The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 17, 1921, Page 3

NOW SHOWING ‘The master work of the director of “PASSION” with the beautiful star of that flaming picture— POLA NEGRI] in the peer of Oriental dramas— “ONE © ARABIAN NIGHT” First National Kinograms—Aesop Fable—Pathe News POUGLAS FAIRBANKS in his crowning achievement— DO NOT MISS IT! “THE THREE - MUSKETEERS” “A thrilling, ripping, unadulterated success.”—N, Y. Tribune. COMING—GEORGE ARLISS in “DISRAELI” HAROLD LLOYD and his laugh on marriage “1 pow “Tun MOVEY MANIAC” A thrilling drama William J. Bry: CHAS. SCHWARTZ ) 32360" 8 grandad. with iran ot iat and Mfg. Optician caged ed pad G Fittes S.—Mine sweepers in ai English channel of floating Ing Muzated Iron. It will not injare the 1221 “COR Third Ave UNIVERSITY To the Citizens | | wood and Sapotio! THE MISSIVES FROM A I 2 OLD SPIRIT) of Seattle My Dear Children: Seldom have I been so grieved in spirit; not for many moons so sore of heart. It hap- pens thuswise—listen: There stands in our fair city a statue, a likeness of myself, at the crossing of the trails, Fifth ave. and Denny way, A pleasing likeness, truly, as with upraised arm and half- | | bared breast, I gaze be- tween your teepees of stone toward the laughing waters of the Puget. But today when 1 gazed upon the figure my heart was heavy | Never in Ite, my children, was I s© unwashed and be in this wtatue at th of the trail, My u is crusty with dirt, my bared breast is green with mold and I cannot see the Puget | thru those soot-filled eyes. 1 am sure my statue has not been washed since it was put ' | up in 1908, the year of the gold. en moon. Old tin cans, paper rubbish and vile th yond about t . my dear chil not ask your park b n Kindly old chief's « thore serubbing? It will joy to him and honor to your city, For the love of Mike, use Your sine iiku CHIE SEA To Theo Karle Old Fellow: I'm glad to learn that you're to sing again to night in your home town. For while you weren't born in this city, you were a boy here, and it was on Seattle platform and stage that you first gained vocal glory I've watched you, Theo (nee Johnston, ax the society editors would say), and I've lik you went ahead. I remember your old lee In the depot brigade hood sweetheart: your triumphs in the East one of the top-notch tenors of the country tenors of the world. Best wishes. To Mothers es Dear Ones; Now comes Harry Gaze, psychologist. He attacks little baby’s prayer, saying that, “Now I lay me down to sleep dangerous verse to teach young minder, “If T should die before | wake.” says Gaze, gives the baby thought of death coming suddenly. Teach the children that this is a happy wakeful world. Eliminate from their minds the things of horror. That's «his psychologist’s idea. What do you think of nt? ur marriage to your child You rank now, Theo, as as one of the t atch CHIEF SEATTLE your is a CHIEF SEATTLE To Secretary Denby Dear Boss of the U. i. department officials that Old warship Oregon? I join Never shall various Washi: on the deck of the old m: other distinguished men swung in and out of Seatt ago. It's the same thrill books, As a matter of pride, » achievements, and with respect for navy tradition, I be send the Oregon to Davy Jones’ locker. CHIEF SBA’ To King Bros., Clothiers — Dear Sirs: In the style book of the Hickey Freeman Co. which you have just mailed to me I observe the sketches of 11 young men, tm-, maculately garbed and of a super-beauty. We are not all Apollos. Some of un are bowlegged, cock-eyed, snub-nosed, fatfooted, rotund ¢ and rubieund. Couldn't you, just for once, draw a picture of one of us ordinary mutts, sketch on a new fall suit and let us see how we would look? CHIEF SEATTLE. What In the world poxmeases the navy « famous their for the v To the Seattle Lighting Co. Dear Gag Makers; When are you going to cut your swollen war-time price down to “normalcy” levels? CHIEF SEATTLE. To King County ‘Legislators, Present and Would-Be - Beloved Solons: Kindly note at this time for future reference the way in which people regard the high fees imposed on state university students, You are going to hear more about the question later CHLEY SEATTLE. To Doug. F. airbanks Old Boy: Thank you for a pleasant hour in “The Three Musketeers.” I don't feel that you appear to as happy advantage aus you did in “The Mark of Zorra,” but your latest offering is worth while at that CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Northern Pacific, Great Northern and Union Pacific Railroads Dear Sirs: It was very decent of you to grant that cent-a-mile rate to delegates to the American Legion, and I want to thank you—because I'm pretty strong for the Legion boys, ay you know. But don't think that it relieves you of the responsibility of reducing rates for other folks just as soon as you can—because all of us like to ride now and then. CHIEF SEATTLE. To the City Council ; Revered Solons: Deseriptions of Peter Witt, Cleveland traction ex pert coming to Seattle, fit Ole Hanson like a glove. Are you sureit ain't Ole? CHIEF SEATTLE Dan Salt, Esq., Promoter Demon Danyul Your fight to put on a fight against the wishes of the Seattle fight commission has been watched with interest by all fight fans. I believe you are sincere, but at the same time I person ally hope you will, in your enthusiasm, kill ALL boxing ttle, CHIEF Dear Gentlemen Who Park on the Postoffice Steps and Along the Edges Boys: Somebody suggested to me a couple of days ago that you are a little bit forgetful “Do you know,” said that somebody And some of them decide on one “that those men just stare and lady and favor her rd ave. till she's and stare jong look from the time she steps on finally past the whole length of the stone buildimg.” Personally, boys, I don't think you ought to go too far in getting them flustrated, They might stumble or something. CHIEF To the Seattle Distributing Co. Dear Sedico; Of course I know that you label your hootch as a “non-beverage liquid"”—but honestly, just as man to man, do you really think that you can put out anything that contains 94 per cent alcohol and persuade p » that it’s not meant to drink? Not in these post Volstead days, Sedicot If you sincerely want*to prevent the misuse of your product, why don't you put it up in one-ounce bottles instead of pints? Becaure, after all, it would be a pretty big ca uld need a pint of “orange extract.” CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Lady in Pink Dear Fooli#h; I want to beg your pardon for interrupting. your touching little love scene. Quite accidentally 1 happened to walk into you on the third floor landing in the county-city building, last week. He is a handsome boy; congratulations! I heard your ar but I'm keeping it to myself, CHIEF SEATTLE To a Certain Seattle Man, in a Certain Place ‘That was a narrow escape you had, old man, I saw those two quarts of Canadian Scotch on the floor beside your desk, and held my breath when “thi dry squad man came in to tele) ®, He didn't see them, and neither did I, Be more enreful, will you CHIEF SEATTLE, SEATTLE. wal To Boys and Girls Away From Home Dear Wanderers A few years ago there was a lot of agitation about writing home, It has died out of late, This is to be regretted. ‘The old folks are just as anxious to hear from you Write a letter home tonight! cH SEATTLE STAR THE GROTE-RANKIN CO 4 OTTO F. KEGEL, President PIKE STREET AND FIFTH AVENUE BEDROOM SUITE A DARING merchandising achievement which places before you unim- peachable quality furniture at considerably below its regular price. Here is a real opportunity to buy a beautiful Bedroom Suite of four pieces, built of maple and ivory enameled, at real and substantial saving. NEARLY A HUNDRED OF THESE BEDROOM SUITES ARE IN THIS OFFERING ] And for the convenience of those not desiring to purchase the entire suite we have priced the separate pieces ‘ as follows: Full-sized Beds, ivory or gray enamel finish. .$25.75 Twin-sized Beds, in ivory finish 25.75. Dresser, with landscape mirror, ivory finish... 30.00 Dresser, with panel mirror, ivory or gray fin- BLANKETS $85 PAIR HIS is an extremely low price for Blankets of so good a quality and at a time when you need them most. . There are a hundred pairs of all-wool Blankets in this timely offering, in two weights; soft, fluffy qual ity in striking plaid colorings. 50 pairs 66x80, weight 414 pounds... . $8.35 50'pairs 70x84, weight 5 pounds...... 9.50 Every pair is made of long staple Oregon wool. > Astonishing Values Are Offered in ; Seasonable Household Necessities 45x36 heavy unbleached Pillow Cases, each 72x90 heavy unbleached Sheets, each 81x90 extra good quality Sheets, each 64x76 heavy gray Cotton Blankets, pair....... 78x88 Crochet Bedspreads, each... 66x80. wool mixed Plaid Blankets, pair 66x80 pure woo] Gray Blankets, pair. tee 18-inch linen-finished Crash Toweling, yard Princess Dresser, in ivory finish...... .Chiffonier, with mirror, in ivory or gray fin- ish . Dressing Table, in ivory or gray finish. . Chiffonier, without mirror, in ivory finish... 17.00 Our Bargain Annex ¥ CLEARANCE Department for Fur--° | A niture now affords a number of rare bargains for the bedroom, dining room and living room. See these before buying. . ’ Three New Styles of ry HEATERS Have Prices Reduced 4 Combination wood and coal Ni) : heater, as pictured, with full swinging top, large nickel front Oe dl feed door and, attractive nickel trimmings ame featured at a very special price, each .$22.50 These heaters have heavy in- ner linings and duplex grate, guaranteed to give the best of satisfaction. WOOD HEATERS of the same design as the combination heater described above are re- “Neverfail” Combination Heaters, that;have proven to be exceptionally economical, are re- duced to, each.........$27.50 These heaters have full nickel trimmings, mica doors and full swing top lid to allow burning of large pieces of wood. f : 15 Howard Steel Ranges Are Reduced to They have polished tops, plain nickel trimmings and sanitary leg bases — very efficient in every way. 20 A-B Gas Ranges "Special $6322 Full black enameled A-13 Gas Ranges, with large working plate, with canopy top—the oven is large and has a glass door. If You Have a Sun Room to Furnish or an odd piece of Rattan Furniture to buy for the bedroom or living’ room, anticipate your needs and take advantage of the many bargains now being of-’ fered in this adaptable furniture.