The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 24, 1922, Page 2

Features Prices Reduced ease of operation— —the simplicity of the Red Star makes it very easy to operate. You do not stoop to light the burter, but light it at the top, like a gas range. OUR FREE RENTAL DEPARTMENT — —will be found of ut- most assistance in helping you locate the home you desire to rent. Very desir- able houses, flats or apartments are listed from every section of the city. Detailed in- formation can he se- cured by calling at Rental Department, where you will re- ceive courteous and efficient attention. If you have a home to rent telephone MAIN 7144. THE WORLD'S BEST KNOWN OIL STOVE MARK SECOND AVE, AT PINE ST. €c Rap Tar OIL STOVE DOWN PUTS A RED STAR IN YOUR HOME —this morning our doors opened on one of the opportunities that could be offered a woman—today {s the page ery Sens special 6-day sale and demonstration of the famous Red Star Oil Stove—the oil that has won all tests for efficiency and economy in cooking—the stove which has been en- the leading domestic science experts and by hundreds of thousands of users everywhere. 60 of the all-metal burner— —no wicks or asbestos rings. Saves expense of replacement. The all-metal burner, which weighs 814 pounds, burns gas which it makes from kerosene, gasoline or distillate. —this week you are in- —this week, to each purchaser of vited to come and try a Red Star Oil Stove we give FREE this 6-PIECE white the delicious baking enameled, gold lettered, heavy powder biscuits baked quality tin kitchen set, consisting of bread box, 15x11 in., by the factory's 10 in. high; cake box, 10x6%% in.; coffee, flour, tea and sugar cans, exactly as pictured. cooking: et =e Red Star Oil Stove. this fiber rocker— 12% —frosted brown fiber. Tapes- try upholstered. Comfy spring seat. Exactly as pic- tured. A very comfortable, poe roc! on Made- in-Washington. ial for the week, $12.65. FURNITURE Co. L. SCHOENFELD & SONS FOUNDED SEATTLE TACOMA L. SCHOENFELD & SONS - el THE SEATTLE STAR demonstration— cooking demonstration To Mayor C. E, Judd, of Sumner Dear Dostor; I'm with you in your battie against amusements, doctor, Under no ciroumstances «# id the younger generation be permitted to have any pleasure. The street dances where everybody, old and young, ean relax for an hour or two are a vicious invention of the dovil and lead to nothing but eternal perdition, Squelch ‘em, doctor, Let not joy be unconfined, CHIEF SEATTLE, | To the Officers and Men of the 30th Infantry Fellows: That was rather a novel affair for a whole regiment to take the Mount Rainier trip over the week-end. Whoever planned the affair had the right idea. CHIEY SEATTLE. To Capt. W. H. Searing Dear Capt.: I notice that you have been asslened to the slumbrous environs of Columbia City, ‘This ts quite « drop from being chieftain of the whe balliwick. But please remember that one Napoleon Bonaparte came back from Biba with a bang. Have & good sleep. CHIMY BATTLE. To Garage Owners Dear Koomies: Why is tt that there te no wuch animal an « night Mechanio In the city? The other evening I was stranded with a busted distributor and It required hours to seoure the serviess of @ mechanio. Beema to mo that there would be money operating a real, goshamighty night garage, with « trouble wagon, an‘ everything . CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Profession Dear Actors: The other day T read tn Variety, the theatrical maga ting, theme few words by Al Jolson; “Permit me « little modesty, and 1 will gay the wave of big capacity theaters started when Al Jolson commeneed to turn them away, That was long ago, and I am still turping them awny,” It fe too bad that Al doesn’t go right ahead and tell us how good he really is, With gestures, Buch simple sweetness is refreshing. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Picnickers Dear People: They say that a dose of polson ivy can be eliminated by liberal applications of gasoline. But what will eliminate the guso- Dine? CHIBY SEATTLE. has To Dan Landon Dear Dan: I see that you ooulin't resist the clarion of the fall campaign! Well, the folks that watched your work during 13 years At the state legislature know that nobody else can fill your shoes at Otympla. I feel that they are going to give you a whooping big vote of appreciation. Best wishes. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Members of The Star Staff Dear Boys: How do you enjoy your vacation—now that the boss ts away? CHIEF SEATTLE. To Kaiser Louie Dear Hart: I notice where you say you don’t know anything about the sotion of your bank officials In their liquidation of the Scandl- It Just scours to me that @ governor who ‘When I stop at your shop for my dally smokes, that I'm getting more than I paid for, That good To a Certain Neighbor Dear Pest: Some day I'm going to love my temper if you don't keep those chickens penneé—and you'll be shy a CHIEF SEATTLE, To Brides of a Month Ago Married Women: Well, how do you Bke matrimony by this time, anyhow? CHIEF SEATTLE. To George Reynolds, Motorcop Reckless One: What's happened to your prees agent lately, George? Haven't even your name in prist for lo! these many weeks, CHIEF 8EATTLE. To Prosecuting Attorney Malcolm Douglas Dear Major: So you're filing for reelection, eh? Well, you've got & pretty good record as ft in But if you really Want to make sure of your job, you'd better convict the murderer of Patrolman Legate. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Capt. Charles Tennant Yoo-hoo, Charite! Still trailing Clara Skarin? CHIEF SEATTLE, To the Winners of the Bathing Beauty Contest Dear Girls: Here's hoping for your mke that the weather doesn't get TOO cold this week, when you are scheduled to exhibit to advan. tage the latest in bathing sults at the merchants’ convention. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Rev. J. E. Crowther, Author of The Wayfarer Dear Brother: Welcome back to Seattle. Having you In the city when your pageant ts produced will make {t just that much more entertaining than last year, CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Federal Narcotic Agents Dear Stra: I seo where you shipped $200,000 worth of dopa, con- fiscated from peddiers, to San Francisco for testing and distribution to public health agencies. Congratulations on getting that much out of the way. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Seattle Married Men Worrte’ Genta: We've both been reading lots lately about birds who aren't contented until they have five or six wives, Gosh, aren't you glad you weren't born that way too? Sympathetically, CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Police Dry Squad Thirsty Gents: I wish you'd keep your door closed. Every time I have to go past your place, I get a snootful of aroma that makes me long for something I can’t have, It’s a terrible nuisance. CHIEF SEATTLE To Summer Vacationists Dear Unfortunates: Did you manage to find that ideal spot of which you dreamed, where mosquitoes were not, and “k ep out” signe unheard of, where the breezes blew gently and the sun wasn't hot?) Neither did 1. CHIBF SEATTLE. To the Apple Shippers Gentlemen: We're extending to you our greetings, when you ar rive here this week for your convention, Our city is yours, genta, make yourselves at home. CHIEF SEATTLE. To a Certain Fireman Dear Sir: Every other day I see you go tearing down Seventh ava, clinging to the rear steering wheel of the big ladder truck, your bald” spot shining in the sun, and your face lit up with a fearsome pleasure. Believe me, I envy you your job. You are Nving the life I used to long for when I was a kid, and the old thrill comes back every time I see you hanging on to the end of that flying truck, How about let- ting mo steer her just once down Seventh ave.’ CHIEF SEATTLE. To W. S. Dixon, Smith Cove, Ballard and Way Points Dear Bill: The Ballard Elks’ picnic at Wildwood Sunday was a huge succese—but I doubt if it would have been but for your good offices, A Ballard Diks' pienio without Bill Dixon would be ay insipid as a ham sandwich without any ham. CHIEF SEATTLE. Letters to Chief Seattle Dear Chief: Last Sunday at Eagle gorge I noticed several half-wits between the ages of 21 and 80 who, I think, need a little advice in + regard to @ small matter of public safety, namely: the shooting of firecrackers in dry timber. Some day come heap big fire. CAMPER, Chief Seattle; We've been wondering what our new hotel wit! be called, How about Bitteas, in other words, Seattle spelled backwards? , L. H MONDAY, JULY 24, 1922, ” Use Lifebuoy on your baby this summer and see how comfortable and happy he will be. Lifebuoy babies don't chafe and fret in hot weather. Lifebuoy,soothes and freshens little skins with its pure palm and cocoanut oils. Little bathers love Lifebuoy’s big bubbling lather LIFEBUOY HEALTH SOAP URDLING the obstactes of lite affordg keen enjoyment to those who have the enthusiasm of good health. And most of the regular drink. ere of milk have it, Kristoferson's Perfectly Pasteurized Milk ts unusually wholesome and nour- ishing. It is kept always at a very high standard of quality by means of modern sclentific methods in « sanitary plant one BEacn 0040 2) RELATES SAVING OF SUN YAT SEN Local Chinese Brings News of Peril in Orient How the heroism of a Chinese woman, wife of Sun Yat Sen, saved the lives of her husband and his party was told by Ng 8. Yuen, 29, manager} CONCRETE.—W. L. Cable, of the Chinese department of the/|cutter at Seventeen Mile camp Corn Exchange National bank of | Baker River Lumber Co,, killed by Chicago, upon his return from the | rolling log. civil war zone in China, recently, | — Yuen, who is now tn Seattle, was! in Canton when fighting broke out He was forced to watch his $10,000; home shot to pleces by Sun‘’s gun-/ boats during the bombardment. When Chinese soldiers invaded the | elty and laid stege to Sun's home, | apparently dooming the inmates to | death or capture, Sun's wife took | several suitcases and filled them! with cash, Then, with two guards, sho ventured into the street and scat tered the money right and left. The| soldiers stopped to scramble for the on Storm-tossed for 4% hours, floate ing subsequently with dead engines in an enveloping fog, and at night in small boats at Fort Wi! ‘am H. Seward, on the coast, were incidents in the honey. moon trip of Maj. Gen. Charies Morton, Ninth corps area commande er, and his bride, according to vices received here. iF Bee ak GIRLS! LEMONS BLEACH SKIN WHITE Squeeze the juice of two lemons into @ hottle containing three ounces of Orchard White, which any money and the president's party es- caped in disguise. 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