The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 4, 1920, Page 6

oot of city, tte per ro the & Publianed Datty wate of Wi *, My carrier, olty, rme SEATTLE STAR EVERETT TRUE— (EVENING, MISTER SWTET iNou DRuve A CAR, AND L HHOUGHT You MIGHT Have ‘a LitrTce TIMS QVGNINGS THURSDAY, NOVEMPIOR 4, 1928, HUMOR PATHOS: h The latest issue of the Vocational Summary, published monthly by the Fed- @ral Board for Vocational Education, reprints the following from an ancient Pamphlet entitled “Roger Ascham’s Schoolmaster,”, bearing the date 1565: _ “And it is pity that commonly more care is had, yea, and that among very |wise men, to find out rather a cunning man for their jhorse than a cunning man for their children. They say nay in word, but they do so in deed. For to the one they will gladly give a stipend of 200 crovtns by the year and are loath to offer to the other 200 shil- lings. God that sitteth in heaven laugheth their choice to scorn and rewardeth their liberality as it should. For He suffereth them to have tame and well-ordered horses but wild and unfortunate chil- dren.” It is interesting to note that this matter of inadequate pay for “schoolmasters” was a satirically burning question 350 years ago, Even then there were people who thought a child, as a representative unit of not only mental! but also moral force, more precious and fundamentally powerful as regards the state than—a means of joy riding. The wages for grooms in 1565 seems to have been about (translated into American money) $240 a year, as against $48 “loathingly offered” to educators. The stable boy's stipend was close to three times as much as the school- RoR READING ALONG 3 Den as the Sun which rules the Dey And floods the land with Nght Vet leaves us to become the prey Of shadows in the Night. Vet stil! we found our faith upon [The reeappearnec of the dawn. Bédmund Vance Cooke No, VLC NOT COMG IN LIFE? Te those who seck enlightenment “em to the why and wherefore of the it day styles, will please take : up near the front, they > gill be duly and properly enlightened $ eee Dat us take for today's discussion “Me general topic “Styles.” eee ft used to be said by the dest little that styles make the man. Ah. Mot so today, They break him make him. 1t isn’t the upkeep. | the original cost. eee My gosh! Some of the clamiest @f today are carrying an were unknown to mah tHat SCHOOL fYou'cu FIND SOMGTH ING or INTOREST In THe (! $9 eee it the lapels—the place where | stip a carnation on Mother's » They've got ‘em sticking way! p above the shoulders where they flap to and fro. What's the} ? The makers have kept It a Dr. Jas. Writes for The What a wonderful thin; tree is! Think of how @ tree comes into be ing. One day a tiny seed falle into Tm! then consider the trimmin’s ‘suits. Black all around the | Yet, why not? if the maker | to sell them to a ministre! why not to the general pub te top off the stylesin proper explains that Do You Love Trees? | BY DR. JAMES L vans THANK Yous Ick ws]! HAN® You THESE NEwSPARER CLIPPINGS! | THEY DGAL WITH THE DANGSRS OF TAKING CHANCES IN DRIVING, AIVe IKKNOWING You To BE AN ENTHUSIASTIC EXPONGNT OF I | { L Vance | Star Today on |) | the Inp of Mother Barth. Resting ite Ured check on her warm breast, it falls anicep, and when it wakes the miracle of being has been wrought, the door of destiny has swung wide and the world of light and sunshine and song Is calling. Think of how @ tree growa With infallible inetifiet it feels out and finds what it needs, It draws suste hance from the rocks. It drinks from stream and «ky. It captures and imprisons sunshine until ite gar | thenty are living green. It bows to | the wind and bends to the storm and blushes under the wart gase of the ardent sun. Thru all thie it grows | tall and strong and lusty, spreading | its branches to bless the earth, and lifting ita head to salute the heavens. Think of how « tree serves, The birds come and bulld their nests in its boughs. Any bird that wants to May come for the goepel of the tree | im “Whosoever will may come.” The benata of the feld, the cattle and the sheep, aff tired men from the noisy town may come to rest ir ite shade And when its fruit grows to luscious | ripeness, it says: “Take; eat.” and if you will not take, ft will of tts own jaccord drop its bounty inte your | hand, for the tree lives to serve, | Think how @ tree suffers, It bares ite head to the tempest. It is ox Posed to the ice and snow, It ts ax. wailed by the stormwind, and ite A Newspaper Story (Copyright, 1920, by the Wheeler Byndioate, Ine.) At & & m. it Iny on Gtuseppt's news stand, stil damp from the ppl, with the cunning of his ilk, philandered on the opposite corner, leaving his patrons to help themaelves, no doubt on a theory re. lated to the hypothesis of the watched, ‘Thin partioular newspaper was, ao cording to its custom and design, an educator, a guide, a monitor, a cham pion and household counselor and vade mecum, From ita many excellencies might he nelected three editorials, One wax in simple and chaste but illuminating language directed to parents and tea deprecating corporal pun ishment for children. Another was an accustve and alg nificant warning addrensed to a no- torious labor leader who was on the point of inatignting his dliests to a troublesome strike, ‘The third was an eloquent demand that the police force be sustained and aided in everything that tended to Increase its efficiency as public guard nd servante. Hexides these more important ehid- ings and requisitions upon the score of good citizenship was a wine pre scription or form of procedure laid out by the editor of the heart-to heart column in the xpecific cane of & young man who had complained of the obduracy of his lady love, teach: ing him how he might win her. Again, there was, on the beanty page, a complete answer to a young lady inquirer who desired admoni tion toward the securing of bright tyen, rory cheeks and a\ beautiful countenance. One other item requiring special cognizance was a brief “personal, running thus: Dear Jack: Forgive me. You were right Meet me corner Madison and —th at #30 this morning. We leave at noon. Penitent. At # o'clock & young man with a haggard look and feverish gleam of unrest In his eyes dropped a penny and picked up the top paper as he Passed Giuseppl's stand. A sleepless night had left him @ late riser. There was an office to be reached by nine, and a shave and a hasty cup of coffee to be crowded into the interval. i He visited his barber shop and then burried on his way. He pock- oted his paper, meditating a belated peruml of ft at the luncheon hour. At the next corner it fell from his pocket, carrying with It his pair of new gloves. Three bi he walked, minved the gloves and turned back fuming. Just on the half-hour he reached the corner where lay the gloves and the paper. But he strangely ignored that which he had come to seek. He was holding two little hands as tightly as ever he could and looking into two penitent brown eyes, while lot | ROMANCE stretched itself out for four blocks Then « water hydrant played ite part in the commogony, thé buggy became | matchwood foreordained, and the driver rested very quietly where he had been flung on the asphalt in front of @ certain brownsteme man. | sion. | ‘They came out and had him inside very promptly. And there was one| who made herself a pillow for his} head, and cared for no curious eyes, | bending over and saying, “Oh, tt was | | You; it war you all the time, Bobby! | | Couldn't you see it? And if you die why, so must I, and-—"* But in all this wind we must hurry to keep in touch with our paper. Policeman O'Brine arrested it an a character dangerous to traffic Straightening its dishevelled leaves | with his big, slow fingers, he stood & few feet from the family entrance the Shandon Bells cafe. One headline he mpelled oyt ponderously “The Papers to the Front in a Move | to Help the Poll But, whistg! The voice of Danny, the head bartender, thru the crack of the door: “Here's & nip for ye, Mike, ould man.” Behind the witespread, amicable columns of the press Policeman O'Brine receives ewiftly his nip of the real stuff. He moves away,| stalwart, refreshed, fortified, to his| duties. Might not the editor man view with pride the early, the spit-| itual, the literal fruit that bad} | Dlonsed his labors? Policeman O'Brine folded the pa- | per and poked it playfully under the | arm of & small boy that was pase. ing. That boy was named Johnny, and he took the paper home with | him. His wister was named Gladys, jand she had written to the beauty aitor of the paper asking for the |Practicable touchstone of beauty. | That was weeks ago, and she had) ceased to look for an answer Gladys was o pale girl, with dul!) yes and a discontented expression. | She was dressing to go up to the avenue to get some braid. Beneath | her skirt she pinned two leaves of the paper Johnny had brought | When sbe walked the rustling sound | | Was an exact imifftion of the real j thing. On the street below she met the Brown girl from the flat below and) \stopped to talk. The Brown girl| turned green. Only eitk at $5 a/ yard could make the sound that #! heard when Gladys moved. The Brown girl, consumed by jealousy, jenid something spiteful and went jher way, with pinched lps, Gladys proceeded toward the ave nue. Her eyes now sparkled lke jagerfonteins. A rosy bloom visited her cheeks; @ triumphant, eubtie, vivifying emfle transfigured her face. She was beautiful. Could the beauty editor have seen her. then! ‘There was something in her answer in the paper, I believe, about cuiti- vating kind feelings toward others in order to make plain features at- tractive. ‘The labor leader against whor the paper's solemn and weighty editorial injunction was laid was the father of Gladys and Johnny, He picked up the remains of the journal from which Gladys had ravished a com metic of eilken sounds. The edt torial did not come under his eye, but Instead it was greeted by one of thore ingenious and specious pus zie problems that enthrall alike the simpleton and the «a The labor leader tore off half of the page, provided himself with table, pencil and paper and glued himeelf to his puzzle, Three hours later, after waiting vainly for him at the appointed place, other more conservative lead- re declared and ruled tn favor of arbitration, and the strike with tts attendant dangers was averted. Sub sequent editions of the paper ferred, in colored inks, to the clarion tone of its successful denunciation of the labor leader's intended de- slens. The remaining leaves of the ao tive journal also went loyally to the proving of its potency. When Johnny returned from school he sought @ secluded spot and removed the missing columns from the inside of his clothing, where they had been artfully dis tributed #0 to successfully de fend such areas as are generally at tacked during scholastic castigationa, Johnny attended a private school and had had trouble with his teach er. As has been sald, there was an excellent editorial against corporal punishment in that morning's issue, and no doubt it had its effect. After this can any one doubt the power of the press? ‘The ambition of Sir Ar- thur W. Pinero, the famous English laywright, was to become an omnk bus conductor. “ONCE TO EVERY WOMAN?” Is ft the denire for a Career? What comes “ONCE TO EVERY WOMAN?” Is it the Kiss of Passion? ‘What comes “ONCE TO EVERY WOMAN?” Is tt the Hunger for Children? “ONCE TO EVERY WOMAN?” Is tt Clandestine Love? This Is Why Probably you've often been perplexed when high- grade textiles, selected with great care, seem to give out “all at once” in w Here are a few of the reasons why, accord- to scientists: some. REAL PAINLESS DENTISTS Ip order to introduce our new (whalebone) plate, which is the lightest | and strongest plate known, covers very litte of the root of the mouths ou can bite corn off the cob; guaran- 16 yearn, EXAMINATION FREE Henry A. Atkins was the first of Seattle. ‘Ten acres, now in the very of the downtown business dis. were deeded to the University Washington by A. A. Denny, C. C. and Edward Lander in 1861. THE TEMPLE BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE the tricks of thetr master’s, Today the minimum wage for a “cunning man” who tinkers with the insides of automgbiles is $1.25 an hour or approximately $3,000 a year. The minimum pay for men and women who spend many years and more dollars prepar- ing themselves for the position of educating America’s fu- ture voting citizens is, according to current tables, around $1,000 a year. And so, after three and one-half centuries, the ratio re- mains the same. The fact is rather startling. Especially when it is remembered how trippingly tongues have been are mouthing such phrases as “adequate compensation,” “educa- from the laps we move to|tion is the solution,” “economic evolution,” et cetera—et pocket effect. It would seem/cetera ad infinitum! the more angles you get in} pa pocket silts, the clawier you One slit and you're classy. A i at cad sours, cwise 00 e and Youth . And #0 it gore until one Of} wary poy” ayy the experienced father to his callow son, “I must je lite appear under your @FM—) wemnly warn you against the wiles of women.” you need © new sult “All right, old top,” responds the confident youth, “you bet id hep to ‘em and they can't come it over me.” ws “My daughter,” says the careful mother, “mén were decetvers ever. Treat them all as good friends, but be on your guard against their 71 Y approaches GOVERNMENT, “Why, mother," answers the gir, “as tf I didn't know enough to wryy Rss oft gered - j il . ] INDUST RIAL, ers and mothers sometimes forget thelr own youth, er looking r a] back upon it, they are appalled at their narrow escapes from dangers, NOT POLITICAL from which they instinctively try to shield their soos and daughters. BY DK. FRANK Cra Meanwhile, the sons are chiefly worrying lest no women think them ri 1920, bs Frank Crane) worthy of their wiles and the daughters are wondering whether they (Copytright, id are to be deprived of the thrill of rejecting some of these masculine| Some day we are going to quit approaches. | polition, For alas! It is not written that one generation wil! consent to leara| That is to my, some day we are very much from the wisdom and experience of its predecessor, eee ere that oe ya Bats on industrial and not a pol oncern. ‘The great modern fact is business. Th Wa ffle Re cord That which most characterizes this ie age is the rise of business a mat John Paul Jones placed himself high upon the roll of fame by his/'@F worthy of the best brains and gallant conduct upon the high seas. That great admiral gave consider. |" able publicity to the name of Jones, in this country, and others, not| Time was, and not so lone age to make mention of the oceans over which he lorded it. It became almoat And here and these the septic idee second nature to think of glorious naval exploits when one thought of | insure in tow worm IMG wt to be em John Paul Jones. . . - > But he passed away, and for long years there was @ lack of highty/fased in trade was considered die conspicuous Jonenes sailing o'er the briny deep. ain te ta wae wieer Gn ‘Then along comes Paul Francis Jones, « marine. This Pani Jones) £™" coats oe And you ascended now le the pride of those whe love the daring deed, who cheer, the Hon: |i? Orane Nite. in the ranks of no hearted, and who pin medais on the brave. bility in proportion to the length of What?, You mean to say that you have not heard of the wonderful / 07 of) Dope a and the record achieved by this Paul Jones? Why, man alive, don't you know|)™", Subuel Delwsun ot ot that this namesake of the famous Paul Jones ate 26% waffles in 90) '"W'o0) recovering from that Ge minutes? He did! Honest to goodnem, he did! That's why the cheering.| Jon “Today the great man te the| Sema uk icin ane ial Mae! a. too, have set records in firing rifle balis| \complisher, not the parader Prime | Then, Hom Po par el err drives the |0¥ rioted in his heart, cannon s they ave done out-oftheordinary things in thé) ninisters are taking the reins from | keen edge of hie ax into ite heart, the| “Dear Jack,” she mid, “I knew matter of facing enemy fire and all that, but never before in the history / in, nands of kings. tree apven ite fide to toed bie thea. you would be here on time.” of the U. & A. has any marine eaten 26% waffles in 30 minutes, Our politics are the leftovers trom ee eae ee ne toe ae ee ein}. “I wonder what she means by “TODAY'S QUESTION the ages of parade. Nothing leaves it the #ame. It re | that.” he was saying to himself; “but " in do We still regard our president a 8 | sponds to tl changing esasons, 1t | !t's all right, it’s all right.” terms neal pre one tn 60 The Blush {mitation king, our governors and| store up in itself the record of every| A big wind pufted out of the the results roayors as fustian dukes and lords, | experience and draws « circle around | West, picked up the paper from the ANSWERS When one blushes, the face, and frequentty the neck, changes shade.| We have inaugural balls and OY" | ite heart each year it lives, It car | sidewalk, opened it and sent it flying ow. dist almost reaching crimson. But héw ts that brought about? Because ernork’ staffs with tin colonels, 4M4 | ries to ite grave the kins of every 8nd whirling down a side street. Up J. © YOUNG, 11 . of some mental excitement there is a certain stimulation of the nerves. gay “Your Excellency” and powwow «suntoam, the baptism of every rain. | that street was driving a skittish bay helming? Following that stimulation the arteries become a trifle larger and ag much as we dare after the man-| drop, the careas of every kind, the|to @ spider-wheel bugey, the young I L. NEILL, Green bldg—| more red blood flows thru them. And the added red blood shows thru ner of the courts of the East and! pow of every thunderbolt. man who had written to the heart ph. the skin and the blush results. Past. Think of how a tree binds the|to-heart editor for a"recipe that he 1G L. SPENCE, Empire bidg.| It was Mark Twain who one time called the world’s attention to| Women Ifke ft. ity gratifying, I'd say. the biush in his original way. “Man is the only animal that blushes,"| put we are getting over It. Little A. D. STEWART, Bothell | Mark said, and then put the point to his statement by the postscript, by little we are realizing that the SWhy, @ landslide, of course. |“—Or needs to.” mayor of a city in more like the on a tease, Lowman bidg.| Blushing may arise from many mental states—confusion, anger, self: manager of a factory than like the fag ee a consciousness, modesty, or shame, each may cause ft. If one will grand duke of Wuerttemburg: that grest d mark it, children blush jess than their elders. ‘They have so much the governor of a state is, or ought is leas to blush for, and besides, they are young and are not bothered to bea, more like the hired man who WH A T DO YOU with the developed mind upon which blush-causing conditions react. | superintends a ranch or the bullding of a bridge than like the Akhoond of 4 ‘OW ABOUT i Swat; and that the president of the My Bolivar United States is expected to muke iT) A TTLE? food in promoting the prosperity of . Few lovers of therty read the history of Simon Roltvar without athe people, and not to pos QUESTIONS thrill. A youth at the waning of the French revolution, he lived thru) The rise of the idea of such com. Can you name the first three! its last days in Paris. On his return to his native Venezuela, in 1809,|™Unal forme of business am the pont tive acts passed by the city of|he joined the rebels against Spain. office, the public school and the gov. Quickly Bolivar’s passion for Uberty, his eloquence and his military |°TPment ownership of public utilities When did the Masons establish | ability were reeomnized. Victory, defeat and again victory sat on his|!* not due to socialism. Socialiem in here? |shoulder. In 1819 he was able to make his historic march over the Utterly antagonistic to the blood of When did Seattle women first | Cordiileras—a feat paralleling Napoleon's crossing of the Alpe—join| Americans. the right to vote here? forces with Santander, and win the crucial battle of Bojaca. alte of democracy. (Answers Friday) Like Washington, Bolivar was as great a statesman as a soldier. bee Prager — to ts galning 1OUS QUESTIONS He dreamed of @ Unite@ States in South America. But Just as his | round for the simple reason that wo vet yrasodg building ie the| scheme seemed ready for fruition political opponenta balked it. If, *f° more and more conceiving gov office structure in the city.| he had not achieved his great goal, however, he had set the fires of |*fMment to be an industrial ns 351,000 square feet of of-| liberty alight thruout the continent. Independence, the doctrine ot Wt ‘ Space. The 42-story L. C. Smith| equality and resentment of slavery, burn as high today in hearts etl Saou Gane sere <— ¥ e eric do 1 . . vide offices ing has 300,000 square feet of South America as they do In our own. |ton geattors, Or be atieo tava nee \firet business ig to see that every citizen has fair play in making a liv ing, that unjust privilege is abolieh ed, that all have a chance to work and honest pay, that those who work shall be prospered, and that who will not work shall not eat, |. Government ought to be a hive for the, benefit of the work: ‘Ss, not the drones, ead’*Me ay Tell No Iales ‘& shame on their sordid role; made their goat by my futile vote, am dunced in their knaviah school. | PAINLESS EXTRACTION All work guaranteed for 15 nave impreasion takem im the morning and get teeth same day. Examination and advice free. Call and See Samples of Our Pinte and Ursdge Werk. We Stand the | fest of Time. Bring this ad with you. Open Sundays From © te 12 for Working People OHIO CUT-RATE DENTISTS @89 UAIVERSITY ST. shail quit them all tn their sailfish braw| Hi spit on their foolish pride; Sinem, wallow acd itch ip. thetr 3 @winish ditch, Z shall pass on the other sida” was some such word which, I think, heard “it ide tor INFANTS & INVALIDS ASK FOR Horlick’s wt of your hasty heart; now in my bones you fing your ftones, Because you have shirked your part this temple of ours, with tte «ptres and towers, We are all of the working guid, to put in our leks throwing hard- baked bricks brictes 4—to bulla! Horlicks ‘Means r ted—to bu Yooprright, 1920, N. KB. AD i a ‘The Bureau of War Risk Insur- * : has written 4,640,049 war rivk insurance policies to. the! of $40,331,640,000. 1221- Third Ave *COR UNIVERSITY Because it is the oppo: | thore world together. Successive genera- tions have had the same tree for a friend. | Yeu, a tree te wonderful. There tx | something wrong with you if you do | not love trees. might win her for whom he sighed. The wind, with a prankish flurry, flapped the fying newspaper against the face of the skittish bay. There ‘was a lengthened streak of bay min gied with the red running gear that Pantages What Do You Consider When Buying a Diamond? | Take it for granted that you want one—the reputation-of the dealer should be paramount in your mind. You Can Easily Be Foo!ed In a Diamond We stand back of every diamond we sell you, and offer a wide variety of selection. Thomas J. Cassutt Jeweler Ad AM’ ‘ e over use of depila- tories, deodorants and per- fumes causes shirts and waists to quickly fray at the armpits. Shoe pow- ders and other foot com- forts, when too freely used, are often the cause of holes appearing in new hose. The wiping of razor blades on towels results in scores of tiny become washed. cuts that quickly holes after being Dust and shoe polish weakens linen. Don’t use handkerchiefs to polish your shoes. linen us' apparel these, 1265 Building ficial surface. first laundering this quick- ly dissolves away, resulting in a roughened appearance. Ninety-five per cent of the “mysterious wear” that “comes out” in linen and Second grade ually has an arti- After the on washdays are attributable to causes like You can insure longer life to your linens and other things by guard- ing against them, The Supply Laundry co Capitol 300 .» Inc. Republican St. 1@ White House os of Cleanliness