The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 14, 1922, Page 6

Newepaper Be- aed United Press Servicn if 44.60 for # wm decide what to name him. for suggestions. little green monkey: in last June; they were the Mist and 27th. These were enly ones in the month not as holidays by some im civilization. ‘We Americans are mostly con- te stick to Christmas, Thanks- Fourth of July, Labor and have all of the attendants on “the boat looking after you. I mean the life of an enlisted man.—Rep- " ¥esentative Woodruff, Mich, be- fore house committee. Fortune! There is no fortune! All ts trial or punishment or rec- ‘ompense or foresight !—Voltatre. © “Ez” always marks the where a public official falls. spot Wonder what a bachelor thinks Ghout a bigamist? . | A oman is as young as he thinks. © GIRLS! LEMONS BLEACH SKIN WHITE Squeeze the juice of two lemons into = bottle containing three Ounces of Orchard White, which any @rug store will supply for a few vents, shake well, and you have @uarter pint of harmless and de Hightful lemon bleach. Maxaage this sweetly fragrant lotion into the face, neck, arms and hands each day, then shortly note the beauty and whiteness of your skin Famous stage beauties use this lemon lotion to bleach and bring that soft, clear, rosy-white com kie, sunburn, we it doesn’t Plexion, also as a @nd tan bleach, be Srritate.—Advertisement EVERY HOUR IN THE HOUR | Seattle Bellingham VIA PACIFIC NORTHWE! TRACTION CO, 12 TRIPS BACH WAY DAILY Time: 4 Hours and 50 Minutes Depot Sixth and Olive Main 4678 By math, out of etty, Fe per mon! $9.06. In the etal Yes, he was quite a curiosity. out, gas prices! SRE eg oe RE RRR RE Ts = by The Star Publishing Os, Phone Mate 2 months, £1.46) # months, 62.76, rear, Ouiside of the state, Se month, ear Be carrier, otty, Be & month On the gray dawn of a blue Monday in the National Zoological garden in Washing- ton there was born a green monkey. He had a pink tail and dark brown eyebrows. Se much so that the National Zoo keepers couldn't A Washington newspaper came to their aid, asking readers With due respect to the administration we offer this suggestion. Let's call the funny Street cars still refuse to pull over to the curb to dodge reckless auto drivers. Maxim's new gun shoots five miles high. Look [Sn tRag tm eer ane Tomy ot ae Nn 2 aga A Discredited Bill With Senator MeOQumber re tired by the republican voters of his own state, and Representative Fordney beating the voters to it by declining to run again, the Pordney-McCumber tariff bill is in a bad way. From «a party organization standpoint it may be politically virtuous for a party to give its big campaign contributors what they bought and paid for, but it doesn't always get the votes back home. ‘The tariff bill now before con gress is & monstrosity. It's too tough even for partisan digestion. Better yank it out of congress and put it on ice. Its odor is be- coming Increasingly offensive. Patience is the ballast of the soul, that will keep it from rolling and tumbling “Auto and Airplane Collide.”—~ Headline, And (t happened in Los Angeles, where they are supposed to have good roads. A compromise ts when @ man agrees to let his wife have what ashe wants if she will St. Lewis has @ 33-year-old orandmother, We don't expect any of the women to believe this endachane: <-« ect They say the ahimmy originated in Russia. Get a country down and everybody Talking in your seep tan't 20 bad. That's the only time some fellows tell the truth. Ingenuity Unlimited In Sing Sing prison, a convict Gistilled much potato hoorh. He did « thriving business among fel- low prisoners. Discovered, te is locked up im solitary. But prison officials have been unable to find his still. If beotleggers sre cunning enough to make and sell tiquor inside prison walls, is It any won- der it is so hard to curb them outside? There seems to be no Himit to human ingenui ad Many a wife wonders if hubby ia at @ summer resort catching speckled beauties or freckied beau ties. We'would hate to be Babe Ruth and have people laugh at us be- cause we didn't keep on being famous. In @ New York hospital they take all the babies fingerprints Probably get them off the wall. | New styles in men’s shoes are s0 narrow you get corns on your feet looking at them in the window A friend who keeps yo while you are on a vacation is often an enemy when you return. Every knows what he would do if he had the money. man A Year Ago Today BY BERTON BRALEY A year ago today I had my troubles, A year ago today I had my woes, 1 was worrying about something 1 must do without, Or some other fittle thing, I suppose! “ 1 was fretting over something most important, Which 1 cannot for the life of me recali— Oh, that trouble that I had was unquestionably sad, Tho I somehow can't remember it at all, A year ago today I suffered greatly, A year go today my heart was sore, I was wounded, I was hurt—there was someone “did me dirt,” Tho 1 don't reeall who did it, any more; For it may have beerfan enemy or comrade Or a woman—I have totally forgot; 1 can't tell you who it was, I can't recollect the cause; Tt was all about—1 don't re member what! A year ago today my face was tragie, A year ago today my life was wreeked, But exactly how or why I can't tell you Hf I try, The 1 do my very best to recol- leet. So the troubles that at present are annoying Really needn't make my hair so very gray, For I'm pretty sure to find that they've wholly slipped my mind When today is just “a year age teday™” The word “liberty” used in the Declaration of Independence was not intended in the narrow sense of bodily confinement or restricted physical action but {t extends fer beyond to the Mberty of thought, of apecch, of consclence, as well as of action, In fact, it means self- determination for faculties with which God han endowed us. ,-Rep. resentative Hawes (D.), Mo If you don’t give the dog water these hot days he may get mad. This ts the hottest summer Beat- tle has had since last year ment used in radio tranamisasion for measuring the current in amperes by |means of a wire that expands in pro- |portion to the heat caused by Its re. jsistance to the current passing jthru it | HOT WIRE AMMETER...nstru A Petter rom . AIVRIDGE MANN. Dear Folks He called me up the other day, and eatd, “I hear the wife's away; well, mine ts, too—ain't that too bad? It makes a fellow feel so wad! I've got some guys who feel the xame—come up and have a poker game.” I know that gambling ten’t right, Sut etill a gent muat be polite; and #0, of course, I had to go—~benides, perhaps I'd win some dough; and heaverl knows I'l need some tin before vacation days begin 1 went, ard heaved a solemn sigh to see the sight that met my eve. 1 wond wet display?’ stuff that had a kick! And as I looked from quart deport’ to booue; there's nothing that nalistic work! The game began; I played sight; but when we'd finished cealed dismay, I wasn't kissed by Lady ha @ buck! ‘ext morning, “Hello! I played a trick that "What would The dining-room 10 o'¢lock or so, ‘s hard to beat 1 Volstead say if he should see thin was loaded thick with bottled to quart, I thought, “I've got to be Besides, A ought to look for news, no matter if it leads a guy should shirk in doing jour it tight, to corner all the coin in up the play, I found with uncon Luck, for all I won was my host called up and said I clean forgot the stuff to eat; the kitchen's full of dandy chow; it slipped my mind—I wonder how!" (Contest letters are still coming in—have you tried your hand? Five more days to go.) Givridge Nomn Wouldn't it be awful if we had no war to blame things on? [County-City Buliding. | | | | {RADIO PRIMER 5 ST. : THE SEHATTL THE SERMON OF THE STONES HEY sing no glorious songs, like woodland birds’ That pour out their hearts in morning melodies; They chant no mighty hymns of golden words, Nor echo windblown music like the trees. They kiae the rolling sea when high tides race, And when the waters turn and backward run They hold a still communion in the sun, Content to dream within this quiet place. MONG these unnumbered stones the sea has found A precious few, more worthy than the reat; The waters, to some strange command respond, And wash them clear; and as we search for them So, too, we wal Of clearer sou the beach of Life in quest ‘or Love's bright diadem, + eens igge etemmenn = The Theme of the Beach near Indian Point on Orcas Island pce | ) ; We don’t know if the Prince of Wales wants to go to Irela oes, ¢. The canning season is here. That’s a put-up job. Health hint: No exercise is as healthy as exercising discretion. maid until she gives up the porch swing to let her young sister have a chance. @J “What is the great end of man?” puzzles a writer, EARN A WORD EVERY DAY |! PERPRTUATE the ‘Today's It's Pronounced per-pet-u-at. first © as in fern, the md 6 short, | the u as in unite, and the a long. | Accent is on the sécond syllable. Ht meane—to cause to endure, or to bé continued, indefinitely mes from the Latin perpetu: | Perpetuare, meaning (o perpet It's used like this: Memorial day | exercises tend to perpetuate memor len of the nation’s heroes. FRIDAY, JU land or not, but he says he No girl is an old His feet. 5 © ; Se ne fed with more intensity than the commercial columns of ber journals in th conttact, after ali, had ge where elses But no notice “.s (Continued From Yesterday) CHAPTER XV. Time dragged after that the bid was on its way to Chicago, Once there was nothing to do but walt.| Nothing but blankness as It was a delay which lengthened the plans of the Mountain Plaing & ‘trom June until July, thence into) galt Lake railroad hin strength (7) he ts going out to Medaine he saw but celdom only to avoid her the late summer and early autumn, while the hills turned brown with meet the armed men, to mock at fear |i, eolorings of the aspens, while | ayoids him. Hous * work was and not be affrighted. Swallowing ysount Taluchen and its surround-/ now in the hills and at the camp, the ground with flerceness and Tag®.| ing mountains once more became! qoing @xactly what the Hiackburn he will never believe in the sound of | prim and forbidding with the early) mili was doing, storing up a rea the trumpet thunder of believing only in the his captains and thetr! sonable supply of timber and sawing at what might or might not be the fall of snow ‘The time for the opening of the shouting. Such is the “metastrophe | niay had passed, far in the distanwe,| consignment of ties for the fulfill of hope,” as the sign of Jonah rises iu: there had come no word. ment of the contract. But day after on the political horizon, What Babe! pa tigt long since taken into| day he ‘realized that he was oli but | Ruth ta in his office of “swatting the! us much of a partnership agreement | beaten. pill,” Mr. Ferguson ts in his pastime of “throwing the bull.’ W. Ki, SCOTT. an was possible, went day after day! His arm had healed now an4 re to the postoffice, only to return| turned to the strength that had ex. y-handed, while Houston watch-| isted before the fracture. Far great er in strength, in fact, for Houston had taken his place in the woods wide by side with the few lumber Editor ‘The lor merely Saat editor “In hand the to LETTERS 2 EDITOR Older Folks Want a Chance Also | Editor The Star home with the right and congenial I sympathize with young fotks| Partner, but how are we to find the, about wishing to get Acquainted, but gr Sek wigan how about us lonesome older ones? . for the 60 to T ‘° 80 many middieaged PF sincerely wish folks who want to marry and have a | and happiness l eter aid.” ! ot © in t a monthly meeting year-old people who for marriage, home MRS. ALP. WwW ern editor Why and West? Ask for Road to Rolling Beach (Copy) from the city limits the entire dix Tuy §, 1922. | tance would be only sbout a mile Hon. Thomas Dobson, and « quarter. * County Commissioner, District NB. | We would respectfully suggest }that you fave the road supervisor Honoree Sir: In behalf of our) go over the proposed route an he community we seck your support Injcould give you @ better idea ver bullding @ direct road to what was | belly formerly called. the Old Brick werd.} To tulld this read, however, would now known as Rolling Beach. ' ih & beneficial advertixing to the Thin ts an idea! site, having «| North End and, as president of this large area for baneball grounds, a|club, [ can asxure you that our com oping, sandy beach and fs fav) munity would never forget the aplen vantageously situated than is did “work dene by our North «Bod North Beach. It is located at 14th | commissioner, and thig raad in par ave. N. W. and W, 110th at |tieular would be # neverforgotion At the present time our only | landmark means of reaching: this site tr in a| You wilt nd doubt hear from the roundabout way, goite up Green-lother improvement clubs of the wood ave. to W. 125th at, then went| North End to the sume effect to bout 1th ave. N. W., and eggin| Trusting that you will give this south about 10 or 12 blocks thru| matter your favorable consideration what is known as Coombes Plagt.jand that we may hear from you Altogether, the trip is close to three | soon. I beg to remain miles, whereas, if we could get a di | Respectfully yours, rect road built, starting either thro JAMES F, DUPEN, Preaident itth ave, N. W N. W. | Whittier Heights Improvement Clab Chatty Stuff About an Execution Editor The Star we say, that Kathie and Kirby, after or 14th ave. 1 read in a dispatch from Salem, |enjoying a hearty breakfast, went Ore. to. the Ordquaiall that Mr, ana [ently tevthe gallons “sie & " ; Modish garments Mrs. Kirby, of Wapato, Wash./ rhe priest, ina short, snappy talk congratulated the young men on having the aanistance of expert hantemen in hurrying them on to @ [better and happier world, - The con demned men thanked the hangmen and others in a few well-chosen words, one of them remarking: “I cause you feel sorry for murderers | must take thin oppe y to thank an because you fear contemplation | you for what you are about to a of hangings has a brutalizing effect | for me, because, when you have done upon the public mind. it, I shall be apeechiens.” ‘The Oregonian points the way. The) A ripple of laughter swept over “opatied™ for an hour with their son, Evie, in” the penitentiary chapel a short time before the young man went to the gallows You have inveighed from time to time a capital punishment, not, if 1 understand much be you, # reporter who describes a mother’s /the audience at this witty remark last words with her son about to die| ‘The traps were then sprung, and a could write a cheerfuly/after 11 minutes and 13 seconds t fan chatty story about an execution We who read your newspapers do not need the exact truth concerning ‘events In lethal chambers Your ob. jection to capital punishment would prison p Kirby an isfactorily dead spectators gave three hearty cheers and dispersed be removed if you would tell us, let! WoL. Ferguson’s “$20,000 Saved” | Whereupon MAKEPEACE 000,” earth Editor The Star like a balloon rising from the I was much interested In the plo tures accompanying County Auditor D. E. Ferguson's $20,000 encomium of economics, a® published in the only to grow aller and aw smatier a and disappes od forever. But the time of battle is near at until it onaspeck I Home Brew column of The,Star in/band, and so Mr. Ferguson must Saturday's innue, The flery breath | needs clothe his neck with thunder issuing n the nostrils was #0 very | nd, even as the warhorse of Job, the glory of his nostrils becomes terrible Pawing in the valley and rejolcing tn natural, as showing the energy, the earnestness, the triumphant emotion | which Mr. Ferguson always displays“ when hig nature fa in the deadly em brace of that tauring fiction which seems to be his heritage by right of | birth | “Twenty thousand dollars saved” | in two short years, and the bull gain- | ing speed all the wa And then! look at the triumphant pose of the | creature, with head down and tail erect, determined to do his best with | that Samsonian weapon which the| Lord God giveth him to slay the po- | ltiea! Philistines withal! | It is harder to write about the! strength of thesbull than his shape and his speed in swifsmoving outline | of battle; for here is seen the deter: | mination to do or die, even if he be compelled to break the speed limit But of the strength—we are told that In the beginning the Crentor breathed His own breath into man that he might become, in His image, the liv | ing soul of Truth. But it seeme that he lost his heritage by taking counelt DR 4. R. BINTON the snake, since that | Free inati time Truth has been peeping at us Examination and passing gut of sight. even an tho BEST $52.60 GLASSES poet's rose, “orn to blush unseen on Earth | and waste its sweetness on the desert air.” | We are one of the few optical letores in the Northwest that reall, Without doubt, Mr. Ferguson ts somewhat anake-bitten. If hin “$20,-| Grind lenses from start to finish ae we are the only one tn | 000" were beheld tn the light of “sur. gical truth,” ff the meaning of hia words were 4 tracted and refined away, if the magtclan of Truth were to exorcise them and command them to stand forth in their natural shape, we behold them as n re BINYON OPTICAL co. jections, and Nw “$20, | ae VANS AVE | and ever SHATTLE—ON FIRST ave, | Examination free, by graduate op- tometrist. Glas not p ribed unless absolutely necessary. j sholuld ghostly inte Shall Our States Secede? Star “We are either a union of states & federation.” in is of Wall xtreet ow netting aside both national constitutions, West Virginia has coceded from the as South Caroline A Middle West editor fThe people of each state reserve jth right to defy and violate beth |their state and national laws Ilinots Herrin slaughter.” ific Coast editor “There's no question as need of government troops in bama to prevent lawlessness by the people under, excitement railroad #trike situation.” SS roads and mines Union as clearly secorsion of states? lawiensness in North, South the necensity the national government to prepare | ernment contro! of the production of to ghoot up its own citizens? , are the people of the third state of the nation Why SUN-MAID SEEDLESS RAISINS Down! over government to A South indifferent uch horrors as those at Herrie? | on tie payroll. In there any other answer than | he4 ght of way that it’. because trangportation and | . 0rd stumpeme, left to the merey of private gteed? The fault is deeper rooted thai any labor-capital war. Bolcapital and labor are acting naturally, Or rail-| vision beyohd profits, earner always « ugly when hia pay is inadequate anG he eannot move ahead a bit The) For a ti ac been try timber. But fcentury, or more, we've wake-shitt legifiation, mediation commissions, jalor boards, other boards, big “and ttle, the there's still no end to strikes, jock. | ditions until every state ts a will unto Ala | outs, ridts, bloodshed and preserva |!t#elf, until every organization of tion of order by federa! guna. “Still, | *9¥ considerable strength can cru the the public goes right on freezing, | city the public, until government hungering, gouged and abused, and | paying the bitte, So that same publle will eontinue to suffer and pay until it learns its Jenson and rines to inaugurate gov Why East tor Why its vital necessities. Call sath a policy paternpiiem, to communiam, botsheviem or anythin: a tent | i Work Brains— Not Digestion I —in Little Red Package ERE’S an ideal hot-weather luncheon! Two packages luscious Little Sun-Maid Raisins—one cool glass of milk. Big men don’t need more. 290 calories of energizing nutri- ment in the little raisins. Pure fruit sugar, practically predigested so it acts almost immediately, yet doesn’t tax digestion and thus heat the blood. _ There’s fatigue-resisting food- iron also in this lunch. Vital men eat like this and resist the weather. Don’t work their digestion because they want to work their drains. Try it for a few days and you’ll feel better. ttle Sun-Maids Between-Meal Raisins 5c Everywhere else you don't like, but we will adopt — and) ‘t or drift along under present con- | by bayonets is our only recourse. For infants, children or adulte. %$¢ at all drug stores, or sent, Joyner Drug Co, Spokane. tisemen: | jacks whom he could afford to carry There, at leant, he Hg had sold only vital public needs, have. been | Eiscubarn holt haa tive rigke a | take out as much timber as tt care@= | to, am long as it was paid for at the (inaye nificant rate of one Gollar and — ganised dollars have wb soul aeb”no | "2 eerie thoumnd fest. | and the mén in his employ could not J | keep him out of his own woods, or |prevent him from cutting his own they could prevent 4 (Turn to Page 13, Column 1) ¢ that the » ’ RFP.