The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 29, 1921, Page 6

Seattle Star By wan, ont of Gee per month: 3 onthe 61.56, 6 montha F121. reer, 0, tn the Mate of Washington ef the otate. Ife per month. R440 for & mantha or F964 per ‘Fear, Ry carrier, city, ite per week Rewepaper Enterprise — Aasectation And Untied Press Service I" is easy to feel amused if you’re watching the dentist pull the other fellow’s teeth. And, no doubt, it is easy to smile at the other fel- low’s matrimonial trials and tribulations, Indeed, it becomes a rip-roaring joke when the parties at interest are in what is frequently termed the “puppy” age. Confess. You've read the story of little Lucille Ross of Portland and her 16-year-old husband, Homer, and chuckled. smile of amusement. you did. “Kids playing at the marriage game,” you prob- ably said. And you weren’t a bit surprised that it was about to end in the divorce court. It didn’t ap- pear in the least bit tragic. Now comes another chapter in the youthful ro- mance. This “baby” husband and “wife” are re- united. Unbeknown to their parents, they sought each other out; and eloped a second time. Life stretched out before Lucille Ross full of love ¥* and happiness when she became the bride of young You chuckled. You know ” ie Sh * 1° nearly every Risa Baber | Homer. She may not have been conscious of it, but 2 co when he wants some | she was instinctively searching for that elusive thing q oe * we call happiness. Homer, no doubt, felt he had Be ls found it and would forever retain it. year old boy. We quote from our 1912 files: “Happiness—that which cannot be bought or sold for one moment—is attainable by all, tho possessed by few. While apparently a negligible quality, measured by no earthly standard, it is more es- teemed and envied than the greatest honors con- ferred by any earthly prince or potentate. Fame and ambition can lay no claim to it, and certain it is that money alone does not bring it. Every mo- tive has its ultimate end in happiness, and every prayer has some mention of it. A mother’s first thought for her son is, ‘Will he be happy?’ and the whole wish of the bride is for happiness. The surest way to obtain happiness is set forth in the following words: “True happiness eomes only from the joy of serving others.’ “Happiness—that for which men plot and scheme all their lifetime! Its formula is complete —it is yours to take—take it.” If the Ross couple, no younger than the boy who wrote the above, can understand the soul of this essay WE SEND ANOTHER SIRE TO/was carried away by the wind, the roses died and Having had such immediate suc |turned a hideous brown. een te Ereeent And now, almost as suddenly as they were swept witing him to Seattle and|; ‘ : ; “Alaska, we feel encouraged to write into the divorce court, they are out of it again on the “him another message. as follows: /uncharted matrimonial sea, again convinced that “President W. Gamaliel Harding, |happiness is theirs “Washington, D. C. a SS § “rs. “On behalf of many Seattleites, What are their chances? /Washingtonites, Alaskaites, and oth “on * : ers, the editor of Home Brew re-| There is no tragedy quite so relentless as that of Se, Snewes 02 snd to ovr |to0 youthful marriage,” we are told by one authority. Tou intend to end the war soon, we} Yet the pages of history are replete with great “hasten to suggest it to you vo that loves that began in youth and remained constant when you end it, we can take due . b 4 : r % eredit for the same” unto death. It is not that youth is incapable of true os ali love, but that it too frequently misses the essential je Yacht ctub is to hear an ex |; ; "2 2 < + 22 : tiation vnue o Brin hry, oe, af har ba! happiness. ’ relativity. t's all very well, ¥ 8S ha SS f (There are those who can tell us about | a} abeaw, “ Snoee!? wee onic the Toth. dance et us avout) One of the best essays on “Happiness” was con old was Ann. They can tell us what of the 10 lost tribes of Israel who the Man in the Iron Mask was. But who, oh, who, can tell us! ___ when prohibition is to begin? ; “ea | | “Try this pome on your chande "Mer," writes Dafty Dill: The sweetest words I've read, by heck, Are these in a letter: “Find inclosed check.” < eee WHAT'S ALL THE ROW ABOUT? | ‘The monthly meeting of the Amo | class of the First Baptist church | Will be hell Tuesday evening at the of Mi Jennie Eckroate of 501 —Massilion (0) Inde A eee © _ One of the executors of the Mra. | Russell Sage estate has the task of 4 ng $58,000,000 in four years. if he runs out of ways we suggest t he consult the King county r 8 OF any member of the council, the legislature or the tional house of representatives. eee WORK Work is the result of Adam's crav- ing for apples. If he had used a lLit- tle Judgment back there in the Gar- den of Eden, we might all have been sitting around playing pinochie or ‘something today, But he didn't, and | that’s why we mortals of the present have’to buy alarm clocks. ) There are many kinds of work However, the second-story variety is| tite most profitable, if one Ix a good | telimber. Among the other kinds are - Hfancy, degree, open (hosiery), house > ~and—but why go on like this when 7 you can think of 'em as easily as we fean? } Wait Mason, the bard of Emporia. + Kan, who has upset the tradition { that there is no money in writing po- _setry, says. § Our one best bet is honest sweat, tAnd toil’s our greatest treasure.” t Work is the badge of respectability fand there is some consolation in the "fast that our neighbors have to do it, #too. Furthermore, if it wasn't for { toll, we couldn't appreciate vacations ‘There are a good many things to be | said about the subject, but we have | "noticed that very few men have ever {bought limousines on the proceeds— unless they used it as @ transitive | happiness. claim to it, and certain it is that money alone does not bring it.” Nor is it the possession merely of mature years. Japanese diet scoms to provoke indigestion —Wall Street Journal, Money talks except in Germany, where it squeals. — Washington Post. “Baby divorcee” clopes with her eon husband. Too young or too wiser, which? The portion of a law usually found unconstitutional is the teeth.—Canton Repository. What Charles thought was @ recall turned out to be @ recou.—Norfoik Virginian-Pilot. | Profiteering in coal is rare, says @ trade journal | folx Virginian-Pilot, And also raw.—Nor- | York Evening Mail, It may be true Sam Gompers honeymooned in an open shop hotel came about as the result of a new union But it With all street car warrants poid in cash,.an ind a healthy balance left iv ‘There's little left to swear off ex. | the trearury, it is pardonable, we hope, to ask once more, what's become of pting taxes. | the croakers who used to call it an “impossible” contract? eee Beems like there is considerable resentment against the chap who refused to get off the telephone line the other night when someone wanted to re port a fire. Mebbe we may not be so indignant when we find how long it took him to get his number. | ! REMARKS | FOR... Ever notice that some of the small- automobiles have the loudest a . . OUGHT TO KNOW , Even a street car motorman, who Ought to know better, forgets that ‘red is a dangerous sign when he sees it on a girl's face . When a man is looking for trou “bie he never has to hire a detective | “to help him find it | {SETH TANNER ? It's no great moral wrong to use and powder. Girls have bet tandards today than G. Q. Blanchard, | rouge 25 years Germany is the only European | urnish a — gooe “ nation that will profit thru the war. nbn a S000 Sram, Dean Samuel A. Brown, New York “gd se out Mle ang | thorough | University Medical college | oe | The British terror in Ireland will | break before there is any weakening $5.00 Jof our people.-Kamonn de Valera a a a It's a fine thing to belong to al political orgunization, but «finer thing to be an American at all times Franklin D. Roosevelt, former as- | Jwistant secretary of the navy | | The war of | cident in the |for 2,000 jand the 1 | The first time a man is elected is | doubtless the most thrilll un not sure but that is most #atinfying. * OPTICAL CO. ’ (incorporated) TW trusts seems to have | ere introduced in the last ‘\ growed _ | withont any ine seed | total of about 13,000 bill» | 1514 WESTLAKE AVE, an’ bulletins from th’ govern. | this nature (pe private | Between Pike d Pi ment. Mighty few uy us see all | claims, ete.) und it cont $7 apiece to 2 eee ty’ mistor shows us print them.—Senator Moses. | Laugh, If You Will, at the “Baby” Elopers Inquiring Reporter But They’re Only Searching, Like the Rest of Us, for That Elusive Thing Called Happiness It wasn’t a mere and flitting | Dr yrayson a : . Way not?’ abe Ruth wrote one | Then, just as her fingers were about to rd it, * 8 the lovely crystal shattered, the bit of thistledown | \tributed in a Star contest a few years ago by a 15-| and can follow its precept, they have their chance for | For neither “fame or ambition can lay} Observations The howse of Hapsburg has become the house of Perhapsbyra —New! FRIDAY, APHID &, 1921. CONSISTENC BY BERTON BRALKY THE SEATTLE STAR He stood on # ony } He talked ¢ ion With vigor While waving 7 Our rulers, he said, we And bound that free TODAY'S QUEST Do you think it will rain? ANSWERS M. V. HILL, Edmonds, Wash He naid we |"Certainly not, Why He waxed both ¢ that question about Sar And while in a WAL ts OSBORNE The laws that he Navarre “T have Protected hin nigns of it.” (Or else, it ¢ ss j CLAIUENCE HL JONES, Central Someone w have caved in his nob? | bidg.. “If it doewn't it ll be a calam And #0, with ndiminished. iy He spout 1 aloud HOWARD EWING, 2407 41et ave. And the cor r " things were finished N Call my attenuc to it when it Becorted him out of the crowd does. I want to nee what rain looks (Copyright, 1921, by Newspaper Enterprise Association) like.” : Imost every soda fountain serves Coffee 1 : And the better the soda fountain the better the coffee. Many soda fountains ; now serve as good coffee as you make yourself at home. 1 The next time you are wondering what to order at the soda fountain—think of Coffee. It is the one beverage you never tire of —more popular today than ever be- fore. We drank more than 45,000,000,000 cups last year in the United States. off Sh Mrs. Lucille Ross JOINT COFFEE TRADE PUBLICITY COMMITTER 14 Wall Street, New York r | ' ' HATS OFF TO HER! , e ‘ | ' | BY DR. WILLIAM E. BARTON ‘ — About one person in every 150 in the United States ts a school ‘ teache A vastly larger number have at one time or another taught ‘ nchool. Tonight, €50,000 achool-teachers have left their dewks, thankful ‘ that they do not have to return until Monday morning | : The word “teacher” has become a feminine noun. Four out of every : five teachers are women. The men are’ largely superintendents, or { | teachers of chemistry or manual training. Of the 650,000 teachers of al) norts, 620,000 are women, Most of them are young women. A majority oboe | Of these young woren one-third are now finixhing thetr first year nited : jot school-teaching, and another third are teaching school for the last Paul . which prod ' time. Some of them are going into businenn life; but most of them mbalt of ail the COFPER used intend to marry. That is just exactly what they ought to do. They the United States of America. : ought to be keenly on the loc ut for geod opportunities to marry: and young men ought to take a good look into the school room when they are seeking for a wife | These girls, who teach an average of not much more than three | years, are for the most part intelligent and with two or three years | of training beyond the grimmar sohoot Their experience tn teaching [1s & good review of their own work in the classroom, and a good prop- | yaration for the care of a home and the training of children of their| jown. They are for the most part self-reliant, dignified, attractive, and | are capable of being good home makers | We need more teachers: we heed more mature teachers: we need more men teachers Rut thie is not what we are now talking about We |are considering the value to the United States of more tnan half a | million young women, who give an average of three and one-half yours) of their young womanhood to our public schools Hats off to the American school ma'am! , -the universd This is Coffee dealers’ of The for it in Te wilt cote. the sign tus. Loe! J drink great |THE NEW EDISON “The Phonograph With a Soul” At the Club and in the Best Cafes « + You'll find Snow Flakes served with broths, soups, oysters, salads and cheese. Everyone likes to nibble these crisp, tasty soda wa- fers. Sold by grocers in red packages and family tins. Laboratory Model | is the one illustrated above— | the instrument that he spent two million dollars to perfect —and you can hear it your- self in our music rooms at Don't ask for crackers any time. It is the same instrument —say SNOW FLAKES which astounded Seattle musical critics at the Collins and Harlan tone test a few weeks ago, when these fam- ous artists tested it with their own voices. And not only is this the instrument which perfectly reproduces the human voice but it is also a perfect re- producer of dance and in- strumental music—the musi- cal marvel for every musical occasion, New Edisons $95 to $500 All on | Very Easy P.C. B. GRAHAM CRACKERS Another P. C. B. product : Delicately baked, crisp and tasty. Will prove a pleasing addition to any meal. Your grocer can supply you. Pacific Coast Biscuit Co. “pealtie’s musical | Headquarters”