The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 2, 1922, Page 2

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SEATTLE | | Exes from AA CHIEF SEATTLE | i} | ! | | STANDARD FURNITURE Co./ L. SCHOENFELD & SONS \To the City Firemen STAK To Mustapha Kemal Pasha Dear Musty: Just because you've got a name itke @ cigaret fs no reason why we should get a1 smoked up about you. CHIEY SHATTLE, To Professor Samuel Flagg Bemis Dear @ir: Both you Whitman college are to be congratulated upen your winning ti 00 prize offered by the Knights of Colum- bus in ite history essay contest, Your monograph of 180,000 words on the Jay treaty is reported to me to be both exeelient history and a “literary gem.” For @ man scarcely past 30 years of age you have marked up an achievement. My hand! CHIRY SEATTLE. To Miss Atcherson, Columbus, O. Dear Liuotile: 1 ees you're to be the first woman secretary of an Amertoan embanry or legation, I rather expect that you'll make good at the Job. When it comes to diplomacy, a woman can teach men quite a lot. CHIEF SEATTLE. To President Paulhamus, Puyallup Fair Dear Paul: What with « cat show, baby show, horse ractng, band concerts, fruit and ibits, and stock shows, not to méntion the “hot dog” stands, your fair this year should he « winner again But take & tip. Get some rain insurance, or club the weatherman into making the run shine brightly this week. CHIEV SEATTLE. To the De Honey Dancing Acadecy Dear Light Fantastic: Some of my friends who love to foxtrot confide In me thet your new establishment is one of the finest in thene part rave about The floor, the music, the eppointments, the lighting, they However, Delloney, they sey there inn't any air! Maybe oration, but, seriously, why don't you fix that ventila CHIEY BEATTIE. To the Dayton, Wash., Baptist Church Dear Brothers and Mistere: I note that you have gust finished the celebration of the 60th anniversary of the founding of your shureh. My beet wishes! That brings to public attention the fact that Dayton fe an old com- munity, a# Washington communities go, w the devout Columbia county settlers got together « half cen tury ago to start the religious institution you are now perpetuating, Walla Walla was o larger town than Seattle, with 1.400 population as Against 1,100 here, and Spokane was not even thought of! Bome changes, brothers and sisters, since Wiose Gaya! ‘ CHIBY &EATTLE. To the Flappers Dear Giris: 1 see by the papers that long skirts are coming back Into vogue, Of course, the cloth manufacturers haven't had anything to Go with the return. Sincerely, CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Pike Place Market Dear Folks: It tent any of my business, but I noticed that a flag haa been fying upside down for four days from the corner bullding of the market. In the army they would court-martial a guard who raised the flag in such fashion. Kinda lucky for us civilians that we are not in the army, wot? CHIEFY SEATTLE. To the Public , Dear Folka; Notice where year lease haw been taken on the mb 2 ne building, at Wertiake and Pine, for a consideration of 6007 Doem't that look as if things were picking up? CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Bungalow Cafe Dear Sire: The other night, whiling away a few pleasant hours at your establishment, I was entertained by the entire cast of “Take It From Me.” which had come over after the show for a bite to eat. A bit of pep now and then, and @ bit of novelty, liven up the beet of cabarets. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Adjusters for Northern Bank Gentiomen: It has been a long time ance your bank falied. Many Gepositors are growing anxious for the promised dividend. How about it? | CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Voters Fellow Cita: Md you know you are to pase on, at the November election, two tntitiative and four referendum measures and three amendments to the state constitution? Well, it's time to be studying them. . CHIEF SEATTLE. To Mutt Dog Paraders Dear Children All: You certatnty 414 yourselves proud tn Saturday’e demonstration for the Community Chest. The warmth of your youth ful enthusiasm must have melted many a heart that hed sought te harden {trelf against charity. The unfortunates who will benefit trom the fund ae well as every high-minded citizen are grateful to you. CHIEF SEATTLE. To L. G. Horr, Grand Jury Foreman Dear Mir: I am gled to see that you have not backed down when public interest hae required that you etand firm. You and your cojurymen and cojurywomen brought In some mighty important indictments. If the prosecutor won't prosecute, it te well that you ask, “How come?" CHIEF BERATTLE. To the Folks of Seattle Dear Townsmen: Feeting diaaatiefied? Think you would like to try another location, another olimate? Wait. Take a little trip if you must natiety the wandertust, but don’t pull up stakes before you get a per apective of Beattie from a region less favored. Go south. Come home on the boat. Get up early the morning you are to reach port. Your first glimpse of Elliott bay and the Smith building and the first echo of the roar and rush uptown will make you sing “Home, Sweet Home” as you've never sung it before. CHIEF SEATTLE, To Cynthia Grey Dear Cynthia: I've been thru the thick and thin of that little trouble your folke are having about kissing each other good night. I've got my own views on the subject and it Just occurs to me that if they stop the good night kissing the market will be flooded with old maida, CHIBF SEATTLE. To T. R.E., City Clerk Dear T. RB: I better job than you, as @ clerk, enjoy. and that you say all the joy hi been extracted from your life because the Saturday half-holiday has been barred, No doubt you have been « conscientious worker, T. R. E., but your views on your job are such that first thing you know some. body's going to suggest you trade with the sewer digger. He ian't likely to expect the half-holiday and will be tickled to death to egt out of the wet for awhile. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Sidney Laurence Dixon, Seattle Tenor My Dear Dixon: I want to wish you all the guecess in the world on the southern trip you are undertaking. If you sing half as well for the Californians as you have for us the native sons will be swept entirely off their feet. CHIEF SEATTLE. Dear Protectors: I see by the papers that the president has set aside Monday, Oct, 9, as Fire Prevention Day. Everybody is requested to take special care on that oocasion to cause no accidental fires to start and to eo observe the day that more care along thig line will be taken tn the future. Dear protectors, may you have a long day's vacation Oct. %, but at the safne time may you etay close to the posta, Accidents, it seema, WILL HAPPEN. CHIEF SEATTLE. ‘A LETTER TO CHIEF SEATTLE Dear Chief: After reading your letter last week to Dave Henderson | have come to the conclusion that, like Malcolm Douglas, you also need « thicker hat. In your letter you compiain that the brakes aq when cars are making a stop on a downhill street. Perhaps the “Chief” does not know that when the brakes are applied the brake-shoes become almost red hot, and that It ts the friction of steel on steel that makes the noise, and not the want of grease on the brake-rigging If you, Chief, would ask the readers of The Star for suggestions on the subject (something like the oracker-box suggestions of a short wh back) it Is proba’ that some dumbbell would suggest using brake-shoes with a grease-oup attachment, which would grease the wheels nicely each time the bral are applied. Thi would have the same effect an greasing the ratis, but it would eliminate the “squeak,” thereby relieving the strain on the Chief's eardrums and solar plexus, Personally, Chief, you give me @ pain, which is neither fn the ear. drums nor solar plexue, and I think that if you would take the trouble to study up a little on street car mechaniam, construction and opera tion, you would learn enough to refrain from taking #0 many playful little Jabs at @ conscientious city official, Yours truly, SQUAWK, Very well, Squawk, ol boy, but there are 900,000 or so of us in Seattle who still detest screeching brakes on street cars and autos and who know that they aren't at all necessary. bi: CHIEF SEATTLE OCTOBER 2, 1929. Course in S JONES QUITS; COLVIN IS IN Effective October 15, Capt. Ewing D, Colvin will become chief deputy in the criminal department of the | prosecutor's office, filling the vacan cy oconsioned by the resignation of | course, it i paid, a at E. 1. Jonea, who will be asnociated | be able to take part in — with the law firm of Boge, Merritt | versation in Spanish, read & Bogie. |ish prone and use cor Capt, Colvin wes appoinied deputy |ary facts in Spanish o prosecuting attorney Janutry 1, 1922. | Registration is now open at Mo was previously in the corporation | fice of the extension counsel's office, Ho servel overvena | Henry butlding service, oe in the world war for 17 months Before coming to Beatie, Jone) wry pon, wis! Wilton college sophomore, A course tn elemen' will be organized by prey | extension servis in 1046 building, Tuesday, October o'clock. Upon completion of practiced law for nine years in New port, Wash., holding at various times the offices of clty attorney and) mayor. In 1918 he Joined the law firm of Grinstead & Laube, in fe attle, and in January, 1921, was ap. pointed chief criminal deputy pros ecutor. 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