The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 24, 1922, Page 2

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SCHOENFELD & SONS SEATTLE STAR vetlers from \CHIEF PEATTLE Why don't you come out and rat the nice potson CHILEY SEATTLE. To the Earwigs You Little wots | that's being spread for you? To Sheriff Starwich | Dear Matt: I want to compliment you on your graceful bearing at | arty that the Press club gave you last week, If you are as | graceful a host as you are a gusat, I'@ like to enjoy the hospitality of | the county Jath CHIEF SSATTLE. | To the Seattle Ball Club Dear Unfortunates:; Unless you enter Into a winning streak pretty soop I'm going to enter « formal protest against the use of the name Indians, CHIEY SEATTLE, To Superintendent of Ra lways ‘Henderson Dave: It's getting pretty nearly warm enough to put heaters CHIEF SKRATTL To Lake Washington Dear L. Wi I eincerely hope that It waan't just because the oppose ing oarsmen were Native Bons that you “got rough” Friday and Set- urday, Maybe, tho, you figwered that quaking motions would make ‘em feel at home, CHIEF SRATTLE. To Dr. E. J. Brown My Ducky Friend; You're making professional appolntsnents for and after Wednesday of next week, aren't you? CHIEF SBATTLE. To Gov. Louie Folwell Hart Dear Kink: I see you're planning to run again. No fool like a—oh, | dear, no, Loule, I'm not totimating that you're growing old, CHIEF BEATTLE. ' To Judge Landis Dear Kenesaw Mountain: Here's a cas thon: Seattle cigar dealers are selling five-cent cigars keep « record of the candidates who buy them—and then bet oge ‘em. Hew about thie? CHIEF BEATTLU | To the University and Montlake District Residents Fellow voters; I was pained to note that the vote in your sections tn lest Tuesday's primary wee the lightest tn the city. Uniess you do better at the coming a@rnerel election the Mor ke Btadium bridge project ts Mkely to be defeated again. CHIEF 8EATTLE. | | To a Religious Bigot Dear Moron: Laat week I wrote @ little letter criticising people whe iry to defeat « political candidate solely on the grounds of bis religion. I said that it wae cowardly, stupid, unAmePican, You wrote « reply —a Venomous, pelty, fanatics! piece of drool. Keligion eeema meen to your kind not a power for uplifting the heart and mind of man, but an outlet for blind hatred and senseless bigotry. Unfortunately you and your brother-morons will continue to foul the earth untti fnorance and hatred ts educated out of you, Yours, CHIEF SEATTLE. Ie Outdoor Enthusiasts Dear Friends: Can you see spring peeping over the hille? Can you hear it in caw-caw.caw of the crown on these early mornin: smell it in the fresh. clean smell of growing things If the look of Hood cana! o1 arm summer's day. again lo memory the roar of the Miw Une rainbow trout splash In the black pools? Now ts the time to prepare for your outing fn the mountains or on the bay or alongside of shady rivers. Yours for the Out-of Doors. CHIEF BEATTLE. | To Dan Landon | Dear Dan: Now and then T hear crittctem of you because you do | not elways weer « vest or put on different sult every day of the week. Of course thie le bunk. We want our mayor to be something more than @ tatlor’s dummy, We want « MAN! Besides, {t seems to | me, you have good precedent In not wearing spate or the latest Oxford | mixtures—-Abe Lincoln was some man, but he waan't what anyone could call @ snappy dreasert CHIEF SEATTLE. | To Seattle Friends: Your stuff te getting worse end worse You are « disgrace to your profession. I wonder what an honest safecracker thinks of | youl CHIEF SEATTLE. |To the Election Gamblers Dear Sire: I understand that ~ou met your Waterloo at the recent tisction. Backing Colegrove for the counct] and Meler for mayor must @ cost you many thousands, However, it proved that, other things being equal. your comprehensive straw vote certainly dors show which way the wind biows, It will probably point the right way four times out of five. Cheer up! CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Interurban Management | Men Since you bought up the bue line between thie city end Tacoma, service hax become exceedingly punk. Are you going to tet the stages go hang eo that folks will have to ride the Turban } trains? I hope not. Lote of people prefer the stages to the train, and | they have « right to mes wervice they want, CHIEF SEATTLE. | | | | | To Wallace Reid Dear Wallie: Press dispatches have tt that you are going to drive car No. 18 in the Indianapolis race classic, May 80. Are you really going to drive, Wallie, or is this stuff just publicity “bunk”? CHIEF 6EATTLE To Sir Arthur Conan D Doyle Dear Art: So you've brought the epirite to the Tnited States, have | you? But what kind, I ask you; what kind? CHIEF SEATTLE. | | To William J. Bryan Dear Publicist: You're one of the few spotlight artists of the old achool who still gets the halo of publicity to circle about your bald crown, The latest te the Sunday schoo! association scrap over your antimonkey stand on human ancestry. How do you think up all these things, Bill? Bome candidates for office would like to know CHIEF SEATTLE. | To Ralph W. West, Sacramento Dear Saleaman: If, as government ogenta charge, you have sold $500,000 worth of land situated on the bottom of the ocean, you have tMusteated P. T. Barnum’s remark, “There's a sucker born every min- ute.” A supersalesman of your caliber ought to be here campaigning for Doo Brown. CHIEF SEATTLE. |To Seattle People Friends: You, too, have that lazy feeling, haven't you? air, The springtime makes life seem much brig! tho. Oh, by the , have you started the epring “cleanup” drive Neither have I, but I banicud Intend to, soon, HIEF SEATTLE. 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