference game has been played, here's luck to you in your plucky fight to put the Blue and Gold again on the map. Your material in green, and the task of install- ing & new coaching system is a tremendous handicap. All Seattle and Puget Sound is back of you. CHIEF SEATTLE, To Mrs. Katherine Miracle, Councilwoman You are showing commendable civic spirit in devoting your time to promoting local industrial activity and instilling the virus of co-opera- tion Into our citizens, and steering clear of the petty broils that hamper the work of such a great proportion of our body of city officials. More power to you. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Howard Jones, Football Coach, University of lowa Congratulations on the victory of yourself and your grid huskies over Brother Tad and mighty Yale. The Jones family was bound to win and lose, whichever way fell fortune; but the nation fat a thrill up its spine when one of the “Big Three” tumbled before your Western boys Saturday, CHIEF SERATTLB. A LETTER TO CHIEF SEATTLE Chief Seattle: Will you please be good enough to ask Conductor No. 319 on the Phinney line to cheer up? A PASSENGER. es? IF SICK, TAKE “CASCARETS” Clean Your Bowels! End Headache, Biliousness, Colds, Dizziness, Sour, Gassy Stomach To clean out your bowels without il start the bowels acting, When ping or overacting, take Cas-|teken at night, the bowels work careta! wonderfully in morning, | ou want to feel fine; to he i quickly free from sick headache, dizzines: billousness, colds, bad | o breat sour, acid, gassy stomach, Children love Cascarets too. 10 jconstipation. cent boxes, also 25 and 60-cent sizes. One or two Cascarets, any time! Any drugstore, you next day like pills, |, malts, or ofl, * |today| denied reports that he had -Jand cover all exporting taxes.” No SAY “‘BAYER’’ when you buy. Insist! | Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on tablets, you aré not getting the genuine Bayer product prescribed by, physicians over 23 years and proved safe by millions for Colds Headache i Toothache Rheumatism Neuritis Lumbago Neuralgia Pain, Pain ‘Accept only “Bayer” package which contains proper direction, Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets—Also bottles of 24 and 100~Druggista, dapirtn ls Te wede mark of Bayer Masefsctere of Mencacetionciécster of Salicy!icarié ROBBERS TAKE FE BEATING a of the island of Barbadoes, who Rob Tacoma Theater and/|!t was sanctioned where she * from. Tie Up Manager TACOMA, Oct. 16—Every palice} Gepartment in the Northwest was on the outlook today for the two} @aring bandits who late last Sunday | night walked into the office of the Colonial theater, forced Manager| Ralph Winsor at the point of a gun | to open the safe, bound him to a| chair and then walkea away with) $1,660.61 in cash. Neither of the pair were masked and, according to Winsor, both were as cool as if they were buying tick-) ots. j ‘Winsor was sitting at hie desk,| counting the day's receipts, when the two men entered his office and| asked to use the phone. He as- sented and as one man took down) Do not miss it— Fraser- - Paterson Co.’s 10th Anniversary Sale Continuing Tomorrow chair in hig office wi then calmly walked and out the door, Winsor managed to to where he touched and summoned the doo! Willamette river at Portiand, Ore, Saturfay morning, sinking the dredgp with the loss of three lives, failed) to render every aid possible to | the crew pf the Port-| Jand. | Capt. Stevenson will hold the Santa Clara here pending the ar. rival of n representative of the ves- nel's agents, W. R. Grace & Co., Seattle. Capt. Stevenson had re-| ceived no word this morning of the | impending Ubel of $10,000 against his vessel as a redult of the accident in the Willamette, CANADIAN CLUB} ePeumeutalfive $5 IN SPOKANE | howande ‘souneer SPOKANE, Oct. 16.—Literally “alt! kinds of liquor” are available to Spo- | well. on your kane customers at recently reduced|s guard. prices, according to hundreds of Brush your teeth with mimeographed price lists sent out to ig local people within the past few \3 days. Copies of the lists are in the 9, hands of the detective department, having been obtained thru postoffice officials. Canadian Club whisky, Canadian quarts, will be delivered to any aa|$ POR THE GU dress in Spokane at a price of $5 a quart, in case lots, the price list says. More than a tooth The list carries the statement that wit checks “all prices are f. 0. b. your address 3Sc and 60c in tubes name or address of the philanthropist Wiesmann ais who ts selling the lquor is carried on Many See New of Teeth Olympic Comedy Free From 9 to 11 Large crowds attended all per. formances at the new Olympic thea- ter Sunday, the attraction being Ted Howland and his musical comedy company. This organization has made a g00d impression with local theatergoers, and with the comedies Presented will no doubt become a popular attraction. Ted Howland, supported by a good cast, and the California beauty chorus, is the pro- ducer and director of the company, fa well as playing the principal |e Department, comedy roles. This week's bil in. |Gold Crowns, cludes Anna Chick, Frank Ellie, Bisie |22K.. Brosche, Jimmie Aden and Ra Harvey. Attractive costuthes, spe- cial scenery and appropriate lighting effects add greatly to the new show. feature picture, H, B, Warner in ‘elix O'Da: closes the perform. ance, ‘The Olympic gives three per: formanceg daily, with a new show twice each week, Popular prices prevail, . $4.00 Radiographs — only reliable method of knowing the exact condb tion of your teeth. One X-ray free, Our treatment of pyorrhea ts con- sidered the best; $2 per tooth, In One Location for 21 Years BOSTON DENTAL 1420% Scoond Avenue 4 ——_—_—— ‘ SOCIAL ERROR NEW YORK, Oct. 16—Wife beate police afvieed an ebony-hued 5, &