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Tears of Thespis! At one leaping bound T almost cleared tho Spenco Ming be. ¢ @ regular actor like Henry Miller, Al Jolson, Wallie Keld— well, no, I'll take that back—or even W, Ramsey Greywool, Al- most did I take pernonge ome ‘expression has @ sinister sour newspaperdom, Ah, yes! Almost! If I'm not getting ready to sub- scribe to “Variety” and lay in a of this little drama. HAD SNEAKED BACK STAGE I had sneaked back stage at the Pantages theater last night waiting for those penny ante pirates, Roe wes and Will Jarvis, to “wash up” the final show and sit in for & session where deuces are wilder than political promises, when I ob- gerved a crowd coming. In about a twinkling and a halt the “wings” were cluttered up with Jadies and gentlemen and members ‘of @ Scotch quartet. Everybody had of a hoop, where alt this?" I wanted to know, with reportorial curiosity. “The whole bill, from the opening fact to Whip Fogarty, ts going to Join in and help us sing the closing * explained Roe Reaves. “Even cong nal wives appear tn I overheard a muttered speech: ‘EM “This will be good. Mack ts go fing to walk out on the bunch and tonight. He'l baw? atock of cold cream and crepe hatr) "se because Willard Mack's to | ame Daiton | diame. Willard ts the Jack Dalto } BAWLING OUT! Got Mixed Up With the Actors But, by the Grace of Luck, He Was Warned in Time }tain guy from The Star? And a |houseful of customers looking ont! Well, thank goodness, I was warn: ed In time! Still, I'm a@ little sore, Why did Mack have to pick out lawt night to gum up everything? | Had it not been for him T coul¢ | have bounced out with my little hoop and probably turned Reaves ‘and | Jarvis and the whole crew emerald |@reen with jealousy. Not to men. | tion Sinnott and Spencer. It's the eel's adenoids, that's what it tet What's in a Name? DAMM BY JACK HALL Hila name ts on every lip—male Up—excuse us, ladies! You've heard it before. Sometimes it is under the breath. Sometimes it ts loud and harsh And rarely a thin little feminine expletive. What name? | course. Why, Damm of this city, we mean. He's not the rough fellow his name | would imply, But Damm did tell us what people said to him was none of our (his name) business, But he laughed |when he said it. That's all that | saved him. “I'm too dignified for people to make light of. “I deny that I am the most-talked. of person in the city. On the con- trary, I never hear my name men- tioned In polite society. “Furthermore, I don't think I'm well liked because it is only on oc- 1 | casions of deep physical distreas that file. I nodded, ithe later, to the merry strains ih a Smil,. the the stage. T I stubbed my and lUke- fective! Know where he’ll lead you, don't you? To the coop! And ‘what's that hophead doing among those girls? He's as out of piace as Reaves’ third eyebrow. Put him...” I was shaking hands with myself fn the wings. If he handed it to those people like that, can you fea- ture what would happen to « cer. AMUSEMENTS ANTAG! Matinces, 2:30; Nights, 7 and © Now Playing’ WILLARD MACK 4 CO. Jarvis Revues Caledonian Four; Crane Sint ‘Three Belmonts; General Admission: Mats., 25e; Nights, 400 San Juan Islands STEAMER SIOUX SUNDAY, JULY 20 Kast Sound Puget waune Navigation Som Colman Docks Main 3993. Boat Sc hedules =SAVE MONL&Y— TACOMA RT DAILY 7, ®, 11 a. m., 1, 3% 5 7,9 45e VOR SINGLE TRIP FOR ROUND ThIlr v TORIA. BC You hear them shout (my name).* Inspector Damm said not to write a story about him, but he was so good-natured about it we are sure that he won't give a (bis name) whether we do or not. Ths a darn easy name to pro. nounce, anyway. FOR SENATE! Declaring that “the senatorial oll- garchy, governed by international bankers, is doomed,” Col. George B. Lamping, port commiastoner, filed as & republican candidate for the United States senate Saturday. “The plain people and honest bus iness men are coming into their own,” Lamping asserted, “and my platform will show that I intend to represent them.” Col. Lamping said he would tsaue & statement of his position early Paralyzed, Paints With Tooth Brush BRIGHTON, Eng., July 29.—Sev eral pictures by Albert Russelly a paralyzed artist who painta by hold. ing the brush between his teeth, brought high prices at a local exhi bition. 10 Pints of Beer n Murder Evidence MONMOUTH, Eng., July 29.—One of the chief points against William Sullivan, accusted of murdering Mrs. Margaret Thomas, is that, tho ueual ly penniless, he was able to buy 10 pinta of beer for his friends on the day of the crime. dent Ebert, is being groomed as a presidential candidate in re-election. Gerhart Hauptmann, Ger- man poet and friend of Presi- event Ebert does not run for THE SEATTLE STAR Gna WoMEN WILL ORGANIZE | There are more than 400 women with the Selle Floto circus | | Police Inspector Hans Damm, of this year, Riders, gymnasts, Japanese wrestlers, cowgirls, | dancers and wirewalkers a-plenty. Leading thia big family will be found the four Luckey sisters, iron-jaw and flying ladder experts, whose pictures appear above. Ethel, Mabelie, Constance and Sadie are said to have no equals in the big tent when it comes to grace and beauty. The Sells Floto circus, now combined with Buffalo Bill's Wild West show, will come to Seattle from Spokane Sunday, August 6, ready | PRODUCTS SHOW Meeting to Be Held Here ©" Next Week meeting to be week High compliment was patd the ex position Friday by #, M, V president of the Baldwin Loe Works, who wat « guest More than $1,000,000 worth of goods, it ta estimated, will have been ordered as a direct reault of the expo sition by the time of closing The convention ends tonight. with A presentation of the play, “North went Products,” at the Woodward theater, ‘TWAS ALL DUE TO LITTLE HORSESHOE Tf tt hadn't been for @ little gold horseshoa! Mrs. Blea Thomson, formerly of Cordova, dropped « package con taining $1,000 in bills in Sumner wtralt, Capt. Gus Nord, of the steamer Northwestern, turned the «hip around; @ sailor dived; the money wan recovered. But Mra, Thomson contends that it was ali due to the little gold horseshoe! Capt. Agnew Denies He Brought Opium At a hearing Friday before United for four shows at the Fourth ave. and Republican at. circus | statex Commissioner A. C. Bowman, Pause a Bit, and Consider | Mary Camicia| How to Raise a Family BY GENE COHN SAN FRANCISCO, July 29,—Those '376 gioomy peasimints who see modern! 1922 Record of our i get in. Be} make fun of my name,” said Damm. gt heed ane 7 “They never mention it. Maybe| grounds, Monday and Tuesday, August 7 and 8. Sagi 1 looked for a stray hoop, | they think Damm is too indelicate to |——————-—— Rec mpm Pedestrians Hit by Automobiles 1375 ~Darting suddenly out into ‘ the street at Rainier ave At 19, She Shows Them ana weiicr st. Thursday, &yearota | |Mahota Yana Gimach!, 703 Lane at., | Waa struck by an auto driven by Roy [Jensen, who lives at KE. 90th at. and Meridian ave |the head. Maho was cut on “A Wert Seattle who woman refused to give her wirthood slipping into the follies of PM" Was struck by an auto driven flapperiam may weil ponder the case |”? of Mary Camicia. At 19 the courts made her “reant) 37 7. M. G. mother” of a brood of five brothers and sisters, motherhood." With an income of/>Y $51 & month from the mother’s en. |O*F+ tate she wet out. { That yrar is up and thie ie what )** Mary has just reported to the Judge:|""0%# reported SHE 2 KEPORTS J. V. Madison, of Tolt, at Third ave. and Pine et. Thursday Jackson, of vernon, scalp eGffered a Wm. F. Symons, Friday 2616 Western Mra, Jackson ran into [the street from between two autos | il Pike place and Stewart st, By. An income of $50 a week In addi | Shoots Self From tion to the estate money. A househoid that operates with ef-} fictoncy-expert amoothnows. Five healthy, well-tod, youngsters, far better wellclad of their comrades, How did she do it? “I set right out to organtee the! home, as tho it had been @ busi neas,” explains Mary. “I find lack of organization js what's the matter} with many a home. CLUTTON, Eng. July 29.—~G ing over the fet that equipped to, were driving fre face future life than nine out of ten) horsen which he loved, George committed sulride. | RABAT, Moroceo, July 29 Grief Over Horse autome the road Horseman Goes Mad at Fair, Kills Trio Going “First I gave each youngster aj suddenly insane at the Bid Bousel certain duty about the hovne, When|ham fair, a native horseman fired that was being efficiently under-| upon a group of European tourints, taken I found plenty of time to do/ killing three persone other things. I could do plecework | as an upholsterer. The two oldest boys did various kinds of work.” THEY WORK Eventually Joe, 16, began learning) ORANGE, N. J, July 29.—While the carpenter tra John, 15, be-| little William Waterman was look came 4° machinist’s apprentice.| ing at some new kittens the mother Peter, 12, when not in » errands in the neighbor! ing clrele every morning.” | “A prize girl mother,” says the! judge. Wants 2 Saskad for Prize Fight! LONDON, July 29.—A boxing pro. | moter has offered a $260 charity puree for a match between Rey, J.| W. P. Sylvester and Rev. Thomas Smith. Both are noted amateur box. | ers. | The Bank of England wag char. | tered in 1694. ~ Candied Laxative Wafers five MOVIES For Infants, children or adults, 36¢ | at all drug stores, or sent, p. Pp. by |Joyner Drug Co, Spokane.—Adver- | j tisement. T ANGE STRAIT ROINTS SAN JUAN ISLAND POINTS Mon. Wed. Fri., 8100 A. <pectal Excursion Every Sun. |) L.BELLINGHAM - ANACORTES ORT TOWNSEND RAIL CONNECTIONS ANDO MILL PORTS HOOD CANAL MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, FRIDAY, 0160 A. M. NEAH Bay & WAY PORTS! POINTS ST Dance Teething rash, prickly heat, chaf- ing—these are a few of the pring skin ills which make baby fretfu and keep anxious mothers busy trying to soothe the torment. RESINOL OINTMENT is the very thing to give quick relief, Try it and note how soon baby's fretful crying stops asthis gentle, ong | ointment reduces the itching an burning. 1 Soap for baby’s hair ki Pectaedstge! veh aeatare Pesinol Little Boy Badly Injured by Tabby ent attacked hi injuries before b Detective story fans! | afford to miss the first installment of | | A. A. Milne’s “The Red House Mys- | | tery,” in The Star Monday, July 31, } | Because of her youth| Wound and « bruised hip when she! You can lose both the Judge gave her a year for “trial| Wa" Knocked down by an auto driven |f through a defective | | | | i | | | | beaten off intends to study law, ank, da p ng works in a jewelry store after| 4 QUANTITY ; | J UANTITY OF WINE and School. Alma, 8, works about the| whisky was taken from the rooms ot a) N. Zucconi, 35, « cook. and Joe Bit Their cducations are not being | icy. 37, miner, at the Diamond hotel neglected,” “Mary hastens to -add.|rriday, when dry squad officers “The three youngsters are going to\ed the place. The tw school and in the evenings the other ’ in the city Jail and were out Satur. boys study. We have a family read-|4ny on $r20 po ee Out Satur day on $760 bail each You can't SHOPMEN WANTED FOR RAILROAD SERVICE AND AT WAGES AS Engine House Laborers. .38 cents per hour Machinists ........... Boilermakers ...... Blacksmiths Car inspectors ..... Helpers, all crafts... These men are wanted to take the place of men who are striking against the decision of the United States Railroad Labor Board, and their status, and FULL PROTECTION GUARANTEED, STEADY EMPLOYMENT, SENI OF ANY Apply W. H. OLIN Oregon-Washington Station Seattle, Wash, WILLIAM CARRUTHERS 106 South 10th St. Tacoma, Wash, inflicted severe | Sheet Metal and other workers in this line. .. .70 cents per hour Freight car repairers... .63 cents per hour responsibility for the bringing into Beattie of 60 tins of optum was de nied by Capt. John Agnew, master jot the steamship Talthybiue Cus toma searchers found the opium hid Iden on the veanel. Captain Agnew | han appealed from his fine of $9,000.) |f} title! if} Insist on a policy of | title insurance when you invest in business prop- erty. "Washing Tie | Insurance Company “Under State Supervision” | ip | ee | eto eereeeenea Facts About CANADA ‘Those interested in Canada's farm and industrial opportunities are cordially invited to come and se cure firet hand information at 902 Becond Ave., Geattle, Wash. |] Mr. W. F. Anderson will tell you |] the facts about Canada, and will not put obligation by hearing this talk. CANADIAN NATIONAL RAILWAYS You are welcome FOLLOWS: . 70 cents per hour .+ «+71 cents per hour - 70 cents per hour .63 cents per hour ....47 cents per hour ORITY RIGHTS, REGARDLESS STRIKE or W. L. MILLER 736 Central Building Seattle, Wash, J. W. FOSTER 609 Tacoma Building Tacoma, Wash, i Advocates Reforms for Banking Laws “Needed Reforms in Present Rank ing Lawes" ean bank of COLOTADO takes Gertrude y Allen, LONG SEARCH FOR | FATHER IS FUTILE || | Besant Lodge P | to Erect New Tensie McKinnon believed that wes wan the subject of an 94 |] Jamey MeKinnon, of Oak Harbor, || ¥4¥ and Roy at. hae been pi dress given before the King County || Wash, wan the father she had || by Besant lodge, American club Baturday noon by || not heard from for 26 years. @he || {cal soclety, and construction ™ unnel for the deporitors | traveled ail the way from Mich! || putiding » started seed, I the defunet Beandinavian Ameri ata Ad out. Sho aust Stuy oon, - younger than h | enlow-studlo type of building, arnincs Death || hearted, Miss McKinnon appealed || Besant lodge has a member; ue, 40, retired) | to the Seattle police to aid her in || 67- It in @ branch of the intey contemporary of Keene and)| per search al society, with headquarters at j yar, India 2 2 MEN WANTED The Northern Pacific Railway Company will employ men at rates prescribed by the United States Labor Board, as follows: Machinists ... . 70c Per Hour Blacksmiths .... « 0c Per Hour Sheet Metal Workers + 7c Per Hour Electricians ....... « 7c Per Hour Stationary Engineers - Various Rates Stationary Firemen . - Various Rates Boilermakers ...... . We to 70¥%,¢ Per Hour Passenger Car Men + 70¢ Per Hour Freight Car Men ... + 63¢ Per Hour Helpers, All Classes ............ 47¢ Per Hour Mechanics and helpers are allowed time and o~--half for time worked in excess of eight hours per day. Young men who desire to learn these trades will be employed and given an opportunity to do so. A strike now exists on the Northern Pacific Railway. 4 Apply to any roundhouse or shop or superintendent. NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILWAY AT SEATTLE WANTED For Shops and Roundhouse Stationary Firemen. . Passenger Car Men. . Freight Car Men...... Mechanics and helpers are allowed time and onehalf for time worked in excess of right hours per day. APPLY ROOM 3028 ARCADE BUILDING SEATTLE Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway NOTICE Applications will be received for sub-station oper- ators to handle electric sub-stations in electrically oper- ated territory Tacoma to Othello, Washington, and Avery, Idaho, to Harlowton, Montana, a total of 660 miles, to replace men now on strike against the decision of the United States Labor Board. _ Three operators employed in each sub-station, work- ing eight-hour shifts. Very attractive bungalow type of house with fuel, light and water furnished free by the railway company in addition ‘to liberal wages paid. Electricians or students with fair technical knowl- edge of electricity can quickly qualify under available instructors. Apply to any one of the undersigned: R. Beeuwkes, Electrical Engineer, O-W.-Milwaukee Station, Seattle F. C. Dow, Superintendent, Tacoma, Washington. J. P. Phelan, Superintendent, Deer Lodge, Mont. F. Urban, Asst. Electrical Engineer, Deer Lodge, Mont. 13917 SATURDAY, JULY 29, 1922, — | A alte for « lodge home at ‘Ass Beas , ay a ee er ce — foe — ee ett s2e>