The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 24, 1921, Page 2

b THE SEATTLE STAR bed MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1921, “THE BEST SERVANT Chief Seattle Gets a Bath from Chief Seattle Red Men Moved by Letter sree sree THE BEST SERVANT IN YOUR HOUSE MISSIVES FROM A FRIENDLY OLD sPimiT) To Warren G. Harding Mr, President: Speaking of disarmament, you say: “Even its desir. bility ts now questionable, und we must not attempt the impossible and fail.” I hope that a majority of the delegates approach the conference more hopefully than you do. CHIE SEATTLE, To, the Meat Packers ‘Birs: The U, 8. department of agriculture in ite Market Reporter says: “Ave ¢ prices for hogr have declined to lowest levels since the spring of 1916.” Now I know why my pork is so cheap. What's that? Not so Pardon me. My error, CHIEF SEATTLE, To the Downtown Movie Theatres I'm not one of thome crepe hangers who want to drive you owt of business—but there's one favor that I'd like to ask of you. Why devote \ #0 much time to running advertinements of “coming” films? Some of the announcements are po tong that, if you eliminated them, you could squeeze in a whole extra film a day-—which would be good busines — for you and soothing to the public’s nerves. And 1 don’t believe the people pay four bits for the privilege of knowing what's going to be shown ‘next week. They want to see what's being shown this week, and go home. CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Judges of King County’ Your Honors; I know you get @ pleasant kick out of giving prisoners suspended sentences. “You've been a bad boy—but I'll give you am other chdnee”—there's quite a paternal ring to the words, and len appreciate the glow that they bring you. But after all, Your Honors, —— you were elected to dispense justice—not maudlin soft-heartednes, And, you know, if it becomes generally known that a man may com. mit anything from mayhem to biackmail and get nothing but a our laws will soon become a ineffective as the orders of the fond parent who frequently threatens to spank his offspring but can’t bear to take him serons bis knee CHIEF SEATTLE To Bill Mitchell, Manager of the Navy Yard Royte Dear Cap'n: Did you ever go to Bremerton in One of your own boats? And, if ow G14, @rasx it during the rush period? And, if it waa, did you ~ have to sit dn one of those thentre seats In the middle of the room? I'll bet you didn’t—because if you had you'd realized long juat how uncomfortable they are, and taken ‘em out. Anyway—its never too late to mend, Cap'n. CHIEF SEATTLE, : A To Overzealous Lodging Houte Proprietors My Children: Im your Gesiré to protech your guests from M thieving and burglaries (hat are nows running fiot in the city, I gap Many of you barring up your exits and fiteiescapes at night. Ite fae better that a man lose his purse than hfp dife. Leave those exits opem, else one of these days firemen wil! be digging charred bodies from the. smoldering ruins of some lodging house burned down. a f . CHIEF SEATTLE f meete chief. C. C. Steelé, past Sachem of Seat- y of the Intproved Order of Red Men, washing of Chief Seattle on Fifth ave. and Denny Way. Beattie had : =~ Hy = g .. |To the Repertory Company hie face washed) of*Mr. fate. a ae Dear People: On Thursday, I believe, opens your last week's Everybody was happy * | gagement at the Cornish theatre. I hope you will return later, Sate, Youf summer and fall series of plays has been an inspiration. Geab The chief's bathing party reg tle has had a chance to witnem first productions of a number of new tended by representatives of the Mo-| dramas dpd to xee some others put on in a high class, artistic ‘ Buch work as this spells true culture. 1 think most people in town just beginning to awaken to the excellent work you have been doing. ° CHi IEF SEATTLE To Automobile Drivers Dear Motorists: Proceed with a thought for the pedestrians. chariots are prone to throw muddy water on the best clothes of mere walkers, and « slight decrease of speed would mean that 7s would be able to save them a cleaner’s bill. af DOWN SALE: SELLERS KITCHEN CABINETS —only $1—, during this t' six-day sale, brings one of these faméus SELLERS KITCHEN Ttkbinets to me the one ecknoledged by the thousands and thousands of housewives and by Science to be the “World’s Most Convenient Kitchen Cabinet.” We say to you: BEING ONLY #1 pay (2s Valance Sater | Fosde in ur old-fashioned kitchen table as part payment; take advantage of this FREE OFFER of an electric iron or din- nerware set to every purchaser. ih z 8 i 2 : : 5 : fei =f f zi itt i fS it two dosen .—the fifteen famous features include - —every one of the “15 SELLERS Be Hpeallyedh ( automatic Famous Features” means much to 9] ™s'cy, 2, appl bles “ke mother weed 6 , the woman who owns a SELLERS, f'"Be dia.tnee, The [change you have noted. We) pakers to do eo? - Cabinet. From the largest mounted to gg bg gt nae much aera have . To Railway Passenger Men ae eee oe eee Dear Fellows: A gob writes in to exprese an ia wen re Tey the American Legion delegates « one-cent-<-mil ‘ tus gobs in the U.S. N.?" he asks. “We had the . they took it away. We are serving our country and don't make money, and we'd like to go home to our dear ones once a lif least.” Can you do anything for them? CHIEF SEATT! To the Funeral Directors Dear Sirs: My sympathies! It looks tke @ hard winter Beattie still holds its record as the healthiest city; rate per thousand, To the Lost and Found Department _ to the smallest cabinet made, you can select one that will exactly meet your kitchen and price re- economy. \ ‘ quirements. ‘your old-fashioned kitchen table taken as part payment— ayes er Ronee dai poevmngudiager'h When you decide you would like to take advantage of this sale, that may z z i z é #3 to enter mind. Here's the solution of that question—we will, during this 6-day sale, waa cane a oko. inconvenient kitchen table, as part payment on any SELLERS cabinet yi select. Comment on of the Seattle Street Car Li: THE OLD esos HOME TOWN:| -| Bz geg eee Clement Scott, Vancouver banker, has accepted an “invitation of the Western Washington Bankers’ as. sociation to speak at a meeting of that organization to be held in Tacoma, November 4. eee H. ©, Claire, IJr., of Portland, has purphased the one-half interest in the Peck-O'Nell Lumber Co. of Ridgefield, owned by Harold O'Neil. The mill has a daily capacity of about 65,000 feet. | “ |. F-R-E-El during the $1 DOWN SALE of SELLERS KITCHEN CABINETS, we give FREE, to every purchaser tric iron or $2-piece dinnerware set. Children’s Fall Coats. ‘ A community program will-be held L L C K ¥ Senter Friday evening. cage’ nf: Y ‘The newest styles and effects In Children's Polo Cloth, Siiver The Yakima Daily Republic ts tone and Cheviot Coats for Fall and Winter weaf are on unique among newspapers in having ST Pd KE here. They are in smart designs; swagger, plain and My a woman city editor, Miss Soester I. ' backs; fur and self trimmed; large cape collars; lined throughout, Anthon. The paper gins between 10 CIC ‘eT with pigin and fancy linings. These coats are shown in wink | and 20 pages and bds four men re- ah TE Sac blue, camel and brown. Considering the splendid fabrics and : workmanship, these coats are great values at our prices, Tom ‘ —your choice of a Simplex, Hotpoint or American Beauty electric iron, ex- actly as pictured. ° porters. eee Fifty business men of Vancouver, grouped in 10 teams, opened the big membership drjve of the Chamber of ae o Monday. a Commerce Monday. | G 65c Searty ol 6 See aes Se Oe For comfort and values, Walla Walla high school artists’ dane ns ie course have been sold. Many garment’ women famous opera singers, authors and | can’t be beat, ‘They are heavy scientists are on the winter program. weight; elightly fleeced; eee Jack G. Cross, automobile man of Ephrata, and his bride, formerly Marion L. Sison, are on their honey- moon in British Columbia, They will make their home in Ephrata, eee round neck and long-sleeved Shirts; ankle length pante. All stees. 10-inch 85¢ records 10-inch $1— records 12-inch $1— records NOW 63c while quantity lasts. 12-inch $1.25 records 10-inch 1.60 records 12-inch 1.50 records NOW 99c while quantity lasts. 10-inch $2— records 12-inch 2— records 12-inch 2.50 records 12-inch records NOW $1.65 ‘while quantity lasts. Blankets—Pair $2.50 | Cretonne—Yard 49¢ Cotton sheet blankets; double- 75e quality of extra bed elze; 64x76 inches; whitc,| oretonne; basket of roses Of tan and gray with pink and/ sign; for window drapes A blue borders. covering purposes. Bleached Sheets $1.95) Sheeting—Yard 0c | ie The U. 8. @ it office at Wenatchee has pli 3,426 persons in jobs since the office opened this fall. eee ‘Walla Walla has been promined a Your Home Now MAIN FLOOR; % Rr full-time rene woe. shortly. Well You ahh bine ace nom : ‘The Vancouver Iron Foundry has AND SAVE YOU MONEY sheets; good quality; plain hem- Pc ay es ea Ag started the manufacture of the city “American” Homes are the ed. bev atig vere 4 a6 q Y street signs as ordered by the last Standard! ‘De of modern houses, ; Short lengths é ting of the council. tate, % Z tt our Your o Aa ioiay ‘Sete aml oe. Me Sled ty Ticking—Yard 29¢_ Weight 5 pounds; white cot-| Feather proof ticking: A | ton filling; fast color. silkoline; | A. white and blue stripes #F\ allover floral patterns, inches wide. ¥ enable us to ive you an up-to-the-minut: ‘Thra the war finance corporation Ouse at the lowest possible C i e d i t ‘ i t the Okanogan County Livestock con - r e i Loan association expects to have tf me own @ lot in @ good $500,000 to loan to the stockmen of ber a Je need not pay any is ‘ a the region at 8 per gent. ' bo. ay buy the la L. SCHOENFELD & SONS complied by Dr Arihur D. Litas, | eR sree couiane On ‘SAVES YOU MONEV FOUNDED 7 G a) oO d show American goldiers coommned Brisg in your own wkeiche (3 f] “ SEATTLE TACOMA ton pounds 'ot beet and 4000000011 American Homes, Inc, = SECOND AVE. AT PINE ST, 1. SCHOENFELD & SONS SS 4000 Arcede Building Eiliett 1401. aelatt year the teh prytocts ot het : * SECOND AVENUE AT JAME.