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, and will be Bryan is himself out of a party Where there is muc emoke there may b gome fire. — Old Prov erb. UCH is LIFE will not be uniforn Prices: DP Gith infinite delight. Never bet ~y reveled in such @ It we printed it the auth would ordain us to take it Hel, and henceforth never pr Maing inferior to it. As it w Impossible to find its equa wit qual o ‘Bnd for doing vo we beg one gand pardons” ~ [know two funny cu they're ¥ ‘They bob up when et work, at play, dine. You always arrives and say came. But when his face his name. omer® grin when on you're glad bh the othe: with Mr. Sad. they both come in togethe: they're always battling. Now some folks think tha can make a pal of ont But soon or late they mee! For just about the tim they have cornered Sonn: ia wiles. that Sonny's not you all the time with Grandpa just grin, and soon youl him going out and Sonny ‘ TODAY'S QUESTION ‘How do you like this weather? ANSWERS ET can't boost it gomes and liking it.” N—"I have no opinion.” ul. Very fine weather It's for Lake Union and Lake Wash ton? the most to Seattle's growth t commercial importance? ment here? (Answers Thursday) PREVIOUS QUESTIONS was only 6.8 per 1,000 pop @ny city in the country 4. This port handied 2.8 per ¢ Of the foreign commerce of the ‘Gific coast in 1919. DON’T LET’EM DOWN YOU Ail books is Pilgrim's been thrown into prison. terpiece of Spanish literature, Quixote, was also composed prison. thousand years. ; though shaken with sorr: Teturn your divine manuscript, ' ‘ thow-/ Johnson, like La Follette, and others who have opinions, cannot be read out of their parties. t ine. ours as well as m you're hard | you wish he'd | ‘One lives of sunshine, thrives en joy, and goes with Mr Glad. | = he other is a sorry thing who It's seldom In fact, altho they are fate and find it can't be ‘along comes Grandpa and they are captured by funny that you sometimes And all of us are wrong J. M. BOGGS, 2348 424 Ave. ‘W.— All right for the coal man.” _3. K. WHITMORE, 1535 23rd Ave. ian’t 80 worse, but we needn't the natural Seattle 1. What were the’ Indian names 2. What industry has contributed - 3. When wae the first gold excite. h M ! mly ermal for’ at least 10 years, it ts j|annou pnal Associa : need by the Natic tion ot Landlords, Restaurateurs and Other Burglars. eee contemplating t as we were contemy dans @ batch of Christmas brew, the chief announces another clean ba awe © Fran! Dierce, who ik Richardson Pier . writes pieces for the magazines, gends us the following translation of & Chinese rejection stip lwe have read thy manuscript ore aster: one might add that the Commoner could have run more} Loudly the six maintained their = jstrongly than Gov. Cox. But it is intended to show how aoe nie — Pee A ye tees middle-aged foolishly partisan people become in political matters. Had| gwers were stormed from him by| “I resist te Bryan been the nominee instead of Cox, his views on the|tne excited ones, That was the| “that Miss Carroll league of nations, on prohibition, on domestic affairs gen-| comedian of “A Gay Coquette.” He) her grip on that for int uid hin om. w, or when you | ° ° © c t ¥ t 0 y “MRS. NELLIE KENNIFF, 808 Ave—*I can’t knock it and) I'm taking what) A. LUCAS, 916 23rd) for ing- and The Seattle Star By mall, owt of city, He per month vm the & 2 for # montha oF #900 per year Reading Bryan Out of His Party Reading William Jennings Bryan out of the democratic party, tempted by the King County Democratic club , one of the big, outstanding figures in the party. he were not, our political system allows only the individual concerned to read no one else can do it for him. Wave the democratic party; if he does not, he can stay in it. The democratic party and its chieftains, little and big, Gov. Cox has no such following, nor has Attorney General | several vaudevitie he erally, would have been accepted and cheered by the very democrats in King county who are now seeking to read him out of the party. he didn’t swallow the Wilson-Cox program in toto; that he wasn't have more thinking, and less party worship, by the general electorate. joy and courage were found more | j}and candidates may get day 1. Seattle includes more than 5% Bquare miles of territory, 2. The death rate in Seattle last ula ent Pa Don | give fre in , one of the lowest death rates of | One of the most widely read of | moral Progress. | physical impossibility John Bunyan wrote it after he had} The mas- Pubitened Dafty by The Mtar Pubtianing Oo, Phone Mato $1.60; @ montha #A.78) rear The per month, ike per week. of Washington " eity By carrier, s was ild’s play. Even if} aturday, is mere ch , he can n choos If Bry are but repeating the silly performances of the republican party when they tried to read out of the party men like Theodore} Roosevelt, Hiram Johnson, Senator La Follette, Gif- ford Pinchot and others. While they were re him out, Johnson piled up an enormous eer pe victory for himself in California, and contributed to the defeat of the regular republican candidate, | Similarly, La} Char Evan Hughes, for the presidency, Follette has retained his hold with the republican electorate, | while being read out of the party, not once, but scores of times. What the future holds in store for Bryan cannot be fore-| told. But democracy, looking at it from the standpoint of} the outsider, could go far and do worse for leadership. Of} all the democrats in the public eye, outside of President Wilson, Bryan alone commands real popular following.| rd THE SEATTLE STAR EVERETT TRUB—~ — quality that shamed the fitppant Hi UMOR PATHOS "bas one verse of the sons the ROMANCE | } AVIATION Wan bs MONS OF HOSE | wood nymph pertormed the #70 Ks eeque evolution cheery for a Mine! WF WANT “TO ] scone. ‘At the middle of the second |} Get ANYWHERE CC verse she stood still, with @ strange neering to gaze on her tace filled with patrons from the theatres Are you one of the actors?” asked | sang that song that way until late me among th | mily into the depths of the | weenie forest. The gorilia’s last leap ' | J Hy had brought him to her feet, and | yay |||) there he knelt, holding ber hand, | Ds : until he had finished the haunting lyric that was set in the absurd . comedy Uke a diamond in a piece of | do you think spofle the ‘WITH Tre petty The Song and you are fussing about?” he U.S.MARINES When Delmars ceased, Miss Carroll Aer a started, and co’ a sudden flow | m no knocker,” said that lady RECRUITING OFFICE of tears with both hands the Sergeant | "and everybody knows it, fo, when ne woow ree “there ened the pile we | may that Claric ja down every \culating with violence; “* , r0 Mer eda rage | time in that seene I'm Judging her have it, sergeant For two weeks ratees sendy apron - art and not herself. Bhe was great |ehe has spoiled that scene in just rangement with the Wheeler Syn-| i" It once mee ree ra eresething 0 - manner “ every performance fi dicate, Inc | now. It'll dope the show if| rraallgronsecerdy » beni lc y-'8 aeons sick. is not Ophelia or Juliet that she ts Half a dosen people supping at &| and the lady have this playing. Do you wonder now at our Roahcet eunenenis wetted together, I understand. 1 sup |impatience? Tears for the gorilla inight restaurants we making 2 no use asking you feet go aut a Soe, much noise, Three times the) which one of you queers it? - | Out of her bewitchment, whatever “ t PIG ahhen vat tne oe Ke ee the direct | Back A |it was, the wood nymph flared sud To ee ee ime waren to Be] eee ria ne two fined stare of Mine MILLION YGARS AGO YoOU'RGS THE | | denly, and pointed a desperate finger ar t had waxed too warm to be! Carroll's eyes } i | denty, and quelled by a manager's gaze. It was faon't. know,” he said, locking FELLOW THAT RAISED SUCH A quar TSR | es ae et a midnight, and. the restaurant wne| down at hie patent leather tore | AGAINST US LEARNING. ED, ALIA, ONT | |. tt Seen Ten. ee Rave Aone | | | Palmer, nor Postmaster General Burleson, nor Secretary McAdoo, nor Secretary of War Baker. This is not intended as a Bryan encomium, tho, in passing, wa The fault they find with him is that ate natically partisan. After all, it may be a pity that men like Bryan, like her If they could, we might © at whose bidding many lobsters melancholy ‘The oral warfare of four immoder-| tt tonguea Clarice of the small aggregation. the downcaat some momentous misfortune. times they told her that gathers on t tion the perished work of & young man with a face even| right in the reat ¢ for hin profession.) but I tell you, ser she has done { directed at Mins and she can twinkling star Excepting | and palpttating. nedian, all members| was ‘om Carroll, the the biame of] she cried. And th Fifty | eager face toward “Tt te your fault.) TH show you, with vehemence gentioman who takes part in it? nay,” he answered, Mins Carroll ran forward glowing “Thank you, Jimmy, for the first of the party united in casting upon | good word I've had in many a day.” he scene in ques the lady the or youth looked neema to have lost | acene. She's a@ of the play, but— | Keant, she can do| t equal to any of do it again.” munteal farce | duction. en she turned her the desk | sergeant, whether | coquettiah idea. comedy comedietta, As the title implies, Miss | Carroll's role is that of a gay, tng, mischievous, heartless coquette. She sustains that character thruout the entire comedy part of the pro And I have designed the extravaganza features may preserve and present the same of that distriet. § the » t of a dwarfish youth ly. It is your doing.” dispersed audiences must have! with a m ged face. And then the gray-haired matron recognized among the quarrelsome Why, may!" replied the last Thes-| lof the police station came forward sextet the fuces of the players be-| pian witness, “you don't notice any from behind the sergeant’s chair. jonging to the Carroll Comedy com:| tin spear in my hands, do you? You “Must an old woman teach you pany. haven't heard me shout: ‘Bee, the "she said. She went up to Mins Four of the six made up the com-| Emperor comes! since I've been in| Carroll and took her hand, pany. Another was the author of| here, have you? I guess I'm on the “The man's wearing his heart out the comedietta, “A Gay Coquette,”| stage long enough for not to for you, my dear, Couldn't you tell = | which the quartet of gene art & panic by mistaking me for a it the first note you heard him sing? i been presenting with tal? wu } thin curl of smoke rising above the | All of his monkey flip-flops wouldn't oa in the city. | footlights.” | have kept it from me, Must you be |The sixth at the table was a person In your opinion, if you've got deat as well as blind? That's why | tnconsequent in the realm of art, but one,” raid the sergeant, “is the trot you couldn’t act your part, child Iie: | among them, so that she golden and purple. | Do you love him or must he be a burlesque *he whipped off her long tan cloak and tossed it acrons the arm of the policeman who still stood officially Miss Carroll had gone to supper well cloaked, but in the costume of the trople wood nymph. A skirt of fern leaves touched her knee; she was like a humming bird—green and | mind inch didn't matter much years ago it was sald that an added t was tacked onto the nose. of ¢ is far from the truth of the matter. An inch more or less, often is all the difference between life and death,, between and sorrow, and between getting into West Point and not getting to. Which brings one around to the war department's military academy inch. It used to be that a would-be West Pointer had to measure 65 inches if he was 18 or over, For the 17-year-old but 64 Inches of height was asked. This, naturally, kept many a Grant and Lee and Pershing out of shoulderstraps. In recent yearn it dawned more than mere inches to man it took gray matter upon the general makers that facture a war commander needful lowered. Secretary Baker slices an inch off. by with 64 Inches. This is promising Some that inches count no more in an arn engineer's overalls, a banker's cutaway, or So the bar has been it will be decited uniform than in an stateaman’s frock coat mere , Juvenile Mutton had a little lamb; fleece had been as white as snow, everywhere that Armour went the lamb was sure ranging from 23 to 35 cents the pound. So alleges the United States government tn an indictment containing 137 counts, charging profiteering in violation of the Lever act. Armour’s juventie mutton, it appears, followed him all the way from New Zealand, at a cost, ineluding the diminutive sheep, dressing, ship ping and overhead expenses, of leas than 19 cents a pound. It is just possible that when the hard-hearted teacher chamed fittle lamb home from school that she had been interrupted in very midst of her perusal of the Armour essay entitled, “Five Packers Make a Profit of Only a Fraction of a Cent a Pound.” Armour should be more careful. A little New Zealand lamb, fol towing one around, is likely to get one into trouble almost any time i How to Get Hissed John Skelton Williams, comptrotier of the currency, hates « dull time. He was the only person in Washington who seemed to take pride in taking a hot shot at the delegates to the American Bankers’ Association convention. He waited tif the day they opened their convention to give out a red-hot story, accusing a “coteries of bankers” in New York of fixing interest rates and thereby influencing the price of bonds and securities. The bankers then “resoluted” against John and he took another shot at them by saying thore same bankers were charging 30 per cent interest and had collected $100,000,000 in a very few months at that rate. When the comptroller’s name was mentioned in the convention, Many of the dignified financiers hissed, here and there one applauded. One banker characterized Williams as the most courageous comptrolier America ever had and got himself hissed. Armour aod to goat prices the the Big Bince Arthur Griffith suggested that American sympathieers “adopt” Irish towns, quite a few want to be foster-fathers to the spot where Hass ale is made. One advantage the old buggy had; it didn’t need a fifth wheel hanging on the rear. A Chicago pastor resigned to go into business #0 he can carn hia chi- dren's college expenses. Why not have the children carn their way thru college? It has been done. A Kentucky women, aged 86, has sued her 90-year-old husband for di- vorce. It's never too late to end—a romance. Jf onion extract ts really @ substitute for gasoline, perhaps the car would go farther on garlicker. Here's hoping the naval congressional committee, after visiting Brem- orton, won't remain at sea. Dr. Jas. I. Vance Writes for The Star Today on ~ || Things God Cannot Do| BY DR. JAMES L VANCE [be free, Freedom and spiritual de While God is omnipotent, omnis. | velopment are inseparable. A thing| cient, and omnipresent, there are Per - bol wae automaton is| some things He cannot do. | petal sak. pet pred God cannot lie. He would cease to | sciousness. A creature capable of be God were He guilty of duplicity.| spiritual development must be. in Goa Himself, His own nature. annot sin. He cannot deny | vested with a nelf-determining will He is limited, therefore, by| Therefore, if man waa to becc The only freedom | god-like, he must be free. But, once God has is to act in harmony with|free, choice might be exercised in| what God is |the wrong way. The creature might God cannot make two particles of |choone evil as well ax good, for hin| matter occupy the same space at|character wan in a fluid ntate the same time. At any rate, such| This was the chance God had, and ability is inconceivable to the human |this the risk He ran—to make a be c nnot do a physical im-|Ing capable of climbing starward poasibility, despite the fact that He| but who might decide to o the other ig omnipotent way. God cannot make a creature who| In the exercise of his freedom has freedom of choice but who does}man chose evil. It was not the will not have freedom of choice, He is|of God that should enter His ormnipot t, but He cannot do alworld. It was the will of Ged that ny more than He can do a|man should be free | It is cheap thinking to any that! use God is omnipotent, He ia re-| either to|sponsible for human failure. He in| or to with-|responsible for giving man a chance evil And so when God came to make | be man, He had His choice Jom of choice hold it. to become. Man is responsible for If man was to become. he must what he does with his chanca Clarice—tt ls you alone who s#poilt| I the scene you have acted this way It is only of late that! whether I can do that mune. am to blame. I'll show them| “Now, the scene in which we take) And then she danced a fluttering, Come. ception Mins Carroll's acting is| fantastic dance, so agile and light At this) Mr. Delmars, jet us begin. You wili| called the ‘s: hopper, and the comedian opened his arms and—smiled. gorilla for the rest of his days?” Miss Carroll whirled around and caught Delmars with a lightning glance of her eye. He came toward her, melancholy “Did you hear, Mr. Delmars?” she asked, with a catching breath. “I did,” said the comedian. “Tt is true. I didn’t think there was any he use. I tried to let you know in the wong.” “Silly maid the matron; “why didn't you speak?" ¥0, no,” cried the wood nymph, “his way was the best. I didn’t know, but—It was just what I wanted, Bobby.” She sprang Ike a green grass- “Get out of this,” roared the desk | plumed hat, she bounded before the| | Now she hardly gets a hand out of fila dance.’ She is com-| and maxy in her steps that the other tumed to represent © wood nymph,| three members of the Carroll Com- and there is a great song-and-dance | edy company broke into applause at scene with a gorilia—played by Mr.| the art of it rate the sketeh will have taken off.” Mine Carroll was a mateh for any to be| let us, won't you, sefreant?™ “How long will it take?” asked the sergeant, dublounly sergeant to the waiting waiter from the restaurant. “There's nothing do ing here for you.” 11 four. Gallic ancestry gave her @ vk) “Eight minutes,” aid the play.| Delmars, the comedian. A tropical-| And at the proper time Delmars vacity that could easily mount to) wright. “The entire play consumes| forest stage is net leaped out at her side, mimicking the ek allt ga 2g bagged | “That used to get four and five re-| uncouth, hideous bounds of the gor- i. scorehing denial at her aceusera) “You may go ahead.” anid the ser.| calla. The main thing was the acting| ila so funnily thimt the grizzled ser- Her slender, eloquent arma constant.| geant. “Most of you seem to side agninat the little lady. Maybe she} had @ right to crack up a mucer or two In that restaurant, We'll see | how she does the turn before we and the dance—it was the funnicst| geant himself gave a short laugh thing in New York for five months.| like the closing of a padlock, They Delmar’s song, ‘I'll Woo Thee to My| danced together @he gorilla dance fyivan Home,’ while he and Miss! and won a hand from all, Carroll were cutting hideandecek| ‘Then began the most fantastic capers among the tropical plants,| part of the scene—the wooing of the was a winner.” | nymph by the gorilla. It was @ kind at's the trouble with the sceneqof dance its@if—eccentric and prank- now?” asked the sergeant | sh, with the nymph fn coquettish “Mins Carroll wpoils it right in the | and seductive retreat, followed by the middie of it.” said the playwright | gofilla as he sang “I'll Woo Thee to wrathfully. My Sylvan Home.” With « wide gesture of her ever-| The song was a lyric of merit. The ly menaced the tableware, Her high, clear soprano voice rose to what) would have been a scream had St not posneased so pure a musical quality. She huried back at the attacking | take that up.” four their denunciations tn tones| The matron of the police atation awoet, but of too great carrying| had been standing near, listening to| power for & Broadway restaurant.|the singular arrument. She came} Finally they exhausted her| nigher and stood near the sergeant's| patience both as a woman and an/| chair, Two or three of the reserves artist, She sprang up like a/ «trolied in, big and yawning. panther, mapaged to amakh half @| “Before beginning the scene,” maid dozen plates and glasses with one| the playwright, “and assuming that | moving arma, the actress waved back | words were nonsense, as befitted the royal sweep of her arm, and defied) you have not seen a produgtion of the little group of spectators, leaving | play, but the music was worthy of ber critics, They rose and wrangled) ‘A Gay Coquette, I will maké a brief! & space in front of the desk for the) something better. Delmars struck more loudly, The comedian sighed) but necessary explanation. It is aacene of her vindication or fall, Then | into it in @ rich tenor that owned a and looked a trifle sadder and dim) ~ — aaa interested. The manager came trip- ping and suggested peace. He was told to go to the popular synonym for war so promptly that the affair might have happened at The Hague. ‘Thus waa the manager angered. He made a sign with his hand and «| waiter slipped out of the door, In 20 minutes the party of six was in a police station factng a grizzied) and philosophical desk sergeant “Disorderly conduct in a restau rant,” said the policeman who had brought the party in. The author of “A Gay Coquette” stepped to the front. He wore nose: | glassen and evening clothes, even if! his shoes had been tans before they | met the patent leather polish bot-| PA NT uct ic— oe Py, RAYE DAWN fa “SHADOWLAND® TILYOU & ROGERS Versatile Originalities DUNLAY & MERRILL “Mmeh Ade About Nothing” «| ue. “Mr. Sergeant.” sald he, out of his throat, like Actor Irving, “I would like to protest against this ar rest. The company of actors who | are performing in a little play that I have written, In company with a friend and myself, were having a little supper. We became deeply in-) terested in the discussion as to which | one of the cast is responsible for a scene in the sketch that lately has fallen so fjat that the piece in about | to become a falture. We may have} been rather noisy and Intolerant of} interruption by the restaurant peo ple, but the matter was of consider: able importance to all of us. 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