The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 28, 1921, Page 2

select holiday gifts NOW! PAY NEXT YEAR— —this great homefurnishing store offers more advan- tages to the gift buyer and homefurnisher than any store in America. Come and see how good your credit is! —make your selections now and_start paying a little each month so that you can comfortably pay the bal- TRADE * ‘ ance during newt year. MARK —spring comfy cushions. —spring edge seat, —spring cushion back. =m ASANO NSS G1 1h ” , } Ns uw be) nye NE s ‘ Ri ce yond | IWS NOT A SALE BUT A LANDSLIDE! 50 UPHOLSTERED SUITES! GREATLY REDUCED PRICES! —a’ lagdslide we've called it. And we mean just that.” Not just price but there’s QUALITY, too. “A speeial pitcree of these extremely beautiful overstuffed gnites from a well-known manufac- turer gives you this opportunity to “cash in” on our good fortune. ‘ : DAVENPORT 67” regular price $98— IXTH FLOOR, sale VICTROLAS NOTHING DOWN! you need only buy records— —to the thousands and thousands of Seattleftes, the children and parents or newlyweds who enjoy the evenings spent by their own fireside, this store offers to be their “Santa Claus,” giving them. the privilege of hearing in their own home all the productions of the world’s most noted musical artists. ‘|—this special sale, on the most remarkable terms, of the world’s best known and most’ widely used talking machine, coming just before the season of Yuletide, makes this a timely occasion to select the most cherished of all gifts—a VICTROLA. —we deliver the VICTROLA to your home at once or at . Christmas, without paying one cent down—all you need do is buy a few records of your own choosing. TAKE A YEAR TO PAY MAIN FLOOR rocker to match $3350 regular price $47.50 —large size overstuffed davenport exactly as pictured; deep padded spring back; also spring edge -and seat; 3 styles of very fine quality tapestry to select from. —3 loose pillow seats; extra strong frame; an exceetiingly attrac- tive and comfortable davenport that at a glance you will réalize is an exceptional value. Victrola XI, $150— pm rege BON-BON BASKET $315 regular price $5— —BON-BON BASKET; Shef- field plate, in very attrac- tive design; exactly as pic- tured. ANOTHER SCOOP: IMPORTED DOLLS— —delayed in transit, a great import order of dolls, just out of the custom house, arrived too late for the importer to dispose of them to large Eastern buyers—so we te the entire lot. We now place them on sale at this ridiculously low price. —wonderful values every . —many different styles one of them; jointed to select from, some bisque dolls 54/4 inches with wigs, special for high that generally sell this sale or while they for 25c to 35c. last, 5e each. —B5c extra for postage and packing mail orders new prices on Columbia records —all 85e and $1— records, NOW —all $1.25 and § récords, NOW —all $2— find $2.50 records, NOW 4.4; $1.65 WHILE OUR QUANTITY LASTS STANDARD FURNITURE Co. SEATTLE L. SCHOENFELD & SONS TACOMA Founded SECOND AVE. AT PINE ST. 1864 L. SCHOENFELD & SONS | | from Chief Seattle (A WEEKLY BUDGET OF MISSIVES FROM A FRIENDLY OLD SPIRIT) To a Fourth Avenue Cigar Shop Dear Leo: Tow come you never Keep anything but mifety matches? It's not only unpatriotic, but it's bad business, too, The darn things won't light. Aggri¢vedly yours, CHIEF BEATTLE Japanese To the Weather Man Dear Joy Killer: Perbaps you arén’t responsible for the weather, but for the love ofsprud, can't you induce Jupiter Pluyiue to turn off the faucet once a week? Sneexingty yours CHIEF SEATTLE To All U. of W. Grads Brothéra and Sisters: ‘This ts Fame Coming Week. Need more be said? Certainly not. I'll see you at the big Penn State gume on Sat urday and at the other Friday and Saturday events CHINN SEATTLE, To Good Citizens Dear Folks 1 notice that one big Seattle firm is advertising the motto, “Washington Products Pay Washington T Another very ably stated reason why we should ali buy and use To the Manager of the Restaurant Where I Ate M Thanksgiving Dinner Dear Old Man gratulations! I don’t know how you did it that frozen eggnog*had « real pre-Volstead kick to it it only on holidays? Put it on your regular menu And the pollee'l! have to be called out to keep the crowds out of your place. Hopefully, CHIEF BBATTLE. To Luther Weedin, New U. 8. Commissioner of Im- migration Greetings, Friend: Rig chief weleome you to Seattle, You talk MMttte ke Indian Don't boast, Big Chief heap well pleased with you. You man who act. Warrior who do things, Chief help you. with your work. Thin people give you suppert, and will not be dina ppolnted. CHIEF BRATTLY. To Mrs. A. Kinney Dear Madam: 1 have never had the pleasure of meeting you, so It ig rather bold of me 6 address you, Dut Lam quite sure that anyone will tell you that T am not a masher, I wee by the papers that a burglar invaded your home the other night—and 1 cannot resist the temptation’to send my condolences, He did not, It t# true, disturb the several hundred dollars’ worth of Lib- erty bonds Which reposed in t drawer—but, far worse, he went South with a bottle of Scotch you had unwinely left outside the safe depomt vault. Ah, madam, that w Indeed « lows! but Seattle people, & Shakespeare I might indite so ing like thin “He who strats ty purse steals trash : Steala something, nothing, "Twas mine, ‘tit his and has been slave to thousands. But he who fMehes from me my good Beotch—* Hut 1 am not endowed with « Shakespearean pen. 80 I can simply close with the hope that the thief forgot to pour off the fuse! ol) and had a bad head the next day. Sympathetion}ly, CHIEF SEATTLE. To Burns Poe, Internal Revenue Collector Deer Burne: Im Chief Seattle. Truly very sorry to hear of your sudden critical liiness, even if you do make me pay my Income wx. 1 trust you Will recover from your operation very, very soon, CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Girl at Central Who Clicks the Phone Dear Little Operator: Don't you have any sympathy for people's ears and head# at all? Or are you Just naturally malicious and antago nistic? I know ont of you who takes particular delight In plugging themoast terrible, thumping, eardrum beating into your victims’ beads, at moments when you're not particularly “pleased.” It's brutal, woman, Someone has sugegsted that the victims, at the time of your displeasare, place the receiver over the transmitter, thereby sending the painful thumping back to you. I suggest that you stop the thump. ing. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Northwest Football Fans Dear Maniacs: Are you going to see the Penn State game here next Saturday? Of course you are, You want to watch one of the finest teame in the East perform, Then perhaps you will get an idea of what kind of a team “Baggy” is goifg to tur out at the University next year!, CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Public Many 4 Seattle man with a full cellar has a lot of boorem friends— but it doesn’t pay. CHIEF SBATTLE. To Movie and Pronunciation Fans I have just seen a movie called The Shic, in which Agnes Ayres gives shric after shric. A cave man tries to slug her, but deepite her wild blubber, ‘a all that you would cal) chic! CHIEF SEATTLE. . To the Fruit Stand Men Dear Merchants; For first class Delicious apples you charge 10 cents each. For a state that produces the hundreds of trainloads of apples that this one does, and for the chief city of that state that is beginning to feel itself to be the Capital of Apple Land, isn’t there something bad in this situation? 1 am not nécessarily blaming you. Frankly, I don't know where the blame belongs. But it l« certain the growers are not paid on any cagresponding basis pnd it is certain that such a retail price is no good advertinement of Washington's apple industry to visitore within our gates. What do you thi 0 ? CHIEF SEATTLE. To The Star-Community Chest-Mutt and Kid Parade ’ Kids Greetings, Papoose: Ugh, Big Chief see you leading pets in long parade line on First and Second avenues Saturday. Make Big Chief feel fine all over. Chief doesn't want you ever grow old. When you grow big warrior, big squaw, ugh, be just as Kame As papoose. Big Men with boys’ spirit never grow old. Whole tribe honor them. Suc cous in battle theirs, and even their enemies honor them, ugh. You be brave warriors, fight hard. Make great deeds play. Never give up, ugh. Never be discouraged. You win. Big Chief watchin’ you win, CHIEF SEATTLE. To Wanda von Kettler Congratulations, Wanda: You worked Ifke a Trojan to pat over the Mutt parade, Kide had heap big time. Grown folks much laughter, It was a tremendous success. Yours for a Mutt show and Mutt parade once every year. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Santa Claus Dear Ol4 Pal: You're only a month awky now, and In behalf of a doxen youngeters I ‘know about, I warn you there's sore job ahead this Christmas, Toys don't count #0 much as food In many homes; remember that, Santa, and see that every tot gets enough to eat on that day of all days. When you slide down the chimney this year In our house, watch out for that loose brick. Last year it fell on your head and I Reard what you said, and the kids did, too! Yours until Snoqualmie Falls, CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Barber Who Shaved Me Saturday Dear Billy: I can't address you by your last name, because that would be advertising, and this column can't be used for such purposes. And, anyway, I wouldn't want to advertise you—not after last Satur. day. Many times, Billy, you have cut my hair, and never have I been forced to find any serious fault with you. But last Saturday, when you had me down and at your merey, your ragor at my throat, you took advintage of my helplessness and poured into my ear vile propaganda that you Would have never dared to mouth had I been sitting upright. It was downright cowardly! But never mind, Billy some time you'll forget and pull some of the sme stuff when I am having # hairout—and then I'll hamstring you with your own scissors. Vengefully yours, CHIEF SEATTLE. To Our Judges Dear Jurists: Too many law violators appear before local courts, as elsewhere, with borgowed names, Oftentimes names of innocent per: sons are given by those who have no respect for IAW and order, These names and false addresses’ are published and the innocent suffer, At other times, those who mind not a little $2 to $100 fine shudder at pitiless publicity and give alia: This isn't right. Some method should be devised to stop the practice, CHIEF SEATTLE, To the Auto Drivers Dear Chauffeurs: Procted, please, with a thought for the pedestrians, Your chariots are prone to throw muddy water on the best clothes of mere Walkers, and A slight decrease of speed would mean that you would be able to save them a cleuner’s bill, Remember, you were oneo & pedestrian yourself. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Some Street Car Conductors jour Boys: Why 4s it that there are so many of.you in mood when the girls cross the ear tracks? WV tetee, is ‘i ce thing among you to wait until the victim of your merrymaking gets right In the middle of the car tracks, Then you step on that bell na It warts such a clatter and a roar that it is enough to scare @ person out of 10 years! growth. It may be the deuco of a funny gume tor you, but not #o for the women victims, CHIEY SKATTLEL he ‘ But why serve? MONDAY. [Asylum Probe Ends | Tuesday Morning having towtimony to offer erning the insane asylum at Be and Stellacoom = are to be present at the final hear endity of the special committe , chairman of the Monday in room 409, {ll eom |mence at amount of testimony already has boen taken by the committee, THURSDAY EVENING, under the | auspices of the Players’ Art guild, Maurice Brown director of the Corn: | inh Repertory theatre, will lecture at oLD IN ONE DAY BROMO QUININE The menuine bears the sig nature of KE. W. Grove. (Be sure you Ket BROMO.) 20¢ Maddy, Boldt'’s Butterhorns are de | lcious. 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