The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 3, 1922, Page 2

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An at- $ 90 tractive rocker that matches pesdhtesih settee. Regular price $14.75. Special for the week, $7.90. —on purchase of furniture amounting to $150— $200— $300— $500— first payment weekly payment $15— $2.50 $20— $30— TRAD MARK Founded ound TACOMA L. SCHOENFELD & SONS SEATTLE 1 Vat Ta Pog fo eeraare BVI AR WAER CHIEF PEATTLE 1 To the Various Candidates Blessed Optiminta; Do you think you prove your fitness for office by bextrewing the clean streets of the city with your silly ublio rand bills? CHIEY SHATTLE. |To P. S. Brown Dear P. &. (len't ft fanny to be opening a letter with a P an , 1 received the package of Carnation Mush that you 8! Had some for breakfast, The aquaw found it was Hope Albers Bros. and you put over your national m: ing program successfully, When Seattle gets to shipping goods of many kinds to the far corners of the earth then our Northwest products movement will have flowered to perfeo tion, CHIM¥ SEATTLE. | To Wireless Amateurs Dear Boys and Girls: Keep it ap. Some of you may be the Marconis or the Teslas or the De Forrest of the future, CHIN SEATTLE. |To Bucketshop Investors Dear People; Bucketshop dice seldom show me, Usually they are loaded. “neven” at the right CHIEF SEATTLB. To Everyone Dear Fellow Citizens: Spring ia here. But continue to cover your @neere and cough, It payn CHIEF SEATTLE To Senator Hi Johnson Dear Hi You used to be called « fireeater, What's happened? Have you lost your pep? CHIEF SEATTLE. | xs poe: | To After-Dinner Speakers | Dear Orators; Why not make ‘em short—like thin? CHIEF SEATTLE. To Admiral Eberle | Dear Admiral: Recently the newspapers sald that you banished | “Prunes,” the battleship California's bear mancot, bechuse he “mussed up” your quarters. Don't you think the nsallor boys on your boat miew that bear a lot? I think so CHIEF SEATTLE. To A. S. M. Hutchinson Deor Birr 1 like your book, “If Winter Comes.” but what I would | Uke to read right now js “When Winter Will Go.” | CHIEF SEATTLE. To University of Cincinnati Men Students Dear Fellows: I note that one of the things that you enamerate as WARNING! Say “Bayer” when you buy Aspirin. Unless you see the name “Bayer” on tablets, you are not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians over 22 years and proved safe by millions for Headache Colds Rheumatism Toothache Neuralgia Neuritis Earache Lumbago Pain, Pain Accept only “Bayer’ package which contains proper directions, Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tableta—Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists. Aspirin ts the trade mark of Bayer Manutacture of Mosoaceticacidester of Salicylicaci@ TOBEHELD Pxaminations for positions in the! “ 7 nce not necessary). clannified service of the city, accord. |7°4r*: experience m ye ing to the Seattle civil service com-| April 25—For poleman, $4.75 per mission, will be held in rooms 601-419 day (experience not necessary), and Aretic building on the following |\for photographer, $135 per month. days: April 15—For Nentenant, fire de | partment, with entrance salary not|Quakes Destroy 100 exceeding $1656 per month, and for . . . Serbian Buildings captain, fire department, $186 BELGRADE, April 3.—More than |department, $215 per month, and for marine stoker, $135 per month. April 22—for apprentice gardener, $49 per month (applicant 16 to 19 per | | @ quality that an ideal wife should pomens in “A sense of humor.” It | Reems like women would have to have a sense of humor to marry some | fellows 1 know CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Youngsters Kide: heague baseball teamas are tn training, so I suppose that the rear lot baseball season iq open. Just a warning, When you're out knocking flies or playing scrub, look out for the neighbors’ window panes. It might save your dad some money. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Dr. D. V. Bush, Psychologist | Dear Sir I liked a remark you made last week In a mpeech st Denver Tt was thie “Wrong thinking i# more responsible for wrong doing than wrong dress.” CHIEF SEATTLE. | | Sian To the Galbraith Dock Cigar Store Gentlemen: 1 take off my hat to honest men, The other week T was running for a boat and I purchased « magazine in a hurry, After I boarded the craft I found that you had given me an old issue The | next ume store I had forgotten the incident. But you | mut of reminded me of it and presented me with a new copy free of charge, And you sald you had been looking | for me all week, This is the apirit! CHIEF SEATTLE | To Walter F. Meier, Corporation Candidate Dear Walt: You have refused to reetgn as corporation counsel, altho | & candidate for the office of mayor, Now you are called upon to pase | ' 1 I visited your our way on the legal status of another candidate—Dean Stephen I. Miller, who has withdrawn from the race and wants his filing fee returned. Don't you feel yourself to be in « peculiar position? At any moment you might be called to pass upon the eligibility of one of your rivals—or CHIEF SEATTLE. yourself, What then would be your course? To the Bakers of Seattle Genial Bandit: Going up again, T eee, on account of “big Increases in Nour, sugar, lard, etc Ones again, | envy Homer G. Brew. How { would Uke to have a nice bull like his to use in this column! month, April 18—For transitman, $160 per) month, and for junior gardener, $115|/109 houses have been destroyed per month. in Siberia during the last two days, April 20—For battalion chief, fire | due to continued earth shocks. girl rather than a “gal.” ‘The play should prove popular with| Learn to dance at The Hippo local stock audiences, and will be|@rome, Fifth and University, and shown every night this week, with | you can dance anywhere. Prof. Wil- matinees Wednesday and Saturday. | ‘iam A, Jackson, of New York city, seria arate -jteaches all of the latest steps in Shoes last ronger, repaired at Lib-| stage and ballroom dancing. Tele- erty, 1522 First ave.--Advertisement | phone Elijott 3187.—Advertisement. Five new Aprii Victor Records | CHIEF SEATTLE. 'To L. S. May, President Northwest Association of Sheriffs and Police | | Deer Luke: In your warning tast week to the banks of the state | T notice that you explain in detail Just how to rob a bank. Considering the present unemployment @ituation—how considerate. CHIEF SEATTLE. |'To Tom Swale, Campaign Manager for Walter F. } : | Meier Dear Tom: Why did you forget to mention the fact that the Union League club indorsed the candidacy of your w. k. patron BEFORE fillnags were closed? CHIEF SEATTLE, |To Cecil Fitzgerald, City Councilman Dear Fitz: “Home, Sweet Home” is the sweetest tune in the world, ain't it, Fits? CHIEF SEATTLE. \To Mrs. Henry Landes Dear Madam: ‘I note that you have all the strong women’s organiza- | tions, the Bolo club and The Star indorsing your candidacy for the city council. I suspect you are going to be elected. My congratula tions! CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Book Readers of Seattle _ & to the recent library report, the circulation of ifbrary attic increased 15 per cent in 1921 over the preceding year tulations, book readers, A book is a man’s best friend, it is More books—more friends. Resides, using books shower a desire for further knowledge, always commendable. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Jack Hall and Hal Armstrong Dear Star Carfare Debaters: Atta boy! CHIEF SEATTLE. Miss Louise Lovely Dear Movie Star: Chief Seattle welcomes you to his city. Also he thanks you for your interview with Marshal Joffre on behalf of The | Star. The old chief liked it because of its dealings with TWO famous | French favorites | May your visit to Seattle be happy JOHN FOX PLAY AT THE WILKES |“Little Shepherd of King- | dom Come” Scores Big By Glenn Hughes Who is there in America who, | during hia first or second childhood, j} has not wept and rejoiced over the | adventures of Chad and Melissy, the mountain children in the story of “The LAttle Shepherd of Kingdom Come"? John Fox, Jr. was one time a household hero for having written the novel of that name. And when the Seattle Co-operative Stock com pany opened Sunday with this same story in drama form, the audience at the Wilkes theater found their old fiction favorites impersonated in the flesh with considerable skill. Mary Ann Robins appeared as Melisay, the barefoot girl, James Blaine played opposite her as Chad, Howard Russell was cast as Squire Middicton, Arthur Belasco as Joel ‘Turner, Erman Seavey as Nathan | Cherry, Clifford Dunstan as Daws CHIEF SEATTLE. Walter, an able playwright, who suc. ceeded in condensing the long narra tive to four dramatic acts, and in playing up the melodramatic aspects of the piece in conformity with the traditional standards of the Amer. 8 been remarked that we have never been given a decent play with the civil war as a background. That remark is probably true if we look at the fundamental issues of the period, On the other hand, most audiences are interested only In the external conditions of any period, and “The Little Shepherd of King. dom Come.” like its fellow pieces, ts content with using only the drum playing in the street, the breaking up of family ties, the reconciliation of the blue and te gray when the war is over, It is a play of broad char. acterization and simple dialogue. ECCENTRIC COMEDY BY HOWARD RUSSELL A fow details of this production are worthy of mention. Howard Rus. sell contributes eccentric comedy, as he always does when he is given the chance. 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If you do not know the latest steps, Prof, Wil Mam A, Jackson, late of New York city, head of the corps of instrue- tors at The Hippodrome, Fifth and University, will teach you all of the} latest steps.—Advertisement, DENSED INTO R DRAMATIC ACTS The dramatization of this senti- mental classic was made by Wugene Have you reserved your Safe Deposit Bow in our new building?