The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 16, 1920, Page 6

terprive = Asem. and United Prose Service The Seattle Star Pevtiahed Dally @ months, LTR) year, Tee per month, , Me per week If Capt. R. D. Allen, of dalism and Prussianism w honored him. else than the doctrines of army! The story is so ama i a — — x | BGO | 1 looked ‘round the rim of the 4 sky | I looked and I wondered why | Why God had Aorizoned the sky to be Precisely soung ‘round the hud of Me, —Kdmund Vance Cooke. UCH is LIFE! University of Wash’ nm girts Have discovered a way to on 47 gents a day, That's noth ook at MacSwiney’ Hank Klay recites his unusual ex iPerience in a barber shop where he Wwent Saturday to get a burryup 3 “I went to sleep in the chair,” ob D) werved Henry, “and when I woke up 94 had a shave, haircut, shine and Vahampoo, and the barber was getling Teady to give me a massage.” ee. notice the headline Found Dead in And then we “University” Girl Room.” “Mother,” said the sweet girl on "Green Lake car, “George told me 4 ively that that pretty hairpin © he gave me cost $5; yet to ale for 10 cents.” “You know, my dear,” “that George is very re PMight not be worth it, but why not marry one of these University girls allow her 47 cents a day to live ee Wet it is better to have lived on cents a day than not to have at all. Sojourner at the Stockade hotel— im great haste, madam, and very . Can you get me a couple fried ergs” Landiady—Yes, sir eee (after long waiting}—It's some time since I ordered those madam. ly (with gusto}—Drat those it Jeff, go out to the barn and ‘em up. eee Matzenbanum recalls the inct of @ near neighbor who came early one morning. t time is it?” asked his wife, yushy. one.” Just the clock struck three. “Gracious, how those clocks do ‘Mutter’ exclaimed the n. n. : . eee HERE 1S A STICKER! | Wf Whitney didn’t act ax Cald Wwell’s sleuth, why in thunder did “he disguise himself with a mustache? eee | ‘The grand fury might now investi how it comes that tho the state been dry since 1916, the mayor in taste. As the pretzel eaters would say it “Tt Freds him very much.” eee Mebbe there's still time to swap! the Dartmouth team for Yale, so} Washington can meet a team with ‘Movements all its own. eee SOUNDS NICE, BUT HOW IN UNO- WHERE DOES HE FIGURE: Judge Landis was offered $50,000 @ year to act as baseball's chief um- The judge looked at the baseball Magnates, his eyes flashing dignity | ‘Mm great, thick slabs. “No, gentlemen, it Fight,” he quoth. “I can not accept 950,000 a year. It’s too much. I'm 0 a year now for sitting 8. bench. I can accept would not be| Why Poor Bil? “T was considerably surprised and amused,” the mayor is quoted as hen 1 Was my ‘detective’ Poor Bill, I think, ‘Was as surprised as 1.” On the other hand, it's no more than right to call him “poor” Bill, because he donned a mustache to hide his identity while sleuthing in the Hast. Or mebbe it's because he didn’t | pet the $10,000 that Bill is “poor.” o Weter, Jas. P., . WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEATTLE? QUESTIONS When was the lashington first opened? 2. 3. What are the comparative tances of Seattle, Ban Francisco from Yokohama? (Answers Wednesday.) PREVIOUS QUESTIONS Yesler’s sawmill, started dis 1. real industry, Commerce thru han increased nearly 1,000 per cen i the last 10 years. “4%. Seven terminals a by the Port of Seattle, pit ig operat: ng that it is almost beyond belief. Gay I saw exactly the sume kind on} replied | Most likely he bought that} “at a charity bazaar.” 4 ore ‘stil suffering with that dark BROWN | told Whitney | HARE Beer, Frank Wineland, S. K., orchestra 1c Colonial theatre Boozer, Geo. W., 2246 12th} ave. W. 1235 23rd ave. N University of | How many steamship lines op- erate out of Seattle to foreign ports? Los Angeles and in| 1853, can be said to be Seattle's first Puget Sound guilty of the acts of van- family, is a} the quartermaster corps, i ith which he is charged by the Kubey e disgrace to the uniform he is wearing and to the country and flag ‘that had If it is true that he undertook to be a law unto himself, he assumed ning the anarchist—and he does not belong in the | Yet the captain himself practically confirms it. | The Kubey family flew the American flag in honor| of the Armistice de lebration. The next morning the flag had disappeared. The theft of the flag was reported to the police. Then came Captain Allen's report that he had taken it “because it was flying after sundown.” On top of that, Allen, it is charged, hired two men to cut down the flag pole. | Note the “crime”: “The flag was flying after} sundown.” | Even if it should be granted that this is a crime for a} civilian, who is this Captain Allen that he should constitute | himself the prosecutor, judge, and jury, trespass on an- other's home and seize and destroy another's property? Are | we without courts? Are we without police? | Surely, it has not come to pass that any individual can set | himself up above law and order, whether he is an army man for not. In Kaiseristic Prussia it might have been tolerated, but in America, thank God, we are not going to stand for| any such militaristic and anarchistic tactic Even as the Prussian despot sought to cover his iniquitous jacts by the cry of “Fatherland,” so there will be rogues who | will try to cover their Prussianism here by the ery of “pa-| triotism” and “100 per cent” Americanism. } | Americanism does not require lawlessness. It is opposed |to it. Americanism can not, and does not, defend vandal- ism and anarchy, If Captain Allen is guilty. as charged, the quicker he is| out of the army the better. Wonderful Boys | ‘The boy who became a student at Colum university at the age of 12 bas distinguished historic comp consisting of a = line} of wonderful boys who became renowned mon | Vietor Hugo, the Frenchman, and William Cullen Bryant, American poet, wrote good verse when they were 10 | James Fennimore Cooper, author of the Leather Stocking Tales entered Yale at 13, while Thomas Rabbington Macaulay, British writer} and stateaman, read and translated Greek when he was only 6, an age| at which everyday children go to kindergarten Youthful genius generally has made good In later It except in to stances in which genius has been shadowed by physical or mental infirmities. Thomas Chatterton, the wonderchild of 14th century Eng land, died at 18, @ suicide, leaving behind a collection of unpublished! poems of matchless power and beauty. However, few of the meg whose achievements have moved worlds! were remarkable boys. Thomas Edison was an oriinary boy in whofh no one detected signs of genius. The earty energies of Abraham Lincoln were devoted altogether to conquering a wretched environment. General Grant was described as “slow” at school and was not much of a success until after 30. John Bunyan, author of Pilgrim's Progress, was a dull boy and his father always worried what was to become of him. “Willie,” say ma to her offspring, pointing to the picture of the) bright New York boy, who has just entered Columbia, “just look at| this boy. He's only 12 and he has already entered college. And here you are scarcely able to get along with your work in your grader |x VERETT TRUE— STAR THE SEATTLE By CONDO Do NOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE ARTICLSS You HAVG ON Sale In Your sToere 4 t BA | COMe CUT HERE ANO SGe HOW FUNNY tT 1S 4 \MAYB& ‘tou CAN ANSWER A PEW BImMPLCe Que STONS} AU THAT Toure CLERKS SECM To KNOW 15 PRICES ARKSO ON THE (ARTIC Cos tt) eae — ~ = SAYS GUGGENHEIMS DO {1 can truthfully say, do not judge NOT RETARD ALASKA all of Alaska by articles written by Editor The Star; In your tswue|terderfeet from the Bast ober 26 there appeared an| Ketchikan, the busiest place tn from Mr, David ¢ xpe-| Alaska, offers unlimited resources al observer with the Alaska rail-|for the investor, and they commission, in which he makes | & led by the G sternent that “Alaska, body |¢ither. There are 4 ine and future, te in| Per and fron mines adja ents”; and that “with the opening|UUlimited forests of pulp trees and ot the Heward-Fairbanke road the |Plenty of power sites, What more ofl, copper and coal fields will be | You want? th open to the world, but rea Wrange Petersburg, Haines. pei prti Skagway and Sitka offer like tr oreo with Mr. Coots ducements the last ement to the fuct } Douglas and Treadwell, where the ‘tb ie Giiawaatheln famous Treadwell mine was located. as it would be anyone's inter ffere just as gt inducements if they had promoted the project,|Th® Mining properties are there but as far a the Guggenhelma| They need developing ning Alaska, body and soul, 1| JUN¢au promises to become a large omar: aes manufacturing city and # distribut Where the Seward-Fairbanks rafi-|!?& Point for all of Alaska. Mining road traverses ts only @ small epot|!Mterests are taking a new boom, in Alaska. Thero are hundreds of [804 the pulp business is in full other places just as good, and 1|"¥ing. One company ts now located have it on good au that | there. | Acres and acres of arable land the homeseeker in southeast have there are better fields a few miles of railroads and facilities, for development dock |#¥alt work, [erm Alaska, and if you the However, it should be consoling to Willie's ma to know that the| Just because the Guggenhelm in| ee world's greatest successes have been the ordinary boys, like Willie, and/‘erests, who have done more deveb not the prodigies, opment work in Alaska than any other company, even the goverty ° ment, will benefit is no reason why . Better Feeling \"C abnbelane oF any veneer THeims, : Better feeling between the United States and Mexico grows apace) \\, gen The field uae daily “a a . ae There is room for thour The visit of President-elect Obregon of Mexico, and a large party/ 3 pb whos that! Guegen. Jot his fellow countrymen to the Texas state fair\at Dallas recently did|ieims are selfinh: they may want it wonders to promote mutual friendship between the two great North | iy a. ac 5 ‘Wow bawe the euueed American republics. : T chance in Alask an had, The It also helped to promote mutually profitable trade. laecrelk ack teers selene 146 } This achievement is noteworthy, because Texans and Mexicans have/ ang it's up to you ' not always loved each other herd are me eourdeughe in Now leading business men of Dallas, the commercial capital of the! ingka the same as in the States great Southwest, ure planning to return the courtesy of Obregon bY |inat persist in making it hard f | going in a special train to Mexico City for his inauguration, December 1./ tno cheechako to keep the trail | ‘Texas is sure to send a splendid delegation. They are few in number today as | Sponsors of this return visit to Mexico have invited other states and|ing sourdough of Alaska has seen business groups to help swell the ranks of ambasmadors of good-will/tne bright lights in Alaska’s future, who will soon be Mexico bound. ® that the resources are unlimited | This invitation should be, and no doubt will be, accepted in fine spirit] ang chat there le a field and market | by citizens from all border states and by Chicago and Missiesippt Valley | or all | | business interests who did so much thru trips to Mexico in the spring] Mr Co article deals only} jot 1919 to lay the foundation for better feeling and constantly increasing | with the * ereby pic | | trade with our sister republic. turing to a fier of | > | ® aeee | Mexicans lay great store by politeness, Perhaps the compliment of|ice, polar and evide j Free Examination rad pilgrimage to President Obregon’s inauguration may lead to the!he was a passen from | It's A timely and worthy and kindly movement Southeastern Alaska | for newrpe = by nderfeet ho are one of the few optical Fallen Leaves newspapers by tenderfeet WhO | stores in the Northwest that really pans ie ~ only the regions where their grind lenses from start to finish, son" yarn e leaves! yusiness co them to visit and we are the only one in | To do so means to destroy the most valuable of fertilizing ingredients has b pleawu Mr, xi. | SEATTLE—ON FIRST AVE. known to man—nitrogen. tor, to call at almost every town |,,Bxamination free, by graduate op- | Besides being the most valuable, nitrogen is the most expensive of|in Southe Alaska thie sum: | Unless absolutely necessarfes |fertilizing elements and most difficult to secure in commercial form. | mer, ma a visit of from a day Power eurdens, rose bushes, strawberries, raspberries, fruit and even|to two weeks, not only at the|BINYON OPTICAL CO, shade trees should receive a mulch of the leaves, as they fall from|towng but the territory adjacent feieecn “dicaer i ays the trees. He careful that the mulch is not raked too high about the|thereto, To the readers of The Star! Phone Mate 1830. trunk of the tree as rats and mice sometimes make nests in the leaves and during the winter, when food is scarce, gnaw the green |bark for food. | If there is a great abundance of leaves rake them on the gardet this fall, any depth, and t turn them under in the spring. If this is continued each year the garden will need little else for fertilizer Tacoma suspects Seattle of plotting to steal the state capital. | to the bother of atealing? |let ‘er go at that Why vol Might merely annex Tacoma and Olympia—and Robbers broke into Seattle cafe and took only $1,400. scared away before they got to the bacon and ham, have bothered with the small change. 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Amundsen, Amundsen | Tents her batte : “pd “pe 3 ~ ng forced to give blood What the veering wea gulls | * pe “Caught in drifting soeberg M I bide their chat " , - In the Aretic #e Lord, what 4 7 ; g- J the word to me Let them gape 1 r wish und “a [ wha gh and x “ o | 1 shall wait no Where the bla thunde Meher | Where the atr bathers | Mock my fallen age. ru the salt erring And the d kK nour “See, the ancient Gow ee, the Gjon 5 » All h@r voyages done | Amundsen, I cor te h lan. ARIANS owe I 0 Kast New. ANSWERS aot | TODAY'S QUESTION oy | How many rounds will Carpentier Ee. Union | laxt with Dempsey? ANSW HODG: ALFRED F | Ruddy Cheeks—SparklingEyes k lor the GREAT HISTORIAN DIDN'T : ; apraste BP errmlpeous ce epeacet | Most Women Can Have | F. M. MULDOON, 430 2ara tenes . ryote abt |“oh, bless your heart! I'm wholly |\*€° ® boy threw 4 Says Dr. Edwards, a Well-Known out of thet deal. I'm not acquainted eee ie ee eee conde Ohio Physician W. FARLIN, #02 21st Bt manuscripts and be | Dr. P.M.Edwards for 17 years treated = t 2 ain at hintorlar scores of women for liver and bowel ail- ont know, I haver | * ments. During these years he gave to | MODERN DEFINITIONS his patients a prescription made of a RICE, 1918 E. 65th st A nickel—a thing that is uselens | fw well-known vegetable ingredients | Dempsey lant with Carpentier? Then | Sundays ee ee re a One the answer is about 10 or 12| Hell—a place to which sinners are | them by their olive color. roundn.” consigned in the next world, and 1 nese tableta are wonder-workers on avae oT Get enoy aking’ abont an marcos api Far omer. ae vo ey caving of the wae | that.” 1 strians—a race of humans If yon acne ere one's system. OAR Annes | ly becoming extinct, whore you have a pale face, sallow look, rit, take a trip thie o x num. | Chief function was to impede motor a listless, no-good a Se f and investigate ghe resources | traffic of sorts, inactive bowels, you take one fferee at and adjacent to every) Motoriste—old fossils who fear to| of Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets lets nightly town in Southeastern Alaska, t | travel by airplane. | for a time and note the pleasing results. don't forget the fact that boats run ers ee and men take lL. winter to Skagway and return | Favorite places for swarms of bees | Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets—the suc- WM. DYNES. are holes in cliffs, rocks and banks | cessful substitute for calomel—now and 419 New York Bi or hollow treen | then just to keep them fit. Ie and 30e. i r. Loughney Claims the Real “Fountain of Youth” Is a Human Bake Oven Mrs. John Bywater, of Seattle, Age 78 Years, Spends a Pleasant 40 Minutes in a Roasting Contrivance With Pan of Dough for a Companion. Mrs. Bywater tells of her expert-} I was now beginning to feel the } ence in curious treatment as fol-/least bit tired, though the heat af lows fected me no more than that. The I was shown to a dressing room t was now turned*off. The smell & where a Turkish toweling bathrobe of scorching bread reminded us of 3% awaited me. Over my feet I was) the loaf 8 pulled out with told to draw a pair of long-nasen a wire, en and had filled leggings made of toweling, When|the pan, and was a deep brown all over “That is the c if it were not for Loughney oven Was growing |} appeared, the |hot that you would the toweling,” jor be said Dr » stretcher was drawn out and A marmner I was placed upon it in suggesting n undertaker's operat Gradually the heat began to de ing table n I was wrapped in| crease, though the perspiration in. toweling, The attending nurse came creased. My pulse had been exam in with a baking tin half full of ined from time to time Mrs, dohn Bywater dough. 6 coolingoff process was grad ainsi it Si “Tl show you how hot it fs in|ual. I was putled out of the oven,|!nto Dr. Loughney’s Kirkland sank there.” said Dr, Loughney, and he|the hot outer wraps removed and| ‘rium in a@ perfectly helpless state put the tin into the oven beside me.|the inner ones allowed to stay and crying with pain and after @ The stretcher was run into the| After the nurse had finished put-|CUPIe of bakes saw them all smiles oven and the door drawn close about|ting me through the cooling-off/*"@ their pains have disappeared. my throat «o that only my head|process and I had a nice shower|! Strongly indorse Dr, Loughney’s was out in the cool air bath I dressed and walked from the| human bake oven, It will give you Then came & most. delightfully | treating rooms and went away with| Wick relief if you suffer pains OF warm and cozy sensation, Your|my step lighter, my head higher | Sehus or if you are nervous and American loves heat. I began to|and my heart stronger can't ~~ weal: feel a delicious sense of restfulness. I must not neglect to state how = a ye drowsiness and nearly fell off to|T came to have a loaf of bread| MRS, JOHN BYWATER. op baked in the oven with me, I told i 805 Pike Street. x The nurse awoke me packing my|Dr. Loughney that some of my} Hotel Charleston. forehead and neck in cold towels.| friends doubted the statement that] None oqake ferry at Madison She put my head on an air pillow/he applied up to 350 and over of} park to Kirkland, Wash, and walk and fanned my face with an immense | heat in treating | peop! 1 Dr./three blocks to the right, or phone palm leaf, It was delicious! I could) Loughr remarked, "Seeing is b Red and auto will meet you, feo! that I was perspiring prodig:|leving,"” and immediately gave his sane P A Ee eee iously. Every pore of my body be-|cook orders ® prepare a pan of|m, daily, Sundays inclu came a brooklet dough to bake with me. However,| Chronic arthritis, nouritis and kins Dr, Loughney remarked that it did not require any bread-baking | 4rd invalid cases especially solicit= perspiration was carrying away demonstration to convince me of the|°*, acy nurs In attendance. Seattle Office Hours—Dr, Lough- sons that had lurked in my system| wonderful merits of the human] pncy “san be seen, personally del for years, 1 was again treated to|bake oven, as I had ¢ to Dr.| from 9 a. m. to 12:30 p,m. at copious drinks of water and more| Loughney’s offices but a few days| Hotel Congr orner Fourth cold towels on my forehead and|before in quite « crippled and use a veg Soe be pape gee ME on neck, less state of health-—joints all pain taking. diagnos k “Doctor, what is the tempera-| ful and sore—and stomach trouble, PLEASE NOTE no ture?” the worst form, And the bakes have | other ‘doctor's sanitariums or hospl+ “Four hundred and fifty-seven!" | entirely eliminated all of my aches| {ike Dr. ‘Loughnes a Ie sone wilt The doctor told me a story about} and pains, my stomach is fine and| above plans or drawings of the life he led as a student, and|I sleep like a baby everygnight and| ney's ovens with those when next we looked at the ther-|get up thoroughly rested. T've seen] ORES pL Regd TS EE ad mometer it was 510, crippled old men and women carried! (ion,