The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 11, 1922, Page 2

THE SEATTL ACTORY DEMONSTRATION|& EMPRESS UNIVERSAL FURNACES: RANGES: HEATERS —experts direct from the factory will be here to conduct an educational exhibit; very LOW CREDIT TERMS will be extended, and other spe- cial inducements made. So we say: Don’t miss this opportunity to modernize your home with the world’s best heating and cooking devices. special during this demonstration only! —with every EMPRESS UNIVERSAL Range or Furnace (heaters not included) purchased during this demonstration, we will include without charge a beautiful 26-piece set of Rogers, Hampden design, guaranteed silverware. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 12d. CHIEF PEATTLE To the People of the State Dear Cite: Don't pay too much attention, voters, to the candidates for the legislature who are stressing strongly ® promise to vote for the repeal of the poll tax in the next session In case they are elected For YOU are going to settle that question yourselves. An initiative measure providing for the repeal of the poll tax will appear on the November ballot and you will have the chances to wipe the obnoxious statute off the books, The candidates who are now so ardent on the subject are probably morely trying to divert your attention trom their stand on some other Iawue. CHIEF SEATTLE. ‘To Barbers and Shine Artist My Dear Your prices sti!l at wartime levels, Fifteen cents In tog much for a ehine, two bits too much for a shave, four bits too much for @ haircut. Why not get right with your publie? CHIEF SEATTLE. —by special arrangement with the makers of these nationally known EMPRESS UNIVERSAL Fur- naces, Ranges and Heaters, we are placed in a position to make this 6-day factory demonstra- tion the greatest event of its kind in the history of this store. To the Community Hotel Companuy Gentlemen: Paul Kennedy suggests to that we ought to go the whole way toward making our $3,000,000 investment an all-North- West enterprise by inviting Davenport, the Spokane hotel manager, to operate it, Others have voiced the same idea It has merit Davenport helped build and has operated at Spokane a hotel that in » wonder in comfort, service and beauty. It hae @ national name Architects erecting the big new hotels in Chicago and Gotham are patterning after the Davenport and managers everywhere are trying to attain Its standards. It would be a real tenastrike if we could induce him to move here and help bulld and run ours. ih oa q CHIEF SEATTLE. Pe “ < ciate 4 * 3 DUPLEX REGISTER OXIDIZED COPPER | WARM ain ourteT | we give you over a year to pay for this EMPRESS UNIVERSAL PIPELESS FURNACE 4 a revolutionary pipeless = HEIGHT ADJUSTABLE | TO ANY BASEMENT ! # recs To Some Waitresses Dear Girls A friend of mine says for me to pleane tell you not to ps LAs, 4 “pat your halr into the soup.” I don't know exactly what she means, ~— but probably you do—so please quit it. CHIEF SEATTLE. To William Phelps Totten Dear Candidate: I heartily approve of the platform on which you are running for the legislature, But I think you would strengthen your position if you would buy your own paper for campaign use— And not use tho expensive, embossed stationery of the Sons of the American Revolution—ot which you are secretary and registrar CLEAN OUT-AQJUSTABLE » TO ANY POINT OF CASING LARGE COMBUSTION CHAMBER zd Ohio and democratic nominee for president at the last election, mapped at the Esplanade hotel, Berlin, on hig tour of the continnent to study Butoe | pean conditions . furnace improvement— —the EMPRESS UNIVERSAL is a scientific system of pipeless heating and ventilating. In it eminent engineers have succeeded in master- 'ENSION SMOKE COLLAR . af 7 CHIEF SEATTLE. To Mrs. Warren G. Harding Dear Lady I have been deeply grieved to learn of your ffiness. Thousand® are anxiously awaiting for news from your bedside—and all of them are praying for your apeedy recovery MAN, 75, SAVES BABY IN RIVER. LITTLE ROCK, Ark., Sept. 11.49) arthur Warner, a contractor, 4 years old, jumped into the river James M. Cox, former governor of | im ing the subject of pipeless heating. Now the rescued a child from drowning. } Me | of CHIEF SEATTLE. ext 68 &SMOKE entire house can be heated with one register. a ee ™ Ten No pipes in basement or wall to waste heat— Q Neg | To the Dumb-Bell Editor of The Star kee} . Reagent cool. Asbestos insulation means L@#sATED TM UNING \ Ween ee: | Dear Co-Worker: Just what does your tite Pier euartim. perfect circulation. The Air Blast ends smoky chimneys. Home decorations remain long un- soiled. Any coal is burned with minimum fe a } ay vi | i well address to his congregation 28 years an their pastor, introdu , then falls dead To Frank Hull, County Assessor Dear Frank: Strikes me you're getting awfully abeeat-minded A few months ago you forgot to run for mayor, and now you've for- gotten to run in Tuesday's primaries, Maybe there's something tn this talk about your being appointed postmaster, after all, The best of luck, anyway! CHIEF SEATTLE. waste. Fuel bills are cut at least one-third. —during this demonstration ~ pw ill give y the , ee eth ies sae Veta shont the fo- wer} ‘To Phil Tindall i Deer Phil: I've Wked your campaign for congress, Even if you D-E-P-O-S-I-T aren't nominated you won't have hurt your political future by it-— because, on several occasions, you've certainly mid a mouthful CHIEF SEATTLE. ~—this week a $5— deposit will hold any EMPRESS UNIVERSAL RANGE or FURNACE you select for future delivery and entitles you to all special inducements offered during this 6-day demonstration. facts. mous EMPRESS UNIVERSAL Pat- ented Shell Bar Grates, Asbestos In- sulation, Large Fire Door, Gas-Tight Joints; heavy, Substantial Construc- tion, New Tested Metal, Rigid Fire Bow! and Combustion Bowl, and why it will cut hundreds of dollars from your fuel bill. Dear Bill Under your administration—as a result of the able efforts of your captain of detectives, Charlie Tennant—the Skarin mystery has been cleared up. Now let's get to work on the Legate cane—and if you wind that up you'll have the distinction of being the first chief In many moons to have an absolutely clean slate. CHIEF SEATTLE. rin ag | To Chief of Police W. B. Severyns To Lieut. C. G. Carr Dear Loot: You've been #0 good about following some of my sug- gestions that I'm going to take the liberty of making another. If 4 white line were painted In the center of the W. Wheeler et. bridge serioun accidents might be prevented by keeping autotsts from driving on the wrong side. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Ed Ford, Chamber of Commerce Dear Ed: I notice you've taken Ralph Casey's place, telling the | world about the beauties of Seattle. The best of luck! . CHIEF SEATTLE. | To Ralph Casey, University of Oregon | Dear Ralph: While greeting the coming guest, I don't want to forget to speed the parting. I hope you have a world of success in your new venture and that, the next time I see you, you'll be wearing | a dean in front of your name. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Clara Skarin My Dear Young Lady: It's under rather inauspiciour clreumstances that I greet you back to your home town. Let's hope that the cir cumstances improve Uniike some folke, I'm old-fashioned enough to believe everyone innocent until he or she is proved guilty—and I sin- cerely trust that you will be able to establish your innocence. CHIEF SEATTLE [area es EY SAT —here is a range that embodies all the conveniences of a gas range with all the advantages of a coal and wood range. A COMBINATION RANGE burns coal, gas or wood. Saves fuel— twist of the wrist changes it from coal to gas. Come and see the self-starter for coal or wood, the beautiful “UNIVIT” | porcelain in blue or gray, the compactness, the broiler, the | pastry oven. (ear ses sax) gas broiler or toaster: one of the finest features of the EMPRESS UNIVERSAL. Has large loop burner, porcelain broiling pan, adjustable racks, automatic flue and damper control. All smoke and odor carried direct to Practical, simple, efficient to wee it EMPRESS UNIVERSAL HOT BLAST HEATER —this stove is without question THE greatest fuel saver. A glance at the picture will convince you of the reason why. It burns any and all grades of coal; burns briquets or wood. Owing to its efficient con- struction, it supplies an abundance of super-heated air directly over the |To the Candidates Dear Optimists: There! be many a broken heart this week. cheer up! Everybody can't be elected. Better iuck next time. CHIEF SEATTLE. gas pastry oven: —a great convenience for small, quick bakings—ples, biscuits, cakes, cook jos and custards, Has full’ | ia Jating flue, scientifically inaw | To Sheriff Matt Starwich Special patented device autom 4 Dear Matt: TI just thought I'@ mention, tn passing, that I rather chimney ly regulatee flues and dampers like the way you have of assisting in all matters of law enforcement, Be sure = when gaa ie turned on or off. Be whether they are within your own bailiwick or not. Your famous sure to see it during this exhibit. bloodhounds, for instance, are ® real asset to the rest of the state, as well as to King county, CHIEF SEATTLE. | To Capt. Charles Tennant Dear Chariie: By the way, how’re—Goeh! Clara Skarin again. me. But Radiographs — the only method of knowing the exact o tion of your teeth. One X-ray Our treatment of pyorrhea ts o sidered the best; $2 per tooth. In One Location for 21 Years BOSTON DENTAL CLINIG Nearly asked you about For the second time in a week the drinks are on CHIEF SEATTLE. | |To Senator Poindexter } Dear Miles Don't you feel kind of miffed—because the “other” progressive candidates didn't ask you into their elimination contest? CHIEF SEATTLE, ke Thre e'Beecd ‘There is nothing in the world tow To Judge Austin E. Griffiths Dear Judge: The odds are against you at the polls Tuesday—but I | @ay which is producing such @ seme wish you all the luck in the world. Even if you are beaten it will |S4tion as this simple di be an honorable defeat, and you will not suffer In the eyes of the y pate Bo Public. CHIEF SEATTLE. comple: _ picked out an To the Chamber of Commerce Gentlemen: A few days ago you made the announcement that all “well-dressed men” should abandon their straw hats on September 1. f Without going into the question of just how good an authority you fire chamber, thereby burning the anti remain a th gone I thant Meatiog Seas ene 32 Saver “ tine to © world in general that Seattle’: smoke and gases arising from a soft ‘4 sooner than anywhere else? Aaah eCHIEY SEATTLE, coal fire and positively assuring one , EXTRA HE, — ——— — - — hundred per cent efficiency. During this 6-day factory demonstration the TRAVEL ETIQUET TE expert will be here to explain its Do you know how to find out about train schedules, railroad and steamship fares, train and boat connections? many desirable features. Do you know how to check baggage? What clothing to take beautiful 26-piece set Rogers, Hampden design, guaranteed for a trip? ‘The rules of train courtesy? What to do on a Pull- | man car? The etiquette of the dining car? How to register hn silverware, which carries an unlimited guarantees from the makers, —_____.. secure a room at a hotel? How to dress, receive calls, etc, at a L. SCHOENFELD & SON hotel? What to do on leaving a hotel? How much tip? The best way to carry money for traveling? yore secess ia FOUNDED 999° 900! UR AARARIUA IC MM fannnan 9 EMSC OInecT ORAFT DAMPER 26-Piece Set of Rogers Silverware —with every EMPRESS Universal gas range, coal range or furnace (heater not included) purcl ased during this 6-day factory demonstration, we will include without charge this How to dress for an ocean voyage; etiquette aboard ship? Do you want somé hints and suggestions on these things and others connected with traveling? Then, fill out the coupon below and mall to our Washington Bureau which has prepared a five-page bulletin on the subject for you. | asheheneteneeneieienenenee eae ee een Washington Bureau, Seattle Star, 1322 N. Y. Ave,, Washington, D. ©, I want the bulletin on TRAVEL ETIQUETTE and inclose four cents in stamps to cover postage and mailing: n bo not @ mere mixture of ron, but is yeast tronized, whi 1 by itself. Mud uty robber, bs BY ‘a fily rity ich nothit piackheads, spots eruptions? 4 Your Credit Is Good ‘0 think of it 1t, a mode Ironized SEATTLE TACOM. SECOND AVE. AT PINE ST. 4 L, SCHOENFELD & §