The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 29, 1920, Page 6

and United Press Bervios of patients. ited by need of hospita of hospital facilities. A WORD FROM JOSH WISE Th’ government issues no patents th’ man tb't invents excuses. eee | | Before anyone cise calls tt to our Hon, we'll do it first. Dua no} & perfectly good Christmas witth | (good word—what?) in yester:| y's column? Trouble with it was) it was printed after Christmas of before. Well, believe it or it was written before Christmas, the printers must have been full @ home brew or something and they it up their sleeves till yester- , then sneaked it in. We've got good New Year witticlams, too we're going to drink the home ourselves. Printers can't be with it . oe “Two more days to do your Leap popping, goils, and Jay Haas, theatrical broker, never had a ly plate broken on him yet. ee Many millionaires In New York Chicago were unable to pay the installment on their income tax. dear! Now we poor folk will to pay for them—as usual. eee ; x reports there was @ fm Christmas mall. Maybe have found some quick system Gelivering gifts. nnn Bt WALTER He was graduated from Hanover school and received his college) at Notre Dame, where he ‘fame As a pitcher for the Notre football ‘team.—Eligin, [l./ eee AND JOHN WOULDN'T GO BOARDING fe to certify that I have this fevered my relationship with FP. Wells, my husband, for the) that I did not want the bility of a home on my hands, for no other reason whatsoever. he has always been a kind and and Reading this dispatch and that, one thing and another, adding two and two, it becomes that the republican leaders looking for a way to take the into the league of nations Such a why that the well-known | eer voter won't seq just what is done. ij ere 4 A Canadian man ate 35 raw eggs) ‘PB tix minutes. But he is not euch a| glutton as you might think. Tefrained from eating the shells. one Chicago newspaper that ts giv. ($50 every day to the most polite or woman it can find gave one to & man who gave his seat in elevated train to a woman. Be | passing 6n the award, we should to know what kind of a looking Cheer up! You can put a lot more B the “loss” column in your income report this year. see OND NOT CUTTING GLASS) ei IN THIS CASE | Mr, Edward Diamond arrived Frt- from Astoria, Ore., to be the of his cousin, Mr. James Glass, after New Year's —Local Soct- Item, eee ¥ HOUSEHOLD HINTS A few drops of peppermint added @ New England dinner will make much easier to digest. An Everett potter has designed a platter with a contrivance Prevents the turkey from off when it is being carved. : -” Never throw away an old tin Poss phy kettle, It can be used as Parsnips should be cleaned with a of aoe before they are Sian electric fan ; mhould be used to ‘@ the sand from spinach. “ee Harding inauguration ex will be double those of other But no doubt the 16,000,000 voted for him believe it's worth ithe | NOTE FROM THE BORDER (@s. Tourist: “I suppose the prople ‘Were quite agitated when that gang Of international thieves went thru here?” Native: “Yes: the government even 4 Dut locks on the canal,” ie sxc] The Seattle Star By Mall owt of ety, Ele per menth; # mowtha $1.66; @ months, #9 tm the State #0 for ¢ mont Outside of the state The per cath ft Washington. By carrier, city, ide per week oF $9.00 per year, American hospitals are receiving 5,000 disabled and sick war veterans every Month; they are discharging 8,500 cured. This is not, however, the worst to be told. it is kept down solely and entirely by This means a monthly iner The increase is no’ ] treatment; _ The United States is ‘treating the heroes of the war much as the proverbial was treated. The nation is neglect- |“poor relation” ing the very men who, when the nation was in sor need, gave no thought to their own lives and comfort. It is little wonder that the national commander of the American Legion should complain: | “Disabled veterans are not getting what they deserv from a grateful ation.” The nation was grateful, all right, back in the war days, | when the foe threatened. The nation was grateful, indeed, | when the flower of American manhood ‘rose up in arms and | went forth to give battle. The nation promised much to th |boys who fought “Over There.” And this is the nation tha sang so loudly and often: “When you come back. Well, About half a million of those brave boys from service “with disability.” Yes, they came back! Bu it seems that the nation has forgotten that they came back; has forgotten the fine promises that were made upon the eve of battle. The nation has forgotten its solemn duty. “The war is over.” often since November 11, 1918. “The war is over,” tion, The war is NOT over— For those veterans discharged “with disability.” The war will not be over for them for many years to come. — And until the war is over with them, with the last one o them, it cannot be entirely over for the rest of us. Tha | mueh of the war which has to de with giving these sick and | x} maimed veterans a square deal can never be over until the | last of them has passed on into the hereafter. Mental Loafing sing they came back, many of them ill and disabled. were discharged Those four words you have heard declared politicians in congress as they voted away wartime legisla- ae * ys wy) “mur mona t e Tes NP WE ©xPpecr to See THINGS Move! e e t (3 A MOVIE THEATSR By CO. nbo! MAitor The Star | by erimin cate the | On habitual of conc | However an well the m as thove the fact |means of recrenti sport. To so wor law as to prohib members of the ¢ _... Letters to the. /Editor— /DOo NOT GIVE THUGS |ANY GUN ADVANTAGE | submitted as & plea for wsennible|| nice nut, this window washer. I got acquainted with him the other day and practical gun laws, as opposed This job is all right,” wid he ven bucks per day and pot much to the rather radical laws on this || nerd work. I think I'll stick to t lmubject to be found on the booker Me bas « partner who gradu 1 from one of the big Baatern cot of some of our states, and are not!| jeges a year or so ago. The pe has enough diplomas and good in any fenne intended to justify|| conduct medals and things to paper a room, but when he left college the powsession of pistols or revolvers || he found that no one wanted to hire his brain. Only bis arms and legs ®, Hor to defend or vindl gun-toter.” the front page of The Star It's funny, ain't it?” sald the other window washer, “I never spent of December 17th appeared an edi-!| the price of a bucket of near on my education. The old man made me torial rightfully protesting against|] go to schoo! until I was 12 and then I got a job in a factory. Yet, I'm the laxity of certain courts in|] making more money than him, because I'm a better window washer handling the cases of apprehended || fie «pent all bin time getting ed 4. It don't pay.” criminals found tw be in possession caled weapons kere of our laws) appointed foree them should not lone sight of that pistoin and revolvers || get away, or if he does he must find another Job on the same plane as are used to a considerable extent by »dow- washing hanks to my education, I am just starting as a win- honest lawabiding citizens on J dow washer That's where he ft hing.” n and legitimate | or interpret the from carrying their favorite target pistols to and from their shooting U d Blu I aws vikenes eet, SES ee ae club, or on a day afield, would be | nder e 4saWs wien. ad an ortensible injusticn. Another BY L PHILLIPS Ignatz steps cautiousty Into the thing that should not be lost sight] Sceng 1—Office of any bath house Water. Several shots age beard, cries of im the right cf every American | establishment. % “We entebert’ pod the clangie citizen to protect his home and hit! ‘Time—Any Sunday. of a patrol wagon be fun ‘These pertectly honorabi Characters—Ignatius Innbadd, a lenatz—What the h-—-? user of firearms by the reepectab itizen, anxious to enjoy a swirn: O Blue Laws Enforcement Agent mmunity are tor WEDNESDAY, DECEMPER 29, 1929, Watching the Parade BY JOHN PILGKIM An undoubted nut washes the windows in the 20atory bullding acroes the way. Kvery now and then he steps from one window to and 1 feel horrible logs. He ix a rather liner are || another cold shivers run up fn were in demand, So, a# he needed the money, he went to work washing windows The other window washer 1 rgue He th a kind heart 4 chap, te the other window washer, and he does not want to hurt his comrade’s fee! “Ot courne he | he iw willing to stay here with hire “But the He canno! to en | * tnaking more money than I am,” he said windows. I am not and wash theme citizens ‘Sunday Bathing always hanging around looking for |unie. ‘These blue law agents are |Howe Wett, bath house proprietor. | (taking him by the collar and snap often overiooked in the making of| Jenatius (approaching proprietor g on the handcuffs)—Come with laws ond ordinances intended to dit-|after furtive glances in al) directior You'll get six days forthis . . - t arm the crook Any chance? and I'm thinking it’s your second of Can a law dirarm crooks? AD} © powe Wett—Whoteat? | fense, too, parently, no, It is ridiculous to] tenses Gn a whisper)—Anything ves — think that men depraved enough to] soinr> | open disobey the greater laws “Thou; oO, . W.—Sh-b-bbh! Walt'll 1 abalt not kill” and “Thou shalt not} isok around. stea!,” will hesitate to break a doz lgnatz—-You gotta be careful, +h? en laws that say “Don't pack ar] © H W.—You aaid it. . . Na tillery.” Whom do such laws di live gotta know who J let in jarm? Only lawabiding citizens, ¥ou|Tve seen you before, but I don't re may be sure. And therein they af | call your name. ford protection to the crook, whe Ignatz—Oh, I'm all right. I was seaihibiins will always be armed so long as he|in here two Sundays ago | f ie with us of laws and) don’t you remember? . with em WHAT DO YOU | restrictions nnot buy «| Walter St. Denis and Ray McCaw Repo |gun, he will steal one, or falling in| We had a coupla short swims KNOW ABOUT *|that he caff make one 0. HL W.—On, that’s right. 1 re Permit me to quote the following | member you now. . . .' As long 4 ’ SEATTLE? from the editorial above mentioned: |as 1 know a guy it’s all right, but 1] € If the lumber output of Wash ‘Guns allowed to drift into the| gotta be careful or they'll take away | p QUESTIONS hands of irresponsible persone are|my bath houne license eg 1221°Third Ave - . the prime cause of this crime wa just step thru this door, go down | that is sweeping & Whenever you read about an old man who doesn't loo or act his ington for one pach pots ad pnt | the nation. Officla years, he is usually quoted as saying something Ike this " Into onefoot board walk how far| Reus prove it “T have kept young ty keeping my mind at werk.” TODAY'S QUESTION —,- See wees Papo | firme it " Likewise, other men, retiring from busines, discover themacives| How much money should a man |? ~ me = President! makes the holdup. growing old as soon as thelr minds are released from their accustomed | have before be asks « girl to marry °f the Nadonal Parke Association?! (1° yi him? 2. What was the amount of goods exervise. | early non-existent.” Any young person can study in himself the enervating physical die In his old age he supported his energies “by my Intellectual and no’ my bedily forces. For a man who is always living in the mids of these (mental) labors does not perceive him.” These thoughts are commended to the attention of men who per- celve themselves growing old and to young men who feel themselves grow: ing slack. The mind ls the engine of the system. Keep it tuned up. Intelligence Some public school systems are substituting “Intelligence tests” for the old-fashioned examinations. In Detroit the intelligence test is applied to al new teachers, by order of the schoo! board. ‘There is a difference betweeen book knowledge and Intelligence—and the An unschooled man may be, and often is, an Intelligent as well as educated man because he Picks up and absorbs and makes a part of his consciousness every lesson intelligence test is a recognition of that difference. of experience; everything he reads; and everything of value that he hears On the other hand, what t# called education or “schooling” is too often merely a piling up of facts in @ brain, like furniture in a storage house. Or, frequently, it ts only a pouring in of facts, like water through a sieve That is not education. The furniture of the intelligent man's mind ts arranged. knows both books and #0 far as it interprets I It is well that public school «ystems are demanding Intelligence tn teach: ors as well as the book learning that can be obtained by cramming. not those who drilled the most geography and arithmetic into your head. but those others to whom books were but guides in explorations of the wide ranges of life. Their Right to Citizenship Not all the immigrants coming to the United States walk on legs. Nor Often they come in crates or are not seekers for new homes, They come because they are |sought. Yet, for all this seeking, they must prove their right to American do the other kind come thru Ellis Island. boxes. Th citizenship. These immigrants are planta. Just recently some odd-looking emigrants from Africa made their appear. These strangers are ance at the bureau of plant Industry in Washington. fruits, ornamental shrubs, forage grastes, sorghums, fiber plants and trees. The bureau's job is to investigate these immigrants, first to see if they will thrive In American soll and climate; and second, if they are worth grow ing over here. ‘The bureau has been doing this experimental work with foreign plants Now it has placed its O. K. upon the dwarf lemon which origh nated in China and the Chinese haw, a sour, juicy fruit. The pistachio nut from the Mediterranean is recommended for California; the Queensiand nut thrives best in Florida. The giant blackberry from Bogota hus received its for years. citizenship papers; so has the dry-iand elm from Asia. The vice president-elect took suff at a recent Boots’ banquet, proting to the world that his job's a an-casy one. Maybe Europe ts sending her hordes over here to make room for, the tourtate. 1 Wilson wants a Washington home, he might trade with Benator Harding. The League of Nation’ has five vice presidents. 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FURMAN, 941 N. T7th ave; / “When I waa married I did it on t] rebe}- ‘ their order. A week, and no other assets, ye shaving shop,” ia disappearing. |been for peveral years a most dras | "oP? aan you ares . . . Now wi neeme to have come out all rent | Betore aaa ae let's learn how it/tic law In effect (the Sullivan law) Smit — What's Later we will pub- N, 7: iginated. It ls an old businese—-| prohibiting not only the carrying | 0) (regardl robe) MRS. CHARLES GRAFTON, 722) bartering. Ezekiel, who wrote one| but even the porscssion of revolvere | ‘8? lish a list of institu- 16th ave: “Heavens, I don’t knowt/ buy breakfast the next morning.” Worth Doing BY ROGER W. BABSON the Freneh revolution. Until then | the barber “let blood” and drew | catch him. and A dear old man, whom the nelgb-| teeth, From that practice came his patience in making perfect every, tank be starts. He will spend hours working on some small detail and will not stop until he has it perfect When exact nd persevering, be saya, worth doing weil.” for being #0 slow; something especialiy choice ied we take it to Uncle Joe. We know it will be just right when | selves he ie thru with it The habit of doing yet it soon becomes as easy to be | night? thoro as it ts to be careless, Uncle | Joe has the habit of being thoro, | There is a glow of satixtaction which comes when a task is well | done that is not equaled by any-! thing ela There is no joy equal! to that of knowing that one's duty has been well done. Thoroness fn everything ts worth while, If life is worth living at ail, | it is worth living well ESSENTIALS “A married woman should nee that whe has all kitchen requisites as she starts housekeeping.” ‘i “Yes; even to a husband who washes dishes for her." 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When comi to out offloe, be sure you are im the rivht place, ring this ad with you. | OHI Cut-Rate Dentists’ 207 UNIVEONSITY #7, Opposite Vraser-Paterson Co. . purchased thin year by Seattle gar |The Barber Pole Slowly the barber pole, “migne of of the prophetioal books of the Old ie should have enough, anyway, t©/ Testament, speaks of it And he encroached a bit both on the surgeon and the dentist. caused a strife that 4id not end until bors call Uncle Joe, is noted for hit | sign, intended to let the public know | that the artist could “breathe a vein” as well as shave a beard. The spiral ribbons of the barber pole were used to indicate the ban: | letting laugh at him for being #0) dage used before and after blood. And, years and years aj ‘Well, if it's worth doing at all, it's | ball on the top of the pole was a cop | per basin with a gap on one aide, | Picious characters when caught. We are inclined to make fun of| That was placed about the custom. him, and we sometimes scold bim | ers neck while being lathered to save | “crime wave” when we) his clothes from being soiled. The basin is extinct, ting over, and barber they were things well| the barber's sign doesn’t stick out grows, just as all habits grow, and | like a drug store on a wet and stormy Broken 1 * Graduate To San Californi The NORTH COAST LIMITED CHICAGO, MISSISSL nt tau Jc i comfort that comes from mental loafing. And there is nothing more] ens. J. M. GEORG 0% Fourth | ent, talers frum. local whole! itent” prior to the invention of] you gotta be careful so Se: pall x | stimulating to the system than sustained, purposeful use of the mind./ave: “Phat question hast as many (Answers Thursday) firearms? Not if we are to believe] O. H. W.—We gotta be careful sion for ga taxi- bi ae oy Philesepher, Confuctes, Bae asked how be had nan Janewers as there are people in the| par ie the istortoat one wavetary nae S'long! ete cab. Neither will the aged to ol #0 gracefully, replied that “in ie eager pureuit of!/world Mr. George and didn't have - " nded jown o Us. Person: } , ‘ i Knowledge he did not even perceive that old age was coming on.” Ils] very much, but we made a go of it| Fis 0 oe ee | Bltho having no desire to be robbed | Scene %—Entrance to the dark Washington, the Frye, mind was too busy with healthy thinking to brood over the approach |all right.” | qesitio ons taken wp by Chasis C. I would much rather be “held up’ es 2 i @ | the Seattle or the Cal- of od aun jo " » & a @hatz rape ree mes, _ age, the fear of which haunts the thoughts and arrests the enersien| wars ganyt FRANSEN, 620 20th| Terry, who passed bla hat after o| a modern se oy eee 0 po rh dl ao | houn. - ary 4 — n a [nye “Well, about $500 at least, I) sermon by Kev. David E. Blaine. | °P Be ye sae i tee oa | Wgnate~Priend: j A Cicero, the Roman, in a treative on old age, wrote, “I had) oouia eink.” |The amount ted was $12.60, meth ‘ogue prior Veleo—Advands files’ end! be : They know this com- rather be an old man a somewhat shorter time than an old man before | 2. There are 655 miles of er | ent of firearms, which wi to} : ance ad a ee " my time.” And to that end he “kept his mind at full stretch, like a| MRS, FRED GILMORE, 215 20th) ye tie Wale? | thoroly beat up and perhaps kill the | nized. | mission has to be col- bow, and never gave in to old age by growing slack.” To keep his|4v¥e. N.: “Ciroumstances alter Cees. &. Domestic importa from Ak victim preliminary to the robbery Ignatz, advancing—The boss said lected (with an addi- memory in working condition be would repent at night all be had|Seme people make money go a longer! | & ath rw zaoaste. I have read within the past few]! was O. K | . said or heard during the day. distance than others. Nobody exonpt | gyre ttn nan 41%. | says that the crime wave which is| Bath House Attendant—Whot'll tional profit) from ¢ permons concerned can answer | you have? and pistols a Sass The barber| pear out the editorial statement Sg Qn amazement)—Bathing —_ Rissa pt was an tution of note In the days sobs ve it. E 4 con “ mMLss calls. Jot anctent Greece. He foursmalione ye BH. A-Shb-bht . . . Not 90 hag mightily in the middie ages in Europe | > gimmarise. In order to ae | That's what you have Always insist on arm That) him. Therefore, it more practical, home defenders, The surest way Pownible to the bleed let. | ditions and poles them. | of unemployment. re not so prominent ae once | regular But who will aay that/is only him e#carce a getaway EXAMINA- TION FRER GUN -TOTER. lenere Duplicated for MAN OPTICAL CO, Optometriat-Opt le and the It is the GUN that Without robbery would be Was highway robbery “nearly non wweeping over the country where as great as in New York and Chicago. And this in spite of the tact teat in New York there hay This dors not seem te the lawabiding only necessary to pase a law, but to disarm the crook you must first then disarmed only while you hold ont would |that the gun laws would be really and serve their rea Purpose best, if worded so as not tr interfere with well-intentioned Amer joan sportamen, target rhooters and but severe on known criminals and sus to is to do everything improve economic con to solve the probleme And aa for the _ the professional crook, there one feasible way to make in @ community, that is have the police earn a repu tation as straightshooters, Noth ing will put fear into a crook more surely than knowing he has to dea! with a straight-shooting police force It rather minimizes his chances for A SHOOTER WHO IS NOT A During the last fiscal year the United States mints executed $09, 600,000 coins—a record output, he ~sCOR UNINERSITY hat corridor about 20 feet, take your first right and you'll come to a dark ‘oom. : Just knock on the door three times, and when the man in charge of the bathing suits an swers, you just tell him I said it was | 0. K | Ignate—Thanks, . 5 admit this perience con these The Y. W. C. A. Ho- tel will not accept a 25 per cent commis- I know is no their guests who have intrusted them with Ignatz—Just a short swim. Bath House Attendant (cautiousty banding him a long flowing black B. H. A.—That’s your bathing suit. o wear to get a swim on Sunday. | + If any enforcement agents are tround, it'll deceive "em. Once in the water jn that rig and they can’t tell ‘ou from @ black spar buoy, eee citizen it te The Seattle Taxicab Co MAIN SIX FIVE HUNDRED We do not pay he remains appear Scene 3—The beach. Ignatz walks toward the water. His way is barred by one of the| yeach guards, Beach Guard—Hey! Where're you von’? Ignatz (winking}—Tt's al! right. + + Vive been passed thru (he winks again.) { Beach Guard (returning the wink) | 0. K. But don’t make any noise splashing around . . . ‘nd stay under water as much as pos made doubly leeron any and Service From Seattle 8:1 Via Be hots to San Fran nelsco. 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