The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 21, 1922, Page 6

is on your salary. whatever on your conduct of tthe office. money. No need to tell you how sorry I am. Denby. Newspaper Ro- terprise Asm. and United Service ' 44.40 for ¢ By matl, out of city, be per month tn the The Seattle Star @ months, 62.78 wt Wy carrier, elty 2 monthe, $1.40 Outside of tate of Washington athe, oF $9.00 per year eae Datty “ year, o per month, eo & month If Harding Should Fire Denby Suppose President Harding were going to fire Secreta Following the coffee they'd stroll into the executive office. to lunch. ry Denby. He'd have him in After their cigars were burning well and there had been the usual preliminary exchange of unim- portant conversation, Harding would say: “What I wanted to talk with you about, Ed, isn’t very pleasant, but we might as well get it over with. The fact is, 2d, we've got to cut down expenses. “And I've decided—I've had/to come to the conclusion—that one of the places to save You've beerd a good secretary of the navy; there isn’t any reflection It’s just simply that we've got to save the And take all the time you need about feaving. You will want time to look around, Your salary will go on just the same until you have arranged things.” “T appreciate the situation,” says Ed. “Of course, it will take a little time to get ‘straightened around. I still hiive the automobile factory and I suppose I will go back to that, adjusted. but, you know how it is; there are a lot of relationships that have to be “Well,” says Harding, “takie a month—take two months or whatever is necessary, fe there will be no embarrass ment of any kind.” “Thanks, Warren,” says Den- ‘and departs thinking of how he will break the news to Mrs. that would be that. eee HOW DENBY FIRED SMITH worked at the navy He had been working there ‘Thursday morning about 11:30, time clerk came to where was working on a gun car- “I'm sorry,” he said, “but I've you on my list.” “Spit it out, Henry.” Beith. “What's it all about?” | His heart had dropped into his said pay. a “When's it begin?” asked Smith. ~ At 12 o'clock,” said the time thou, I will hide myself Lord; shall any remem- me from adore? I shall not be Femembered among so. many peo- for what is my soul among euch an infinite number of creat- wres?—Ecclesiasticus rvi :17. eee Among so many can He care? Can special love be everywhere? A myriad homes, a myriad ways, And God's eye over every place? T asked: my soul bethought of this; Im just that very place of His Where He hath put and keepeth you, God hath no other thing to do! —Mrs. A. D. T. Whitney. Im answer to “Who won the peace conference?” we would say, “Hotels.” The modern girl always gets mad when her fellow steals a kias—un- less it is from her. A baby boy with a rich uncle mever has any trouble getting named. If you combined the cura’ erties of every known “ri cough remedy, you probab not in a few minut Get from any ¢ of Pinex, pour it and fill the bottle her plain rified molasses, syrup, as desired. honey, or The result fall pint of really better cough syrup than you could buy ready-made for three-times the money. 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Advertisement | could et as much real curative power as there is in thia simple home-made | cough syrup, which is easily prepared ounces | a bottle | th syrup, using | ranulated sugar syrup, | corn is a! concen- ine Norway| money The Pinex Co.,| — “Any hen can be made to lay twice daily,” says au eggspert. Read this threat to your hens. According to Dawes, the standing army has too weich running expense. “Cold cash’* doesn’t come from “coal cash”; but that’s where it goes. That great silence you hear | the Arbuckle trial. Boston's largest ‘taxpayer is dead. Can you blame him? Fi (RT Se Wewberry Not Forgotten The Newberry case just won't wtay dead. Republicans who voted to re fain Newberry in the United States senate poohpoohed the warning that many of them were voting to unseat themselves, ‘They called the advice political Uuncombe. Maybe so, maybe so. But already back in Indiana Senator Harry S. New, running far re-election, is finding the New berry issue troublesome. Senater Townsend, of Michi fan, colleague of Newberry and bin chief defender and apologist, also finds himself in a peck of trouble. John G. Emery, former wational commander of the Ameri- can Legion, has announced his candidacy in opposition te Town- sond. In our own state Miles Poin- dexter is badly worried. The issue is Newberry The Newberry senators are not ALL going back. Bouth Africans have a drink that makes them walk backward. A man can mecar he started for home Dut went the other wa! Ford Autos BY AMATEUR ECONOMIST Each man working in the Ford | plant turns out about 25 cars a | year. One man furnis all the | labor necessary to make a com plete car in two weeks, This does not mean that each does a | little finishing and assembling, etc., on the cars. It me } on the average the labor of man in that length of time builds a completed car from the | Taw materials But « short time ago a light } ‘pole was moved on one of our | | city streets about 20 feet. Dur ing the operation enough time was expended to b between two and three Ford cars | Not long ago a crew of three rtain water con. of our streets did all the work, men made nection on or two of the m | ‘the third sat all day in an auto and watched them. He was the foreman. Just what it was that he supervised I could not I ‘presume he pointed the house number. Anyway he sat ‘there all day and never turned a hand I asked one of the men dig. ging in the ditch why the other man didn’t help them any; he answered me that it wasn't his Job, Now let's imagine the city of Seattle buflding automobiles, One man would bring out a nut and | turn it over to another man to put on and then sit down until the car was complete. Another would perform some other duty, then he would retire for the day The officers of the company would spend a lot of the time talking politics In the Ford plant about 40,000 men turn out a million cars a year If these men were to work with the same efficiency that we find among a lot of the city workers the figures would | be turned around; a million men would build 40,000 cars in the No wonder the average man sticks up for Ford, for he has done more to raise the standard || of living among the iaboring men of this country than any other man alive We poor men can't afford to own any goods that are not pro. duced efficiently Efficiency high standard of living and prosperity are nearly always found Logether people discussing When Snake Prices Slump Price of live rattlesnakes has fallen to 8 cents a pound. This causes gloom in the “rattier™ dis trict around Brownsville, Texas. “Rattlesnake” King has 100,000 in stock. Like fareff manufac: tarers and retailers, he is burning midnight ofl, figuring depreciation in inventories. Diamonds slump in Kimberiey, elephants In Siam. Business depression hits every one. Break the mainspring, whole watch stops, Individuals and busl- nesses are as interdependent as parts of a watch. Cooperation al- ways is advisable, for selfish reasons. Take heed that ye do not your aims before men, fo be acon of them; otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven. Matthew vt.:1. eee The fear of man brings a snare. Py halting in our duty and giving back in time of trial, our hands grow weaker, our ears prow dull, #0 that when we look at the way of the righteous, it sreme as tho it was not for ua—John Woolman, We have enacted 45.000 laws in the United States in the last few years, whereas other governments having a population nearly as oreat las ours passed but a few hundred. sSenator King (Dj, Utah. | | | | | Today's word is PANDEMONIUM. | It's pronounced | with accent on the thin sy It meane—a wild tumult, “racket.” It comes from and “da It's used bor’s ical pandemonium on when we wish to sleep.” non,” demon. mech, no makes LEARN A WORD a Year Each| EVERY DAY pan-de-moa-ni-um uproar, nol, | Greek “pan,” all, | like this—“The neigh | Sunday morning TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1922. THE SEATTL TAR — | ter th now? badtalety but one 2 ean pre the disurmam a 1 refer t , Al VRIDGE MANN. Og ayo e if « fing ‘ * your in Mr, Joe Muller z > eg ag . Palace Hip, Seattle oa ‘ 4 ee ee , Dear Joe wi 4. 1 will t aned 1 I hear that you're the goof, who hatehed the thought beneath COAD Ri > lightened. L. M week"--a week when everybody blows his hard-earned Un for wADhi azaow™ |— ois seeing show nnn ie Of course, I always like to try to be a goanddolt guy but From T ' f th rs bl a] ‘ ‘ 1) M where the deuce shall I begin my feative week of blowing tin THE ‘ | I )F THE I Se an Pee cele Ter Oe oe air an ta govem aaeet » GOLD ( 1 GODS | THIN, FLAT HAIR Resides Wednesday, I recall, I'm dated for the BY FRANC IMOGEN WILSON 3 : Mall; and even if I had the dough to give them all the doubleO, Up, up, out of ea! 3 GROWS LONG, THICK i I'd have to mins @ show or two, and that's a thing I'd hate to ¢ I've a friend on the way; I must meet bim ; ‘i Yor there's the Moore, the Wilkes, the Met, and Woodware | Out of my bed, upon my hor é j which ts new as yet; Pantages, and--I musta’t skip your own And ride toward the Bast to greet him AND ABUNDANTE® * j big show, the Palace Hip; and when it comes to movie shows, Nostrils spread wide and limbs aquiver | oe we've got @ plenty, heaven known! | Impatient feet scarce to ng the ground, } tv So how @ guy can see them all, T cannot figure out at all; the Down the long lane and over the river, | “Danderine costs w only plan I seem to strike, to try to treat them all alike, is just | Clearing the fence with a single bound— lomty a6 centa a bot | to put them tn a row, and count them—eenie, meenie, moe rob and I athrob, : oa And #0, unless you go to bat, and hit a better scheme than that with the surging blood lends the only thing I'm apt to do, lx stand on Second avenue, and {/ we rush on, on toward the East, Stop! Lookt stops itching and fal , © cherus girl display perfor on a windy day! The day's coming on in @ golden flood. ing hair, and, in a watch the chorus girl display performing on a Ah, the wild ecstasy! wine of youth, wine of morning, es Bape chlo ee mer . And all the mad thrill of itt Gade. uueiind. es T (ed I etand in my stirrup, throw back my head, each agp typ ow cau we | Drink in my fill of it ~ age fale ast U the Welcome, welcome, new morn with your gift yg Rg ns angie pes gift from the gods that you bring to me easy to do up. But 7 what will please you most will be after a g/ few weeks use, when you see new hair From your storehouse of years another glad day to To live and to love and to dare and to be! | the Jablent statesman and diplomat of the fect. Cause: over-population, Et. | | present day, declared in a speech a) fect: military aggressiveness, fine and downy at | few days ago in London: “Danger According to Japan's census her! ¢irst—yes—but really new half lof war in the Pacific ham be population is increasing approxi-| growing all over the scalp. “Dam . led thru the Washington arms mately one million each year. The|derine” is to the hair what fresh) Celebrates 86th Anniversary |ference.”“Averted”— yea. Elimn-|Japancee are more prolife than even }yhowers ‘of rain and. sunehine negl |inated—no, Averted means “to turn the German race. So, within 12}to vegetation. It goes right to the | editor ‘The Star department of Washington and! cide: to ward off.” months from the day the arms cow eek invigorates and strengthens |] ‘The 15th T celebrated ans my séth| Alaska. I am @ retired ordained | ye in took for just a brief mo-| ference pact was signed at Wash-|them. This delightful, stimulating = | birthday anniversary. I had a good | 08! Preacher in the Methodist Eple| 0) a: the fundamental facts in| ingte Japan will have 1,000,000] tonic heips thin, lifeless, faded hair: copal church Every school child must, more mouths to feed on the same@lto grow long, thick, heavy and Iu: , the cane. f chicken dinner cooked by myself; My} You and I differ some in poltticn, | naerstand by this time that Japan's) area of land she has now, At the |yriant,—Advertisement. by wife died 16 years ago and I livejas I am an old Lincoln republican, | ong dominant problem is an eco;|end of 10 yeare—the lifetime of the ete the p moat of the time. Keep my | dyed in the wool, but we don't differ | nomic one—too much population for! dixarmament pact-—she will have 10. des S06 So say, ONS jon true Americanism or the J8P/ ner area of territory. It is simply | 000,000 more mouths to feed! Will ey vo been a constant Ppp’ pose wep Ad — we immigration | i cain the old law of cause and ef.' her economic stress then be less or ma jand taxpayer for 34 yours; I am a| ought to be stopped hn sien hee na ibe Bhs somnone | BIRD, veteran of the civil war, and 1 did} L. belong to John F. Miller Post No, 31, | 1211% Main St May Lord Protect the Voter | Editor The Star Ja long way to see a congressman, | Let's not get all excited about | {he president, or even a governor. Poindexter and his stand on the| They worship what they them Newberry case He is a politician fellows understand they are our He ia only one of the majority today | servants, not our mastere. j who follow the “public be damned” It will not surprise me at all when | | poticy the votes are counted next Ume for) | When the American voter begins! Poindexter and Hart to find that . jto realize that he is t very far/both are seated once more, and it Bt ahead of the heathen oo that will be somewhat due to the fact 3 lonee hewed his own little private! that the average voter has that haay | % S ged from wood or stone and then /idea back in his alle somewhere | je eat and worwhiped it: and when the! that having served a term or two! be | pec of this great country quit|already they, the politicians, are| je le with awe upon the nin- more fitted than the average man to! DR J. RB. BINYON Free Examination BEST $2.50 GLASSES on Earth We are one of the few stores in the Northwest that rind lenses from start to finish, ‘are the only one in SEA’ N FIRST avVR Examination tree, by graduate tometrist. Glasses not preseril unless absolutely necessary. thelr own have to offices [when they “petition” [begin to demand what they want, |we will have clean government American voter, a little sense The average Americ will walk! 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RS TEMDAY | Auiwele BERG ~G + MUD + A == BERMUDA. learned that pepe since 1892, Daldwell’s Syrup Pepsin. | Py biliousness, ac! | laxatives, herbs and Dr. Caldwell’s S Egyptian S laxative herbs with pepsin. | Doctor at 82 Finds Mothers Prefer His Formula to New-Fangled Salts And Coal Tar Remedies for Babies Judgment of 1892 vindicated by world’ a simple vegetable compound for constipation—So it to babes in arms—Now has largest sale in the world. HEN a man is in the 83rd year of his age, as I am, there are certain things he has only time can | teach him. 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