The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 29, 1921, Page 2

THE SEATTLE STAK FACTORY DEMONSTRATION WEEK EMPRESS UNIVERSAL EMPRESS UNIVERSAL OMBINATION RANGE —Monday morning begins in this store one of the most remarkable range events ever offered in Seattle. Such uality as we offer in the celebrated EMPRESS UNI- ERSAL COMBINATION RANGE will appeal to every housewife. A factory representative will be here to dem- onstrate these wonderful ranges—which we will sell on remarkable terms during the week and in addition give FREE to each purchaser a porcelain top kitchen table. This offer good for the week only. —this greatest of all ranges embodies all the conveniences of a gas range with all the advantages of a coal or wood range, while occupying me the space of an ordinary . You will have a cool kitchen in warm weather—a warm kitchen in cold weather. It has a self starter for no matches. A self starter for coal and wood—no dling. Burns wood, coal or gas all at the same time or separately. —make —no parts to take out, no . The EMPRESS UNIVE! rts to put back. AL COMBINA. 220” Old your TION RANGE is complete in itself. You 777'9¢ own turn the key shown and the range is ‘aken terme for to overlook, nothing 8 part to forget. payment : YOU PAY: —as a special in- es 100 different styles ducement for DOW. quick _—_ disposal, this week we place on sale every heat- ing stove in this store, hundreds and hundreds of high-grade heaters—every heater is included and the prices you'll find amaz- ingly low—we deliver your selection at once—all you need is to BRING ONLY $1—you pay the balance in small, reasonable monthly payments. TAKE A YEAR TO PAY FOR IT SEATTLE SECOND AVE. AT PINE ST. TRADE MARK —to all purchasers of EM- PRESS UNIVERSAL PIPE LESS FURNACES or EM- PRESS UNIVERSAL COM- BINATION RANGES dur- ing this factory Demon- stration Week, who may arrange this week for installation give FREE one of these high-grade white porcelain top kitchen tables. comin or those later, we L. SCHOENFELD & SONS PIPELESS FURNACE —a heating engineer direct from the factory will be here durin; week, Let him tell you all about this famous EMPRESS UNIVERSAL PIPELESS FURNACE, Hundreds of these wonderful Pipeless Furnaces have been installed by this store in Seattle, Come in and let us give you the names and addresses of the users so you may pay them a visit. You are sure to know many of these satisfied owners. Also obtain a copy of “Pipeless Furnace Facts,” a book full of interesting information which you should have when you plan for better heating of your home. an unusual home with the latest development in efficient heating and ventilating systems Standard Burniture Co. Dear Sirs: my home one of your pipeless furnaces and I wish to express to you my satisfaction and de- light with it. We find we can heat the entire house (seven rooms) with less fuel than -it took to run our stove. In fifteen minutes after starting the fire the house is warm. If you have any customers who are consid- ering one of these furnaces we will be glad to show them ours in operation. Very truly yours, WILBER S. WALKER, 10447 65th Ave. S. $f DEPOSIT i will hold any EMPRESS UNIVERSAL P FURNACE you may select for future delivery and entitles you to all special inducements of this sale. STANDAR FURNITURE CoO. L. SCHOENFELD & SONS FOUNDED the rtunity to equip your get more beat trom less fuel —the EMPRESS UNIVERSAL PIPELESS FURANCES replace stoves and other unsatisfactory heating systems, Can be placed in any house and saves from one-quarter to one-half the fuel, while giving you more and bet- ter heat. Why not get rid of your cold rooms, and save dirt, dust and work, carrying fuel and ashes through the house— burns any fuel at a big saving. can be easily installed in any house—eld or new— -——the EMPRESS UNIVERSAL PIPELESS FURNACE distrib- utes heat evenly throughout the home—there is but one register. No heat-wasting pipes. Perfect circulation through one register gives uniform heat to every nook and corner. Cold fresh air is sucked into the furnace to be heated, moistened and purified, then returned to your rooms. TRADE I YOUR OLD STOVE- —we make a liberal allowance on your old wasteful heating stove on the purchase price of EMPRESS UNIVERSAL PIPELESS FURNACE. Nov. 9th, 1918. You installed in deposit this week PIPELESS —special offer for this week only TACOMA ' TRADE MARK Thieves Loot Phone |Horse Leaps Bridge; |Boy Hurt in Grocery Store|) Woman Badly Hurt | Breaking into the grocery store of| When her horse became unman J, B. Kline, 4401 46th ave. 8. W., by | ageable and lunged off a high bridge | Black Diamond at Picnic Expected to Die Mik» Testla, 12, of Franklin, is !nj with estimated expenditures on the part of hospital forcing a rear door, thieves Sunday | near Harlington, Sunday afternoon, | cerebral concussion. He was knock ¥ | night tore the telephone pay box | Mrs. from the wall and looted a gum ma-| tained three br chine, They also took Kline's alarm clock and groceries valued at §100 At the Warren Drug Co. store, at 1635 Fourth ave. thieves took a quantity of wllyer pencils valued at $121, several watches and a kodak. tured lung. She ig in Renton hospi- | Ri tal. | a | hive. BURGLARS LOOT HOME | | Entering the home of William Cal-| | vert, jr, 1158 17th ave, N., by prying | day open a window Sunday afternoon,| M. F burglary ransacked the house and| a MRS. DELIA BRAGG, 86. dicd 4 her pewidence, 652 73d st. year's illness. en ribs and a pune-| Patek, 418 15th ave. r Gorge picnic afternoon. He is not expected to | vestigations and adjustments will be | MISS EVA MARTID Funeral arrange Further Budget | ‘|CharlesMurray Slashing Promised} at Pantages Failure to make reductions in ase Charies Murray, the popular Mack {numerous county officials has been | Sennett comedian, will be in Seattle Sva Shell, 2720 Tenth ave., sus |¢d down by an auto driven by W, B, |criticized freely by Claude C t the Green |sey, chairman of the board of com-|the Pantages theatre in a short com. nds, Sunday | missioners, According to Ramsey, in 5, died Sun.| cient to Insure proper administration t the home of her mother, Mra, |!" the various departments, Martin, 4107 Linden st, after | “! stole over $100 in currency, | ments have not yet been announced. | tory workers in Japan are women, Ram. | a Week, starting today, appearing at edy sketch. Murray is one of the! made by thé commissioners, who will | *°reen's best-known comedy charac decide on what sums will be suffi- | (rs. WILLIAM CROSS, 7115 45th ave. More than 60 per cent of the fac: | §., a resient of of Seattle for 14 years, died at his home Sunday, * { | (A WEEKLY BUDGET OF | OLD sPIBIT) To Seattle Fuel Dealers Honored irs: Come down out of th Your wood prices ar ‘way too high. One of you delivered me a “load” of #labwood last week and charged me $6.76 for it—a comparatively short haul at that | A “load” is two-thirds of a cord, That made your price more than $10 @ cord for ordinary slabs. Vorest wood is higher yet These extortionate prices are the relic of war days, when you put them up on the plea that labor was sarce and high. Well, labor is neither scarce nor high now—-and we've all listened long enough to treen |. the loggers wail about the ruinously low price of logn to know that PUT THEM DOW If you your slab prices are plain robbery. CHIBE SEAPTLE. don’t, 1 shall have to get rough. To the Pierce County Commissioners Dear Sirs; 1 want to thank you and to express the thanks of thou sands of others for the repairs you are making on the main Valley highway to Tacoma, Keep it up. Fill all the ruts CHIEF SEATTLE. To the School Kiddies Dear Youngsters: Eight days more and you'll be trudging “like \To the Mothers of Seattle mails unwillingly” to school to may “good morning, teacher,” and to bury your faces in books and dream about the fast ishing vaca- tion days, Don't waste your time in regrets, but make the most of the Vacation time left. When you grow up, you know, you'll be envy- ing the youngsters who can go to school instead of having to work, Just as we envy you now, CHIEF BEATTLE. To Councilman Joe, O'Neill of Akron, O. Dear Joo: 1 rei with great Interest your announcement that the names of many Akron streets are to be changed to names of Akron soldiers killed in the war in Europe. ‘ It's @ good idea which should be passed along to Seattle's councilmen. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Ralph Obenchain, Los Angeles Dear Ralph: You are a man after my own hei You came to the defense of your former wife, not knowing nor caring whether she was guilty or not of the crime with which she is charged. That's what I call real devotion. It's something you don't nee very often nowadays. It's @ quality that Madalynne evidently lacked. Ralph, you deserved a lot better than you've gotten out of this life. And, | want you to know that I think the men away up bigh in the Aetna Insurance company who fired you because you went to your divorced wife's rescue are a bunch of pinheads, 1 don't want your ex-wife to go free if she's guilty, but I do admire you immensely. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Mr. Salisbury, Weather Man My Dear Sir: I am growing suspicious of you. You have cut out summer short at both ends with unseasonable rains. ‘There is just one way you can “come back” into popular esteem. Give us a record-breaking Indian summer, It's the finest weather on the Ist anyhow. “ CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Powers That Be Easteemed Public Servants: A published letter to the editor of The Star criticiaed the unpainted condition of the Totem pole. And, lo, one of you read that letter and went forth and applied « bright new coat. Fine! Thank ~you! Now I would direct your attention to the unpainted condition, the unreadable condition of most of our street signs, As another letter- writer suggested, washing would help most of them. Others should be repainted. In fact, painting would help them all. A hint ought to be enough, Let's go. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Men Who Respect and Honor Woma Brothers: A Seattle manufacturer whore business took him last week thru the lower part of the business district tells me with borror and astonishment that he found many Jap pool halls and bootlegging joints operating—with young white girls employed as waitresses and attendants. " Evidently, he declares, these places are police protected. They are Aot so vicious as some of the dens that flourished in the “good old days,” but they are far from being fit environment for young American women. And, expecially, when the overseers are Japs! What ts to be done about this? It must be something drastic. CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Newsboy Who Tips His Hat Dear Fellow: A friend of mine just happened to mention you. She says, “He's a regular little gentleman; he tips his hat every time he sells & paper. He's all right—and he must have » “ice mother who knows how to bring up her boys.” 1 just thought I'd tell you about it. Good luck, CHIEF SEATTLE. ° To Messenger Boys on Bikes Dear Speed Fiends: It undoubtedly is hot stuff to go dashing thru the downtown streets on your little velocipedes, scaring narrowly missing street cars and hanging on to the stern sheets of automobiles, But some of these days the old racing eye will fail you, and you will bump into something and do a tailspin to the pavement, and, perhaps, if such a thing is possdble, it will knock sense into your childish brains, CHIEF SEATTLE. : To Railway Magnates Exsteemed Enemy: Where do you get this stuff of running long trains of freight cars over Railroad ave, just as my boat is leavitg for Bainbridge inland? Don't you know there is a city ordidknce against shuttling trains of cars on the waterfront during the day? What is the tdea—to see how many people you can cause to mias their after- noon boats? Wake up! CHIEF SEATTLE. To the 3 Alleged “Black Bandits’ Unfortunate Trio: Thru careless maneuvering, the fault of most criminals, you were caught. Your brutal robbing was like that of the revengeful Shylock. It is a bard road, the jute mill apd your future is as black as your past. “Honesty is the best policy.” ‘ CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Southern Baptist Missionaries Reverend Sirs and Ladies: From where I write, thru my window, 1 soe the shaky and weatherworn establishment of Sing Lee, laundry- man; one number north, the Togo dye works Sing’s windows are cracked and patched with a faded sign over the door. He looks busy and he st. Togo sports clean windows on the outside, a buzzer over the door and curtains to hide your view Bing Lee needs a missionary—not so Togo. patch. You will never see behind his curtain, front and a new sign. To Mlle. Lenglen “There, little girl; don't ery.” Togo has no windows to Lee needs a “snappier” CHIEF SEATTLE. CHIEF SEATTLE, Dear Ladies: Don't become panic-stricken at reports of an infantile paralysis epidemic, These things generally grow and thrive on rumor, Seattle's splendid health department is on the job. Believe their re. ports—not the gossip of some excited neighbor. If Billy or Eva has a blazing headache, call in a reputable physician. It may be only a little stomach trouble—but better safe than sorry, The chief danger comes from not detecting the disease in time, CHIEF SEATTLE, To Top Gamblers 5 Dear Sports: There has lately appeared on the Seattle market a little top—-the “take out and put in” top, It Igoks like an innocuous game. Ha! Ha! The main trouble is one generally “puts in” and rarely takes out. 1 speak from experience! CHIEF SEATTLE. \To the Chef D’Marche at Pike Place Dear Chef: For the last three days your big Wirst ave, clock has registered 4:54. Has nearly given me heart failure several times when 1 was on my way to keep an afternoon appointment. Many shoppers depend on that clock. Can't we have it running again soon? CHIEF SEATTLE. To the City Street Department Listen; Drive your autos along the Western ave. car track back of the immigration station at the foot of Union st. Then hold extraor- dinary session and arrange to have that danger spot repaired before someone is hurt, One fellow, I'm told, tipped over already in nego. tiating that strip of street, CHIRF SEATTLE. To the County Commissioners Gentlemen: Many unpleasant things are being said about the coun. ty’s forry system and many more ure apparently being prepared. tec saying, In your efforts to cope with the situation you will remember of course, that you are public servants and you cannot allow your, selves to be swayed by interests that attempt to flatter you person. ally, The attack on the ferry system is openly an atack on. public ownership of utilities as a principle, and you should be unmoved by it You will remember that the opponents of public ownership laid. theie same sledge hammers on the street cars and had to retire ignomin fously when the facts were brought to light. Your business, gentle men, is to do what will best serve the people. If in so doing you should happen to win another victory for public ownership, it should not worry you in the least. Yours hopefull, CHIEF SEATTLE, MISSIV ES FROM A FRIENDLY MONDAY, AUG \UNBIND ALASKA, ST 29, 1921 | HARDING'S AIM Seeks End “of “Bureaucratic Control, Says Fall That one of the major objects of the Harding administration ig the unshackling of Alaska from bureaucratic control was the state ment made Sunday by Albert #, Fall, secretary of the int r Hecretary Fall jeft ™ “y for ]¥akima and southeastern Washing. |ton, where be will inspect reclame t projects at President Harding will ag company him on his trip here next wummer was predicted by the cabh net man. Fall declared that personally ha might return to the Northwest within the next 60 days to investi gate important government project that have been called to his atten tion during the present tour Inquest to Be Held at “Death Crossing” An inquest into the killing of John W. Guest, 1282 W, Myrtle st. whe was struck by a Northern Pacifi¢ train Friday afternoon, at Thomas crossing, will be held there Tuesday by Coroner W. H. Corson, Bootleggers, Ahoy! You’re Out o’ Luck Bootieggers, believed to have had secret caches in the old Oregon- Washington railroad tunnel under the city jail, will have to seek elsewhere for hiding places. tunnel, which was begun in 1907 and abandoned in 1908 after 211 | | | fect had been dug, will be filled iq by the railroad gompany. SAN FRANCISCO.—Tong war re- sults in death of Leong Quie Sang, 40, Chinese actor. sentient Six Nights Commented Monday, Sept. Sth Matinees Wednesday and Saturday — “I've seen it five times. “The most wonderful play I've ever seen.” RUTH CHATTERTON —poucLas FAIRBA “Simply charmed with it.” WILLIAM FAVERSHAM “Best American play I've ever seen.” AUGUSTUS THOMAS America’s Foremost Dramat- ist—"A play worth build ing « theatre for.” The generous and gratuiteus expressions of the above artists concerning HENRY MILLER BLANCHE BATES —IN— The Famous Mrs. Fair By JAMES FORBES MAIL ORDERS NOW SEATS ON SALE THURS DAY, SEPTEMBER 1 M Ratcony, 2.00 ery, S100, The * mm Ce 22 Se. =