The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 10, 1922, Page 6

oneceinc nabs omnieneiomcag PAGE 6 @ “In the Good Old Summer Time” was written in winter. ) it is dark enough to go see your best girl. @ Many a man who thinks he belongs to the upper class only belongs to the uppish clas: has 29,000 more unmarried women than men. Come West, young man, come West. @ Worst thing about bad habits is they are so nice. Newspaper Bn- terprine Amen, The Can in Kansas Another stand-pat, stay-put old guardsman has been dumped by the people. Congressman Phil Campbell of Kansas, chairman of the house rules committee, the man who smothered the Johnson-Woodruff resolution calling for a probe of war grafts, has taken the count. For 19 years Representative Campbell stood pat and he stood put. He was the ideal “regular”—an obedient party man. His status as chairman of the all-important rules committee made him a power. His friends were grooming him for the speakership. Now the people have shorn him. He overplayed his hand. Next year he will stay at home. If any more popular measures are pocketed, as he pocketed the war grafts res- The Seattle Star ity, He per menth: # Washingt ‘ the state, fe olution, somebody else will have to do the job. : Jim, the Puddler Jim Davis, secretary of labor, has taken his pen in hand to out- Horatio Horatio Alger. Jim, who asks us to “just call me Jim,” has @one it, with his book, “The Iron Puddter.” “The Puddier” ts Jim, and Jim fs the hero of the story. As Jim says, “the man who tells the story always comes out winner.” dim wins victory after victory all thru his book, and finds himself “steadily rising in the social world.” 4 ' dim beats Alger’s pace by hav- fog “The Iron Puddier” whip the e intimate thoughts into the lines themselves. dim’s story ts that of the poor [abt i i the bad giant, Folities, and killed him, too. The latter chapters of his book Our worst misfortunes never happen, and most miseries lie in Gnticipation.— Balzac. Envy ts the most acid fruit that grows on the stock of sin.—-Hosea Batiou. We're Getting Acquainted If Mars is inhabited, the best time to find it out will be in August, 1924. The red planet then will be closer to us than for an- other 500 years. Prof. David Todd, celebrated as- tronomer, doubts that it ts physi- ally possible to communicate with Mars by wireless, But he is preparing to make motion pictures of it in 1974. Real results eventually will ome from this exploration in the sky. Man already knows more about Mars, as a whole, than he knew about the earth when Co lumbus set sail for America. The average man wants a 1923 model auto and a 1900 model wife. Ignorance is no bliss in the eyes of the law. ’Twas Always Thus “Keep the cookie jar full!’ is the heading over a Washington information burean article explain- ing what's good for the kiddies, 0, to be a child again! Just once more to sneak into the pan- try when ma was upstairs; to fasten eager eyes on the smiling cookie jar; to softly, carefully re- move the Hid; to reach in with fingers wide spread—and find that little brother Willie had been there before us. Gee! but those childhood experiences do stir an old fellow’s heart! “Keep tho cookie jar full?” You can't! It is about time for something worse to take the place of jazz, Health hint: Be sure your circle Of friends is square, monthe, wasn wren S month ° for é The 18th amendment to the constitution denies to a minority a fancied sense of personal liberty, but the amendment is the will of America and must be sustained by the government and public opinion, else contempt for the law will undermine our very foundations.—-Warren G. Harding, presi- dent of the United States, in Fourth of dress at Marion, Ohio. French offer a prize for best plan to increase population. Here's ours: Only another month until time to wish it was summer again. uly ad- Have only poor people. We saw a man with sideburns laughing at wom- en’s styles. How We Treat Our Women Now and then we Americans like to fall Inte the after-dinner. speakers’ habit of pointing with pride to our remarkably modern and progressive tendencies. Why, we've given women the vote, and everything! Not everything, quite—yet. i ‘ exeept as to treason against the United States, rape, and malicious murder. applicable to personal, and professional rights, will not admit women to its unt- versity. A day of complete equality ts drawing closer, CHINESE POETRY This proceeding reminds ma very much of @ Chinese poem which, when translated, reads as follows: In speech he ts @ wonder, How small are his games; How loud is his thunder, How little it ratnet —Senator Bureum (7), N. M. Poor, Weak Plan The Filipinos threaten to move for independence by non-co-opera- tion, The plan is to have all Filipinos holding ~—_ government office resign and all other Fil- ipinos refuse to take the vacant places. Little brown brother, it will not work. America is pretty full of would-be gowrnment job-hunters and there'll be a whole lot more of them, after the November elec- tions. Boycott jobs? Huh! If you want to hit us below the belt, boycott our goods, OCCASIONALLY! The ability of the consumer to buy must sometimes be taken into consideration, —~ Senator Simmons (DJ), N. ©. Keeping Up-to-Date The Tokyo authorities are jail- ing writers for publishing what they think about the “divinity” of the Japanese royal family. It's wonderful the way Japs grab off modern improve. ments. Of course, they haven't any constitution establishing the rights of free press and free speech, but they do the best they can toward jailing ideas. those According to the above, Senator Mayfield, if elected, would be bound to protect the secret, com- mitted to him as a Kiansman, of any man who offered him a bribe; or who did anything else to cor- rapt the government of the United States. He would have to obey the Imperial wizard as against his oath of offices, He would be sworn to stand between the law and any deeds done by this oath-bound, masquerading or- der. He would be an nccessory either before or after the fact as to any of their criminal deeds. And congress might not allow him to keep hig seat, DETROIT AND LONDON As to navigation on the Great Lakes, there ts more traffic, as you well know, that passes Detroit in a given year than there ia that floats on the Thames.—W. G. Wal- do, consulting engineer, Tennessee River Improvement association, before senate committee on agri. culture and forestry. What No One Can Understand For 20 years no visitors were allowed in the Melion home in Milwaukee. Firemen broke in, They found the place a dog tem- ple. Nine mummified dogs, ex- pensively draped, lay in state in the candle-lighted partor. In an upstairs room @ queen dog presid- ed over eight living dogs, blinded by lack of light, It all sounds like some weird religious rite. No one would think it queer, however, if the Mellons had kept mounted fish, deer heads or anl- mal pelts instead of dog mum- mies. ‘The strangest things in the ani- verse are inside the human skull, The brain is so complicated that no one understands it, not even the owner, Ourselves are casily provided for} {t in nothing but the ciroumstan- tials of life that cost so much. Alevander Pope. FURNISHING REFERENCES ager—Yes, we need a demon Have you had any expert rtie Gushington—Not realy, but gentleman friend says T am aw fully demonstrative:—Boston ecript. THE SEATTLE This is Huma Nearty's candid opinion about the Prince of Wales. Huma ts the first subdeb entry tn the great prize contest, She ts the and her alster, Vera Nearly, married the Duke of Micketoor. “Of course, I have tots and lots ot | crushes.” she continued. | | | | | “I think the Prince Is too ‘tweet for words!" “Why, the think | time, Mamma won't anewer the bell }any more when I'm home. They're them part of the rent of the houre FIRST HILL SUB-DEB IN CROWN ~ PRINCE CONTEST They're at the door all the | there STAR Figures never lie in a bathing suit. Portrait by Tom Culverwell | or put up No Parking signs, but, of course, he's only fooling. “But I think a prince would be too fear for words. Judging from his pleture he’s be just delicious! I'm sure he would like me. He'd gree: the boys, too, some perfectly gether. “An tor marrying him, I really | so many nice boys, it seoms pity to concentrate, don't you think? Ae father says, ‘mar / riage may be « great institution, but} who wants to be confined in an insti- tution?“ Praises Christian Endeavor Editor The Star: “Christian Endeavor societies are buliders of Christiike characters.” Thin memage haa been the subject of considerable discussion lately in your columns. I benefited greatly thru the reading of two letters, ap- pearing in tnvues of The Star July | wearing out al! the parlor furniture. Father says he's going to charge 27 and August 8, The first told of time had by « milor who had visited the Christian En. deavor society of the First Preaby terian church, and the second forct bly brought home the fact that these nvcietios are a power for good thru out the whole world. Being « Christian worker myself, T can heartily indorte the Christian | Scripture verse has given me particu Endeavor societies, both for their spiritual and soctal value. The pledge of an active Endeavorer reads some- thing as follows: “I promise falthfully to serve my | Editor The Star: day Evening Post an article which per cent of their tncomes for rent Some day they will They will do it in New York and they will do it here. I predict that I Will see the end of cities as at pres: the country for sustenance. The automobile and the hard-sur- The people of the earth will be pret EXTRACTION FREE DAILY Our whalebone rubber, which does |you have two or more teeth. Natural Rubber, set of ROOM. co rerereders creves of GOLD CROWN BRIDGEWORK Most of our present patronage is recommended by our early custo- mers, whose work Is still giving good natisfaction. All work guaranteed for 15 years. Examinations free, OHIO CUT RATE DENTISTS Established 20 Years i |2na Ave. and University st. not cover the roof of the mouth if) $6.00 Gum Lyke Rubber, a perfect ro. | production of the human gum, set, | Congested Cities Not to Endure I have been reading In the Satur | face of the earth. ent constituted—congiomerations of | people crowded together and living | There ts mo excuse for it on one another and depending upon | must be, it is true, trading and indus. | | trint TEETH | Lord and Master and that I will make it the rule of my life to pray and read the Bible daily and to at tend church regularly.” Personally | have found much hope and power thru the application of this pledge. Some years ago I was without knowledge of God's good. ness and I wandered about atmiensly, groping for enlightenment. By some chance I visited an Modeavor society and thru the efforts of its workers and by the grace of God I found peace and happiness. Now I have an abundance of faith in God and a large number of Christian acquaint ances who, Ike myself, are striving for the coming of His kingdom. One lar help tn my 4ally trists and hard. ships, “IT can do all things thru Chriat, who strengtheneth me.” Bincerely yours, ROBERT BARKER. ty evenly Gintributed over the sur- Feverybody, practically, will ha: says that most New Yorkers pay 79 | house and a big yard, a garden, a few Why | chickens, and, per pa, a cow. Thus, the man who earns $30 @/ not? Why pay $2,000 for a 50x100 week pays $84 a month rent, and the | lot In Seattle when you can get two $10,000.a-yYear man pays $7,000 year | such lots 10 or 12 miles out for $1007 for an apartment. | Go out any main highway leading ‘The writer of the article wonders | out of this ctty, and you will find why New Yorkers don't go 15 or 20 that thousands are beating the hous. or 40 milen out and build homes of | ing problem in this way, They are their own, Hoe urges them to do this. | buying acreage, building bungalows, and raising garden truck and chick: | enn The autoroblie gets them into! town In frora 20 to 40 minutes, | A large city i an abnormality. | There centers, But any city with a population of more than, say, 20,000, face road will put an end to cities. | 1s @ freak I cannot concetve of a happler BATTLE SHIPS Take fast steamers at Colman Dock REGULAR SCHEDULE 15 p.m. *Except Sunday SPECIAL NIGHT SERVICE From Seaitle to Bremerton y and Sunday 9:90 p, m, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 11:30 p, m, r ‘rom Bremerton to Searle Saturday and Sunday 510.30 p.m AUTOMOBILE FERRY Connecting with Olympic Hi way — the short route to Hood Ca- 1 and Olympic Pentagula points, Beantle to D. 71S ~ 11:90 a.m. B45 p. trip Saturday and Sunde to Beaule Daily 1:80 = $100 p.m, m, Fx 0:48 a. m. Extra trip Saturday and Sunday 1030 p.m, by Bremerton Chamber of Commerce Guide per- mitted in Navy Yard at 1 & 3 p.m, Passenger fare 80c round trip. NAVY YARD ROUTE ° 3 earthly state than that of even dis: | to tunetion tribution of people over every square | instead uf being across the hall in an | mile of arable land, every acre of it | apartment house, would be on the | in une. Young folks woul4 not be tempted | | to flock to the cittes then, because | you have now-—and more, You could | there would not be airy cities to flock | laugh at the landlord and the com. A Petter from AIVRIDGE MANN Today's able assistant A. M. is Mrs, Nettle Dickens, 615 Pike w., Beattle Dear Avridge Mann: In writing dope to fill your apace, while you sneak off to rest your face, it neema a chance tor my suggestion about the “Teach ern’ Bmoker” question; for fall, you Rnow, will soon be here, and bring along the new school year, and we'll begin to read this rot “Bhall teachers emoke, o1 all they not?” At first I didn’t quit ree that in our schools such things should be; and so 1 told « teacher friend, who said, “My dear, they n the men.” So now I take @ different view, as» mont dads joke—and some mas, too—I don't see why they want our teach ers, who're merely men, to live like preachers. But should the antix win the day, the men might then take up crochet; chafing-dish is easy found, and not too hard to tot around, and when they weary of work and jest they might put ona fudge contest; or they could hold a knitting race, or try thelr luck at hand-made ince. But putting joking tho smoking maybe N aside, we ali have faults we cannot hide; different ght? is better for men than fudge.” 1 think we'd hear from an honest judge, “THE WIDDER D.” Your nearest neighbor, | other wide of a fence or hedge. You would have everything that Everything the young heart de-| mission man, Best of all, you would aires would be thelrs—moving pic: | be off the asphalt, out of doors, close | tures, radio, phonographs. The mailman and the newsboy healthier and happler for the change would emi daily at your door, | to the earth, You would be richer, as ‘The telephone would continue M. F. BISHOP. RADIO PRIMER RESONANCE TRANSFORMER— | A transformer arranged in a circutt | with an A. 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