The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 22, 1920, Page 6

about? Bomebody massed you or you getting homesick? Mr, Peters’ anys she. ‘TT You was always « friend | oy. » and I don't min Mr.) an m I'm in love I fust love a |man #0 hard I can’t bear not to get |him, He's just the ideal I've always had in mind “Then take is, if it's a mutual case. ) turn the sentiment according to the specifi ne and painfulness you have described? “We does,’ sayn she ‘But one of the gentlemen that's coming to fee me about the adver tinement and he won't marry me un lean | give him the 62,000, His name jis Willlam Wilkinson’ And ther jshe gore off again in the agitations jana ics of romance will live at @ autet hotel and will “Mra, Trotter,’ mys 1, ‘there’s no have no work to do. Andy and I /man more eympathetlc with a wo will attend to all the correspondence | man's affections than I am. Be and business end of it np you was once the life partner “ofr says 1, ‘some of the | of one of my beat friends If it was ties I have kept out of all trouble mor lent and impetuous suitors) left to me I'd my take this $2,000 with police that a five dollar who can raise the railroad fare may|and the man of your choice and be bi and a cigar could not square. come Cairo personally press | happy Now, to work this soheme we've got their mult or whatever fraction of| “We could afford to do that, be to be able to ¢ bodily acharm |a wult they may be wearing. In| marry you, But,’ says 1, ‘Andy |4# *he did for sorrow: ing widow or its equivalent with or that case you will be probably put/from these suckers that wanted to| “Two days afterward me and Anéy withdut the beauty, heregitaments to the inconvenience of kicking them|marry you. But,’ mys I, ‘Andy |packed up to go. and appurtenances set forth in the|out face to face, We will pay you| Tucker is to be consulted | “Wouldn't you Ike te go VIOLIN BY FPMUND VANCE COOKR bin magic wa oy harpe Gripped ho Pentisned Datty by The tar Putte Pe HUMOR PATHOS ROMANCE The Seattle Star By mah, owt of of $4.06, fn the 8 for « tee per month; # months, year. of Washington ° wth, nthe oF $9.08 per yen . ———— The K. C. Night School UCH is | >... : LIFE! ae Ohio, @ months, 99.78 eet lippet maidens, ti Bane of the paswions and the pang bin,’ myn T “That! .a4 then the Kountaine leveled with Does he re) And © Marion and Nroad every one of these square, unpretentious old ling at vd t of them . : Tho report that Almost desperat Pwon the American league pennant is) It is the Knlehts of « wrtrue be who he win the war The rumor that Cleveland, Obie, The bu won the world's series is false | A Star man, v Cleveland, Ohlo, won neither the! hoerimed inant nor the work! champion ir ‘This te sarthoritative, founded upon pact, based upon reason, and cooked} “upon the coals of truth. eee Tn he mainte wee base I wialn. " And Sajan moved bis leering lips prayer Again the bow @anceed Nehtty om wtrings And ali the air wae Milled with Hghta, he'n been Men--young men, | thelr shirt sleeves there te tense Industry oltve drab—toll in within the buflding n Cleveland. “ Intenseness | night school, which t offering Seattie for their life trade. umbus pod free preparation the bis din tiekied Parche wit Catholic college poe me yey 1 the cht, to take the insides out left them And Par saw tn the Basement jong of a gas engine “" The Exact “Soe te te ooua.y Science Of Matrimony raphy, bookkeeping, commercial art, me matt accounting, Boglixh and other sub- pyright, 1920, by Dowbieday, Page 4 Co.; published by special ar Bnosbarg Falls, attanoo fit them to earn more money in the hard school of Tenn, Minooka, Corydon . e Go ¢ rangement with the Wheeler Byn Ine hynte youths how them back hout earning ritimate inroads against the legal letter of the law the article sold must be existent, vidble, producibia In that way and by @ careful study city ordinances and train sched hop a A wages. He And upstairs at having any training entities to we in «time owner eries in tort oat urne,’ pair be (Copyright, 1920, X 3b A) wome the Te waent Cleveland that won. It c “was Hubbard City, Texas, Tuliferta. manship, typewriting |goen back to Mra. Trotter and her, and she cries as hard for ing plant, and and the steamer Pa; Shamakin, Pa, ant a flock the school's radio heard the Seattle rube towns scattered all over 3 « Zan Francisco, Queen, somewhere ou the U. 8 A Ip There are some who Instat the pen-| Rant should go to Cleveland because Cleveland departed from big league Fules and let two Cleveland natives play on the team. Other big league qeams won't permit anything of the wort. And, they argue that Cleveland ts entitled to the world champtonshiy Decnuse there was playe the Brooklyn team born in Clev Obie, and another bern in C ‘Tenn. But, after weighing this calm, and all the facts in the case, the cham Plonship ts awnrded to those tal gress vMages where they produce | Peal ball players. | All Cleveland, Ohio, did toward Winning the pennant was to furnish The fleki to play on. Hubbard City, Texas, furnished Mr . EB. Speaker; Shamokin, Pa, con @ributed Mr. S. Coveiewkie; Tatiferta, | Ga. helped along with Mr. J. C. Bag By; Enos Falls, Vt. came to bat with OW. lL. Gardner; Minooka, Pa., did the catching with S. F. O'Neill; Ohio, assisted with FE. J.) @eith; Titus, Ala, hustied across With J. Sewell; Paterson, N. J, rave Bp C. D. Jamieson; Corydon, R. B. Caldwell; Meridian, aided with J. Evans, and at last minute Cleveland, Ohio, had | one land eland |? @® hot-foot it to the Coast and get tem and a } of the Russian Soviet gov | Gemomnced Mails of Sacramento, Cal eee Tt ts true that Cleveland contrib the balls, bats, glover, and W. nse and G. E. Uhie, but it may be explained. was some Offset by what Cleveland, Ohio, Cleveland, Tenn., contributed to lyn in R. W. Marquard and J Johnston. If Cleveland, Ohfo, wants to be im the matter it @ught to tear pennant into a score of pieces send the pieces to the burgs that | ly did the winning. §8.—Squire Abner Harpington ar | from the above array of facts, Mo rr ox.we Phe ut Most of th offshoot } calied since ambit int program Heinies) wit eft ental bude od to fi a. ee more The night quire was the ff elem keep st of are eager wanted sehoc a mity-tradr eo seb: need m th who them men have taken advant 1 ls making train Frinco, off when the Pacific coast, they get another Burope, they said) Catholic Institution. in coll trop on olumbus is ex.service tl la ele a men, be they ntle The by suddenly § gigantic fund n the tied Yanks sur halting ¢ fund on u war its night stirred new Ded in whom these free and the war practical had tomp themselves schools rary are a for three their existence. exsoldiers In thelr ranks, of the for all to enroll They'll Mind room a aplev simple is felt, the reading, ed to arithmetic, is Dp J man, it but ne hoo man with the umber a » is willing to start therm, he told The Star, k own attacked Bolahe | Rusia as a member of the British labor comminsion there was no such thing a8 a dictatorship of the was abolished, and THE WORKING CLASS WAS OPPRESSED by as cratic and militaristic a regime as that of the czar himeeclf “We bring back from Moscow and Petrograd a sad impression of the condition of the laboring class, The workmen have almost no bread to eat. The terror inflicted by Polsheviem i# so great that no one dares Arrests are frequent. The workmen must work-— must work as directed and at what they are told.” express his opinions an ond Intern: t protested b Bolshevism. and condemned the plan to It advocated a system class on a democratic basis. ‘The discussion was summed up In the speech of Thomas Shaw, member of the British delegation and president of the Second Internationale, who m ag he had seen it during his recent visit to Soviet/ In Mumeta, he maid, | Insanity in Russia the Bolsheviks, owe supreme reaffirming Its eternal opposition to the capitalist eye against the treatment by governments the Second Internationale, nevertheleas, of violence and terroriam arn indust:tol strikes nto political revolution. ¢ legisiation and administration by the working/ ornment rejected all methods practically allegiance n held its annual conference not long proletartat animated something, | or Rut tts night! fidence Protestant, Cathotic, during the war to carry on the howtilities hands, and no wor schoo for ambitions for better-paying jobs | weasure, ting last year, The Thte year 490 | heavy breathing Seattie school's offer bid to ex-tervice men who epetling, make his way with no education | to And an Mherty | Said Shaw! con Jew, j their (and the way the and x ¢ which But we ete. | pply for admimion to these berinners’ clases, the so Evidently European laborites and socialists of Europe are beginning to i te true about a bal! player sem a great light. Being without honor save in| on this mundane «phere own home town pra, to the) you permit it. Fanaticiam, terror and wanton murder are not monity Plenty of Coal England's need for coal wil not Infteence the American market be ‘The British coal miners’ strike will not affect coal prices ie | cause coal exports cannot be larger than they now are Atlantic porte cannot handle y more coal British bids for more coal will not over | dicate “Ag I have told you before,” said Jett Peters, “l never had much con in the perfidiourness of woman, As partners or coeducators in the moat innocent line of graft they are not trustworthy.” “They deserve the compliment.” mid I. “I think they are entitled to alled the honest sex.” “Why shouldn't they be maid Jett, “They got the other sex either grafting or working overtime for ‘em They're al right in bua nese until they «et thelr emots or thetr hair touched up too much Then you want to have a flat-footed, man Ww randy whinkers, five kids and a building and joan mortage ready as an un derstudy to take her desk. Now there was that widow lady that me and Andy Tucker engaged ‘to help us in thag litte matrimont scheme we Coated out in Cairo, When you've got eh adver tising capital—say a roll as big as be | | agency | witt catalogue and writ of errors, or here after be held by @ jutice of the peace.’ “Well, says Andy, reconstructing bis mind, ‘maybe MR would be afer in case the posteffice or the peace should try to tn Ugate Hut where,” he mays. ve ne our agenc could ye would waste time on a matrimonial scheme that had me matrimony in told Andy that I thought 1 of the exact party, An old of ming Zeke Trotter, who draw soda water and teeth tent show, had made his wife s widow a year before drinking some dyspepsia care of the old doctor's instead of the liniment that he al ways Kot boomed up on. 1 used to stop at their house often, and I thought we could get her to work us Twas only stxty/mifles to the tit- te town where she lived, mo T Jump out on the 1. C. and finds her in knew used & a the little end of a wagon tongue—/the same cottage with the same sun there's money in matrimonial chee expected to double it In two montha taking out a New Jersey charter. “We fixed up an advertisement | Zeke’ that read about like this “Charting widow, beautiful, home | putting on, loving, 22 years, cash and owning property, would remarry We bad about $6,000, and we! washtuh en | flowers and roosters standing on the Mra. Trotter fitted our ad first rate, exorpt, maybe, for beauty real socialixts of the world, as distinct from the Rutan | Which Is about as long as @ scheme | and age and property valuation. But like ours can be carried on without | she looked fe sible and praiseworthy to the eye, and it was a kindnes to memory to give her the job. “Ie thin an honest deal you are Mr. Poteru? she asks pomsemning $3,000 / me when I tell her what we want Valuable country | “"Mra ‘Trotter, says I ‘Andy Would| Tucker and me have computed the prefer a poor man with affectionabie | calculation | dimporition to one with means, as sbe| broad and that 3,000 men in this unfalr country will en- realizes that the solid virtues are|deavor to meoure your fair hand and ofteneat to be found tm the humble walks of life. No objection to eld erty man or one of homely appear ance if salthtys end true and com petent to mariage property and in: vest money with judgmem Ad drome, with particulars. * LONEGY “Care of Peters & Tucker, Asenta, Cairo, TL’ ‘to far, = pernicious’ says TI when we had fmished the literary concoction. ‘And now.’ mys ‘where is the lady? “An@y gives me one of his looks of calm irritation. “ ‘Jett’ anys be, IT thought you had lost them Kieas of realism in your art. Why should there be a lady? When they sell a bot of watered wtock on Wall Street would you expect to find a mermaid tn it? What had a matrimonial ad got to do with a lady? LL) ostensible money and property thru our advertiement. Out of that num- ber nething Uke thirty hundred will expect to give you in exchange, if they should win you, the carcass of @ lazy aod mercenary loafer, a failure tm life, a swindler and con- temptibie fortune seeker “"Me and Andy, mys 1. ‘propose jto teach these preyers upon society a lemon. It was with difficuity,’ sayn 1, ‘that me and Andy could refrain from forming & corporation under the title of the Great Moral and Millenoial Malevolent Matrtmental Agency. Does that saflafy you? “"It doom, Mr. Peters,’ myn aha ‘T might bave known you wouldn't have gone into anything that wan't opprobrious, But what wil my duties me? De I have to reject personally these 1,000 ramecaliions you speak of, or can I throw them oat in bunches? hope to find a widow who| come this inability to export more coal. | “The country over,” says the editor of the Coal Trade Journal, “people have more coal in their cellars now than they ever had.” | | The director of the American Wholesale Coal association potnta to the) American reserve of 30,000,000 tons of bituminous coal, which, he predicts. will be Increased to 40,000,000 by January 1. “Thin means,” he asserts, With the unemployed list grow-| “continually failing prices and coal enough for everybody.” Gteadfly thruout the country,| Then why, you may ask, are coal prices so high in some localities? "t you think a little discussion | “This i# gue,” declares the wholesale coal association director, “to the whether or not a married woman | Continual cry of state officials of a shortage.” i work would be in ordér? | Some coal dealers are taking advantage of the public's fear of a coal "You are very good at discusming | shortage and deliberately robbing their customers. Jap question and have polnted| Put from your mind all thought of coal shortage. Order just enough how much lower their standard | Coal now to keep the furnace going a few weeks. By that time no profiteer living is, etc., and of how they | ing coal dealer will think he can scare you with shortage cries. When he ir women out to work in| realizes that, he will have to come down with his prices. ete ? The country ts 20,000,000 tons ahead and mining more coal each day What about the thousands of| than can be used here or shipped abroad, ing in restaurants, in mostcases| Did you notice certain pro-Japs urging the defeat of the satisfy their craze for dreas, en-| candidate because he rented his farm to J etc., as this type of woman) Bridges behind ‘em. rarely has children and invaria- es will work cheaper, doing a sin- - | Gedtag G43 oxt cc a o> or|, — a and the nurse involved tm tt, the kidnaping was hardly ly & married man with a few ones to look after. Greed for abd pleasure ‘e ruining Amer | British Columbia votes wet. fem today, and the American race is| **"- @eteriorating to the extent that even i the European races do not look up| Priness t+ not picking up, say the New York rag pickers. to us any more, We speak of Ital pecan fans as dagoes and Russians as bo m2 but, believe me, it is seitom EVERETT TRUE — the poor dago allows his wife to! thump * typewriter all day or sweat mer-Labor ? They must be burning their And Gov. Coe made no campaign therc, They're on By CONDO 1 CAN ASSURGS You WITH ABSOLUTE FINALITY, MRS. TRUS, THAT LL CER=+ EVERETT, IF 1 SHOvLD ‘ ‘||Xou MARRY Employers of labor should not keep | 2 These parasites of real working men ANOTHER 7h to atisfy their inordinate greed = =< for money, and should take particu. | Tar pains to find out if circumstances | $a)l for a woman to be working. | It is quite fashionable in the U. 8 A. today for young people to get Married and the girl to keep on ‘working, and, believe me, it should | ‘Be frowned on by society in general, | | fa real American would not let his | ‘women folk work out, unless under | Very special circumstances. Where I Work we have a few who have their} Women working; one in particular, | who i# receiving $1 ah hour and, “whose wife ts receiving around $100 @ month as a stenographer. They | @en an expensive car and spend) vevery nickel they earn; and then gome have no homes and, of course, | Ro children, while there are thou-| mands of girls walking the streets Jooking tor a job. Not forgettigg ex goldiers, who are still awaiting that | Jong-delayed bonus for services ren- dered but very poorly recompensed You can't throw any slurs at this) type of man-—they are too thick-| skinned for the above mentioned apology for a man openly boasting Hthat he would hold his Job as long | jap his wife was working, / "Let's ontracise these kind of peo ple and we would have less discon. | itent amongst the working people are struggling to raise families this country. A UNION MAN. RARE, TOO Sicribbles—What made him a@o fa- mous as an author? Wrotties—He sent a book to the her and then waited so long it to be published that the book rare and commanded high as extinct first editions “is =i NO, SIR, MIIISGR Rue 'S NoT P= =| NERS. MRS, TRUE PHONED IN 4 Se SAND SAID HE WOVUDN'T BE ABLE To OMS To HS OFPMICE Topay, "Now, listen, says L ‘You know)| “Your job, Mra Trotter,” mys 1, my rule, Andy in all my ille-| ‘will be practically a cynosura You 10 cents extra remium on every pound. Experience as taught him the grade of cotton that ys him best. And this same experience as taught him the sort of work clothes that wear best on the job. James Littlefield has tried a lot of over- alls since he started cotton raisin, id today you'll find him in Blue Buckle OverAlls. No matter how heavy the work is on his farm, he has found that Blue Buckles stand every test he gives them. And today millions of men, raising the nation’s food supply, running trains, mines, and factories, have found that Blue Buckles meet every test. Find out for yourself about Blue Buckles. Test the long-wearing denim cloth, the wide, double-stitched seams. Try on a pair. Feel the comfort of the big, roomy Blue Buckle pattern—the free swing raglan sleeves in the coats. Blue Buckles neyer bind or rip. Solid work- manship in every detail is bound to give you your money s worth, All sizes—Men's, Youths’, Children’s. Ask your dealer today for Blue Buckles, “Blue Buckles stand the heaviest’ JSarm work.” (Signed) James M. Littlefield Blue Buckle O Biggest selling overall in the for every pound of his cotton What farm experience has taught Jim Littlefield about overalls EN Jim Littlefield, of Braden, Oklahoma, turned in his cotton crop last year, he got a ten-cent r week and hotel expenses’ ‘Give me five minutes,’ says Mra. | business Trotter, ‘to get my powder rag and leave the front door key with neighbor and you can let my salary | | begin.” | I conveys Mra Trotter to! hotel far and Andy's picious ard Andy enough away from mine quarters to be unenus available, and I that your conscience in appeased as to the tangtbility and proximity of the bait, and leaving mutton aside, KUPPoRe We revenoo noo fish.’ “So, we ‘began to insert our adver- tinernent in newspapers covering the country far and while, One ad was all we used We couldn't have used more without hiring so many clerks | and marcelled paraphernalia that the sound of the cum chewing would have disturbed the Postmaster-Gen- eral. “We placed $2,000 tn a bank to Mra Trotter's credit and gave her the book to show in case anybody | might question the hoferty and good faith of the agency. I knew Mra. Trotter was square and reliable and it was mafe to leave it tn ber name “With that one ad Andy and me put in twelve hours @ day anwwering letters, “About ome trundred a day was what came In. I never knew there was so many large hearted tut indi- gent men in the country who were willing to acquire a charming widow and assume the burden of investing her money. “Some few cTlents called tm per- son. We sent ‘em to Mra Trotter and she did the rest: except for three or four who came back to strike on for carfare. After the let- ters began to get in from the r, f. 4 | districts, Andy and me were taking im about $200 a day. “Toward the end of three months we bad taken In something over | 95,000, and we maw it was time to quit We had @ good many com- | plaints made to us; and Mra Trotter memed to be tired of the joh A 2 = | pay her last week’y farewell and get her chock $2,000. “When I got there crying Uke a kid that dont want £0 to school. "Now, now,’ says ¥, ‘what's ft all & verAlls world pigeon “He is & good man, but keen tn He is my I will talk with Andy,’ says 8)L ‘and wee what can be done. “I goes back to our hotel and lays) | the case before Andy. “1 was expecting something Ike | Cairo and establishes her in a family | this all the time,’ says Andy otally can't trust @ woman to stick by you scheme tell |emotions and preferences’ “It's a sad thing, Andy,’ mays I, “ ‘Great,’ mays Andy, ‘And now) ‘to think that we've been the cause king of a woman's heart says Andy, ‘and I tell you} what I'm willing to do always been a man generous heart and disposition. Per haps I've been too hard and worldly jclous, For once I'll meet of the bre “It in, and any you half way. and the hand jumps for five minutes, tell her to draw the $2,000 from k and give nfatuated with and be happy. up and meet partner finan | that train.’ You} ay that involves her rest. Jett. You've of a soft and|sand,’ mys Andy. I asks, Go to Mra Trotter| T've been it month.” | “Then Andy's | son?’ says 1 to this man and shakes and then I we leave” I asks him, mightily to know you and exp P |her encomiums and gratitude’ “Why, I guews not,’ says Al ‘I gruces we'd better hurry and ec “What's tie? says L “It's Mrs. Trotter's two “"l was,’ ways Afidy.” “Bhe'a | was strapping our ut | around me in @ money belt Ihe welll always carried it, when Andy a roll of large bfils out of his pocket and asks me to put ‘em witha i “How do you come to hare “‘Bhe gave it to me,” mys calling on her levenings a week for more thaa are you William ON THIS FINE VICTOR VICTROLA —together with five double-faced records, ten selec- tions. Delivered anywhere in Seattle on this small initial payment. Balance on EXCEPTIONALLY CONVENIENT TERMS Total Price of Outfit $129.25 GET ONE WHILE THEY LAST 1216-18 Third Avenue Phone Main 3139 Between University and Seneca Mra. Trotter once befa