The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 14, 1922, Page 2

MONDAY, AUGUST 14, 46 Letters from | | CHIEF SEATTLE THE SEATTLE STAR AMERICAN HOMES" MEMBER OF AMERICAN HOMES BUREAL; FOR BETTER | Asserts Japanese Are Crushing Ke DETROIT b, Ate than the Are crushing can national tite [the staten {Dr we G a inalonary 58 years selling good furniture! Japan of ¥ veati« | To Captain of Detectives Charles Tennant Dear Charlie; Nearly forgot, How's your pursuit of Clara Skarin coming along? CHIEF SEATTLE. 1Avess at the lay. Dr , Korean by th the tatter \To the People’s Candidates Sadhiters eves Dear Sirs; Who told you you were? CHIEF SEATTLE. | To the Railroad Strikers | Dear Boys; 1 think you're right—but it would have been more considerate if you'd waited until a few folks got home from their | Yacations. CHIEF SEATTLE. her ne them le Us cin ‘init [ | « To the Veterans of Foreign Wars | Greetings! Hope you like Seattle and call again CHIEFY SEATTLE. | To the Russian Relief Folks | Ladies (or i it gentlemen? You have, no doubt, « very worthy cause, But I feel you would win far more sympathy for it if you | refrained from defacing the sidewalks with your “Have a Heart” signs | ‘The idea ts neither new nor wubtio—and, if it ever had any real value, 1 am certain it was long #ines worn out, CHIEF SEATTLE. \To the Pacific Telephone and Telegraph Co. / Respected Sirs: Yes, | know that the public's always to blame and | the telephone service ts perfect and all that sort of thing. But when, after calling Main 6900-—the court house—for 10 minutes, I'm told “They don't anewer” think? To Frank Mitchell Dear Bir; It would be kind of mean of me if I were to suggest that | you got your experience in beating up bandits by running your restau | rant, wouldn't it? Bo I won't nay It CHIEF SEATTLE. TotheU.of W. > Dear Collegians: : The Columns, beautiful relic of the territorial unt versity, are shedding their paint. In places the wood is bare. If this condition continues thru the rainy season the destruction of thir grace- ful reminder of pioneer days is certain. Please hurry with the brush. CHIEF SEATTLE. well, it's smearing t on a bit thick, don’t you CHIEF SEATTLE. 100 imported 4-piece suites in a special selling! A direct im- 94% —4-piece imported grass suite, exactly as portation from the Orient, bought by us pictured, consisting of attractive and com- 4 pieces complete SLEEP BETTER WORK BETTER FEEL BETTER at a great saving, NOW offered to you fortable chair, rocker and settee. Also this week, or while quantity lasts, at this square top table. Natural finish or deco- exceptional price. rated in green or red. To the Laundries Dear Cleaneries: A phone call from an earnest citizen just came, asking me why your prices ere «till at war levele? 1 couldn't tell; you do it. CHIEF SEATTLE. New Designs DIAMOND RING MOUNTINGS Platinum— $35 to $300 18k White Gold— $12 to $85 1518 SECOND AVENUE Between Pike and Pine Established 1883 AEA UAHA MODERN DENTISTR DR. EDWIN J. BROWN, D. D. 8. | To a Certain Neighbor | Dear Pest: Bome day I'm going to lone my temper if you don't keep | those chickens penned—and you'll be shy a few. CHIEF SEATTLE. j . A | To Allan A. Ryan, Financier | Dear Al: Dispatches describing your etatus as a bankrupt stated the original estimate of your indebtedness was exaggerated—that | Inatend of $32,000,000, you owe only $18,000,000. This undoubtedly per- mitted you to breathe easter, The average citizen can save $500 a year —df he has « job and ts lucky. At that rate you should be able to pay all your debts in 36,000 years, CHIEF SEATTLE. To Barnyard Golfers Fellows: Walter and L. H. Robinson, prize horseshoe pitchers of the Puyallup valley, have issued « challenge for a match, Bome of you barnyard golfers should get bury and accept. You need not think that horseshoe heaving ts merely a country game. Even New York reports that they are now throwing horseshoes as well the bull on the Great White Way. CHIEF SEATTLE. this bedroom suite—a featured value: —4-piece bedroom suite, exactly as pictured. Finished | 2 4 { | | To Roy Gardner, Federal Prison ] Dear Roy: Did you read last week that Mennistis Charter was | gulilotined in France for his part in the only train holdup on record in that country? When I read it, I wondered what on earth they would have done with you if y ou had pulled off some of your spectacu- ler mail train robberies to Fran: bea I think you're lucky to be living tn Uncle Bam's country. CHIEF SEATTLE, To U. of W. in gray enamel. A very distinctive and exclusive de- sign. Size of dresser mirror 24x30 inches. Special for the week. greatly reduced— extra fie quality, pile, esamioes a special lecture and demonstration on modem electrical cooking . by Eugenia Galvin Electric Domestic efrom.. Bpectal for the week... Axminster rugs. beings. from the mak- ors of the best quality Aammeter rugs in America. Extremely attractive desiene and a large assortment bf colors to select SECOND FLOOR $S2- A WEEK | | Dear Gris: I read that a University of Wisconsin professor has sald of the women collegians at Madison that they are “Vogue without and vague within.” The he-cat! CHIEF SEATTLE. To Jacob S. Coxey, U. S. Senatorial Candidate Dear “General”; Washington apparently holds a lure for you. Seems to me I remember years ago when you went there on foot. If you are elected you will undoubtedly make the trip thie time by Pull- man. Sure—the taxpayers pay the expenses. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Mr. and Mrs. Jack Pickford Dear Newlyweds: The knot hath been tied. You have been united in holy wedlock, This te to express hope that your married life will tn fact, that you will stay out of that particu- jar kind of limelight which #0 often shines on folk In moviedom. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Traffic Lieut. G. C, Carr 106 Columbia St. For more than £0 years ’ LEADING DENTIST In making high class, modern work, artificial teeth, b gold and porcelain crowns, gold cement or alloy, fillings, also an pert in extracting teeth without Chloroform and gas are unnec for painless extraction of teeth Dr. Brown's Dental Cl What to Use and A structive and interesting. Sais Soke Leeek “rere Well, ey are at present, s 8 for this Science Expert ” be happy. #0 happy. Miss Galvin, who is nationally known Deve ©..S as America’s foremost Electric Do- 49 in high, 19 In. wide, ; mestic Science Expert, will lecture Sh ta. Geep, 1848. “Sure think was correct daily at 2 p. m. in our Electrical > ta egret Ps Range Department. You are cor- New improved Victor ta dially invited to attend these lec- pering tone arm and ta on tures, which you will find highly in- Dering “ gecse- neck . sound-bom tube. * Auto- T'm glad to see that you've put the painted out- lines to guide the pedestrians at the junction of Fourth and Westlake. I'm wondering why I wasn't killed, following the route I used to BUT, LIEUTENANT—why not put a couple of “No Parking” signs at both terminals of the painted etrip. For with cars parked across the safety zone doesn't mean any- CHIEF SEATTLE. on Faces That Perepiral Skin, to be healthy, must breathe, It also must perspire—must “ through the pores. ite share of bod waste material. owders clog th oth with elimin cially during t more wome there would self-ruined complexions, If would use ordinary mercolized lator and automatic speed Dear John: I ate where you have refused to grant a permit to To Commissioner John L. M ys T Instead of cosmetics, they | hi Miss Galvin will use the new 4 indicator. Néwly designed the Ku Klux Kian for a parade in full regalia. This ts the right model Estate Electric range patented and improved spirit, No decent-minded man in the United States believes that the for demonstration purposes. double spring, spiral drive K. K. K. ts anything but an ignorant and subversive society of morons. | por: THIRD FLOOR Pp ws motor {can be wound They are not in the same class as other secret societies, for they work com ene ey ae eal while playing). All door in the dark and are opposéd to the spirit of the American constitution, | few ‘complexion. gradually hinges concealed. Mahog which Wemands fair play for everyone, As commissioner of public . one free from any appel ” rei oF E S. iciality. any, oak or walnut safety, you were well within your rights. CHIEF SEATTLE. 4 = Sau ¢ maceetinl will be found of utmoat stance ” helping you } ew druggist and apply tes jocate the home you de o rent. Very desirable ly like cold cream for a week or tWey houses, flats and apartments are listed trom every | | —the largent showing of Radio Accessorie PRICE | To County Voters Washing. it off, mornings. 4 section of the city. Detailed information can be secured by calling at Rental Department. where ou will receive courteous and effietent attention f you have a home to rent telephone MAIN 7144 THIRD FLOOR Radio Bets in the Pacific Northwent found here ready for your selection in 0 esting Kadio Department. Expert radio Bdvies Wealy siven ts visitors ) Dear Folks: If you haven't registered since January 1 then you have only eight days left for this important civic duty. Let's go! 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Standard Furniture Co., 23, To the Candidates Dear Fellows: There’ ts one thing I like about your candidactes. You are giving jobs as press agents to a lot of former journalists who would starve without 7: aa CHIEF SEATTLE. Dept Seattle, Wash. enclosed find $........ first payment. Please send me the following articles selecte@ from this advertisement. : er SFA LE kindly letter of last week, it has never been my Intention to offend in the matter of putting up cam- paign posters, I have confined myself to streets occupied by car lines, and even then when a desirable post was In front of a home have consulted the occupant. (This does not refer to posts located on cor- : t with court t, otherw: ners, however.) I have always met with courteous consen' le? | the hate.ewith water and rub ttn De foo! t the align up. Sincerely, it would be foolish to put the wee MP : will make an abundance of SRT A. TRIPPLE, Candide tate Senator. | BI. arses ice ae jecreamy lather, and cleanse the Dear Chief: Replying tc —if I keep the same I will pay you monthly until goods are paid for. —if you want our NEW 1922 catalog of home- furnishings, place X here O —our beautifully {!ustrated 1922 mall order i SSSR CE r i and scalp thoroughly, The Pee tere easeneee Taree Saresers our model 6-room bungalow— KEEP WELL drop of Sekt withoins even detretns:| pieeee eat sate otk taanvte hundreds of useful articles for the hon —tobutld « model home whict: 4 ia Germs do not live in out-o-tie | particle of dust, dirt, dandruff . bean inspiration tc i ey sag Germ a Plant way places. Except tn the polar|excess ofl, The hair dries quickly] a be in Inspiration to homemakers, regions, in the middle of the ocean, | and evenly, and it leaves it fine and | HA aE MM Recah sen or ppflni f U R E Cc re) ilahe,| to given aeptea | ana on ‘the tops of high mountains, | silky, bfight, fluffy and easy to male T . the @plrtt of happiness and content. BY DR. R. H. BISHOP they are present everywhere. They |age. al OWN seseccocsccccperecnccoeseceneereseBecvoesses aprIneen GG conten are on our bodies, our clothing, in| You can get Mulsified cocoanut , L. SCHOENFELD & SONS pee vs oo ‘purpose which this SK the average! our food—everything we see or| shampoo at any drug store, It is very ore offers for your consideration person what a a = ick | cheap, and a few ounces ts enough t® State . " ity oni p touch, The reason we are not sic ¥ SEATTLE FOUNDED TACOMA a moe rn Groom Bungalow, to germ is. If he] at the time or most of the time is|last every one in the family for —catalog sent to out-of-town folks only Second Ave. at Pine St. 1864 Ls, Meheeubild 6 eens cir m pur fifth floor and com: attempte to at |that comparatively few of these |Months, Be sure your druggist gives ; to ering THRIFT to your home fill tn this pletely furnished. awer at @ll helperne cates disease: wleo, because (OU Mulaitied.kdvettioetiont: 1 Sie bly will say | me . > neneoneecne j prot bly will sy | most of us are strong enough to re Candied Laxative Waters ne a ae oe se 8a little animal | sist the comparatively few that get . ie ‘ame SS a “~ . that will make | inte our bodies MOVIES } a * pi Fists Wes 0 c For tnfants, children or adults. 38¢ say, Cordelia, Beattie 48 you eick If he) Bacteria multiply by simply break 5 oan hw oon nce ge | DEATHS IWork on Swan Lake! seis Into. your inp sare, "Boon the tae weeks aks [at all drug’ stores, or sent, D. Ba BP I I Al ‘ s I A | IS I ICS |Hedberg, Mabel, Preston .........26|OfMeros, Nick, 98 years: a as system full-sized germa and each itself wep. |2°¥Rer Drug Co. Spoka: aren 1 |Johnaon, John Ole, Seattle .... Legal | - - \Pipe Line to Start Germs are not} arates, so that it ts easy to see how | Hsement 4 ¢ BIRTHS er at, girl Anderson, Augusta, Seattle ...Legal WASTED 1 gnetaties : ttle animals. | quickly millions of germa can be t ickenson, John W. 7412 Third ave.|Rolley, Clarence K, Snoqualmie |v wad Gen natallation of the i¢-mile Swan They are tiny! produced, Cold stops their growth | Births in their households are re-| N. W., girl Falla Ss 19| “Doggone, Jones! r've been work:|Lake pipe line, 4 ants, the «mall { Ported hy the following Seattle men: | Ahearn, Jamen Bugene, $742 Brook-|Starleigh, ¢ wv 1 » Geatined to are mi but they begin to grow again when | Vanderberg, Leonardus, 1219 Trenton| lyn ave., girl. oF " irae M " Bellevue «| ng like a horee, It took mean hour |strengthen Beatty's water supply, | ost iving things known, They are! they pecome warm st, gir iperey nine amen Franciece ae to make that fellow believe my house | will soon be unde sometimen called bacteria or mi Rolling kills them. TDocto a « oa Mae ba Wratcines r way. More th ; re and r eyes of ds are sores fi | prong Page tg lng el MARRIAGE LICENSI > | Roalkvom, Siler b. Wakgudse "|i worth $15,000," |two miles of ditch has been pre ia |ofobes: You might have some idea | nurses holt their instruments and teh burn feel diy’ If yeu vision i Sparling.’ Robert H. 3900 Ait ane, [aren Sen Motthanee | mie Falls res Leewal| “But ; Prepared | of the size of a germ if you could | dressings to kill the germs, and do Diufred, your eyesight dim: if you are ; | gir Carley, Fred, Seattle Bi Sg Bi | Mesford, Olga Christine, Poulas ut you mane him believe It? Did and the ateet pipe Is being fabricated | take a grain of sand and spHt it Into| not handle them until ready for use obliged to wear glasset, | Dian, Siam, 7041 Minth ave. We cter ber yn ist “od Logu! La ho M Legal| he buy it? [here at the rate of 600 feet a day.|a million pleces. Of course, some! One of the chief reasons why food Dissolve one in-a fourth of @ glass of J Poland, Wiitiam, 1607 w. Gist ot, |Leighton. Heese’ Weer Hartiepooi. | Aumya! gente, fa. Soattie’ 3|__“Naw: he turned out to be the tax | The contract for the new line was tet igen i ae nell bea others, but | ts bolled before: canning is to kill four times s day. Sound, Com orate } 4f, Donald Baward, 3016 Pisteh- rs Smith, Kmory attle . aq |*Anesnor.” — Richmond Zimes-Dis- |to the Grant Smith Co. inst winter | No Mreest cannot be aeen without | the bacteria. ‘Then it ts put into alr aqes and, Improved yesiht 8 ttie.42 | Wilbon, Crete Vo Beattle sessecess dd | patob, tor approximately $1,600,00 the ald of a powerful microscope. | tight cans, so that ne more germs 1a brighter. n '¥ $1,600,000, Millions of germs can exist in al can reach It, 4