The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 25, 1921, Page 6

MONDAY, APRIL 25, 1927. lame thing to another fellow know.” ‘ ROR DAY, %18 Linden Aves ‘Don't be coupling my name wi such an idea. Somebody mig! | you seriously.” ‘ W. FL WATSON, 920 EB. Pike “I'll work first.” SEATTLE STAR AS OTHERS SEE THE WORLD ||SETH TANNER Editorials and Comments Reprinted From Various Newspapers THE Neither the City Nor Public Market Wants Back Against Wall ite tt | heed the public market in the old district. The burden of | 4 THE SHIPPING BOARD (Frome the Yakima Kepublic ‘The United States Shipping Board ts one of the mort important saat rexponsible bodies under the administration. Places on this board should | be given to strong, capable and useful men. They should not be handed | over to down and outers and hasbeenn ‘The delegation from this state in said to be a unit tn urging W. H. Hum- | phrey for one of these places, Tho delegation is in poor business, It has no sufficient excuse for taking such & stand. The Washington dispatches may th&t the presidene does not approve of the idea of taking care of Mumpbrey, and says that rather than appoint him he will go to California for the second coast man. He ix to be com. mended ‘Thin state should have one of the members of the board. We hope the delegation will have the judgment and good taste to indorse some man who can and should be named. If it fails in this reepect the president should hand it the snub which it deserves. In the Editor’s Mail MEDICS IN DOUBT “Vias your aunt gone under the knife yet” “Net yet. She's #0 fat the sor geons don't know whether to operate jor blast."-New York Evening World. Tt may be true, as doctors say, that the only thing beer will cure is thiret, but more than one man has \died from thirst——Detroit Free Press Pyramiding ’ Result of Daddy, bring home some of Boldt's French pastry —Advertisement, Bi HINTS ON THE H.C. OF L. ‘A fellow can't afford to sit around much these days—it costs so) much to halfsole your trousers.” “A rolling pin gathers no dough.” eee EXAMINATION FOR P. 0. ap. POINTMENT ~~ What's your name? . George Kafoosh. What's your Wifi. name? I haven't anyrwite, hay nat OUKi her name be if you y M pe Pal your grandfather's a Squibbs. A ios son ects Gui) te the inct e > HGrding. Who are you going to vote for in the next election? Harding. Who are the democrats? Pe i The democrats are our enemies. “Who are the republicans? God's noblemen. How much fs a twocent stamp worth? Two cents. Good—what color ts it? Rea. What railroad is Chicago near? et i i oH anf ul tit n if 4 ef all q & i é » f ai | } i EE il PEPes? arte Bose ctsaees i ff 5 Bs 3 It's hard to make the average 17- year-old girl believe that when she is 40 those glorious dimples will turn to wrinkles. eee OR A $1 SHIRT If the average wife has thought ot | every imaginable way to spend woe allowance and has exhausted the en- tire repertoire, then she is almost | sure to buy her husband a red neck- the. eee No, nothing is more touching than the retailer story to the customer when he tries to explain why the Prices do not decline. eee ‘the difference between poetry and verse is that anybody can understand verse. eee ‘There is none so disagreeable as the fellow who almost agrees with you. eee Wasted effort, L ¢., a jet black col- ored citizen wearing a pair of horn- rimmed glasses. ‘eee Some time ago this column in- quired, “What has become of the old-fashioned feller who jingled his Money in his pants pocket?” It has finally dawned upon us that a feller {* in luck to have a pair of | pants these days, let alone anything to jingle in ‘em. eee Lather Burbank may yet be able to make a wallflower look like a per- fect peach. oe. DANGEROUS HEIGHT Mother—What do you think of the new nursemaid, George? Father—She looks capable, my Gear, but she's so terribly tall. Think what a distance poor baby will have to fall when she drops him!—Pitts- burg Press. ‘| “The young woman equipped with proof must rest with those who want it moved to show why this should be done. So far, there has been no such proof. The congestion, of coarse, must be relieved. But it can be re- jlieved as well in the old public market district as in the one pro- |posed in the Westlake district. A feasible and adequate plan is \before the council. It is to come up for action today. Let not the council delay action, and let it not mistake the right action. * It ig of extreme importance to the city that no one should be put with his back to the wall needlessly. If the public market is Imoved, many business men, who have built up their business and invested their money in the present location, will be immeasur- ably injured. On the other hand, those who would be benefited in the Westlake district are not business men who have depended upon the public market, but speculators only. The city does not want its back against the wall, and it does not want its business men in that predicament, or anywhere in that vicinity. Crome Saree cere ut enero Gerecins. Pretty tg rend Farm& acar Laporte, Ind.. digs up five-pound mastodon tooth. Think Of the awful toothache possibilities. All skulls look much like. Yet you can travel months without finding) two feces alike. Nature ws a marvelous ertist—or cartoonist, J. &, Thompron, Scotch sctentiat, Jiadiske shah the aocth site be clieh al re @ race of winged reptiles 1,000,000 years hence. This prodably will keep | (5) you woake wights Italy, pressed for funds, leases the Colosseum to a theatrical company. Italian senate roars that this is desecration. 8till, the Colosseum originally wes @ thectre. Desecration, if emy, will be in the type of playa Boery carteasture has 3 cownterpart ta real life. .5-2)6. Prom the dack end of a moving wan, even the best of furniture looks Uke @ collection in an old attic. Dawish natidhal musewm official says that the petrified woman fownd in @ hollow tree im South Jutland, ts $000 years old. How old ts the tree? elise rio ts 068,000. Bvery weck or 0, fire destroys 4900 dwellings m Jopen. Is it Rad fire? Maybe what the Germans want te to pay the indemnity in pepe marks instead of gold marks. Don't worry about the industrial crisis in Bugiend. [tT wind up of the polls, Ballots beat bullets New York man ts said to have kept to wives im the same house. Won- der what No. 1 and No. 2 talked about when papa was at the office. lobe ain) yer cn "ealen uw ’ After 17 yeart, Chief Gunner Coz gets the congressional medal of hener. Sti, that’s almost a speed limit for Washington. ae) a) ca,c7 G oS. eofes! Cheer Up! BY WHIT HADLEY Lowell said: “And he who waits to have his task marked out, shall die and leave his errand unfulfilled.” o2a,c2 at eee . Charlies Lee Cook, Louisville millionaire, fs a cripple without legs. He was born in poverty, taken from schfeol when seven, and has never walked in his life. Last year he refused @ $40,000 a year job. During a recent examination he displayed a vocabulary of 37,000 words and defined 15,000 synonyma, He studied mechanics in a wheel chair, invented the automatic lubricat- tog devices ured on all transatlantic shipe, designed and built at Brune wick, Ga., the largest creosoting works in the world, and has now made |@ device which enables one man to do the work of 30 skilled mechanics. For 12 years he toiled in obscurity in his father’s stable, working 17 hours a day in his wheel chair. is retired. oa en 7 cyt eee ‘Twenty-nine years ago Louls Jay Horowitz arrtved, an immigrant from Poland. His first job was errand boy at $3 a week. Today he is one of the greatest builders in the world, a place to which he has risen by grit, vision and ability to overcome obstacles. | dent of the Thompson-Starret Co. of New York. He says: “Every man, no matter how old, has it In his power to fix the value of his services, and in a great measure to determine them.” eee He i# pree- Philip Curtiss, who has written the successful new sertal, “Wanted—a Fool,” says: “I have never lost my original conviction that man’s best bet is to #tnk or swim on his chosen line.” Company. REMARKABLE REMARKS “In my opinion, Seattle's munic- ipal raitway system will be abso- Intety on @ cash basis in less than two years.”—-Mayor Hugh M. Cald-| well. | by 1920. good teeth, either by nature or man's handiwork, is best fitted to retain | the affections of a man.”—Dr. C. J. Hollister, ‘Pennsylvania department| 1 ¢ancer hereditary? Growers Canning Com SAYS PROHISITION IS INTEMPERANCE Mditor The Star: The Voletend act in perhaps more extensively violated than any other law ever on our fed eral statute book. If all its transgremors were to re oetve fall sentences the majority of our people, including the majority of our state and national legisiators and enforcement officers, would um doubtedly be bebind the bara. It will not do to my that thin vast army of law breakers are criminals. Among them are many of our beet citizens, who thoroly believe In sane law and its strict enforcement. If they knew a scheme was on foot to wayiny you, to burglarize your house or set it on fire, they would quickly sound the alarm and gladly give you aid in apprehending the culprit. But if they knew you had on hand some some brew or private stock —well, they might my “give me a pull out of your bottle,” and let it go at that Prohibition ia intemperance and fanaticiem in thelr worm form, and in #0 regarded by millions of moral, upright, patriotic American citizens Selling share and share the combined price of preferred and common, therefore, is see thoroughly desirable investment with a future as well as a present—backed growth has amazed the Pacific Northwest. Let’s analyze the growth of the berry and small fruit packing industry, as represented in the development of the 2 ree & Sumner Fruit pany — an organization whose success has been so conspicuous as to attract National and International attention. The Puyallup & Sumner Company from the first has been the inspiration for the organization of the larger company, and is now the Oregon-Washington Canning & Preserving Going back to 1910, the Puyallup & Sumner was doing an annual business of $500,000. This business has grown eleven-fold—to $5,500,000 SRATTLE fenttte Petters)» te ey Ban of Cattrornta, N. Ae Metropolitan National Hank by an industry whose being taken over by Bo long as such a state of public opinion prevails the 18th amendment cannot be muceeesfully enforced. It is like old-time prohibition in Kan- ma, When John James Ingalls was asked bow it worked he replied, “Fine; the drys have all the law they want and the wets have all the booze they want.” The only thing standing between the man and the bottle ls the price—« superior price for en inferior article As everybody knows, law cheapens al! law, A long step in the direction of “normalcy” will have been taken by congress when it repeals the utterly un-American Volstead act, and per mite each of the weveral wtates to deal with its own prohibition ques on. Cc A. MANN, 1007 Lawman Bldg. 1007 Lowman Bidg. unenforoed PA OUGHTA KNOW Mother—We munt get a new nurse for the baby. New Pop—A nurse? What we need is a night watchenan.-Borton ‘Transcript. GUARANTY BANK AND TRUST CO. 4% ON SAVINGS TODAY'S QUESTION HENRY KL How would you like to be ducked in freshman pond for not working? | ANSWERS W. C. WILLIAMB, 418 24th ave. 8.; “Head first.” B. MARVIN, 307 Washington st.: | “Not for not working or any other | reason.” L. A. BREEN, 1405 Sixth Ave. “I'd submit if they’d let moe do the} Vice Py ARTHU mS S eo KAHLER, AN BROWN, stant Cashier. orton te witton, Assistant Cashier. GEQ. V. WACHTIN, Mgr. Foreign Dept. First Ave. and Columbia | | | alea oa caleacalcacaloa GAGAGSH casa calca wolusirsfesieslususfesfusfesfesusfastestus Sales of the manufacturing eas ee ey inae SALES, MANUFACTURING en ee 1919. .2.. 0 ewer. 3,155,645.82 1920. .......-2..--. 4,194,453.85 PAUL’S JAM, the most of the Puyallup & Sumner crganenon, hes ben been remarkable in its quick acceptance the United States. open eg At igs: now displaying and selling PAUL’S JAM. Last year the sales were than in all the pre- greater Mee page in which PAUL’S JAM had been ma PAUL’S JAM SALES 1918.......... 1919. . manufacturing partment of the Puyallup & Sumner Fruit Grow- ers Canning Compan y during the same years: MANUFACTURING PROFITS yom! Gperations 1918.. « ns «$249,642.54 $114,932.59 to build a community, 1919. ......797,362.59 396,151.49 1920...... 861,887.55. 537,700.03 Such figures as these indicate the sound basis on which the industry rests, and emphasize the opportunity that is become a partner in the Oregon-Washington is knocking at your door. To larger future for yourself, for the State of Washi: for your to do so at a GOOD CLEAN PROFIT. Make up your mind NOW how liberal an investment you can make—and act promptly, for only 5,000 shares of preferred and an equal ber of common are available in this city and county. Provisions made where deferred pay- ments are desired. These banks and financial institutions have kindly consented to co-operate with the organization committee in accepting subscriptions to the new company: PUYALLUP Citizens State Bank Puyallup State Bank SUMNER Farmers State Bank TACOMA National Bank of Tacoma ‘The Bank of Califernig, N. A. Amertcan Finance and Sate Deposit Company of health. eee , “Ninety per cent of runaway hus- bands have blue eyes."—~T den, British court official. eee Lums- “We don’t want the largest army and navy in the world, but we do want the best.”—-Major General Leonard Wood. cee “Americans aré finding prose not ‘eufficient reading these days. They feel the need of poetry.”—-Carl Sand- burg, Chicago poet. eee “The Christian who is a killjoy is @ caricature of _ Christianity.” Bishop of Sheffield, England. eee “Russian girls are dead morally.” ~—Baroness Wrangel,¢wife of former anti-Bolshevist leader. "ee "You are too much given to laughing in America, because you do not realie the agony in the world.”—-The Rt. Rev, Nicholai Vel- imirovic, Serbian bishop, All the evidence collected by years of paintstaking investigation fndi- cates that it is not. Send for the re- cently published pamphlet on cancer iswued by the United States Public Health Service, Washington, D. C. Climate and Tuberculosis Can you tell me the best place tn the United States for & consumptive? ‘There is no best place. It ig main. ly @ question of plenty of fresh air, g00d wholesome food and a proper tun proportion of rest and exercise. In a large proportion of cases these conditions ean be provided right near home. Not perhaps in the congested cities, but very often not very far away. Many people make the mistake of traveling to distant states, seeking for places where they expect to find miraculous cures, Those interested should write to the United States Public Health Service for a reprint entitled “The Relation of Climate to Tuberculosis.” There are 12,000,000 1 Negroes in the United States, ! The Jap stands pat on Yap. A let of detectwe stories might better be called defective stortes Pee ree One Cetera ere comme eee on Oe O- or) Oregon-Washington Canning & Preserving Co. Organization Committee for Washington ANG &. © HENRY, Pres. Heary investment ony Seattle; REGINALD H. PARSONS, Pres. Northwestern Fruit msbenee Beatties R, Pres. GORDON ©. CORBALEY, Meinrath-Corbaley te. Seattle; RU 531 Henry Building (Phone Elliott 4184) Seattle . merican Grrcltors 6 Securt W. H. PAULHAMUS, Pres. Puy: Puyallup and Sumner Fruit Growers Canning Co, Puyallup INRY Givsten THORNE. it Growers Canning ‘Tacoma @ Sumner 1005 Pacific Avenue (Phone Main 1145) oe Fill in your name and address, clip and mail to us for complete information NaiN6. .cncycumeccncsmmmccguespebonssecconeqsose ee AAdr OES. ....0n coceervocwcecce ccs ce cwceees dneoess sc ceccveseciucsone AWS NS) I} 0a} cya Sacatcalna 85-246. My Balealna watra gpayha {uo 4