The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 16, 1922, Page 2

TH Your Credit Is SEY REDUCTIONS UP TO 333% START HOUSE-KEEPING ON CREDIT DURING THIS SALE -—if you have delayed starting that home of your own because of lack of ready cash— ~ come to us tomorrow—let us assist you in selecting an outfit at sale prices. Pay a _ §mall amount down, then pay the balance in small monthly payments. | —YOU are welcome to use this store’s extraordinary, liberal, helpful credit accom- _ modations. “Your Credit Is Good!” : , g JSPECIAL BEDROOM FURNITURE VALUES! —bedroom furniture from America’s best makers. Hundreds of suites. Hundreds of odd pieces. By far the greatest showing in the whole Pacific Northwest. # All the new finishes. Venetian or French gray, Polychrome, Parchment, Antique brown Mahogany, Americah Walnut, also a wonderful showing of Oak, Ivory enameled or Mah ny suites and odd pieces. At new LOW JANUARY. SABE prices to speed the selling. is sample value: tractive period suite; the gracefully curved lines are simple, yet forceful enough to make this suite distinctly different; size of dresser mirror is 22x28 inches; specially priced for this JANUARY SALE, 4 pieces complete, at: ‘ '|4-piece ivory enameled bedroom suite ee | 750 —exactly as pictured, this suite, a new arrival, is an exceptionally at- regular price $215.50 this week YOU can take ONE-FOURTH OFF the price marked on all our dinnerware —this also includes our entire showing of 0} stock “add-a-piece” dinnerware sefs that make it possible for you to begin with a few piece and add to as convenient or replace roken pieces. a great sale of DRAPERIES —prices are so remarkably low that we advise you to buy your spring and summer supply of draperies NOW. Hundreds of drapery iterns have been deeply reduced for this JANUARY SALE. extra fine filet nets— —25 pieces of extra fine quality Filet 59 ry YD. nets; various widths; large or small patterns; ecru, white or ivory colors; regular price up to $1.50 special for this JANUARY SALE.... new filet lace curtains— —in ivory or ecru colors; new designs 49 just received from the factory; 125 2 pairs in this lot; very specially priced for this JANUARY SALE at....... PAIR new velvet draperies— \ —50-in. drapery velvets; blue, mul- berry, taupe, green, tan or rose col- $298 YD. —this sample value. ors; very handsome material; form- erly priced as high as $5-— yd; special for this JANUARY SALE.. new furniture tapestry— —10 new patterns of upholstery tapes- 5 4.49 YD. —50-piece try; for reupholstering overstuffed set, or cushion furniture; formerly priced as high as $9.50 yd.; NOW.......6 HALIFAX PATTERN genuine Bavarian China —decorated with a small green $ | Q50 floral border that is especially regular price $74— curtain rods: extra special!— —curved end rods; heavy polished tubes, complete with best bragkets and screws, 290 2288") 2" 390 STANDARD FURNITURE CoO. L. SCHOENFELD & SONS . ie tes 1 attractive; 6-person service; special for this JANUARY SALE: THIRD FLOOR SEATTLE SECOND AVE. AT PINE ST. TACOMA L. SCHOENFELD & SONS EATT | | } | | | | | To Seattle Society | ' ! To the Society Editor 'To Stanley Jewett, Portland To a Seattle Lawyer Greetings, Seattle Wa wetfers from CHIEF SEATTLE |To Miles Poindexter Senator-forthe Moment: When Jonathan Bourne persuaded Old Guard to seat Newberry he told you that he'd ste that you were réelected next autumn, That's whet he maid CHIEF BRATTLE. Dear Madame: The next time you describe what the lovely bride wore at the wedding, don't say “she was beautifully accoutred in « mantle of rare old Chantilly Jace and a string of Tiffany pearis.” It rounds #0 chilly, CHIEF SEATTLE. To Myself Dear Chief; I wish to take this opportunity to congratulate you on Your linguistic abilities, Sometimes, by heck, you talk like one of these here voodaville rubes, Ugh! Other times Big Chief he speak lke Siwash on waterfront. * Sometimes your spirit voice floats down from the astral sphere where your disembodied soul lodges thru eternity, And sometimes you simply talk like a hardworking news Paper reporter who's in a hell of # hurry, CHIEFY SRATTLE, HIMSELF, To the Northern Pacific Railroad Old Pnpee: 1 notice that your Maims agents refured to give out a list of the injured when reporters boarded the North Coast limited after the wreck near Pasco last week. This was highly reprehensibie. Hundreds of people, with relatives and friends in the wreck, were anxiously awaiting news of the accident, and the reporters were THEIR agents. Your officials’ action was « flout at the people. CHIEVY SEATTLE. To the Retail Grocers’ Association Gentiomen: 1 notice that you are waging campaign to keep the Neighborhood stores from selling groceries on Sunday, Very laudable, no doubt. But the genera! public might appreciate your efforts more it y directed them toward bringing the wholesale and retail prices of eae 4 Little closer together, CHILY SEATTLE. To the City Council : Dear City Dads: Mayor Caldwell ts wel on his way to the Orient, and when the cat is away the mice will play. But wate out for the trapa! CHIEF SEATTLE. To L. B. Youngs, Superintendent of Water Dear L. Fh: I see where you have been reappointed to the chairman- ship of the board of public worke, making it the 10th year you have been head of this important municipal bedy, Congratulations! I also note that you have been head of the water department for 26 years. During that Ume the it has grown from « small utility to one of the city’s oreatectoajeotn You are the kind of man I like to see in public office. Tho we may differ occasionally on public policies, I know you are looking after the interests of the people you serve, Your friend, CHIEF SEATTLE. Flappers Dear Girls: What are these wild rumors I hear of you carrying little silver flasks to dances and parking your corsets in the dressing room? Tultut! Good Queen Victoria would never have acted like this! CHIEF SEATTLE.” To Secretary of the Navy Deuly Dear Sir; Meoently « pleture theatre show’d a news weekly with a foene of a number of bie guns being “junked” at the It said are junk.” It should have said “ They'd make w lot of nice plows, those guna, CHIEF SEATTLE. » To School Superintendent Cooper Dear Sir: I recommend for your careful consideration the sugees tion by the president of a great Insurance company that the teaching of prnction! honesty to every child in the nation in the “only effective cure” for the “crime wave.” which haa swept the nation during the last three years, He Ureeg daily “bonesty talks” in the public schools, CHIEF SEATTLE. | To the Sheriffs of the State ° le I note that you fellows are going te held a convention | in Bellingham January 24 to 26, and that there will be a side trip by ‘J auto to Vancouver, BR. C, “to study the provincial and city police * ima, | Dear Officers: methods.” Pretty foxy, I say. Hope you have a good t! CHIEF SEATTLE |To the Married Women Dear People week raise? Just what would you do if your husband got a $10 a GHIEF SE4STTLE. |To Uncle Sam Chief Seattle pleased to note lights around your federal house are no jonger clouded. They shine brightly at nights. Skookum idea, washing therm, CHIEF SEATTLEL Dear Mr. Jewett: 1 read @ little story about you the other day in one of the newspapers. You were very angry at a cat becaure it ate some birds which you have been feeding during the snow period. And you yery angrily mid you would like to kill the cat. I praiee you, Mr. Jewett, for your kindliness to the birds. You do well by feeding them. More of us should follow your example. But when you curre the stray cat and threaten it with death you go wrong in ygur policy, You feed birds because you believe in hu- manity and kindness. @he mongrel cat eats your birds because he i bungry. The aneweg to your problem is a question, viz: Why not fd the cat? Yours for Kindness in and te all thingn CHIEF SEATTLE. Ugh! Chief hear, you indirectly discuss before a civic body of this city how to dodge inheritance and corporation taxes, Maybe good law, white man, but poor principle. Chief Seattle not in accord with penti- ments of people or firma who by any means seek to dodge taxes others have to pay. If law be wrong, repeal it! But so long as it in law, be good citizen enough to obey it! Maybe Chief wrong, white man, but feel like many other men who hear. paleface when he make speech, not in accord with such principle, CHIEF SEATTLE. \To Officers and Men of H. M. S. Raleigh Greetings, friends: Yours the conduct of gentlemen. You visit Seat- tle thousands of miles away from home. You in foreign country, among people of another nation, unknown except for your conduct. Nowhere on streets did Chief see drunkenness, brawls, loud talking, misconduct by any of you. Chief greet you, his city greet you, Hope conduct of American sailors in foreign parts always as commendatory. CHIEF SEATTLE. Hosts Chief heap pleased with way you entertained officers and men from His Majesty's Ship Raleigh. Chief see jolly English tar admitted to Liberty, Pantages and other theatres free of charge. Chief know of dinners and dances held for them. Chief see those hundreds of little courtesies his children go out of their way to do for them on streets. Chief glad. Spirit good, Chief would like to have seen hockey game on one of those 100 tickets Pete Muldoon contributed for British boys, that couldn't be used on account of shore leave closing at § o'clock the night boat sailed South, CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Patrons of Street Cars in Busy Hours Dear Folks; “Kindly step forward in the cai You hear that just about every day. Some of you shift your: selves obligingly a9 requested. Some of you don't. You stay at the back of the car and moan about the congested condition and block the traffic, when you might have all the room you want and hk e plenty for others if you'd just step up about eight straps Let's “Kindly step forward in the car!” Huh? CHIEF SEATTLE. The Chief Receives a Letter Dear Chief: Were you indulging in a “wee bit 0’ marcasm” or just what exactly DLD you mean last week when you spoke about Mayor Caldwell and the “hard work he has done for the cit It would be @ fair estimate to say that Mayor Caldwell had been about half his time in the city since he took his seat in the mayor's chair, He had a two months’ trip in the Eaxt—two trips to San Fran. cisco, averaging 10 days each—one trip to Spokane and one to Port- land and I know of atteff¥t three weekends which he spent in Van- couver, B, C., in ON] MONTH. All these trips taken at the city’s expense. 65-day leave of absence to visit the Orient. a eee Just WHAT do you mean by HARB WORK? MAUDE SWEETMAN. Dr. Nalder to Talk Nalder, director of the extension WRG NP orgs or etcoge e of Washington State college,| TO CURE A COLD IN ONE |will deliver an address at the month-| Take Laxative BROMO QU |ly banquet. of the Puyallup Commer. | {ablets. The genuine bears cial club in the civic auditorium Mon- the farmers’ winter school at to Puyallup Club) experiment PUYALLUP, Jan, 16.—Dr, F, ¥, | ®¥ests of the club, nature of W. Gro you get BROMO.) 80; day night. One hundrea students of the station willy be honor i, (Be sure MONDAY, JANUARY 16, 1922. College Here's some more college wit, over which @ battle has been rmging Detween the moderniste and the Victoria Some say it's chaque Others that it’s just the normal, healthy fun of the modern colleg What do you think—after reading the following excerpts, gleaned from the Sun Dodger, University of Washington publication? . BUT THEY KING JUST THE = | oe SAME In days of old, when poets wrote, Oh say in the time of Byron, A pretty girl was called a belle. BA Fine art MeMein pain face over & “You know, Neym oirl’s the #an 4 over again Huh, every girl on | Hut this they say ia the age of Jazz,| | the campus does that Bo now the belle’s a siren. % ee avon “ef | It’s « funny thing, but even a A man i# not observing simply be | cause ho neem things woman has te learn to talk. oe Love at first sight gon " O14 Maid (to boys swimming fn ' river): “Inn't it Mlegal to bathe with. means divorce at first fight, lout costumes, little boys?” | Johnny: “Y mam—but Jimmie's “Bhort ki 0 | ruin of he portance ing to be the le tner's a policeman, so you can “iow come?” . | come in.” | eee tagl! the girlies are riding for half) ya. «1 hear that the girl scouts et’ are pledged to wear no short skirts, PICTURE THIS |rolled socks, low neck dresses or Malden fair eee | Edna: “Then they have to scout. Baby stare Golden hair Eyes of blue Twinkle too Wink at you Wondrous shape Curves ovate + LAke an eight Nobody'll come to thi o* Mary had a party dress, Bhe used to like to wear tt; It showed a lot of Mary's back But Mary 4 grin and bare tt. eee Hands fivine * Mast girls neem to think that Nails thot shine | a man’s mustache makes a good | Cups for wine ’ | paint brush. Ankles slim * eatuammsete. Not too thin ves What a vin Sandy; “Have ye heard that Feet entrancing Wullie MeTavish hag left off the Lover dancing drink?” Beer prancing Jack: “Noo, pulr body! What did What a shame, damn it of! he die of?” Just @ pleture on the wall, | Besa. cee o:8 8 Greek waiters surely are the clowns, Dt Their wit is fine an silk. STU “How do you feel today?” “With my hands, of course.” eee 1 asked one for “extract of beef” — The darn fool brought me milk! “ee Profemor (to newcomer): “What's! “Yessir,” said the book agent, “this your name?’ is an opportunity you cannot afford Fair One: “Helen Bach.” to miss.” Professor (musing): “A muchtrav-| “Still, I am tempted to do #0,” ¢led young woman, no doubt.” ere TOMMY ATKINS SPEAKS Oh, wot's the use o' lookin’ further Fer a diffrunt forcign dame, Wren they's jus’ like ‘ere in Hinoland, | An’ they kines jus’ the same? I served me time on Hindu plains n’ served me time in Boer, But their methods never differ With their mystic, female lure. Oh, D’'ve seen the bunch in Parts 1 Am’ the South Bea's thinly clad, * ti An’ they're all @ wee bit wocky, oF An’ theyre all a wee bit bad; There was a young man from Dakota Bo I've give up “opes o° landin’ Who purchased a second-hand mota, Foreign girls on furlough pay,— But as he foreboded, Got a cal right ‘ere in Charing The darn thing exploded, An’ we're tyin’ up today! Now Dakota is minus a vote. (THIN, FRAIL PEOPLE - mused the spendthrift, “hang the expense!” . . recklessly; “How do you keep your place _ heated?” “By hot alr. We've a fellow from California and another from New York up at the house.” ~ oe — ae Flat Top: “If four gills mak: | = pint, how much is a quart?” P Brown Derby: “Eight dollars.” | Hundreds of Men and Women in Seattle Appear To Be Physical Wrecks Simply Because Their Systems Are Starving ~ for Nourishment. 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