The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 6, 1922, Page 2

THE »EAGE 2 SALE! HOOSIER KITCHEN CABINETS —the Standard Furniture Company takes not only pleasure but pride in announcing their appointment as Seattle representa- tive for the Hoosier Manufacturing Company, makers of the world-renowned HOOSIER Kitchen Cabinet, and in celebration of this occasion we place on sale for the week the entire line of HOOSIER cabinets, offering remarkable terms and a FREE dinner set to each purchaser. DOWN PUTS THIS HOOSIER IN YOUR HOME THE WORLD'S BEST KITCHEN CABINET THE NEW HOOSIER BEAUTY the biggest value we have ever offered —America’s latest and greatest labor-saving con venience for women—backed by a quarter- century of leadership in building work-reduc- ing equipment for the kitchen. —as HOOSIERS of the past excelled all other cabinets, so the NEW HOOSIER BEAUTY excels even former HOOSIER models. —offered this week, on remarkable credit terms and to each purchaser of a HOOSIER BEAUTY we give absolutely FREE a 42-piece dinner set. —if you are planning to build or re- model a kitchen—let us show you how the HOOSIER will save you money in your construction work, and at the same time give you the best of arranged kitchens. Our HOOSIER kitchen plan book show- ing 50 model kitchens we will gladly loan to you. This week's HOOSIER demonstration will surely interest you. Md F-R-E-E! —this week we give to every purchaser of a HOOSIER BEAUTY Kitchen Cabinet a beautiful 42-piece blue - bordered American semi-poreelain dinnerware set, exactly as pictured. these remarkable credit terms are for you: our $50— $5— $1— $15— $2.50 $75— $7.50 $1.50 | $20— $3— $100— $10— $2— | 2 = $4.59 Credit Is Good TRADE MARK $125— $12.50 $2.25 | STANDARD FURNITURE Co. L. SCHOENFELD & SONS SEATTLE Founded TACOMA Second Ave. at Pine St. 1864 L. Schoenfeld & Sons SEATTLE CHIEF PEATTLE ‘To Danny Capps we: Ugh, Danny boy, you queer mixture—little mute boy whe © jump on with both feet. You never talk—white man say. Mebbe not. With fidelity of Indian and keen, sympathetic nature of Runsian, Chief bettin’ Danny Capps rine some day to those who befriend bim. Chief for you, Danny, He believe you get good home. CHibv #£ATTLE j | To Mr, Homer Brew, Page 1 Dear Boy; Congratulations! There t# no finttery Mke imitation And I note that each one of the three other Seattle papers has started & “colyum” modeled after yours and piaced in the mme location on the first page in at least one of ite editions. CHIR SRATTLG To the Slogan Contestants. Dear Multitude: The poor worried stognn editor asks me to urge you to please have patience, The judges are hard at work reading the myriad of bright thoughts on the subject of Northwest Products which you submitted, and in due time they'll decide, and The Star will announte, who is to get that $50 in cash prizes. CHIEY SEATTLE. To Bob McAllister, New York Policeman Dear Bob: The wires carried a wtory that you ran 100 yards in $45 seconds and 160 yards tn 1445 seconds while wearing rubbersoled tennis shoes, .If the w jon were right you show vreak all records this summer when someone supplies you with a pair of spiked shoe. Charley Paddock has set some hard marks to shoot at, but hould lower them. cHirr TL. 'To Senator Poindexter | Chief hear you have secretary tm town mendin’ fences. Chief been noticin’ a lot of your politik fences in bad repair. Fact is, Sen, if you don't hit upon some sew fence materials you liable to let some one eet your goat Queer thing, Sen, Chief been noticin’ that a slap on the back and a big biack olg fon't go as far as they used to toward k prefix to your name Sen. instead of Mr. ‘These foo! people are actually gettin’ so they expect a man to do something when he get'um toga They gettin’ carelems ‘bout callin’ out the brass bands and stopp’ traffic when an ordinary Sen, comes to town. How times do ol CHIEF SEATTLE. ng the To Some Men Dear Sanctimontous Males: Now that it ts the style for women’s skirts to be a bit longer, T hope you're mutiefied. I'll wager, tho, that you will be the firet to kick when the novelty wears off, I'm tired of those men moraliete# who are always rising to make a few remarks about the weakness of womankinil CHIEF SEATTLE \To the Lad in the Ford Coupe Young Fellow: You cnugged up Fourth ave. Sunday afternoon with a weet young thing at your ride, and you didn't pay a bit of attention to the read, to pedestrians, to street cars, or other autos, If you want to drive one-handed, why don’t you co away out on the prairie where you won't be in danger? You'll get kijled bne of these days if you keep up your cuckoo performance on the main streets, for some exan- perated truck driver will bring you out of your trance with a smash. Take to the hills. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Blustery March Oucerh! March here. Long days tn tepee over, Time for sowing here, Chief feel thriti of hunt in veins. Ugh, bluster month, you not half bad with your wind and your rain for you give promise of glorious s, White man say Brutus kill Cacear in ide of March—Income tax duo—aseeasor come round——Tom, Dick, Harry, all run for mayor. HEAP SAD MONTH. Ugh, Big Chief doean't care: these occasional funny days fine. CHIEF SEATTLE To Seattle Plutocrats Dear Folks Paid your income tax yet? Then you'd better hurry. The tax is due March 15. That is a week from Wednemlay. ‘The last four days will undoubtedly eee the usual lnst-mincte jam. Aod when you have to grt one of those Intricate bianka filied out cor. reclly, a last-minute jam ls some last-minute jam!’ CHIEF SPATTLE No? i | To the Beau Brummels of Seattle | Dear Chapplem Have you visited the Men's Strie Show yet? It te | well worth the trouble, Dress, whether we tke it or not, is an impor tant part of life It pays to be well dremed=that is, drewsed simply, | quietly and in good form. You'll see the authentic styles at the exhib- Mts at the New Washington, CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Pacific Telephone Co. _Dear Sirs: If, as the city contends 00 patrons an ex invalid, on? Of huve obtained from telephone users during the past two ye you have been charging your you knew immediate you but } even Uhat—so miserly am I—I begrudge you. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Frankie Kiolet | Dear Girl: So you have decided to resiat the lure of the n jen and atay right home in Hatiard making baby things for sul | | | | ter? I think you are giving up a bri career on the cal | but do ye Frankie, if you were my daughter, 1° | is know you done right, girlie! To Publicity Bureau, Chamber of Commerce Prethren-in-crimes T notice that the Eimira GV. Y) Gazette of Feb- wary 15, anys: “The lumber for the ilmira building is bein here FROM THE WOODS QF SEATTLE, WASHINGTON.” What did you do with all those thousands you spend to Northwest? CHIEF SEATTLE. own) advertise Seattle as the metropolis of the | To Lost Articles Department, Municipal Street Rail- | way Your efficiency and courtesy were well expressed when a mt by one of my absentaninded friends on a Capitol Hill car urned to the owner next day, Friend says it’s a pleasure to ee anything on the municipal railway line, since he can be sure hopelessly lost. CHIEF SEATTLE. it ks not To Representative Miller I r John: I see a New York congressman says the public has no tunity to learn what congress has done because the newspapers won't p i. I'll Vite. What has it done? CHIEF SEATTLI To the Young Ladies i in 5 Chates FP the “Boss’” Tele- | phone Dear Girt) Maybe the bons has told you not to let anybody “at | him" if you can help it. Maybe you're supposed to “take the mes sages.” But even that oughtn’t to make you impudent. There's a certain way of saying things even over the wire that stamps you with the mark of a lady. Some of you observe this and your attitude is | appreciated. A few others don't. Here's hoping, { CHIEF SEATTLE. | agi ri to up — cleanses the Ct aces ens the breath. Use Beeman's after every meal—good for digestion. 9 eemans Pepsin Chewing Gum MONDAY, MARCH 6, 1928. » Nationat Grocery Western Avenue es and Madison Street ? Gather ‘Round, ‘Men! =" Hear of Straw Lids! dominating color will be tan, By Wanda von Kettler | {itiie hatbands will be brown and More fun. black in grosgrain and satin rib- More straw hats busted. bons. Brilliant hathands? Fancy More— ones? Oh, Uptedate, well But we cease, Straw hats are the things we're to dixcune dressed men don’t decorate their straws in loud colors. “fut about the braid that makes the straw—" Mr. Morri son, the second, beamed bliss fully, “—this year it is beautiful. Never before has there been such a wonderful offering of beautiful hats for men. The braids are all fancy, with rough finish. They're crisscromed, and little curlicues protrude. called ‘fancy Italian’ and ‘faney age of beautiful run price of things “coming couldn't be certain until having dis-| lounsed the matter with a few ex- |perts on summer beadwear. | THEY'LL. BE FROM $°.50 UP V. E. Morrison of Hatton-Otiver,| fj oa- j after I had explained to him yester | SS ice nee they : day that for the benefit of thone aed gentlemen living in the state of AGREED ON single-biensedness and for the wives LOWER PRICE of those who were not, 1 was t Morrison agreed with the for- veetigating the price of straws, « mer statement concerning the de erect be i the hat counter and de. | " * and down at Bar Jclared with much assurance, “Why, | si Shop A. J. Marx was so of course, they're going to be cheap- | the this point 1 decided er, Straw hats this year from $2.50 |there was no use going further, up.” | ‘The question was settled. Straw And becanse he was oo certain |j.+5 wili be cheaper, When men get about it, I asked him to explain just | ontimistic about straw hats, in any why straw hats for gentlemen “ry should be cheaper this year. And he | Hou, thetas’ tn the a raha = ] replied. “Wa the workmanship monstly—and to some extent, the ma Mr. » however, terial. The people who weave the hats aren't getting the salaries they used to get a year or two ago, when; we couldn't sell any straw hat for jens than $3.60. And the price of | material has gone down.” down,” 1 3 3 3 — — Mr. told me one ] not eee Panamas. Pana- re taboo, All ladies hankering r the past ten years to have friend husband's treasured headpiece re- modeled to fit comfortably and win- somely over thelr own earmuffs may cls cee Now it occurred to me fust about | 4 h - h this Ume what interesting things rh pion ne en oy ap claro: w hate really are Always |" Outbreak on the part of friend husband resulting. He, friend hus hand, will purchase for himself one jof thone latest. threatened.to.be-inex- penstve, curlicue braided, for straws, with a brown or black con- servative band. being mashed in, or mat on, or some |thing. So I pursued the straw hat question further, visiting next one |G. 8. Morrigon, manager of the hat department at Cheasty’s, (This ts no mistake in print. Both gentlemen interviewed eo far carried the name of Morrison, tho not related fn any way except thrn the mutual Interest |and business of hats) | SHE ASKED A [FEW QUESTIONS “I would tke to know,” I ex plained to Mr, Morrison as he ad vanced down the aisle, “just what |- |kind of straw hats win be featured| I NEED <> |Quring the coming summer. I would] ! line te know the width of the rim | MONEY! lthe height of the crown, lor | And must é0 dental lof the straw, the o of th land the kind of md “And outside of that,” con tinved the hat man, “you don’t . want to know saything at af, | ows Se Fox hob? 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