The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 24, 1921, Page 6

Newepal and United nonth; # moi ef Washington, ¢ per year She Made Fun of Him Henry was a continuous joke to her. Henry had a failing for purple sox. but he found an unholy joy in pulling purple sox on his feet at 7 a. m. at least three days out of every week. And Henry's wife thought purple sox were opera bouffe. And she told Henry so with acid in the laugh which roughened her voice as she scoffed. Then Henry liked a certain sort of collar. men wore, but something that gave his neck “room to breathe” as he said, Henry’s wife tittered over that collar and used to call the company’s attention to it and poke fun at it until the part of Henry’s neck which showed in the crack was pur- Into the h ple and he stumbled off upstairs on some silly pretext or sat silently in a corner of the sofa looking intently at the monstrous toes of his moustrous shoes, -! And Henry's feet—they were outrageously large, and, just like his hands, he didn't use them with any too much grace. His wife wouldn't dance with him and openly =z) The Seattle 00. in the stat $4.50 for & months, oF 99 He wasn’t a bit vain or anything of that sort, It wasn’t the close, smart one that most THE SEATTLE — Published Daily | by The Star | Pho tos, # year per momth, enrny 0600 Vrom Piotorial Review With all the wonder Than I ean bear, I felt e of pain HANDS OF THE MOON BY MARY CAROLYN DAVIE ‘To break our lives asunder Of moonlight on the world, ia more That 1 would give all, all, to be Now, as before | knew you, free! Rut when 1 watch the white Hands of the calm moonlight At their old task of weaving new IiRusions To cover life's confusions And restiossnesses, 1 am drawn again The moonlight tells us is no house of pain, But one of-soy. And we believe aguin! ‘The old le draws us near whom truth would part Come, lean your Ured head upon my heart pares Colleges and Fools WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 24, 1994 | powerless to resist thelp biandiagh ment They t about the stream Pt BY Dit, WM. K, BARTON — | By the time you get within & | ness of the bull fights and the jg Be es. ——1 HE southwestern | thousand miles of Ban Diego, People | rors of the gambling dens, jomt city in the els m1 about TY uana ° poe pap A begin telling you about Tia abs Tia Juana is Spanish for “Aunt Han Diego. It is| They tell you that you must not) Jane 1 do not know whether any, a pleasant city, 1) fail to go there; or they tell ¥OU| pody's Aunt Jane ever tived have recently] (hat you must pot go there on @NnY | mut if whe did and the place been there. It 1) account, They tell you it te a place | her « clean, progres sive, up-to-date | and hospitable 1 | of desperate wickednes same as my Aunt Jane They make you think that by the| But t have been to Ta Juang hope to visit it|time you are half a yard over the |agy hut 1 suspect not again n line you will be seized by) 1¢ Wy an ordinary wleepy About 16 miles does and robbed and mur-|town, except for the tact from Ban Diego| dered. They hint that painted wo | ins to make provi hat 1 Yalifornt 1 y th A } ™m provision for the yy; ls Ta Juana, in Lower California,| men will woo you as the sirens! ot tourists who want to ‘tte Iiured Ulyaser, and that you will be carry That ly part of Old Mexico 8 ; SU MEE ¥ something wicked aw a biles carry & compass? ok blot Ot tae Upon reaching the police station,| car and try to bite a hole in one! doliar, If you want beer that there was nothing else for me to| of my tires and get run over, you! you can get all you want to do but to plead guilty, for ax they| will see a big headliner in thée|at Tia Juana, and 1 aig said it was not their fault that the! papers the following day thus any one who wanted much sign was obstructed or that the sun EX-CONVICT KILAS DOG . | Gambling i* wide open, was under cover, and Makes His away mean. I believe that when a person ix} Moral: Don't, buy utomobile | coy arrested and found guilty that he,| if you expect to’ preser mixchevious dog run in front of my! py : ot upon his release, becomes an ex-| lens character Jand play the slot machines uny convict lees character, L.B.T. |the 20 nickels are gone, eo } 1 saw the eity marshal, ang said that Tia Juana was @ aracter, she was not quite the Perhaps I was there on an of the impression that they have gagy law requesting that automo-| Now, should by any chance some| You may buy in Tia J ane © sty, not a. as nearly as 1 could that you are at iberty » your #pOl-| change a silver dollar for 20 midlaly orderly town, I talked with « trai conductor, and he said that in the advertining bual-| payor The Star: That says more than books. And) during the races and bull ness, but 1 am sure that he did] 1 like this ment in YOUr Tel yet the right kind of college |b/* train load of passengers wap Not make that success by adver-|cent editorial, “Colleges Can't Make) ot with common sense as variably soMer and orderly, fining and magnifying the defects | Brains” The suspicion grew upon me and sue offered her sympathy to every woman who came back from a session of laboring over *the floor with Henry madly clutching the back of her gown. It became a regular thing with Henry's wife—this laughing. ~ ; ind the worthlexsness of the goods "The tact is, a college can't make |*0ci#tes may overcome even the! Tia Juana contains about ag much She never blessed his great, big, old-diamond-in-the-rough heart ynd told him that that he sold or advertised for sale,| brains; it merely can train them inky ape ono mt some fools #Us | wickedness ax people carry inte $e - * . ced ; r to the time he entered the usually makes a emart man) OCP of correction. And the government officials af she knew he wasn’t meant for a parlor ornament and that they didn’t need anything NPILLANG THE MUCH ADVER | service of the government—Rep. | smarter; a fool a bigger fool.” ROY A. HADLEY. |line will not permit you to eau Add em Alene eapticntbuab ote ln esensipemasaticigeiiin vf és re ee > like that around their little flat, anyhow. TISKD BEANS! | David (D), Tenn. none: 0) jany of it out. If you attempt t | wecrete a half pint of will arreat well g ae * It would ruin Tia Juana i¢ it should be known how litte ness i» on view there. It fe ge place for uk orderly, law \eltizens to tell our friends | that we have visited. “7 Try This on Your Wise Friend , If a herring and a half cost a cent and a half, what will twelve and one-half herrings cost? Answer to yeaterday’s: He filled the three quart can and poured it nto the five; then repeated the performance, until the fivequart can was full. ‘This left him @ quart in the three-quart can She never told him that she loved him, just because he was different and made her Mr. Lasker, the present ohatrman | most of his time to condem: o ve ahipp board, bh devoted laugh—and then took the barb out of her laugh t the shipping boats. Madeusning. (sian. 1 asked him what direction ‘ "3 ; disparaging aud advertising to the|Was south and he pointed to the And so Henry became a self-conscious, silent man, who clung with sullen tenacity to | vorig what he b sed to term |corner. I then looked for the sun sick and unsuccessful bust to we WU could determine the purple sox, collars which set away, and awkward ways as to feet, until one day a little | * Very Wh MN Pl hipe, He | points of the compass, but the sun butterfly swooped down and just loved the purple, and thought the collars made him | was called to the head of the ship sapped E hlac erm dates his word for it ping board to guild up and diapose look strong and original and liked big, awkward hands and feet on men because they [or our vast government shipping | made them look so nice and sturdy. Henry, suddenly changing all of his awkward self-consciousness for something called He talks much more about gi mastery, went slithering after the gay little butterfly and left his wife with nothing to [them He seem» intinively more laugh at, and with a great big empty place in her heart, that she didn’t even know Was | mutton” than he i# in the wel there—until she stopped laughing. Your : Evaporated $$$$ In what way are YOU losing i rf Ft tt i; i : f i 8 : 5 i i F t it g 4 i 2 Hughes’ Opportunity for World Fame President Harding has done the expected by appointing Secretary of State Hughes head of the American delegation to the Wash- ington disarmament chuference. It will probably be the verdict of the nation, irrespective of poll. ties, that no wiser choice could have been made. This enitirely apart from the fact that Hughes’ position as cabinet premier made his appointment practically & foregone conclusion. No man in high position in the Harding administration has grown in public esteem since his appoint- ment as has Hughes. It is net too mpch to say that this conference has possibilities of developing into the most import- ant international gathering in the world's history. Mach will depend upon’ Hughes, who, as head of the delegation of the nation calling the conference, will undoubtedly be chosen as its presiding officer, ' Ne such opportunity for world service and world fame has ever before\come to an American cabl- net officer. That step to success ien’t a side- atep. | 1 have been requested by our interest, but he seems to be deter mined to destroy the investment inking | the ships than he does aboul selling concerned about “saving hie own i ae of the “stck patient,” whieh he | f says he haw inherited, It ia under LETTERS TO EDITOR Low Fare, More Tax, He Ufges Editor The Star ows by any interruption of street ‘As an occasional reader of Seattle | Car service. Is it fair to exact the! tal cost of mainter from those east able to pay? Would there not} ion of your street CaF) ue equity in. a moderate fare, and | probiem. mit me to drop @ taxation on benefitted property tm monkey wrench into the discusston. | terest to make good any deficlt? A | Every wealthy person in Seattle has! public discussion and analya of an interest in the maintenance of| this proposition would be interest the system, tho-they may neverjing. Very truly, patronize it, Every property own W. C HARRISON, ¢r and business man would suffer Yakima, Wash. Protest Bouck’s Removal Editor The Star; |fore the state grange at Colville Jand find it nothing but truth; and, grange to send you the following | whereas, Brother Bouck was re resolugion and ask you to print the | elected by a large majority of the SS : | delegates after this address had| “Whereas, Brother William Bouck, | been delivered; } our worthy master of the Washing: | “Therefore, be it resolved, by | ton State Grange, has been suspend. | Bricdablik Grange No, 292, that we ed by National Master & J, Lowell | most earnestly protest against the | and, whereas, the patrons of this action of the national master, and srange have found Brother Bouck 4| demand Brother Bouck's reinstate- gentleman and a patriot, one who | ment. |takes his duties and life generally | “G. SHOLD, Master, very seriously; and, whereas, we|“Rriedablik Grange Mall, Pouisbro, have read bis masterly address be! Wash.” A Cleaner City for 1922 Editor The Star: {up and turn inQarmmabie, and in the Out of respect for the city In which | meantime a passerby comes along we are now living, is It not possible and throws a cigaret butt Into the that we may have a cleaner city by | grass causing it to ignite, Probably the time the Mowers are again in| the loss of a home or two resulta, bloom? | It also hurta the sale of property Seattle is noted for the many nat | when it is neglected and consequent | papers I have been Interested in your discus Can you please advise me if there : men often ask why Indians wear long What was the purpose of the council of wat ft many reasons; but I will tell a was to declare war or to plan a campaign. When would ask: Why should we cut war was declared the warriors put on warpeist, en Sete Oe ee The warpaint was a sign of mouming as well a8 races poker: llrounmpt ar eter a sign of war; and it generally consisted of black protects the head in many ways. alone. E me t z Ep E fi | El ; - is, Gee, but Boldt» Bread ip | Advertisement. = 3 - 4 ae THE COUNCIL OF WAR BY “DUAN” MILLER 4 ' ea would , to a council of war. A council of war was acoun- In the wigwam of The Sprechels “Savage” Tie Com Setar eto he cma cow |" aahe'h' Ren minute wb ewey| et rnemsgn@t Of Dove ox women. It was consid: pany in the Fal of 1919 was held » Councl of Wer. The | | a cowardice an Indian to cut hi iston to a Cord tire was made. It was ee ditions, and why not have a neater | day and improve your home and you Plain Words | *PPearahce in the empty lots that are | will enjoy It. You do it for friends | hair, for he thereby lowered the value of his scalp. further that this tire must be a mighty tire—mightier thes Parts newspapers are excited | numerous thruout the city official language at the Wash. [Ut Undue carelensness that makes | Hoping for « cleaner city, T am braided a little scalp lock, on the back of the head. That tire—the Savage Cond-~ie now.en the cache’ the empty lots not only unsightly Yours very reupectfully, —_ Se ee but dangerous. Tall grkss will grow OR 8, | This was for the convenience of the enemy in tak- toon tie wer path cad clahne the ahele tool, ethane * a ing the scalp. It sh to tie to the bridle i js thin i "totes ww cor | Says Credit Should Be Ole’s | ' tran armaments = = tidy en a “aera: ele ais stock market broke, and Liggett writes: “My assets have shrunkén in their market value over $5,000,000 fin the last eight months, “As I dictate this letter, my who put up the money to help me start this business. I see the original 14 employes, and I see it now—a tremendous organization doing business thruout the Eng- lish-speaking world with over $100,000,000 annual sales, with in- trinsic valnes back of it that do not justify the sale of any of our stocks at the present market price.” There, in Liggett’s loss, is a mighty tragedy for you. Shake- speare could have made it into a play. Compare your lot with Lig- gett’s. Are you glad you didn’t have the millions to lose? oe. There {s one consolation for you as wartime. values evaporate and you swallow your losses, The consolation is this—that, while the number of your dollars maybe steadily shrinking, the buying power of each dollar you have left is growing. " In the long run, your real wealth is your buying power, not the face value of your money. So, too, with income. “Industry” 4s a great word. Jump “in,” raise @ “dust” and “ry.” thing in Latin. The Latin went into cold storage and French took its place. That's because it per- mits finer shades of meaning. Which is exactly what isn't wanted at the conference. The sessions should be open and public, with no secrecy, The delegates should call a spade a spade. “Throw your gun away and I'll do the same.” That's the keynote of disarmament. Plain English expremes it, No fancy talk is necessary. Allmony 4s a shorter name for matrimonial reparations. Ireland can’t understand why they prefired “John” to Bull A Pleasant oe Sound Congressman Fordney declares that his tax bill represents a re Quction of $7 per capita or a save ing of $35 per year for the aver- uge family, ° When you want to fool the folks by making them believe they're fo get something rich and juicy, hand ‘em the per capita figures. Willie, Nellie and Susie have three apples—one apple per capita. Willie cats the three apples— consumption, one apple per capi- ta, however empty Nellie and Su- sie remain. , Fordney’s bill will, likely, take $7,000 per capita off big income getters and about 70 cents off the others, but the per capita sounds good asx a whole, don't you see? There doesn't seem to be any reat in peace. Prohitition ts one-half of bne por cent enforced. Editor The Star | political friends by giving them Knowing the facts as we do, noone credit for he Skagit; it will cost ean stand idly by and allow Dr. E./ from 75 t6 100 million dollars to| J. Brown and Phil Tworoger to pass | complete the undertaking. The next | up the one man who admits he) thing they will be doing is to give started the Skagit project |their friends credit for the Cedar It will be/ recalled that Ole Han-| river dam | son, after the Great Northern Rail-| Now that the street car is paying | way and the local power company |it would seem that some of Ole's | gave up thetr filings for the reason | “friends™ would go and take a back that after investigation they did not | seat They talked about imporsible | believe there was enough money in| contracts. The Skagit is a flock of | the world to develop it, went upon| white elephants as compared to the| the platform and «convinced the | street car |lewser light that it was good po Ole la now in olf Mexico minding litical bunk his own business—so is Villa, for Perhaps Doe fails to realize it,| that matter—has not been shot and | |but the fact remains that he ts| let us hope he will not be. | pulling a cruel joke on his now A FRIEND OF OLE’S. Attacks School Expenses | Editor The Star: | Payer, has no wage, living or dead, | The Tax Reduction Council of} In no other walk of life is the Seattle has made every effort tp as-| party who puts up the money not |sivt the school board directors of | given a voice in its disposal. If one | Seattle district No, 1 to economize | goes to make a purchase, if the and reduce expenses price don't sult, or the goods do | After several meetings with the| not appeal to the purchaser as be. | board, it has become very clear that | ing worth the money, he can leave [the school board is not only not) it, and walk away with the money, | going to reduce any expenses, but} but in the subject of government, Jit is not going to make any effort!ai that can be done is pay the along this line money (taxes), and the interested | One of the strange features of the | situation is that at no time and in no way is any consideration given to the taxr party will use all that can be pro vided and call for more. These are some of the facts that the party of the | the Tax Reduction council is finding third part who pays the bills and is | out, and if the school board hasn't supposed to receive the benefit) any interest in the facts, perhaps (heaven save the mark!) | the taxpayers may be induced to | No n of whether the tax-|wake up, and at least find out | payer afford to pay such a high| where the money goes. | tax; he poor teacher must be MRS, E. E. STEWART, givery @ living wage” even if the tak 720 Nob Hill ave., Seattle, An Auto Ex-Convict Writes | Editor ‘The Star: happen to see the sign that read I am one of those unfortunates|"No standing south to corner." As | who happen to own an auto, You|there was a @ar obstructing the jof course know that to purchare! sign and another car standing about }an automobile is to automatically! 20 feet ahead, I simyly backed in | become fa lawbreaker and every | between the two cars and figured thing that goes with it | that I was safe, it not being a com The other day I was arrested be-| mercial zone. cause, by mistake, I happened to} 1 then walked across the street~ stand my car for 10 minutes in #| paid a bill and returned to the car place where I shouldn't. to find myself arrested. You see, it was this way, I didn’t Upon asking tho officer was 1 a THE SPRECKELS “SAVAGE* TIRE CO. : OUR GEST ASSET IS THE SATIGFIED CUSTOM. THE SPRECKELS “SAVAGE” TIRE COMPANY Afden's Tire Shop 2231 Lombard .Ave., Everett, Wael e's Tire Shop Chohalis, Wash. . 5 Index Auto Ce, Index, Wash. ; Cor, Jackson St. and Western A) Patrick Sage re, ¥. M, Silver Lake, Wash, SAN DIEGO. CALIFORNIA- FACTORY BRANCH : 918 East Pike Street 607 E Pike ts eee ae Watertront Garage 83 Uaversity St Bradley & 1507 12th Ave, 4857 Rainier Ave, Georgetown Garage 625 Duwamish Ave, 2101 Westlake . Lincoln Service Garage 45th and Stone Way 614 K, Pike st, —_ ‘8 Service Station 4909 Gtone Way Independent Garage ae Woodlind Ave, Mercer 8. Admiral Way Tire Shop 4217 Admiral Way 5305 Leary Ave, Douglas & Douglas, the Tire Surgeons. Brenrion, Wash. / | sl .\7e¢pe oh, -i-, | do? nen he Pe’) hl’ ee ee ee ee ee eee ee ee ee eee eee