The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 3, 1921, Page 6

The Seattle Star By wan, out of bee par month; # Menthe F154) ¢ monte #18: year, 08 th the State of Washington aide ef (he etate Bee per month. 4¢ for & montha of 59.08 par Fear, By carrier, ctty, ite per week. Rewerarer — Rnterprive — Assoctation and Untied Prem Servica Pebhet ad Daly by The Mar Pudi ing Ca Phese Main 604 Two piles of apples on the Moor in the back room of the Brocery store, Proprietor and Glerk lug barrel in. ‘The clerk is brand new—that fe, in this store. He's worked | fruit markets before. He picks up two handfuls of Witle apples and says: up. The chil tions, to be si treasury. Si | LF E is sometimes cruel to the gener- | ous; it often spares the selfish. Witness the case of Mrs. Louise eae Bachtell. With a loving husband and ganail at the bottom p : ; 7 “Certainiy aot.” replied the mine children, she lived in a snug 16. These are owner, “Honesty is the best pol iey, my boy. Put little applies the top and the large ones a! bottom. cee AN OPTIMIST ‘Tho punctures rile some folks, Not so with Johnny Boobs He docxn't give a hang, For Johnny fixes tubes. eee cottage within the shadow of the big pines of Roosevelt park. Then suddenly the Grim Reaper stalked past the cottage. The bread- winner of the family was stricken with apoplexy. He died on the 21st day of April. Now the waxen face of Want stares the family in the face. Their cottage will be taken from them. The children, the youngest 20 months, will be placed in — The yao will go out as ye tack. @ Charwoman ora laundress. fae conctnts st'the' fan ine weck.| Bachtell was only 41 when he died. (= the ye a |He had not had time to secure a compe- diay part ot tence for his family. The pension that ? the widow secures will not amount to over $40 a month. All available funds And, believe us, he said seven dol were used up to pay funeral —oe lars’ worth of Febbieford—a mouth | And there is another little life com jing into the world shortly! ‘en children — happy, contented, limousine! a well-kept |. They do n Pay up, folks, pay up. You lott! that bet we made with you some time ‘ago. Remember? We bet all comers that Newberry would never serve in Prison—and he's not going to, Pay up. thy and a lit gether. been a lot o Dr. Mark A. “You steal small things. If I was &@ thief I'd steal big or not at all” can Yeomen. large families. that sentiment to practical use. If you would help this little family, | send funds—no matter how little—to protestants against this expenditure THE SEAT Mrs. Louise Bachtell and three of her nine children. Another baby is expected. dren will be sent to institu- upported out of the public x of the nine children are under 15. A girl of 20 is the oldest. Next is a boy, 18. The third is a girl, treasures that would make happy the home of many wealthy cou-| °° ples. How they would fill a palatial) ne onty setter tor the achoot, that | from the architects, te not an in| How they would bubble out of a well-kept home and flow over |-are awn. ot ask that. All that they need is a little food to keep them heal- tle home to keep them to- Society owes them that. There has f talk about the glory of Now is the time to put Matthews, Dr. J. D. O. This committee is making an effort ' TLE STAR [Letters to the ‘Editor— ON RETRENCHMENT IN SCHOOLS Editor The Star, We who tought aguinst the Roosevelt extravaganza five way to your right of opinion in the matter, but when you point the finger of accusation against the op ponents of this great expenditure for one sehool and say “Just now the attack te on the | Roowevelt high, next time it may be lou the grade schopls or on free text books,” we feel it inoumbent upon us to call your attention to the fact that the expenditure of this ts now « Airect attack on the one high and many grade unite #o urgently needed lat Unie time. | No attack made could be no direct jin damage, Incidentally the attack has already been made on free text books. By us? Not eo, By Mr Carl Croson, one of the tree good members whe voted for the expends ture, You may know that Mr Croson delivered @ speech upon this |aubject a few works aga. Bince that time these same men have voted the domentic sctencs, manwal training and garden work out of the grade schoolx other than at industrial centers, | We are willing to ee them re trench; thankful to them for giving us of their valuable time; but when the public asks retrenchment and ts met With it only where it hurts mort, thén what? The high school pupfia are to pay a five-doliar fee, Who ts hort there? ‘The child who makes hin or ber own way; and five dollars in much te that one; but what is five dollars as against several hundred thousand for our children? You are right, “Shall ft be tn a« Miggardiy way, or ahall it be mate in a way that fs fitting for our chil. dren?™ Are our children the one fifth who attend high school or the four-fifths who never go there? Does not the little home-ownlog father of the four-f¥fths child new pay propor \Uonately more than the other par “ Questions of health, sanitation, bygienr, will be answered if sent to Information 0 1. 0, & Pole TODAY'S QUESTION Now do you mmnage to grt up early in the morning? j ANSWHKS Hi. ATMSTRONG, 927 Tist ave.) “Ty letting the wife drive the fiir ver into « collision the night before, thereby getting me too excited to/ | sleep soundly.” EB. P, CHAISRAPT, 6770 26th ave. N. Ki: “Phe bell tn the fire station acrom the street Inaves me no dis cretion.” A. J. STTANWNOM, 1700 15 ave: “I never could understand it It Jost comes natural and easy for me.” 1. D. ANGE'VINM, 1208 15th ave. W.: “By uring @ mental derrick on my- self when the alarm, clock ringn If you've got an easy formula, impart it, boy, impart it” MISS DAISY HENTY, 1033 Union jet: “Ob, 1 work the old trick of set beparten: Me Health Service, Washington, D. C. Hemorrhages From Langs T have hemorrhages of the Inngs oceme stone: times, weigh 205 Hemorrhages trom the a history of having had pneumonia © | three times, makes a physician af ones suspect pulmonary tuberculoma, Let me suggest that you consult @ | qualified physician at once, and have him give you «™thoro examination, In addition to thin, nee that you geq plenty of fresh air, good, nourishing | food and a proper proportion of rea& and work. i Learn to use @ clinical thermeme: ter to take your temperature . ly, and be sure to rest in bed if have any fever. Should you be » fering from tuberculosian, bear im mind that the disease ts curable if th patient takes proper care of himseit, ON A VACATION Convict—I'm here for having five wives. Vinitor—-How are yon enjoying ting my clock aheod and then de your lberty?—New York Bvening \cetve myvelf into thinking I'm de Mushrooms contain almost the mame chemical constituents an meats Worl, ved.” oe ti DSS = a ’>>)* Aorw t. it in an exeure, It reeds the enantmous opinion that the tate a good and reonomic interprets tion and solution ef the program of requirementa as met forth by the board.” ete Why should the program of re quirements for the Roosevelt high be = much greater than that for other high achools? Why $250,000 for the Past bigh onty? Are we to have an epidemic of temporary measle #pots in the way of high echools for other dintriete? No, we are not epreading potron. You wit find tn the names of the men lke Nathan Eeketein and wom en who have given freely of their Powers or to W. A. Bostwick, district ims 4n4 money to education for manager of the Brotherhood of Ameri- many years pest. Mr, Shorrock eaid that everyone tn public work seems to wish retrench- ment to begin elsewhere Ne bodies are trying to well-behaved! The gods have been to raise $2,000 to buy the little cottage Smite cart. Why shall the schools ywrain |good to the Bachtells, But they have for the family. polis hn nfl is Stash wesapeiep eases call tor | been cruel, too. Are there 200 people in Seattle who| Mr. mater, we are with ywu for aking, Unless enough can be raised will give $10 each? Are there 2,000 /Fominta vet not for breaking’ down seve: | £0F the family, it will have to be broken who will give $1 each? [sein eae oe ma i a never éo@n anything for Observations So roeeeeeet French war machine, it is reported today, is ready to oc- cupy Germany. Evidently Marshal Foch has a scheme by which one can kill a cow for meat and milk it, too. one you're wanting are in a pinch, you turn and talk about lumber’s “lead-pipe cinch.” eee WEE HOURS WIT Announcement is made that Senator Poindexter will be a candidate again next year. After a term or two in the sen-| ate a man is liable to do most anything. | In other words, Newberry gives his accusers the rasp- | Ship’s bunker had nearly $100,000 worth of narcotics | when seized here. Bunkers can’t bunco Uncle Sam. | ig that ten-dollar subscription to the Orthopedic hos- pit. Some day someone will write a movie in which the hus-| band and wife love each other uninterrupted by a third party. All recently deceased grandmothers having been resur-! rected, business will proceed with full benefit of office boys after midnight. Doctor he is willing to admit ink faster when caught er 5 in thea m oe SWEFT SIXTEEN Jay Haas is getting sentimental He says some men are so grouchy they do not think that a girl baby is Mt to kise until she is sixteen. A WORD FROM JOSH WISE What th’ country needs ts men equipped with non-skid brains. . than © decade ago eur ehief am- was to leave school, After lamp- he comely pedagogues of to- 7, we decided that going .. Be ‘composer’ room foreman:|UNtil the Worruld Serious. | Wiease sot tne toregome in agate; our per BEES ‘ Foccdackes * Sat Print without getting) ~~ Success depends just as much on knowing what not to do| eee ‘The nickel-plated castor of] spoon, | Offered for the best example of base ingratitude, is hereby awarded to a New York World reporter, who was invited to a banquet by Mayor Hy an and then “played up hia story the fact that booze was served. The city ed., we ferl, should be held as @N accessory before the fact, eee as what to do. | Stock exchange has another “million share day.” Spring is here and the fish are biting again. That 70-year-old New York man who confessed to bigamy proves that in the spring an old man’s fancy, etc. I { . oe | _ Ladies, do you know anything worse than to have a rain jright after washing the windows? go on the! APs rae "Sites sick. Just| Funny, isn’t * how many fishing worms you find when stand around and listen to some six | Spading the garden and how few when digging for bait? feen-year-old girl shoot the hot-air | . -j yicitg Over the telephone to some candy-| legged kid for an hour or two. eee ODE TO AN AUTO REA rap. mae ea My Ponnie bent over the gaa tank| A tragedy of spring—the passing out of the well-known ‘The height of the contents to see; buckwheat cake, es. _A MODEL LETTER Oh, bring back my Bonnie te me! . . Full many a star of seasons yet to come ‘The uncut bushes hide from city | eve; Froll many a star of seasons that are BY DR. WILLIAM E. BARTON | ‘The story is that a man of African descent, @ resident of Kentucky, jhad been sentenced to hang. | At first he was not greatly interested, but as the date of his execu Now that the steel trust has ent | tion drew near, he grew apprehensive. Ho mentioned the matter to the Prices, don't fall to tell your grocer J#ller, who suggested that he write to the governor, and offered to serve @Nd meat man about it, as amanuensis, Mose took five minutes to consider, and composed a oe letter ax follows: “Dear Marse Guvnah: They is fixing to hang me come Friday, EINSTEIN SAYS IS TRUE and here it am Tuesday. Mose Johnson.” Removal Notice—1I have removed! I venture to think that few governors have ever received an appeal for from the office where I was to the executive clemency which would be likely to go farther than this one.| Offices where I now am. James R.|The governor certainly would read it thru if he began {t,eand I am oer SEA SICK Tt 1s unnecessary to Wenatchee to get sea In Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to—ask Young Man Gompers. gone Is dimly shining in the timber high. eee THIS PROVES THAT WHAT Doo; Reid. —Advertisement in Miami, Fia,|tain that this is not true of all petitions received by governors and other Herald, people. This letter stated the situation in eufficient de was accurate | eee - |in its dates; and it put the case squarely up to the gov or. } Tumulty announces that he, too,| 1 do not know what the governor did about it. My own heart goes out) intends to write « book about Wood-|to Mose. I read #0 many tedioun lotters, explaining to me at wearisome Tow Wilson. We wish somebody | length what the writers want, [ should be disposed to do much for a man Would break the monotony by writ-| who could state his case so concisely as Mose, ing a book about Tom Marshall | The ability to write a good letter, to say what needs to be aaid, oon 2 4 claely, courteously, tactfully and jucidly, and then to stop with a clear! PRESUMING THAT CHICKENS (efinition of the thing that needs to be me and the person who ought ARE BARRED FROM THIS to do it, Is much to be coveted. I firmly be ¢, with St. Paul, that in PARTY [innumerable cases “The letter killeth.” | Invitations have been issued to ev. If it be objected a defect in the letter of Mowe that he @id not tell) ery farmer in Putnam county to take|the governor precisely what he wanted, even this I consider a virtue.| part in the biggest rooster party ever | Even governors must have a cortain watistaction in exercising some de Peld in this coumty—Greencaatle, | «ree of initiative aud not do @Al the thine What they are tld to do or| Ind., Herald, not do, / y By Edmund Vance Cooke “Never mind the noisy hammer, Tho he makes @ constant clamor,” Bald the anvil to the shoe. “On my surface you are pounded, On my beak your ovals rounded; It la I who fashion you.” “From Beersheba to Danville, fone #o lary am the anvil,” Said the hammer to the shoa “He jurt alts there daily, yearty, While I work my head off, nearly, Shaping hundreds such gs you.” Sald the long tongs to the furnace, “By your ancestor, Avernust Listen to that boastful crewt Tt is I who graep and hold tt, Twiet It, turn it, mhape tt, mold ft, It ts I who make the shoe.” Raid the forge, “Aye, truly, truly, All these rascals boast unduly; Even, one might way, a» you, Tia by me the tron Is heated, And repeated, and repeated, Till at last I make the shoe.” Bald the philosophic bellows, “My congratulations, fellowal All you may in doubtless #0, An for me, my fate’ contrary; Ebeu! 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