The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 22, 1922, Page 2

MEMO AMERICAN HOMPS NUNBAT }JUNE BRIDES: YOUR JIS HERE WAITING FOR YOU! —for over 58 years JUNE BRIDES have found this splendidly reunpsn equipped store the home of economical and efficient home- furnishing service. —through all these years it has continued ‘to extend helpful, liberal financial assistance, making a.better and greater Se- attle, and thousands and thousands of BETTER HOMES. these remarkable credit terms are for YOU! eon pur. ob Lette ae rs "lO a4 ICHIEF PEATTLE To the Traffic Cops Sunday I kept count of the darn fools driving automobiles and T bee leave to report that they averuge about one in 97 ‘There was one nut who was always in a hurry down hi and who would whip his light car around mountain curves at 25 miles an hour; but he always tried to make it in high going up hill, so he thumped and bumped and morted at three miles an hour, and by ping in the middle of the road managed to delay two dosen machines for @ mile or two, There were a few wild boys, with girls astride of thelr motoreyclen, who dashed here and there, in and out, to and fro, grazing tenders, snapping acrows the boulevard at acute angles and generally taking & mens of traffic, There was the bright eltizen who dreamily gazed Boundward while rounding @ curve, and who was picked up 40 feet down the embank- ment with @ broken rib and much bewilderment as to how it hap- pened There was the dear old retired farmer In his first car, who traveled at 10 miles an hour in the middie of the road, and who never knew his own mind at the street cromsings. There were a few who tore « at 60 miles an hour with a big red thumb tightly ¢lamped to the siren. A few lads in speedsters with two or four flappers flapping around their necks, who drove at top mpeed with one hand and who used all the road there was A few road hogs were seen, who took a foot more than was their share; a few lads who raced past you and then who slowed up until you started to pass, and then stepped on ‘er; but in all not above 1 per cent of the autolsts were other than careful, polite, helpful, decent drivers. If we could polmon the 1 per cent we would need neither laws nor copa. CHIEF SKRATTLE. \To Seattle Florists and Greenhouses j Gentlemen: 1 found last week by footsore experience that ft ts next | to impossible to buy in Seattle flower boxes for windows and porch | raile, | Most of you are ready to fill each boxes, but not to build them, too. You expect your customers to hunt the town over for lumber and carpenters, get the boxes constructed and haul them to your places for filling. Poor nervice! How long would tailors do businew If they forced customers to buy | their cloth, buttons and thread ¢leewhere and bring these materials | to them for the cutting and stitehing? | Why not show a lite enterprine? To Landlords Old Boye: Just go right ahead with your war-time rents. I see the people are building their own homes at a mort encouraging rate in Beattie. one of these days you fellows who have been trying to hog tt all will be begging for tenants. CHIEF SEATTLE. h School Seniors In a few weeks some of you will start on the When you do, remember this: the FACTORY DEMONSTRATION the NEW SWEEPER-VAC —this week you are invited to come and see the factory expert demon- strate the NEW ELECTRIC SWEEPER-VAC. If you are not thor- oughly familiar with this wonderful Electric Vacuum Cleaner, come in and learn the secret of its remarkable success. The factory expert will show you how efficiently it will clean carpets, rugs, upholster- ing, draperies, tapestry, automobile interiors, mattresses and numer- ous other articles. BRING ONLY —during this 6-day FACTORY DEMONSTRATION of the ELECTRIC SWEEPER-VAC, as a special inducement to those who have always desired to own a SWEEPER-VAC and have not felt financially able to own one, we offer these remarkable terms: $1— DOWN an balance pay- able in small weekly or monthly amounts. This offer will positively be withdrawn Saturday. CHIEF SEATTLE. | | | | iToH | Deer Young Fotke hard road of working for a living. easiont road may appear to be the hardest, @tart out on the turk which you like Pick your job with care, Work without a nati« faction of accomp of achievement, ia mere drudgery. Don’t be drudges CHIEF SEATTLE. |To A. Conan Doyle | Dear Conan: When you have completed your wireless to the spirit | world I wonder if you will let me know the wave length so I can tune ent, in. I tmagine you'll arrange daily lectures for mortals on politics by Parnu CHIEF SEATTLE. Baron Munchausen and P, T \To Jack Dempsey two cleaners in one— Dear Jack Two men have killed themectves because of Peery the SWEEPER-VAC cleans _ by Joyce. Four millionaires have married her and watched her play havoc powerful suction alone, or by suction Her string of broken hearts is as long as your plus the sweeping action of the cor- string of ring victorica. . you rush bp and side ax she mourns the tly "4 Dri # lows of her suicide lover. t begins to dawn on me why you are a ng gorge ae champion, There certainly can be no question of your courage. é av operates ms €X- { CHIEF SEATTLE. clusive SWEEPER-VAC feature. ee makes housecleaning easy— Fe Some Dear People: Thir ts the year fo wage a war to the death on the ‘ ; erpill ‘he ome reason or other, has a weaker —Iinstead of dusting and sweeping, contieatten Oe Pi poe eg eantly eradicated. It you are troubled which merely transfers the dust from with the Insect, get in touch with the state horticultural department, one spot to another, you suction 417 county<ity building. It will help you solve your problem, clean, and all the dust and dirt is taken into the dirt bag. CHIEF SEATTLE See Toe re oat \ # b> te rubber tires on wheels— —in marked contrast to the breakable composition casters and wheels to he found on some Vacuum sweepers ar¢ the large, rubber-tired wheels with which the SWEEPER-VAC is equipped. non-spill dust bag— —the one-way dust bag, conveniently located on the right side of handle out of the way of the operator's dress, avoids spilling of dirt back on floor to be taken up again. with their millions To Bathing Girls Dear Flappers: A neat and inexpensive ewitmming ectt can be made by adding a fow yurde of old xilk cloth to your last year’s ball gown. CHIEF SEATTLE. MAIN FLOOR —spring comfy cushions, spring edge seats, spring cushion backs |To the City Council | Dear Solons: So you are going to vote on the Dexter ave. extension project today ridden lately thru the narrow West | lwke ave. canyon and obs ‘ congestion around | Fourth ave. and Pine et. “i of another arterial | highway thru the Denny regrade distriet should be plain to you. 1 hope you have CHIEF SEATTLI.. | tate Association t ‘< a campaign n real extate To the Seattle Real Es Dear Friends: from the * a 40-mill limit I wish you the b of luck, Real prope ong been the font of the taxlevying bodies. At the present time owners of real | estate almost pay for the privilege of ow ‘operty, while the | personal property tax is comparatively emall CHIEF SEATTLE. | To Boat Rockers | Dear Fools: Why don't you reform now—at the beginning of the ] Then you will be neither sorry nor dead Inter on CHIEF SEATTLE. to secure taxation at you are laune seavon? PS. I know you won't take this advicn CHAIR or ROCKER DAVENPORT To Al G, Barnes —full webbing construction throughout, springs angle tied. Each | Dear Al: You may not have the bigrert circus in the world—pnt T spring tied eight times. Hardwood frames. Soft pillow spring believe you have the biggest heart. 1 was y last Thursday when arms. Loose comfy spring-filled seat cushions. All pieces have as at a your pra org ; B pes Re aarti outside backs covered in same material. Your choice of eight patterns very fine quality tapestry or velou~ the Wilkes Theater Players Dear Thespians: I'm you're giving up your venture \To here. T've watched you with interest and pleasure and I'm really grieved that you haven't found Seattle more appreciative than it ia Maybe, sume time, you can come back—and get the response that you deserve. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Lieut. Norman C. Caum- Dear Loot: 1 see you're trying to get young men to go to Uncle Sam's free training campe this summer, N power to you! Nobody could J one of these camps without getting physical hope that plenty of Seattle boys take advantage of CHIEF § n the Fort Lawton District last week so The time wae during your busy e w in. The tnd To the Valentine Grocery, Dear People Within: One 4 store and asked to e the ph h ir—just befor noon, when nebody blew into your os you up—cleanses the teeth—sweet- ens the breath. 25 of tnese bedroom suites: unparalleled in value— —daintiness expresses the style of this very attractive bedroom suite. Exactly as pic- tured in either ivory or gray enamel. Very distinctive and exclusive in style. Size of dresser mirror 24x30 in. Size of bed 4 ft. 4 in. or 3 ft. 3 in. Very special priced for the week, 3 pieces complete. —dressing table to match, $32.50. STANDARD FURNITURE Co. L. SCHOENFELD & SONS FOUNDED 1864 Une Beeman's after every meal—good for digestion. 9 Beeman Ss Pepsin Chewing Gum SEATTLE SECOND AVE. AT PINE 8T, TACOMA L. SCHOENFELD & SONS |To MONDAY, MAY 22, 1922 vidual couldn't ret hin p he took a long time, The call was impor tant. He finally got it, while you waited—for your orders, You said, "Go ahead—it’s all right.” Nicely obliging on your part, 14 nay Just to let you know CHILY SHATTLIL the Straw Hat Merchants Ahat Fooled you that time, Cleaned my tnat year’s straw hat at home. CHIEY SEATTLE Benevolent Randittl To Jack Dempsey 7 Dear Shipyard Warrior, When you elected to tattle for your coun. try tn the shipyerds instead of In France a few years ago I thought that, despite your profession, you didn’t eare much about fighting. But I must have been wrong. I see you're going to get married again. CHIEY S6HATTLE, To Chief of Police William H. Searing Dear Chief; You put the ban on dice games at cigur stands—and permit slot machines. I suppose you go on the amumption that, as the public haw at least @ 25 to 75 chance, throwing dice is gambling, while slot machines aren't—pecause the public has no chance at ail, CHLEY SEATTLE. To the Iceman Maligned Sir: I was highty pleased the other @ny to notice that, unsolicited, you reduced the price of « strip of lon tickets, CHIL¥ SEATTLE, To Walter McCredie Brother Chieftain: Your tribe certainty ts hitting the ban on the nowt, Keep it up! CHIEF SEATTLE, To Seattle Veterans ray Dear Boys: Just a line te with you tuck in your enterprise te raixe $25,000 for the joint convention of the Veterans of Foreign Ware and the 9ist Division association in Seattle this summer, CHIEFY SEATTLE A LETTER TO CHIEF SEATTLE Dear Chief; I notice that the filmy wooden railing thru which the two women crashed on the University bridge has been replaced by similar material. This means that no care is being taken to prevent cars from crashing thru the railing in the fature. Can't you induce some responsible official to see to it that heavy steel or wooden railings are placed along the bridge, especially on the side where the car broke thru? life may be saved in the future. It seers to me that if this done properly somebody's C. HL, $20 19th ave. Deserted Japanese | Wife Asks Divorce Recause he has gone back to Japan and she dors not know whether he in- tends to return, Mra, Kikuno Uyeada Yamasaki has filed suit for divorce in| superior court against Toyokich Yomanaki. j The Yamasakia were married tn Japan in 1912, and come to the Unit! ed States in 1920, LOS ANGELES.—Train strikes auto, killing Kobert Olsson, wife and) FRENDS ME AMMZED TH SEE | RUSSELL BACK Whole System Had Given Way and _ Rheumatism Made It Impossible to Work—Now Feels Like a New Man. “My friends are all amazed when they see me looking so well and learn that I am back on the job axain, for a short time ago it looked like my working days were over,” said K. C. Russell, 3712 N. 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