The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 12, 1922, Page 6

he Seattle Star Pudtished Datty by The Btar Publishing Co, Phone Main 0400 Newspaper aterprise Assootation and United Press hawagee » Bee month; & the, 91.00; @ montha, 62.76; te the etate of Wwishtnaves. * ow ‘of the state, te per month, © months, or $9.00 per year, My carrier, city, 660 @ month. Join the Chamber of Commerce Chamber of Commerce has done service valuable community this year in the stimulation of tourist Its advertising campaign was aggressive and pro- of big tangible results. ee arrival was a credit to Seattle. Pacific Northwest products work has been highly has been useful in urging at Washington the cause arid land reclamation. good will and gratitude. ; : For these reasons The Star takes pleasure in indorsing the organization’s program -to double its membership. If you do not belong to the chamber and can afford the com- will give you an added chance for community ce and will strengthen the commercial striking power Seattle. | all means, don’t be one of those persons who, be- he disagrees with some one policy or some one | of the chamber in the past, will refuse it aid and | . If you don’t like something about the organiza- change it. You can do that from the inside. of them can play a plano better than they can cook because have a player piano. “Wee men never make faces at a cop or spank a nelghbor's child ‘BB bs hard to tell what or when the worl! Is coming to, Man and Woman in the Year 1922 ‘Constantly a strong undercurrent of sex antagonism to be observed coursing thru the daily life of those us, The Star finds men of high and low degree h private bitterly resenting the new woman, and finds a ‘Tet of women who are out with a club instead of a smile, / geeking their “rights.” ; last stroke that would finish this old civilization d be for the sexes to quarrel; for the man to lose his old reverence for the good woman and for woman to se her old loyalty to her man. The woman always t and gives her allegiance and her fealty, reception and entertainment of the tourists upon | a dozen other ways, the chamber has earned the | \ we! small amount that will make you a member, | in. It THE A Petter /from- AIVRIDGE MANN. Dear Folka: Our country’s future business men are going back to school Again, and full of joy and life and a they start to cram their domes with dope, and learn a lot varied things that fun and study always brings. I envy all the girls and boye their many school and college Joys, when days and weeks are crowded thick with dancing, Greek, arithmetic, geometry and basketball—and loyal friends, the best of all. For those are days of golden dreama, the best of life, it often seems; ambition’s far from being dead—nobody's knocked it in the head—and hearts are gay and burdens Ight, and all the world ts young and bright. And when, with retrospective gaze, I eee my school and college days, I fool again the joyous thrill that boys and girls are feeling otit; thelr days are big and bright, I know—but what of those who cannot go? For there ts quite a host of kids whose schooling fickle Fate forbids, who have to work and give thetr pay to help to keep the wolf away, and #o they miss, in business strife, the heritage of youthful life, And #0 I hope we soon shall see our education reajly free, and paths be xmoothed that now are rough for those that haven't coin enough, and rich and poor and high and low, may have a full and equal show. LETTERS EDITOR Three Whoops for Douglas Editor The Star: road. And while performing these I want to give three whoops and /4n4 other uneful duties, be bas not & hooray for Malcolm Dougtall, can-/*6? fit to employ an advertising agent. Gidate for re-election to the office of] "Gr course, we all know that he prosecuting attorney. I have known | will receive the nomination at the no prosecutor In King county for 20) primary. But I should like for us years was in the class of|to show our appreciation by gtving Major Douglas, He has persistently/a majority twice as large an he ts made rough sledding for the crooks| looking for. If every body feels! — ~ — ond evildoers, Ho has, while do-|this way about it, let us make it ing this, aided many a young first | unanimous. Very truly, | offender to get back Into the right J. R. JUSTICE. EATTLE STAR COULDN'T BUNCO HIM That one has to pay the same fare whether going two blocks or “Why, I can ride to the end of the line for that.” “Yea, but ft will cost you the same BY EDWARD M. THIERRY of door-todoor canvassing has flop one man faith and her life, to his keeping; the man, in the has revered womankind because he judged the en- sex by the and the loyalty of his wife. seems to be changing; men are resenting bitterly enforcement of “moral” laws by the woman vote; resenting the intrusion of the woman worker undred trades; men are becoming hypocritical in frenzied attempt to placate the woman vote, private life they are taking revenge by neglecting courtesies and the old chivalries. Women sense ; they expect their new-found freedom, new-found power, but they demand the polite effacement that men once practiced in the vote, let em hang to a strap,” says are utterly without refinement,” snaps she glares at the hunched, tired business his seat in the suburban, crowded car she always has been; the mother guardian of our youth, the keeper of the patient watcher over the stumbling male; that is decent and uplifting and hearten- has been brought by women and kept preachers have for years been talking = all understanding, about infin- a forgiveness that unto ninety and nine passes endures, but these men haven't known what were talking about; the women have not done much ching, the men wouldn't let them, but they have en living examples of what the men were prating foman will always be like that, no matter what oc- § spasms of authority she may be afflicted with; ly woman has ruled the earth from its beginning; she discovers that she rules the better by indirec- than by visible force she will return to her former tem, and man will go ahead once more, contented. like saddle, but he doesn’t want it to cover his carcass, and he requires that beneath the saddle be a nice, warm, soft, feminine saddle cloth to take gall of the load from his spinal column. ‘We don't know what Editor Gant has been doing, but here ts his own as contained in the editorial columns of the Guemes Beach = “Never go on ® drunk and a month later come out and try to an alibi and it all at door of visiting guests by pretending officers failed to do tl duty, Bells of hades, we wero all guilty.” interesting, at least. If a new stenographer profited by her mistakes she would be rich. Happenings Somewhat Related _ In a recent address before a selected group of Western siness men our esteemed vice president arose in his ee and told ’em what was the matter with the country: he war brought unearned and unprecedented prosper- to the working class and this class grew accustomed luxuries it now refuses to give up, hence our national rest, agitation and non-productivity.” About the same time the federal commission that fixes tilroad wages declared that from then on the going for track laborers would be $1.86 per diem. And shortly subsequent to the above happenings the chmond, Indiana, board of trade held a caucus of its on the cost of living, and it was the unanimous of the membership that the head of the average ‘American family had to receive at least $5,000 a year to ‘raise his family properly and break even at the end of the orn no mention being made of anything saved for a iny day or a strained cerebellum. To our esteemed vice president the federal wage of $1.86 a day had no possible relation to his wise pronounce- it regarding the sordid and unnatural hankering of nn labor for mahogany pianos, ermine trimmed s and winter cottages at Santa Barbara. And to the , of a certain fatuous type, there is no relation be- ‘1 mer a year for him and $5,000 a year for a . But it will eventually be found that there is a vital re- ee hip between hordes of basely underpaid workers, cliques of grossly overpaid schemers, and it will also found that young fellows who fought for $30 a month, ‘Mustard gas included free, and who are now drifting the Jand over seeking a job they can live decently from, are “not entirely unobservant of the antics of new-made mil- lionaires who in strange ways heap up millions from the ‘wasted supplies, stores and salvage of the government. Time will show a most definite relationship indeed. American school teachers who went to Pruno, Peru, to help reorganize system in that country write back to say Peru lacks the to pay them, Say a government contract there is worth little than the paper it is written on. Pruno is right. « “Dog Abandons Pups and Adopts Pig."—Nowspaper headline. We've _ Seen 4 lot of people that way. But we'd always thought better of dogs. i five miles will never seem quite right to many of us, It certainly didn’t to the farmer who boanied a car at , equare and asked the fare to G-———— at. “Ten cents,” maid the conductor. to go to G tad “You ain't goin’ to bance mea," growled the farmer. “Darned if I don't ride to the end of the line an’ walk back.”—Hoston Transcript, TRAVEL ETIQUETTE De you know how to find oyt about train schedules, rafiroad and steamship fares, train and Boat connections? Do you know how to check baggage? What clothing to take for a trip? The rules of train courtesy? What to do on a Pull- man car? The etiquette of the dining car? How to register and, secure a room at @ hotel? How to dress, receive calls, ete, at a hotel? What to do on leaving « hotel? How much and when to Up? The best way to carry money for traveling? How to dress for an ocean voyage; etiquette aboard ship? De you want some hints and suggestions on these things and others connected with traveling? ‘Then, fill out the coupon below and mall to our Washington Bureau which has prepared a fivepage bulletin on the subject for you. man and the book agent have given way to the bootlegger’s agent. walked into an office In a downtown | breath” val. 1322 N. ¥. Ave, Washington, D. ©, I want the bulletin on TRAVEL ETIQUETTE and incloso four cents In stamps to cover postage and mailing: Washington Bureau, Seattle Star, | building and said tn lond, clear tones: “Can I interest any of you gentle men in some gin, wine, brandy or whisky-—either Scotch or rye, of course?” Whisking out a pad and pencil he y f stood poised, ready to write down or- | ders with all the aplomt of a head walter, The wneets of industry stopped abruptly; a worker with a weak heart | | eaaped | "Great godfather, man!’ we said. California's my home where the sun's alweys bright I'm delectable Fruity full of wholesome delight. Luscious and pure and Juicy dnd sweet The tastiest mouthful you ever will meet. | | in QUALITY GUMS Wintergreen flavor .-: .°. Beeman’s Pepsin Peppermint flavor . ..... . . Yucatan Licorice flavor . . . . ... .. Black Jack Tutti-Fratti flavor . . ..: . California Fruit WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? “You're running chances, sren’t you, NEW YORK, Sept, 12.—Tho cycle | soliciting trade from strangers.” “Not at all,” paid the bootlegger’s te ton. |agent, wiping beads of toll off hit] ne gaia a: ? nee Smncpmyecgp ain geen coma: “I have been advieed that a, and he Bag many hover lam quite within the law. I merely take orders, you know. Politely, with a winning emile, heliiquor on me—not even on my forehead. He emiled cordially, and went on. “May I have your order, sir? Rye k 1 a quart, $27.50 a cane or three bottles for $10. | story building, and here I've worked | | Sorry, but I can only sell Scotch by | down to the third floor and I've only | the cane—$110—or a quarter cane for | sold a half case, Come on, gents, buy | $30. Nothing lees than three bottles.” half case — so 1 can go out to Vingers ttching to write down or. | lunch! dors, he explained that somebody else would Geliver the goods—on appro-|agent. he put away his pad and pen- = SIMMONS BE briliiang work, “The | tures, lieve the primary umong our own kind. visitors, | nectar, lay insect’s back. Another flower, | tion results. pollination. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER.12, 1922, SCIENCE Flowers and Insects What Makes Them Fit? Not Mere Chance Why Does Life Go? In Protessor J. Arthur Thomson's Outline of | Science,” now being pul four volumes, there i @ « relations are the Interelation of Living Crea Inter-relationship makes for octal progress, and we humans, arrogant in our pride of intellectuality, be But Professor Thomson, seeing life as a whole, says the most impoftant linkage in the world t&# between | flowering plants and thelr insect ‘ ‘The insect, searching for enters a flower and the | flower dusts its fertilizing pollen on needing pollen, entices the insect efresh, and the |necond flower scrapes the pollen off |the insect’s back, eo that fertiliza- Prot, Thomeon says all the differences of the floral which give individuality to dif blossoms are but arrangements to: ing transference of pollen. color and fragrance of flowers are the guides for the insects and thus, also, contribute to the work of | What makes flower end tnsect $ | fit? A mechanical process of an un jevolved by jacons of time. an exact don't pay,” he said persuasively, He worked office buildings daily, go? customers who assured him his I have po | >read-winning methods were safe. “Come on now, won't you gentile men take a half case anyway?’ he} wheedied, “Business tant so good to. cognac $9.50, gin|@8y: I started at the top of this 22 Frowning ike @ @incournged book cll and left tn « huff. immons Creates this Colonial Four'Poster ‘Built for Sleep * 35.22 more exquisite design than this charming new Colonial Four-Poster has never been produced even by Simmons, with their well-known reputation as designers of beau. - tiful beds, PR" The “Madison”"—all the rich simplicity of the Colo- nial atmosphere and with it all the modern sleep quali- ties of Simmons Beds built for sleep. Finished in brown Mahogany and American Walnut, this bed has the unmistakable “hand rubbed” character of the Colonial Period. 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No more can chance explain the separate adjustments of flower and | insect which yet work together in relationship to continue “Sample tt, and if you don't like tt|the lives of both spectes. be neither World Spirit nor Vital | Impetus, intelligently directing com mic consequences, what makes life HE HAD DIFFERENT OPINION ON DANIEL AND PLAYFUL LIONS CHICAGO, Sept. 12—A small boy in a local Sunday school wept aft er looking at a picture of Danie! in the Hons’ den and explained be. tween sobs; “I'm sorry for the lit- tie Mon in the corner because he won't get none of Daniel to eat.” intelligent natural force might, pos- jeney account for individualized de- velopments that do not have to fit. | Thus, @ locomotive wheel and « | piston rod might conceivably be chance and without | man’s intervention, In the cours» of But, chance cannot and piston If there Built for Sleep