The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 29, 1922, Page 2

is Time-worn, but t. b. m, May Like "Em meteor ete Show of 19: extravagant in revue pia and 26 scenes, featuring 8 and Eugeno Howard, opened evening at tho Metropoil- r for a week's run, It ed | girland-music show, with a chorus, some elaborate cos an extraordinary emount of gad some excellent danc- as everyone Knows, ners at this sort of thing, always be relied on for and variety of song, im and patter, Willie is, own Hebraic way, a genius, he stops short of nothing to Taugh, be never fails to re- oo ef authentic comedy, sense of buriosque is de- Especially good in this . are his impersonations Bacon, star of “Lightain,” Warfield, and Al Jolson. Dest dancing in the show is by Cortea and Peggy, who their Spanish “ts customary with Winter! fevues, recent Broadway ‘re parodied. “Mecca,” ” “The Bad Man,” “Little York,” and other popular furnish the motives for @eal of amusing burlesque. show ts ¢s- weriae ze itr “anit chat ‘Com- eee es sued toll each other. — Advertisement Caroline Boles Good Wealth and Long Life on Your Kidneys, That's Insurance Companies Always on Urinalysis. rton, Oregon. —"T take Pleasure jp stating what Dr. Anuri¢ Tablets have done 7 me in a very severe case of A and kidney trouble. For years I was distressed about ery thirty minutes. 1 doctored @octored but no relief. My last bill was $175.00, and I was I went back to my old and my folks wanted me to Dr. Pierce’s Anuric Tablets a #0 I did and I also took the A Medical Discovery’ with to work on my liver. 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Helier, 225 McCartney ton, Pa., writes: “Foley Ca- Tablets need not be adver. ‘There isn’t anything that can them.” Recommended for in- fon, constipation, bloating, sour , BAH ON stomach, bad breath “ellers From Level a wee CHIEE SEATTLE To Walter Hampden My Pear Sir: The p » 1 dwell mpon the memory of the plays you Preseniod here three weeks ago the keener grows my appresiation of your F#eat acting and of the marvelously beautiful plage ploture your company produced 1 hope that you return to Seattle every season of your career, If you do Lam confident (hat full houses, instead of the select gatherings that marked your 1822 appearance, will be the rule, For the word of what most people misted is getting: about ~ Mr. Ha may I offer one suggestion? Why not add to your repertoire “Cyrano de Bergerac V failed to avail my Mansfield in the part ap ong gccasion and neyer have ce it, -I have a feeling that yeu could do Cyrano wone rfully well and that the public would enthusiastically welcome a revival of the play. Your sincere admirer, CHIBY SEATTLE, To Tacoma Sweet Sister: You're showing the atate some interesting and stimu lating leadership these days. Your putting over of that $1,000,000 campaign waa great! Now I me that you are going to install the weekly paas system on your street cars. That also will be a progressive step, if worked out fairly, We Seattioites are watching your activity with Interest, CHIEF SEATTLE. To Restaurant Owners Gentlemen: Many a meal ts spolted by an ecektental glance Into your kitchens, Cooks in caroloss attire do not help digestion of their preparations, CHIRF BEATTLE, To Department Store Patrons Friends: Did you ever try shopping early In the morning? Clerka are neither busy nor Ured, and {t is much easier to find what is wanted, You lessen the crowd to be waited upon at closing time, Think about it. CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Pied Piper of Hamelin Dear Old Fellow: Australia should page you and your magtio pipe. I see that distracted farmers in the vicinity of Sydney are making every effort to wipe out a plague of mice, which ts destroying crops and wells all over the county, One farmer kille 9,600 in one day. ‘That's even beating your record a bit. CHIEF SHATTLE. To Jesse James, Deceased Dear Outlaw; It must have made you turn over In your grave and thrill more than @ Uttle when you heard of the thrilling chase which ‘went on tn your old hiding place and “stamping ground.” In the hills back of the Osage reservoir, whero you lived, three bandits fled for their lives with $20,500 which they stole from a Springfield, Ohio, bank moeasenger. And they were hunted by eirplaner and pomsemen and sheriffs. What does your ghost think? CHIBF SEATTLE. To Senator Hi Johnson, California Dear Hi: Quite often you get off on the wrong foot. Your latest move, however, in seeking an amendment to the federal constitution which will give congress power to regulate or prohibit the employment of children under 18 is deserving of praise. I hope it goes thru. CHIEY SEATTLE. To Homer Gin Brew Ol4 Sport: Wil you continue to rags the clty councl! after the new members are installed? How can yout CHIEY SEATTLE To the American Men! I hope your “poppy day” was & success In Seattle. By the looks of them on coat lapels, Seattle did remember and was generous, CHIBF SEATTLE. To Federal Judge Rudkin Your Honor: Understand you are going to be with us, here tn Seattle, for a month, judge. So far, how do you like Seattle? You remind me a great deal of exJudge Landis—epeed and dispatch, and you know your stuff, too, CHIZY SEATTLE. To Lake Washington Canoe S Lovey Doves: Please pull out near the center of lake or at least far enough ao that I can't hear the smack and baby talk. You come #0 close to a few of us on the shore that it disturbo our own entertain ment. CHIE SEATTLE To Seattle Merchants Fellow Cita: Always happy to walk around seeing sights on your strects. Night time very pleasant. Lots of bright lights, But some with letters in them don't make sense, my young son tells me, Letter here and there missing In eciectric light signe. Looks mighty bad to me, merchants, Why net repair the lights and make them look much better and brighter? Please our visitors this summer. CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Metropolitan Building Co. Gentiemen: I'm not positive that I'm addressing the right party; so if I'm not please pass this on to the one to whom credit is due. I want to thank you for the bright flower boxes that adorn the tom porary structure erected at Fifth ave. and Union st. They transform ah otherwise hideous building operation intd a thing of real beauty—and 1 certainly hope What other builders will adopt the idea, CHIEF SEATTLE, es a) To Mrs. Henry Landes Dear Madam: I see that the plans for the “ollkwomen's club” have Progressed to tuch a stage that you're ready to effect a permanent organization. Congratulations! CHIEF SEATTLE To Louis B, Schwellenbach Dear Loule: That was quite & speech you made at the democratic state convention down at Olympia last week. CHIEF SEATTLE, To Dr. E. J. Brown Dear Doc: Last Tuesday you announced you'd only make one more speech for two years. And the week Wasn't over before you'd made two. Tut, tut! CHIEF SEATTLE. To Seattle Teachers Tireless Workers I see they're getting Why don’t they raise it first? To Chief W. H. Searing Dear Chief: Not so many slot marhines Uttle advice had some effect. Thanks! To Capt. Roald Amundsen Intrepid Sir; You are embarking soon upon a long and dangerous voyage into the Frozen North. The best of luck CHIEF SEATTLE, ready to cut your pay. CHIEF BBATTLE running this week, My CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Superintendent of Schools Dear Prexy: The papers announce that girl high echool graduates ‘won't be permitted to wear skirts more than 10 inches high this year, Ten inches high—which way? CHIBY SEATTLE. To City Employes Dear Sybarites: Now you know how the boys on The Star felt that day the bandits got the payroll. CHIBY SEATTLE To the Conductors on the Ray St. Line Dear Cons: There are two of you, we believe, who have charge of the little dinky on the shortest line in the city. A tew days ago some body wa# #tanding on the curb at one of the “ends” of your two-block line, He was ‘vaiting for another car. The day was wet, One of you looked out of your car and said, I'll not be going for a few minutes. Come on tn out of the rain.” So the one whe waited boarded your car and waited where it was dry. The other of you i# said to have a reputation of “waiting” for people. You see & woman speeding down the steps or across the street, aiming for the ear. You wait just a moment, but just long enough for her to make the gate. Chief Seattle calls you obliging cons. CHIEF SEATTLE, A LETTER TO CHIEF SEATTLE My Dear Chief: The Seattle Chamber of Commerce fostered the flower display movement to aid the City Beautiful and inspire a spirit of hospitality to the tourists and visitors whioh the business community has invited to this “Surmmer Playground of America” thru a $65,000 advertising campaign in the national magazines, ‘Therefore your wideawake suggestion to Seattle floriste and green. houses that they facilitate the purchase and planting of flower boxes meets with our hearty approval. We wish every florist in town would make connections with a mill workshop and submit flower box designs and prices to all their customers, It would be good business. The house owner would refill hia boxes year after year, The Star reader who wants a three-foot window box would thix year other bowel irregularities.—Ad- it. Stop Asthma Instantly! ASTHMADOL Bronchitis, Hay Wever, $1.00 rug stores, or direct, p. p., by Drug Co,, Spokane.—Adver- Plant four red geraniums, two marguerites, either White or yellow, two calceolarias, four trailing lobeliag and four ivy planta, . Next year he might want some wire hanging bawkete in which he could plant red and pink nasturtiums, marguerites, double and wingle, pink, white and yellow calceolarias, fuchwias in a dark red and helio. trope, and for the small trailers to hang over the edge he would want weet aly#eum in white, and biue lobelia and ivy vines, Thank you, Chief Seattle, for your umely participation in the Vlower City program. Very truly yours, SHATTLE CHAMBER OF COMMTIR a, By HOWARD A, HANBON, Chairman Flower Display rr s BY MILTAN BRONNER Huropegn Manager for Seripps Ne Servine BERIAN, Muy 20--One day the caplain of a Bwedieh passenger yeu wel plying between Hweden and G many sald to a German parsene "Whe is that poor seasick fellow? He looks ts if he might die before he landed in Sweden,” SHIP OWNER POOR SHAMAN “He ma be very i,” sald the Passenger, “but he won't die of it. What's more, he will probably buy a hunk of Sweden pe # he lands and has hed @ reviving cup of black potfee, And, by the way, he in a ship owner hinswelf,” “Ile may be @ ship owner,” said the captain, “but he looks lke a landsman and he ia certainly a bad feaman.” The hero of thie little aneodote ts Germany's greatest business man. Hugo Stinnes, The Swede was abso lutely accurate, Stinnes is a lands man and @ bad sailor, but the thiret for ships is in his blood and he te Tapidly coming to the fore a» a new force in Germany's once more ex panding and reviving mercantile murine TRANSPORTATION ADDS TO WEALTH Long ago he was one of the chief owners of German river craft, In fact, the Stinnes family haa been as) sociated with thia businens for about two centuries. And, however wide. spread have become the interests of Hugo Btintes, he has never forgot ten the family fortunes were start ed by transporting things on Ger- man rivers, if you sit on a fine May morn. jeg on the terrace of a Dresden hotel and glance at the Bibe river below, your attention will soon be attracted to a big sturdy tug pulling THE SEATTLE STAR of barges, some name Up stream @ long tine each heavily laden with coal where you will gee the magic “Btinnes.” Or go aver to Coblens where @ few of quer dayghbe a til) keep. ing wateh on the Whi and the Mowelle rivers and onee more you Will soe sleumep, tugs and barges bearing the Suiangs name. This, 4 epite of the fact that under the peace treaty a large number of German river craft were surren dered tg France and Belgium, OCKAN SHIPPING Is ADDED TO List But important and money-making 04 thene river lines are for Stinn he long ago began to turn bis at Hon (0 the greater possibilities of ocean traffic, During the first half of the war he bought a large block of stock In the German Kast African and the Woermann lines, Later he Jobtained a big interest in the | Deutsche Werft, a concern of Ham- burg which builds ships, Another which féll into his allembracing net was the Hamburg Verkehr's cor poration, which is not only interest jed in shipping but owns hotela in Hamburg, Berlin and Frankfurt on the Main, Furthermore it is inter. ented in German séaxide resorts like i Travemunde and has vessels that carry excursioniats there. At Flen# |burg Stinnes has @ company whore | ewift «mall whips ply the Baltic, Within the past two years he formed the Hugo Stinnes lines and thiy How concern Wag the caliye of lone of the deepest humiliations of | bis busingse career. StUipnes own: a considersble block of stock In the once = arpat §=©Hamburg-American Steamship company abd way made & director, The concern, beginning to recuperate from the paralysis caused by the war and the tons of iis biggest and best ships, was prepar- ing to resumé active steamship sery-' popular and political paychology, be bullt at Kiel Hugo Stinnes S | | eeks ice between Hamburg and south America. The lniter has always been a fayority field for German ex ploitation and German business firma have many friendy there STIN ny TY Hine the surprine of the man aging direclory. therefore, when one fine ning a9 they sipped their coffee and peruged the Hamburg pa pers, thelr eyes were claimed by a flaring advertisement in which the Hugo Stinnes lines announced the inauguration ¢ regular service be tween Hamburg and Byeno For a fellow director to steal a march on them ike that wasn’t con sidered “Clubby.” There was an im mediate conclave and Btinnes, the billiqnsize in German flung out on his eur. N: literally and physically name ceased to ad Aires But rm the board of directors of the Hapag, as the great bie *hipping company is known all ever Germany. “Stinnes’ retort was two. fold—he advertived and pushed his South American lines more than ever and immediately took some of Nis ready cash and invested it in the North German Lioyd, the great Bremen rival of Hamburg. It wan in connection with his ship. ping Interest that Stinnes got some! of the publicity he so much shy and hates. There was bullt for him three new 12.000-ton whips. Btinnes decided to name them Ludendorff, Hinden- burg and Tirpitz, As representa: tives of Germany were then con- ferring with the allies, the latter took this action of Stinpes as a sign that Germany wi ief, militarigt apd yorepeptant. Ip side Germany many of the socialist Teaders went after Stinnes with sharp etick. The whole furore immenpely. 4 008 surprived him totel minreader of things before. natural way. Just remember” this—A poor skin is merely a skin, that is partly or wholly inert, asleep. 5 You may temporarily smooth or soften such a skin—but you cannot really improve it until you awaken it to life and health. Don’t you see why so many complexion soaps and face creams are disappointing? They omit that one vital thing. No other soap ever did these Try this simple, common-sense, Wake up your skin! Wake up your skin! Do you know* what that means? Until you do, you cannot make your skin beautiful. It gently awakens the inert cells, It brings back a healthy circulation, ) / Its pure palm and cocoanut oils smooth and soften the awakened skin, etl kaleer- | 4 MONDAY, MAY 29, 1 Russia chosen th his ships thinking of the lbore them a# pérsong whom Ger many once idolized and imagining the people still de so, When be realized hin ereor, it was too late But that is abayt the only mistake that can be charged up to Stinnes in the shipping gama. One of his greatest strokes has been to plan two fleets of whips. (ne |wiet of 12,000-tonners and the other is to con of 3,000-tonners. Hig experte hav ndvined him that 12,000-ton ships ar not only mugh cheaper than the titanic vessels, ape not gly run jnore cconomigally, but ton for ton will perhaps earn more maney and give better sevice than the huge floating hotels. |HAS KyE ON RUSSIA | ‘The Btinnes 3,000-ton ships are be jing built for a specific purpore. | Stinnes, like every wideawake Ger. |man business man, has his eyes on |} Russia, forme day and not very long off he expects that immense country to be opened once more to the com merce of the world. With the almost total breakdown and ruin of the Russian railways, the main means of transport of goods to and from Mus sia for some years will be by see. Btinnes has an entite department of his executive branch here in Berlin devoted to the study of Russia. They are experts on FT he Only recently the director of this departnrent returned from a personal visit and reported to bie chief that elght years of war, blockade and ne glect baye put Rubsiap barbors into a tergible state. The big freight |ships that America and Kpgland bate will probably pot be able to ‘otlate those harbors. But where } | | they fall, the Stipnes %.000-topners | died, at the age of 72. o 922. ian Trade for} Already Stinnes' ships are busy at work feeding other branches of thy Htinnes busing They bring troy fram Sweden and timber from Finland, Thus they fetch raw ma terial for Stinnes’ wast furnaces and pulp and celiuiove millx, And they carry back to Sweden and Finland, from stinnes* mills, some of the manufactured ma torialg thowe countries wo badly nemd. An they ply back and forth, thes vessels also pass another interesting These are mere Stinnes 0%, net of Stinnes’ ships. houng flag and they are engaged in the very Important job of helping to ® feed Germany. They are the Stinnes herring fleets. (Copyright, 1922, by Beattle Start Stinnes’ contro! of many German newspapers and his successful com binations even in this field are told by Bronner in his next article, Non-Stop F light to San Francisco, Plan Hopping off from the Fort Lawton ~ aviation field at 3:36 p. m. Bunday, two army planes left Beattle to ab tempt @ nonstop fight to San Frag. eine. The planes were piloted by Lieut, Ned Schramm and Lelut. H. G Mintor, who have been flying cross country in the interests of the citi- zens’ military training camps. Dies from Grief cH Death of Aged ite Andrew J. Hartley, 87. of Kent, Saturday pight pf a broken pi Two days previously his wife had Physicians will glide in lke ducks on a mifljsay grief caused the death of the pend. So will the Stinnes tankers|old tan. Lifebuoy awakens the sleeping ‘beauty that is in your skin. It cleans and freshens the pores. You feel the ‘delightful glow of health and life every time you wash or bathe with it. The couple had been married just 20 years. ks, but they carry the Stianes