The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 30, 1922, Page 6

Published Dally by The Star Publishing Co, Phone Main 9400 Newepaper Bnterprive Association and United Press Bervice of city, 80 per month; @ months, $1.60; @ months, #9 8) Ow o ge the state of Washington. of the state, te per menth, Months or $9.00 per year, Where the Issue Is Clean Cut In the 35th senatorial district is being waged one of the teresting contests of the republican primary. There, Robert Grass, long a member of the reactionary d anti-public machine, is opposed by Alice M. Lord, lead- in Seattle labor and civic forces. Grass has an un- record at Olympia. Miss Lord is known as an in- ligent, honest and active woman. eirs are the only two names on the ticket. The voters that district have a clean-cut issue to pass upon. American women this season have definitely established the repute ‘of being the most costly dressed women of the world, says & Low ich. “Some of the more lavish gowns cost $500,000, stagger the ish smart set.” Nothing was said about the effect on hubby. ly paralyzed. Ship Subsidy Bill Is Dead President Harding has given his consent to postpone on the ship subsidy bill. 's just as well, hey =, Me try beh it thru as ) it stands, they would fail and fail miserably. os is as it ought to be. The bill simply pried the off the public till and invited a few favored shipping mbines to step up and help themselves. — It provided for little or no control over disbursements d offered no guarantees that the public good would be d. It called for no accounting to the people for the 's monies paid out. We do not believe there {s in this country any fnsur- intable opposition to SOME form of legislation which i give us an adequate merchant marine. America’s ‘needs are fairly obvious. They are these: ; a merchant marine capable of performing as an . to our navy in time of war; and, second, ships pugh in time of peace to guarantee us against extor- ro es) A ; io te freight rates and commerce-destroying discrim- tions which foreign shipping might otherwise inflict : us, "Such a merchant marine {s merely a matter of differ- i That is, our government might well pay the dif- ce between British ship building and operating and ican ship building and operating, reserving certain thts over these ships both in peace and war. Some department of our government, say a secretary the marine who would preside over both our merchant Maval fleets, could handle the money and account it. The subsidy should by law be available to all American owners who comply with the government’s require- and should not be the monopoly of four or five fa- combines. bill whose death-knell has just been sounded, of- d no such guarantees. That’s why it is moribund. Poor, Mr. S. Fulvataris! ‘There's a war on in Hawaii between the Japanese and ooenn Fulvataris on a suit b to his heels. But alas, he had no brains olutely none—and so he died. d thus it is with Brother Syagrius Fulvataris, he of restful Hawaiian But none too restful for ius just at present, because the blamed Americans a gent from Australia of the name of Isch- who has inherited a set of prominent teeth and pranaios sopetite. It appears tt Syagrius, who is a bug about half an long, must open his armor to eat fern. At that in- it, the Australian champion f , who is about a th of an inch long, grabs him the lip and chews by the going d of the sun there is left in all that immediate vicinity but an empty, d armor, and no antique shop anywhere that and, of course, a pot-bellied bug long, claiming to hail from breezily demanding a snack of E & The Passing of “Micky” Collins Another year under Michael Collins’ wise guidance and Trish Free State would have silenced the small, but iferous, . A contented, peaceful Ireland on road to pi ity would have been the most effective ly to the De Valera principle that Ireland’s future lies constant warfare against England rather than in peace h the world. Consequently, the “professional” Irishmen had Collins é The assassination took from the Free State ts second great leader. With both Arthur Griffith and licky Collins gone, two of the most powerful constructive influences have been cut down. However, there is this hope: The heroism of Collins, his devotion to principles, his for his country, his picturesqueness in adversity and moderation and common sense in victory cannot but left a deep impress upon the mass of the Irish death, coming at the height of his popularity, ma; ‘do more to defeat the misguided purposes of his oe _ than he, in life, would have been able to bring about. a, 3e ‘weren't so far apart we'd conclude there must be some con- Sa | collection there had given birth to 63 little ones, ee : ' A Laugh, on the “Goats” _ When the tariff bill, as “doctored up” by the senate, _ reached the house, it was greeted with applause and much _ laughter, say the news dispatches, i ae aoe tf pa assert that this tariff bill is one e grea’ okes ever trated at Washing- _ton—on the American people. ae eae __ It prevents Europe’s paying America the billions owed ? “her and boosts about every going, profiteering American _ trust. Ha! ha! ha! ha! congress laughs, Somebody - please tickle the consumers under the ribs. I sometimes feel that in this body there ts a lack of tolera; of its mombers; that they are not willing to concede to red of convictions and sincerity of purpose.—Sen. Harrison t : e Seattle Star) — Coal Prices Lower Here Your Eastern correspondent, Ed ward M. Thierry messed matters) very badly tn bie article relative te Geattle coal prices tn Monday night's | Star, The facts In Seattle, using your own home as an example, are as follows: Kind Apr. 1 Today Black Diamond Lump. .$11.96 $12.25 Black Diamond Furnace 9.45 South Prairie Furnace. 9.46 Iseequah Lump . 9200 «68.20 Isaquah Nut ... $30 «64.20 Neweastle Lamp $20 «(88 Briquets ... 10.50 10.40; Utah Lamp. 16.16 15.90 Reducing Living to Simple Editor The Star: ‘The other morning I shook myvelf| when I said so the heap dissolved | who were driving Mivvers the nation out of the blankets and started to| and resolved itself into a pair of /sfound and making thelr way as get @ cold shower at the commanity | khakiclad girls; girle about 17, at a they traveled. house, in the auto park that was our | gueas. one-day humne.. On my way I came across a huddled pair of humans/ late hour and had gone to sleep | decent, straight going under a tree, and as I passed the heap stirred, a frowny head came inte view, and « sleepy volce asked, “What time is it, Mister?” THE PILGRIM’S PROGRESS THE SEATTLE STAR WEDNESDAY. | j Brain Testers Hore te an age discoverer, It gy friend 1s older— Subtract your own ags trom 9% Ask your friend to #44 this gm |mainder to his own age withesp | telling you the result. Then ask fii to remove the first figure tm unknown (te you) nu to the other figure giving you the result ener, Thin will mp ways be the difference In your age ‘ger If the friend ts yc Bimply reverse the ing your age to 99 an substract his age from th: For example, suppose your age i be 21, Bubtracting from 99 gives gE Your friend adda his age, 38 let say, making 110. He removes first figure, 1, adds it to the figure, 10, and gives you the a 11. This ts the difference in ages. You a44 tho 11 to your 27, and tell bim his age, 34, ae By Berton Braley No doubt you'll get out for the glee club, And probably try for the team, And I'm figuring that you may jand tn a frat, Which t# each undergraduate’s dream; Your car will come tn very handy At house parties, during the year, And your wardrobe's complete, no youl look smart and neat At functions where you may appear. Your tennis, perhaps, might be better, But that will improve, I expect, And the bridge game you play ought to «if your entree Into circles extremely select; You'ra THERE with the small social chatter, Which helps at a dance or a ten, And the golf you put up ought to win you a cup By the time you're a fulbfiedged A. B. Vosterfay’s Solution: There nothing to prevent you from tracting 10 from 97 as many thas as you like, You'll probably work for the journals Which students conduct with much ettll, And maybe you'll rate pretty high in debate, I'm willing to wager you will; All this ought to help your advancement And aid you to make quite a hit— And once in a while, when you've time to begulle, Perhaps you may study a bit! || LEARN A WORD EVERY DAY Today's word is—PHILANDER It's pronounces—tfi-lan-der, wii accent on the second syllable, ’ It means—-to make love, cups, a folding knife and fork apiece, }& blanket each, maybe a change of In ty opinion operators and Geal-| rocicthes, but in all but 17% ors in Western Washington are ¢0- | pounds each for all the furnishings titled to a large measure of credit | of life for having ignored the strike cond! tone and for having conducted thelr business as tho no strike existed The eight kinds of coal mentioned are consumed Im thie market tn large quantities, and of this number, six of them show an actual decreane in price, That le getting down to the fun damentals; sleeping under o tree, | getting there on your own legn, mak ing your own way around the world, with a blanket and « tin cup and « two-quart lard bucket; sort of a man sined job for two girls, don't you! | think? In the last two years I have met perhaps a dosen girl teame tke this one; girls who came from middie jclaus American families and whe started out to agp the world without money, without friends, without « trade education, and without equip- ment, other than sheer nerve and bard health, I have met Cozens of young women Such publicity as you wil! give this! communteation will be appreciated. | Bincerely yours, | WYLIE HEMPHILL. Sales Mgr. Pacific Coast Coal Co. Terms Tt was 6:30 tn the morning, and Most of these girla were not tn terihely feminine, many of them were The two had hiked into town at «| positively homely, but they were all | girls, no far aw under this park tree, roiled in a pair|1 could observe, and they were beat. of blankets. These girls sald they|ing a game that In my youth only had walked from New York to the| boy tramps dared tackle Coast; probably they had ridden| A woman can do about anything Baby Specialists. THat there are Physicians who specialize on Infant ailments you know. All Physicians understand Infant troubles: all Physicians treat them. It is his profession, his duty, to know human ills from the Stork to the Great Beyond. But in serious cases he calls in the Specialist. Why? He knows as every Mother knows, or ought to jment, special remedies. Can a Mother be less thoughtful? Can a Mother try to relieve Baby with a remedy that she would use for herself? Ask yourself; and answer honestly! Always remember that Baby is just-a baby. And remembering this you will remember that Fletcher’s Castoria ts made especially for Infants and Children, At Omonths old re 35 Dosts -400'* Baact Copy of Wrapper. know, that Baby 1s just a baby, needing special treat: Children Cry For Lie ozotf The False and the True. eye uy by the use of large space, the expenditure of hu sums of money have placed on the market, have put in your eae, perhaps, many articles that today have been discarded, as you will readily admit. Do you recall anything that has more modestly appealed to the public than has Fletcher's Castoria: modest in all its Pleading | at all times—and truthfully—for our babies? ! The big splurg, the misleading claims may win for a time, but the honest truth-telling advertiser is like the old story of the tortoise that beat the hare, Mothers everywhere, and their daughters, now mothers, speak frankly, glowingly, enthusiastically in praise of Fletcher's Castoria. Speak of it lovingly as a friend that has brought comfort, cheer and smiles to their little-one. To them: to these true mothers no argument can induce them to set aside their bottle of Castoria, their old friend, that they might try even another and unknown remedy for babies. Then, would YOU think of going to YOUR OWN medicine chest to find relief for Baby’s troubles? Can you not separate the false from the true? MOTHERS SHOULD READ BOOKLET THAT 18 AROUND EVERY BOTTLE OF FLETCHER'S CASTORIA GENUINE CASTORIA atways Bears the Signature of THE CENTAUR COMPANY, NEW YORK CITY, (Copyright, 1922, Seattle Star) | | | — — _ — trifiingly; to play the male flirt Ci it comes from— Ja man can i she starts young | spectes of woman, the girl tramp who |... words manaing -leyiagtaia Jenough and has the courage; many | does not beg but who works and |.) 01» women are discovering this and the | bikes the world around It's heed ike thie next generation will bring us a new TIN CAN TOURIST. |ing of autumn, the manent a 1 excthgmantnagmeseninmanenpes porch philandering among the youth wh S * f Vall F ‘ of the land draws toward tts close” Jo uggestions for ey Fair | Editor The Star; done by union labor, to prevent his| ce In a recent issue of The Star, W.| fair being dubbed @ “scab” institu.) an H. Paulhamnus requested @ larger at-| tion. 2 tendance than heretofore at the| Second, have the seme program oe Puyallup fair. for Sunday that prevails on all other In answer I would beg to euggest| days, as there are thousands who a iG. ust 2 that he make two changes in thelecannot attend any day other than c more than they had walked—most | management Sunday, Truly yours, = long-distance walkers do that bat| First, have all work necessary CITIZEN. * Jeertainly they were « sturdy pair of | ————___ senemereeantes pita Pe | carries * They had between them 35 pounds oa of equipment, no powder puff, no AP, ~ face cream, no manicure implements, | etter just a pan, a coffees bucket, two tin Tom- AIVRIDGE MANN. Dear Folks: I mot a man the other night, who seems to think he’s always fa: right; on anything that comes along, he knows he's right—the reat for ore wrong. It made me smile to stop and think, we've often seen he that kind of gink vi When Westinghouse went here and there, with brakes to stop the 4st trains with air, who was it Inughed with raucous glee, “Don't try to peddle bunk to met It can't be done. Get out—good night’? The Man Who Always Thinks He'n Right. When Wright and Ourtiss firet began to try to make a bird of man, and worked at flying thru the air, who was it sald, “They ain't all there! It takes « loon to think of flight"? The Man Who Always Thinks He's Right. When Christopler Columbus found the world was never flat, but round, and tried to find his shorter cut, who was it said, “The guy's « nut! Mis crew ts in a sorry plight"? The Man Who Al ways Thinks Ho's Fight. When Noah saw the skies were dark, and started tn to build the ark, who enld, “He's got a tobch of sun! No euch « flood is ever Gone! A rain ike that could never fall"? A bunch of birds who Knew It AIL So when I met, the other night, The Man Who Always Thinks Me's Right, 1 thought, “Old boy, if you but knew, the world ts al- ways full of you! You've always been, since Time began, a block acroms the path of man!” a4eS88 s0e223 reer8 — ema ‘Remember the long distancs ; telephone in your vacation plans, re It will add to the pleasure and ‘ comfort of your holiday, : It will serve your convenience : in securing i.formation and mak- v ing arrangements. ’ At lake or shore, in the moun- § tains or by the stream, long dis- th tance telephone service means that you are always in touch with home and business. Every Bell telephone is a Long Distance station, 40 euwenerdts ewernmsenavewn= The Pacific Telephone And Telegraph Company Sareea