The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 13, 1921, Page 2

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Brussels rugs . 65— Seamless Wilton Velvet 115— 115— 125— 22. A] 11.8x12 ft. Worsted Wilton rugs. 250— 65 ft. Worsted Wilton rugs. 300— 00 different styles of brass at greatly reduced prices: JANUARY $28.85 SALE ePRICE regular price $39.25 - excellent brass full size; has pillars ; etly like picture; the arrangement of pillars give this regular price 25; special for i JANUARY WITH OUR FREE RENTAL DEPARTMENT LIST YOUR HOMES FOR RENT *ESTABUSHED- BEATILE Le. . Pre-Inventory Sale OIL PAINTINGS MIRRORS FRAMED PICTURES At Very Much Reduced Prices Schneider Galleries 509 Union Street THE SEATTLE STAR HUMOR PATHOS Memoirs of a Yellow Dog (Copyright, 1990, by the Wheeler Syndicate, [ned I don’t suppose % wil knock any of you people off your perch to jread « contribution from an animal, [Mn Kipling and a good many eth lors have demonstrated the tact that animals can express themacives th remunerative Engfish, and ne mag: azine goes to preas nowaduys with- out an animal story te ft, except the old-style monthiles that are still rinning plctares of Bryan and the Mont Pelee horror, | But you needn't teek for any letuckup Uterature in my piece, |auch as Bearon, the bear, and ‘@nakoo, the enake, and Tammaneo, the tiger, talk in the Jungle books. | A yellow dog that’s spent most +3 ‘his life in a cheap New York fiat, jaleeping in a corer on an old} |nateen underskirt (the one she | apitied port wine on at the Lady Longshoremen’s banquet), mustn't be expected to perform any tricks with the art of specch. 1 was born a yellow pup; date, liocality, pedigree and weight un-| |gnown. The first thing I can| | recollect, an old woman had me in a basket at Mroadway and 23rd) trying t sell me to @ fat lady | [Old Mother Hubbard waa boosting |me to beat the band as a genuine! | Pomerantan-Hambletonian. Red Irish Cochin-China-Stoke-Vogis fox ter | rier. The fat lady chased @ V around among the samples of gros «rain fMannelette In her shopping bag Ull she cornered it, and gave! up. From that moment I wan a pet—e mamma's own wootecy squid- lume fay, gentle reader, did you ever have « 200-pound woman, breathing a Maver of Camembert cheese and Peau @Expagne, pick you up and wallop her nose all jover you, remarking all the time in an Emma Fames tone af voice: ‘Oh, o's um codium, doodium, woodlum toodium, bitey wiley skoodiums? From pedigreed yellow pup 1 Krew up to be an anonymous yel- low cur looking like a cron be tween an Angora cat and a box of lemons. But my mistress never | tumbled. She thought that the} two primeval pups tut Noah chaned tnto the ark were but a collateral branch of my ancestor It took two policemen to keep her from entering me at the Madison Square Garden for the Siberian bloodhound prize, rn tel you abont that fiat. ‘The house wan the ordinary thing in New York, paved with Parian marble in the entrance hall arid! |cobbiestones abore the fret floor Our flat was three—weil, not! fighte—climbs up. My mistress | rented it unfurnished) and put in| the regular thing»—1902 antique upholstere® parlor set, of! chromo a Hariem tea house, t and husband. Siriust there was a biped 1] felt sorry for, He Little man with sandy hair and whiskers & good deal like mine. Honpecked? weil, toucans and famingoes and | pelicans al! bad their bilis on 2 He wiped the dishes and listened to} my mistress teli about the cheap,} ragmed things the lady with the| squirrelakin coat on the second | floor hang out on her line to dry. And every evening while she was getting supper she made him take me out on the end of a string for a walk If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. Laura Lean Jibbey Peanut brittle, a little almond cream | on the neck <nuscies, dishes un washed, half an hour's talk with the | iceman, reading a package of old | letters, a couple of pickles and two bottles of matt extract, one hour in the window shade into the flat} across the air shaft—that's about all there ia to it. Twenty minutes be fore time for him to come heme from work she straightens up the house fixes her rat so it woe't show, and |retw out a lot of sewing for a 10 | minute bluff. 1 led a dog's life In that Mat was a ‘Moat ROMANCE fier, Her husband strung it and took {it out every evening, but he always came home cheerful and whistling. One day I tatiched nowes with the | biack-and-tan in the hall, and 1 |ntruck bim for an elucidation. “eo Mere, Wiggleandtkip,” 1 says, “you know that it ain't the nature of a real man to play dry | nurse to = dog in public, 1 never | maw one leashed to a bow-wow yet | that didn’t look ike he'd like to lek | every other man that looked at hit. But your boas comes in every day as | | perky and set up as an amateur) Preatidigitator doing the ecg trick. | How does be do i? Don't tell me, he Wkea it.” “Him? mys the Wackan4-tan, “Why, he uses Nature’e Own Kem ody. He gets spifilented. At firnt when we go out he's as shy as the man on ‘em all jackpots, By the time we've been in eight anloons he don’t care whether the thing on the end of his line is a dog or a catfish. I've lort two inches of my tall trying to aide step those. swinging doors.” ‘The pointer I got from that terrier vaudevillo please copy—set me to thinking. One eventing, about € o’clock, my mistress ordered him to get busy and do the ozone act for Lovey. 1 have concealed it until now, but that is what she called me. The biack-dndtan was called “Tweet ness.” bulge on him as far as you could chase @ rabbit. Still, “Lovey” is something of a nomenclatural tin can on the tall of one’s self respect. At a quiet place on a safe street 1 tightened the line of my cus todian in front of an attractive, refined saloon. I made a dead ahead scramble for the doors whining like a dog in the preaw dispatches that lets the know that little Alice ts boxged while gathering lilies in the brook “Why, darn my eyes,” says the old man, with « erin; “darn my oyes if the raffron-colored son of a eeltzer lemonade ain't asking me in to take a drink. Lemme see- how long’s it been since I saved shoe leather by keeping one foot on the foot-rest? 1 believe Mit I knew I had him. Hot Scotches he took, sitting at a table. For an hour he kept the Campbells coming, I sat by his side rapping for the waiter with my tall, and eating free lunch such as mamma in her flat never -equaled with her homemade truck bought at « delicatessen store eight minutes be fore papa comes home, When the producta of Scotland were all exhausted except the rye bread the old man unwound me from the table leg and played me outside like a fisherman plays a salmon. Out there he took off my collar and threw it into the street. “Poor doggie,” says he; “good doggie. She shan't kiss you any mere. ‘8 a darned shame. Good doggie, go away and get run over by a street car and be happy.” 1 refused to leave, I leaped and {risked around the old man's legs, happy a8 @ pug on a pug. “You old fea-lheaded woodchuck chaser,” I said to him—"you moon. baying, rabbitpointing, egg-stealing old beagle, can't you nee that I fon’t want to leave you? Can't you see “that we're both Pups in the Wood and the missin is the eruet uncle after you with the dish towel and me with the flea OUS, IRR FRIEDMAN & WOLFSON’S the steamer whe would) rather play pedro when they make | 1 consider that I have the) 4 | } Furnishings Big Stock of Men’s Clothing and has been turned over to me TO BE SOLD Today and Friday this store, at the corner of First Avenue and Columbia Street (Redel- | sheimer’s old stand), will be closed. What will happen to clothing and furnishing goods prices after I have gone through this stock will interest every person in Seattle. An- B nouncement in tomorrow’s Star. Watch for family | i it. Store will reopen Saturday morning. G. F. VRADENBURG. Experienced Salesmen Wanted | | Uniment and a pink bow to tle my tail. Why not cut that out and be paris forevermore?” Maybe you'll say he didnt’ under stand—maybe he didn't But he kind of got @ grip on the Hot Beotches, and stood minute, thinking. on al live to be more than 300. If I jever wee that fiat any more I'm and that’s no flattery. I'm offer ing @0 to 1 that Westward Ho wins out by the length of a dachshund.” There was no string, |frolicked aloge with my master to jthe 23rd st. ferry. And the cats fon the route saw reason to give thanks that prehensile given them. been On the Jersey side TABLE, AILING WOMEN Mrs. Britten Tells How She Was Restored To Health After Suffering for More Than A Year, Another Triamph for Lydia E. all day I lay there in my | Watching that fat woman kil! Ur jl slept sometimes and bad pipe | dreams about being out chasing cats! jinto basements and growling at old} |ladies with black mittens, a4 a dor | was intended to do. Then she would | | pounce upon me with a lot of that| | driveliing poodle palaver and kiss! |me on the nose-—but what could 1/ |do? A dog can't chew cloves. | | ‘I began to feel sorry for hubby, | dog my cata if I didn't. We looked |so much alike that people noticed tt | | when we went out; so we shook the| streets that Morgan's cab drives | dow D, and took to climbing the piles | of last December's fnow on the |streets where cheap people live. One evening when we were thus |Promenading, and I waa trying to look like a prize St. Bernard, and the old man was trying to look like | |he wouldn't have murdered the first jorgan grinder he heard play Men. delssohn's “Wedding March,” 1 look jed up at him and said, in my own way: “What are you Jooking so sour about, you oakum trimmed lobster? She don't kiss you. You don’t have to sit on her lap and listen to talk |that would make the book of a |musical comedy sound like the max ims of Epictetus, You ought to be kful you're nota dog. Brace up, edick, and bid the blues begone.” ne matrimonial mishap ldoked down at me with almost canine in jtelligence in his face, doggie,” says You almost look What ia it, corner | he, “good like you doggie Could speak! But, of course, he couldnt ander stand. Humans were denied the speech of animals. ‘The only com mon ground of communication upon | which dogs and men can get togeth. er is in fiction In the flat acre theshall from us J} lived @ lady with @ biack-and-tam ter, Sg ey | 2, Lig 9. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Dimondale, Mich.—‘1 had inflammation and a displace- Sf aes tee nm negilec 60 that Hteaused | great Pre fag | thi ected my mind and nerves so that I was very irritable, I had severe every month, often obliged to lie in bed for two days at a time. I suf- fered for more than @ year before my friends said,‘ Why don’t you try Lydia E. Pink- ham's VegetableCompound?” So 1 purchased one bottle taken ten bottles, then Lydia . Pinkham 's SanativeWash. I received so much benefit from this treatment that I am now able to do my own .work.’’—Mra. W. D, BRITTEN, R. No. 2, Dimondale, Mich. 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