The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 27, 1922, Page 2

“Member American Homes Bureau” wellers from sn a '* ) on purchase of furniture first weekly amounting te payment payment SISO" SIS. S200 $200-- $20— $3— On purchase Of furniture first weekly emounting fo payment payment $50— $5— $1— $75— $7.50 $1.50 To the Earwig Family Dear Doge You have taken @ great Iking to Seattle atnee your grandpa and grandma came in ag stowaways, Seattle tv jut wild about you, too—so wild that it will put out the nicest Navorea meal you ever tasted, pretty soon. Be eure and eat it. You'll be tickled to lant September. CHIEF SEATTLE To Old Spring Fever Dear Friend: We see you're back. There tx much yawning, stretch tng of arma, talk of golf and fondling of fishing tackle, Bverybody's Prone to loaf on the Job, and I'm not feeling any too energetic mywelf. CIULF BATTLE. apvancE| 1000 rockers, chairs suowine | greatly underpriced! new novelty bags the most comprehensive show —a special purchase; savings you'll be thankful for ing, in the whole Northwest, now: QUALITY you'll be thankful for later. of new imported French and father we uae =") _ bought at a very strong price concession, direct from the makers, the Michigan Chair Company of Grand Rapids, Michigan—these we are offering for this 6-day sale at cor- responding reduction, meaning to you worth-while savings on rockers and chairs for any room in the house. 1000 in this lot. Also included are a few dining room chairs at sim- ilar attractive savings. ,To City Councilman Tindall % Dear Phil: I've always liked you from the time that your herole ] | conduct in France first brought you prominently into the public eye. } And now 1 approve of you even more heartily than ever, because of | your action in taking the lead before the veterans’ organizations of the ity in condemning Consul Baito’s recent propaganda speech before the Rotary club, CHIEF SEATTLE. “sate see iaay a Dear Dave: Thanks for your kind action In giving more cars along the 19th ave. ling As ® result, the residents are abandoning their Petitions to have waiting rooms built, with aceammodations for seeping while awaiting « car, Of course, some folks DO amy that the little care are eo durned thick that ite hard to get acrom the tracks now—but It is betterment, and tha’s what we're all after for thin old world, CHUS¥ SEATTLE. To MacDougall-Southwick Co. Wise Men: ur adverisements are always read by women, I em . rure. But you failed to intrigue me, a man, until you mared me with s that ad on the last page of Saturday's Star, I am now interested in your store, Go on; tell us more about It CHIBY BERATTLIC add this bag to To the Rotary Club’s President, Past President and this rocker: 11 Directors your account— . Poor Souls: As Joltus Cansar once mid to the gent who was hang- | tng himself, “Well, toodle loo” CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Murderer of Patrolman Legate flick Sir: It te quite along beaded thing to do, before murdering « | policeman, to join the force and fo weave a web of intricue that, | when the deed is done, one’s brother officers dare not arrest one. Ie | ® por CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Chamber of Commerce Tourist Bureau | Dear T. Bs Advertise for auto tourlsts to come to Seattle, then charge them 60 cents a day to camp in the park? Ketchum and stingum? is that Seattle Spirit? CHIEF SEATTLE. | ps To The Seattle Star Bieteemed Contemporary: Some weeks ago I wrote a letter, which you were kind enough to publish, calling attention to the unsightly | appearance of electric signs tn which some of the bulbs are worn out. ‘The other night, when pasting your office, I noticed that fourteen bulbs were out on one side of your electric sign and «ix on the other. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Gen. Gregorieff Semenof: f, Ataman of Siberia | Dear Buteh: Didn't that guy Sherman my a mouthful? To the Barfties | Dear Boys: Getting abort ttme—no, walt a minete T was going to way it wae about time for the Dock beer sign, but I'd forgotten | about Memra, Volstead and Lyle. CHIE¥Y SEATTLE To Street Car Conductors Gentlemen; I notice sometimes a haughty, hesitating, retnctant manner when you are asked to hand over @ transfer. I have won dered why this in CHIEF SEATTLE | To Evangelist Jim Jeffries Dear Jeff: “It'} nobody's business.” you sexy, “if T want to swear, amoke ad® drink, so long as my beart ts right.” This on your first appearance as an evangelist. What you aay may or may not be true, but too much emoke and drink, and your heart’ll pump too fast. CHIEF SEATTLE. —eatin striped im black or Blue with 1-10 of I¢karat gold clips. Attractive col- 50 ors. Newest cord and $6 tassel handle ...... me —_—_—_ regular price $13.50 —exactly as pictured to right, this substantially built rocker, like all other items of this sale, is an exceptional value. Seat uphol- stered with tapestry or in blue or brown genuine leather. Fumed Oak, Mahogany or Wal- nut finish. Regular price $13.50. SPECIAL FOR THIS SALE $8.75. RATTLE. freme of tnverted metal with tmside swing pure. Crimp lght- = 91095 } To Restaurateurs 1 Dear Sire A Taconta fosfice ruled tact week that emelling of better | was wufficient cnume for a store proprietor to eject a man from his shop. | It seems to me the same should hOld in the case of persons who paw thru the bread dish feeling for a soft ro! CHIEF SEATTLE. | To the City Light Department Men: That sounds like @ sensible idew--connecting the Nght 4s partments of Seattle and Tacoma #o that in case of emergency one can supply the other. Corporations combine to obtain the best rerults } at times, Why not cities? GUIEF SEATTLE. | pS Ne ane Sa To the Bootleggers Dear Sire: What won't you be charged with next? A man has now been arrested who claims you charge so much for your boore that he had to forge checks on merchants to get money to pay for it. We won- der, tho, have any of your number complained to the police that you | ever received bad checks in payment for boosa. | pee To Mr. and Mrs. Citizen Dear F = Have you registered? If not, do you realize that tn- cluding today only two more days remain in which to register? There are at least 10,000 persons here who should register in thie time. Bet- —a new creation In dress bags. Satin. striped moire. Has sev. @ral convenient compartments, dressing table chair bh d k "Mod —mahogany or walnut e@ room rc er 1) § Baleenes finish. Exactly as _pic- . Ss tured. Regular price 1" walnut or mahogany finish. Cane 85 $10.50. SFE § 45 seat. Exactly as pictured. Regular 6 CIAL FOR 6* price $10.50. SPECIAL FOR THIS — THIS SALE.. SALE RADIO concerts are sty ie gor Radio Deere sees “* | ter burry! CHIEY SEATTLE. tion can be secured in refer. ence to installation of a To Floyd Glotzback, Husband of Mme. Margaret Radio Set in your home Matzenauer fold on VERY reasonable } Dear CastOff: It ts doubtless hard to struggle alone tn a ervel ABC _ s2 credit terme. wor n you have been supported in the lap of luxury by an in- down os weekly | dulgent, emotional wife. The $150 a month allowance ts probably also | A man should make his own way, they say for your convenience our —a full size, six-sheet capacity electric washer of the on ree BETTER KIND. “Armco” steel gray enameled cabi- net. Fully $50—- to $60— less than you would expect to purchase a washer of this kind for: To George King, Everett Jail | Dear Bank Rot You confess you robbed the Oak Harbor State bank in order to be on the same financial footing aa your Portland fiancee. You got the money, but Were cs » oO founda for happiness. cut from every OAD yc: *‘Potash-Perlmutter’ you have « phone MAID __ Is Given at Wilkes American characters, Abe Potash | threeact dramatizatio: and M isa Perlmutter, form the|day Evening Post stor basis of the play which began ita) the author himself, Montague Gl UNCLE SAM’S COOK BOOK Flourewtves of Seattle: The Stars Washthgton bureau has been at work for you. From the tested recipes of the United States gov. ernment laboratories at Washington our information burean has begun the preparation of a compilation called “Unele Sam's Cook Book.” Part I. of thin work ts now goady for you, It covers recipes for soups—all kinds of soups, It ty free for the asking. It will be followed by other parts as seam aq they can be compiled, on meats, malads, and so on. These ft be advertised from time to Ume tn The Star. If you want Part L of the Cook Rook—SOUPS—fiN out the coupon below and mall to our Washington bureau. ~~~ electric range way with the Estate Electric Range $y Miss Eugenia Galvin Electric Domestic Science Expert ~—on Wednesday this week Miss Eugenia Galvin will roast and serve a fifteen pound sugar cured ham, using the Estate Electric Range. The cost of roast- ing this ham will be approximately 4 cents at the prevailing rate of cur- rent in Seattle. The ham will be put in the oven without parboiling or soak- ing, absolutely dry, without previous cooking. Demonstrations and lectures will continue daily this week from 2 to 4 p, m. STANDARD FURNITURE Co. L. SCHOENFELD & SONS SEATTLE Founded TACOMA SECOND AVE. AT P 1864 SCHOENFELD & SONS Washington Burean, Seattle Star, 1322 New York Ave, Washington, D. C. send me Part I. of UNCLE SAMS COOK BOOK— SOUPS. Inclosed are two cents in stanps for postage TROMR, oc cd coeses cans cotcccecestess cn cece cecttacecs ccevesens, ly after NEW YORK.—Mrs. Wivé , take mare wife of Reuben De arent BABY ONICKS | To bulla yourself up qub Alwaya on hand, choice R. 1. Feds, | Flu or any wasting iline Street and No. .....----- +--+ 2+ eee neenneeee cee arred Rocks actor, leaps to death from fourth a HEAMOTONE floor Wotel window, after qunerel The great tonic and blood builder, | With motherindaw while an oun 1.00 and $2.90 hotties at all drug| identified man iw instantly killed in McLOUGHIL S, 1103 Wiret Ave. Kl-| stores, or dire, p. p. by Joyner|/eap from 11th floor of Drulitye r | Mott 6156.—Advertisemant. Drug Co, Spolane,—Advertisement. | building CHIFF SEATTLE, $100— $10— $2— $300— $30— $4.50 death. coe i CHIGY SEATTLE. | $125— $1250 $2.25 $500— $50— $7.50 "mer renee, Tee venery setae abowt corm moweh fer | | MONDAY, MARCH 27, 1922. TOPSY-TURVY BILL AT MOORE “Pluggers” Occupy Real Headline Positions By Robert B. Bermann ¢ Usual order of things re verned this week at the Moore the ater, But for the well known char ity of Heattle audiences, the no-called ould have flivvered ¥ an the tail-end of On the other hand some of tm unfeatured n bern were clever & ch to have been boomed in the electric sign. Al Eepe and Charles Dutton o¢ cupy the not altogether enviable po- sition of starring the bill. Adver tined an “Variety Itself.” they more than livaup to the claim with a divernified welection of eccentric hu mor and even more eccentric acro- | bation fecond honors also go to an nero. | batic act—the Rinaldo Brothers who, dinguised es « pair of lead pipes, give a co ned exhibition of | wtrength and f that ie far tet ter than the average. there the class ends, Willam Seabury & Co, presenting » pre tentions dance review, fail to display | a ingle new idea, and the other headliners, Laura Pierpont and her company, In « skit called “The Guid- en more diemal. ‘The can be Waid for Miss is that it is not a ber lines. quite as uttert Sandy Shaw has 00d an act as he did the last he was in Seat tie. Hut the theater-.coing public is Ifke the mall boy who, after eating the place where it didn't taste good | any more; the quality of the wurar | was unchanged, but bis appetite bad been surfeited. Tuta Gould depends more upon a Gieplay of lingerie than upon her voloe—tnt tt Is only fair to my that | jshe won plenty of upplaus: Sunday Norris’ Sprimetsse Follies, « typien] dog and pony act, concinde the bill, along with the usual screen and orchestral features. Tt has to do with the epleode of Irma Potash’s love for Boris Andrieff, the jbankruptey, Boris’ fnnocence is eventually proved, fast in time to save the name of the firm. CHARACTERIZATION | tzation of the two principal figures. young Russian Jew who is held for trial because of his suppened com | piicity In some bomb-throwing in Pe- trograd, Abe and Mawuiss go the young man's ball, and consequently balance, for @ time, on the verge of | OVERWEIGHS PLOT The Interest of the play Ties not 90 | mach tn the plot as in the character. | Their business quarrels, their ensen- tlal human kindness and generosity, their commercial astutenem—all give rime to situations and dialog which | are extremely entertaining. _ The outstanding member of the company, eo far ae this production ts concerned, is Arthuw# Relasco. As/ the tender-hearted, blundering Aba he gives an excellent portrait of an authentic Yiddish type. Without making the character offensive, he #tit] endows it with sufficient car featured breadth of treatment to ex-| tract ite entire comle content, His @iniect is consistent, and hie panto mime unusually good. 4AMES BLAINE LESS SUCCESSFUL James Blaine is not so successful | in bis attempt to recreate the young: | er Mawrusa, He continually, strains | hie voice in an effort to achieve char.) acter, and his style is cramped by an| inherent disabiity to play this kind of a part. Vaughan Morgan as Marks Pastn- sky is a dynamo of energy and sales maniike enthusiasm, Howard, Rus sell is a smooth and deliberate Meee er. Mary Ann Robbins and Mary ‘Thorne carry feminine rolés without unnecessary effort. Robert Day makes his first appearance with the company in a minor role. Many oth- er character’ are played acceptably | by established members of the com- pany ‘There will be the weual performance | each night this week, with matinees Wednesday and Saturday. 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