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The By mail owt of ett 18.08, tn se Presa Bervion. 1488 for on id to th As the socialis mixed, comrade. And so it seems. that the so-called third part of unagreeing enthusi the discontented vote with It’s an interesting phenor the “respectable” leaders le ites now; some are democ All things are in fates) yet all things are not decreed by fate.—Plato. | UCH is LIFE! Today's Best Bet—Looks as if the Authorities were Staggered. eee RULES FOR CAMPAIGN ORATORS - ‘Always get your photo in the Rewspapers the day before your ar Fival, Have photo show you patting & ragged newsboy on the back, if i | r > Give out advance coples of your . having contevts as totally un what you really intend to my Shine tos 4 © tour of main streets, stand : ‘up in auto and tipping silk hat. This fails to attract attention, try auto and standing in silk ‘Hug a policeman, a bricklayer, a or some other representa | Who you got your money on— "Babe Ruth or Mayor MacSwiney? eee appears that many of the sein of baseball are fixed stars also appears that Leavenworth have a great team next year. eee Today is the tomorrow worrled about yesterday, and has happened. ey eee ‘Sign in a restaurant: “If you are “Bot used to good eats, come in here.” ee fifty cents; takes her himch to her rare good sense. eee and six Cornel] stu- turn up thelr cuffs. e- k swimming in « sitting on {ts tail,” mays I. was sitting on its own says I. “But if you call “Can't,” says Si. “Can.” says |. “The duck must mit on the bark if it sits on the ” “A farmer climbed the side of a OF [Mtain to catch a stray goose.” g@- “The climbing was hard 1 was nearly exhausted when ‘Feached the top, but getting down ‘Was comparatively easy.” “Fell down,” says I. picked the down into my basement,” says 1, “and he carried 18 out. How much coal id I get?” “None,” says Si, “which shows you @idn’t pay your last coal bill.” “I paid for the coal, all right,” L a ' “But you didn't get it,” says St. "1 didn't get the sacks.” says L “Yes,” says Si, “and the circus has 10 horses with but 20 fore feet _ “And,” says I, “short is shorter if | add a syllable. |. “a B will make a| > “A mere letter,” says I, “turns a Word into a sword.” | “And another,” says Si, “is al the | oto between here and there.” ¥ inny,” says I, “what you can do with letters.” . “She sells sea shells,” says si, a gets my goat.” “Bi sawed six slick, sleek, slim, | Slender saplings,’ is more difficult for me,” says 1. y, $06 per month; & montha # * The 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, and 121/2th Parties asts W p old socialist party, mourned two years ago as dead, which is attracting much of socialist party was expected to die a lingering death. the darn thing didn’t die. |together to form a new outlet for their unrest. dissented from each other and formed three outlets instead of one. He found 2 of 48, which, after losing about a third of its members to the farmer-laborites at the Chicago convention, withdrew in as good order as possible and seems to be in a state of sus- pended animation. have formed three other organizations: jat {than prevention Pebtioned Netty by The Miter Publishing Oe. Frone Mate soo Seattle Star | it Washington, Outstd hq oF 99.08 per year e farmer-laborite: “You're getting your figure: Yours is the fourth party.” All reports from outside a few states (Washington is one of the few) indicat: y perilously launched at Chicago by a strange cote ill command less attention this year than the poo: 1¢ its prison-inmate leader, Eugene Debs. menon, this socialist part During the war most of ft it. Some of the “respectables” are farmer-labor- rats. We haven't discovered any of them coming out for Harding, but there may be a few. With this exodus of the intellectuals from its ranks, the But Next, other groups began to shoot off from the socialists {Some of them objected to the party's ruling clique on the {ground it w s “too conservative.” Others called it “too rad- Groups of socialists dissented from the party and got Then they cal,” Somebody started counting political parties the other day. The half is represented by the Committee The net result of the radicals’ gathering in Chicago was the launching of three tickets: Farmer-labor, “American” party, which is running ex-Gov. Ferguson of Texas for pres- ident, and single tax par’ Chalk up 314. Elements that formerly and including the bulk of the former socialist party of Michigan. Add the original socialists, and— Chalk up 714. The prohibitionists are still in the field, remember, with ef the common peepul as YOUlthe Rev, Mr. Watkins running against both Cox and auto to enter hotel. Hard sas arding. Chalk up 814 The progressives still function in Louisiana and a few other southern states, where the democrats wouldn't let them back and there's no sense in being a republican. Chalk up 944. The socialist-labor party never did combine with the ele- ments that formed the original socialist party. It still exists, somehow. Chalk up 1014. And, of course, this editorial would not be complete with- out a mention of the republican and democratic parties, which, after all, seem to command the votes of a large majority of the general public. Chalk up 1214, Doesn't it look like rain? School Studies Once ft was generally believed that certain studies were epectally adapted to train the memory, the reason, and the other “faculties” of those who took them, and that the training received in any one such study would spread ita good effects over everything. That was the theory of “formal discipline”; and on the strength of It pupils were urged to study rigorously precise subjects like mathe- cheated in a recent examina-| matics and Latin, even when it was conceded that these were not likely} to be used very much directly in everyday life. Nowadays psychologists do not belleve that separate mental “faculties” exist, and many experiments have shown that the “transfer” of effects of training from one field to another ie very much lems than every one used to suppose. And so the object of well directed school work today is not so much to “cultivate” or strengthen minds and faculties aa to teach the thingy that it is worth while to know, to aatinfy natural curiosity, to give larger points of view and broader sympathies, in short, to enrich the life of the pup!l and help him to adapt himself to the world of things and people in which he will have to live. This ts simpler and more human, ahd the change a more dignified place in the school to things like music and dancing, which overcome social awkwardness and add to the joy of living; to domestic science and manual training, which give skill and courage to face the material world; to nature study and the social sciencea, with all thelr human interest. of object gtves . Taxation That “nothing was surer than death and taxes” was noted long years ago. To this day both occupy this field of certainty. You will die, and until you do you will pay taxes, if you live in any civilized community. There are those who would spread the taxes, by Indirect duties, so that each human would pay as much as any other—and no more. Tariff duties and interfaj revenues are of this brand. Then there are others who insist upon levying upon accumulated wealth. And those who would levy upon accunmlating wealth, by means of income and profits taxes. There are those who would tax pass the burden along to idleness, There are those who would take certain natural resources from private owners and use the profits of operation to reduce or wipe out taxes. Oh, yen; there are many About the only thing left is not how to apply the taxation burden, but to lessen it, That sounds reasonable, reasonable that it isn’t all pleasing to politicians, government employes, and with axes to grind The practice of governmental thrift will do much to end the practice of heaping up government taxes. Production, and those whe would taxation theortes. 80 and workingmen in profit-sharing will be Industrial Accidents Compensation for industrial accidents ia not the goal merely the stepping stone to the end sought, which of accidenta. But compensation does compel many employers to install eafety de vices, inaugurate better working conditions, and to otherwise insure his purse against possible loss by reason of the operation of the work- men's compensation le The ideal industrial accident boar® writes Louls Bartlett, is one which “not only looks to the future and prevents injuries in uritoid cases, but substitutes easily applied and certain rules of compensation and a summary procedure for the legal refinements and slow processes of the courta.” Italy. Higher wages given to the workers. and perhaps aimed at. in is none other The Report Card At, regular Intervals during the school year your child with a report card. This report is a more educational progress, and comes home efficient watched lene be or should barometer of your child's carefully. But some parents, kind-hearted ones, at that, have the mistaken idea v the weak should hav that they encourage progress by card, taking it for granted that marks the card shows. pointing the ¢ out Id Aces the on the “good” mo, most in A better method was adopted by a wise father, He saw only the best marks, That is to say, he talked about the good marks, ignoring those below “fair.” He dwelt so enthusiastically on the “ex: lent’ that his child came to understand that he was studying, not to keep from the bottom of the class, but to get nearer the top. Try it on your cMid’s report card next time. Friends Again The newly elected president of Mexico is to visit the United States. President Obregon will cross the ‘Rio Grande to pay his respects to neighbors of a sister republic, and incidentally, to see what a t 8. A. fair ia like. Officially it is announced that the president visita the state: fair at Dallas, Texas. Weally, tho, he # visiting the Amercan people, hoping thus to prove to them that Mexico is perfectly willing to let bygones syne fe fet be bygones and renew friendly relations, the} contractors | A commission will now examine into the relations between employers| a system of It} See eee ae THE SEATTLE EVERETT TRUE AT IT AGAIN, ALWAYS DALBING SOMETHING ON wie as | belonged to the socialist party Communist, com- munist-labor, and proletarian, the latter being the latest Dr. Jas. Writes for The Climate ts euppored to have much | to do with health, One of the favor ite prescriptions for a brokendown body is a more bracing altitude, A swamp in no place to live. Tus atmon phere reeks with foul odors, and is k jnonous germs of dimrase. Who would be such a fool as to go fwamping when secking a residence for his body? | Climate also hag much to do with the health of the soul One® eur rounding» reagt on his epiritual na- ture, There are cireumetancer which reek with wile suggestions, and be- come prolific breeders of mental and moral diseases, Why should one play the fool and go swamping when seek CRANE'S Daily Article (Copyright 1990) Cohesive Ignorance. Knowledge Individualizes. Catchwords, At & patriotic meeting. the other | night, I stat and letened to a speak or, I could hear very iittle of what! he said. He did not know the art of | speaking #0 as to be heard, still, what I did hear convinced me that I was not missing much. It was the} dear old platitudes, There were 3,000 people in the hall. | Not over 100 could hear the orator, | I wondered what the 2,900 were thinking about And it came to me that it did not) make much difference, They went | there to be patrictia Every once in A while they would catch some phrase like “Old Glory.” or “The Rest Country In the World,” or “Lib- erty,” and appland heartily Men are moved not by what they | understand, but by what the do not understand. They are held together in & common purpose not. by what they know and by clear ideas, but by what they do not know, by what is chaotic, The great spiritual cohesive power is ignorance. Those churches which do not educate their people, but keep them in ignorance, are more power ful than the sects that appeal to rea | non, | Reason ts disintegrating. edge individuatizes, heresy. It is Jargon that convinces, beet walewman sticks to his words, The political candidate who uses! long, involved sentences, never says anything clean cut and positive, and puts passion into bromides, awakens confidence. We dont’ know what he means; he must be very clever If & man talks plain, rugged, ory tal English, and we can graap every thing he says, why, what does he| know more than we? | I have a friend, a woman, who gets | & deal of consolation out of a well known religious text-book She hasn't andy idea what it all means. But she repeats the sounding phrases with & rept expression. They feed her soul, It does not worry her thta she does not understand. On the con: | trary, it comforts her. It makes her feel that the author i# so Wise and deep, and her poor little mind is en folded and rests ‘That she could come to all her con- clusions quite as well by the exer cise of plain common sense does not appeal to her. What she can under- stand she distrusts, There muse be something wrong about it, she thinks, if she can grasp it. And this explains why ninety-nine hunrdedths of the books are pub- Mehed in jargon, why the average ed jtorial starts nowhere, goes around and gets nowhere; why people rally to ® cause or & party when they can not possibly tell you in plain words what it is all about It also explains why people loak with suspicion on one who changes | his church, or his political party, or even his occupation, We feel that he jis manifesting xymptoms of inde: | pendent thought, which may ‘be in. | teresting and amusin, perhaps, but! not safe. The only thing tnat is safe iy the rut, s Know! | Wisdom makes | Soul-Swamping | favorable STAR By CONDO 7 ARS. TRUS § WHAT 1S IMS € é rangement with the Wheeler Byn- | deate, Inc, 1 Co. A twolnch stub of a blue pencil an the wand with, which Keogh erformed the preliminary acta of magic Bo, with this he covered aper with diagrams and figures while he waited for the United tates of America to send down to oralio a successor to Atwood, re aned. The new scheme that his mind had noelved, his stout heart indorsed, ond his blue pencil corroborated, was 4 around the charactertsticn and uman frailties of the new president Anchuria 1 t Thene characterisation the situation out of whieh gh hoped to wrest a golden trib: chronicling contribu- | ar order of events. | Lonada~—many called & man whose ft a deserve to th dent Dictator m niug would have made him Bn was uous even among Anglo-Saxo' 4 not that genius been intermixed other traits that were petty and subversive. He had some of the {ty patriotian of Washington (the jman he most admired), the force of Napoleon, and much of the wisdom of the sages. These characteristics might have justified him tn the as |aumption of the title of “The Illus |trious Liberator,” had they not been accompanied by a stupendous and amazing vanity that kept him in the |lens worthy ranks of the dictators. Yet he’ did his country great ser vies. With a mighty grasp he shook it nearly free from the shackles of ignorance and sloth and the vermin that fed upon it, and all but made it a power in the council of nations. Ho established schools and hospitals built roads, bridges, rallroady and palacen and bestowed generous sub. nidies upon the arte and sciences He was the absolute despot and the idot of hin people, The wealth of the country poured Into his hands Other presidents had been rapacious without reas. Lomda amasmed enormous wealth, but hin people had their share of the benefits. I. Vance Star Today on Ing & residence for the soul? Ig the physion} health of so much more value than the spiritual, that we should be profoundly concerned for health conditions that affect the body, and wemely indifferent to ward thone that concern the soul? Many @ man will epend a fortune seeking physical health, and not a bawbee on his soul. A lot of people are risking the per lis Of soulewamping on the chance of making a physica] gain. This was what Lot did when he pitched his| The joint in his armor was his tent toward Sodom. It was & £004 /ingtiate passion for monuments and pines for making money, but it was|tokens commemorating his glory. In ho place for bringing up a family.levery town he caused to be erected Business was good in Bodom. Every-letatues of himself bearing legends in thing else waa bad, The town was 4] praise of hin greatness. In the walle moral mwamp, of every public edifice, tablets were What are the things you consider |rized reciting his splendor and the when you make & move? In your tude of hin wubjects. His stau- eye absorted with the prompects forlettas and portraits were scattered getting on? Are you staking char-|thruout the land in every house and acter and home and moral ideals|nut One of the «ycophants in hin against the lure of profits offered by | court painted him as St. Jotm, with & dirty town? Are you willing tol, halo and @ train of attendants in steep your own foul and the souls Of/fui uniform. Losada saw nothing your wife and children in the foul|incongruous tn this picture, and had atmosphererof a moral swamp forlit hung in a church in the capital. the chance of getting rich? Be care-ji, ordered from a French sculptor fut a marble group including himself Tt ts better to have leew and bel with Napoleon, Alexander the Great, more. Soulewamping ventures tralllandg one or two others whom he disaster and death. Remember Lot's | deemed worthy of the honor. wife, He ransacked Europe for decorn- tions, employing policy, money and L tt t the intrigue to cajole the orders he cov: Editor— eted from kings and rulers. On state occasions his breast waa cov ered from shoulder to shoulder with cromnes, stars, golden roses, medals Write briefly. Use ink or typeroriter, One side of paper only. your name, and ribbons. It was mid tha the man who could contrive for him a new decoration, or invent some new method of extolling his greatness, might plunge a hand deep into the treasury. This was the man upon whom Billy Keogh had his eye, The gentle buccancer had observed the rain of favors that fell upon those who min istered to the president's vanities, and he did not deem it his duty to holst hia umbgella against the scat. tering drops of liquid fortune. In a few weeks the new consul at rived, releasing Keogh from his tem porary duties, He was a young man fresh from college, who lived for botany alone. The consulate at WANTED—A REAL RAILWAY MANAGER Editor The Star; Since the city made the blunder in buying the street car system there has been @ continuous holler by the mayor and others about losing money. They ought to know they always will lose money until they go East and get & street car man to manage our sy# tem and take it out of politics What does an exdogger know about running a large street car system? Or the present manager, Just a civil engineer? It is time the city was|Coralio gave him the opportunity to doing something besides raising|study tropical flora. He wore |tare—anybody could make it pay|smoked glasses, and carried a green simply by raising the fares. “By all|umbrella. He filled the cool, back means give us @ manager porch of the consulate with plants By the way, what ix being done with the money the counell voted the mayor to investigate this street car deal? Yours respectfully STAR READER. and specimens so that space for a | bottie and chair was not to be found. Keogh gazed on him sadly, but with out rancor, and began to pack his eripsack. For his new plot against stagnation along the Spanish Main |required Of him a voyage overseas Soon came the Karlsefin again— sho of the trampish habite—gieaning & cargo of cocoanuts for a specula tive descent upon the New York market. Keogh was booked for a passage on the return trip “Yes, I'm going to New York,” he explained to the group of his coun FAitor The Star: Some little time ago we read of a city ordinance re quiring owners to have a license for, or pay some kind of a tax on ats, We have never heard of any one who has paid such a license in fact we know of several people | who boast that they have not, trymen that had gathered on the Tho Star has always been fore-|beach to see him off. “But I'll be | most in law enforcement and if the|back before you miss me. I've un. city of Senttle is being cheated out of thousands of dollars in this way, we feel that you would be willing to give the parties whose duty it is to enforce the ordi ee sufficient publicity "0 make them dertaken the art education of this plebald country, and I'm not the man to desert it while it's in the early throes of tintypes.” With this mysterious declaration of his intentions Keogh boarded the Karisefin Ten days later, shivering, with the ‘collar of his thin coat turned high, he burst into the studio of Carolus White at the top of a tall building in 10th st, New York city, Carolus White was smoking a cigaret and frying sausages over an oil stove, He was only and had noble theories about ary ' “Billy Keognt’ excuumea White, extending the hand that was not busy with the frying pan. “From what part of the uncivilized world, 1 wonder!” “Hello, Carry,” said Keogh, drag: ging forward a stool, and holding his fingers close to the stove. “I'm glad I found you #0 soon, I've been look- ing for you all day in the directories land art galleries, ‘The free-lunch man on the corner told me where you were, quick. I was sure you'd be painting pictures yet,” Keogh glanced about the studio with the shrewd eye of a connoisseur in business, un do it Thanking you for your kind con. sideration of the above, I am. EVERETT T, RUE. ou, BOY! Miss Ketcham on me last ev Mies Blunt come alone? “Three men called ing.” “Yes, you can do it,” he declared, Were they afraid to with many gentle nods of hic head. “That big one in the corner with the THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14, 190. am.” “Name doesn't matter,” the vurieties of paint that does the trick. Now, I can tell you in a minute what 1 want. I've come on 4 little voyage of two thousand les Ww take you in with me on a me. 1 thought of you as soon 4s the scheme showed itself to me How would you like to go back with me and paint a picture? Ninety days for the trip, and five thousand dol lags for the job.” “Cereal food or hair tonic posters? asked White It inn't an ad.” “What kind of a picture in it t be t's « long story,” said Keogh “Go whead with it If you don’t mind, while you talk I'll just keep | my eye on these sausages. Let " get one shade deeper than a Van dyke brown and you spoil ‘em.” Keogh explained his project. They were to return to Coralio, where White was to pose ax a distinguixhed American portrait painter who was touring in the tropics as a relaxa- Uon from bis arduous and remunere | tve professional labors, It was not jan unreasonable hope, even to those | |who had trod in the beaten paths | of business, that on artist with so | |imuch prestige imight secure a com: | | mission to perpetuate upon canvas | the lineaments of the president, and secure a share of the peson that were raining upon the caterers to hin weaknesses, Keogh had set his price at ten | thousand dollars, Artixts had been |paid more for portraits White were to share the expenses of the trip and divide the ponsibie profits. Thus he laid the scheme be fore White, whom he had known in the West before one declared for Art and the other became a Bedouin. Before long the two machinators abandoned the rigor of the bare studio for a snug corner of a cafe. There they sat far into the night, with old envelopes and Keogh’s stub of blue pencil between them. At 12 o'clock White doubled up in his chair, with his chin on his fist, and whut his eyes at the un beautiful wallpaper. “I'll go you, Billy,” he sald, in the quiet tones of decision. “I've got two or three hundred saved up for sau» ages and rent, and I'll take the chance with you. Five thousand! It will give me two years in Parts and one in Italy. I'll begin to pack to morrow.” “You'll begin tn 10 minutes,” said Keogh. “It tomorrow now. The Karlsefin starts back at 4 p. m. Come on to your painting shop, and rll help you.” For five months in the year Cora Mo is the Newport of Anchuria. Then only does the town possess life From November to March it is prac- tically the seat of government. The | president with his official family so- journs there, and society follows him. The pleasureloving people make the season one long holiday of amusement and rejoicing. Fiestas. balls, games, sea bathing, processions and small theatres contribute to their enjoyment. The famous Swiss band from the capital plays in the | little plaza every evening, while the 14 carriages and vehicles in the town circle in funereal but com: | piacent procession. Indians from the interior mountains, looking like pre- historic stone idols, come down to peddle their bandiwork in the | streets, The people throng the nar- |row ways, a chattering, happy, care lies stream of buoyant humanity Preposterous children rigged out with the shortest of ballet skirts and gilt wings, howl, underfoot. among the effervescent crowds. Especially is the arrival of the presidential | party, at the opening of the season, attended with pomp, show and patriotic demonstrations of enthu sianm aml delight. When Keogh and White reached their destination, on the return trip of the Karlsefin, the gay winter sea | son was well begun, As they stepped upon the beach they could hear the band playing in the plaza. The vil lage maidens, with fireflies already fixed in their dark locks, were glid. ing, barefoot and coy-eyed, along the paths, Dandies in white linen, swing. ing their canes, were beginning their seductive strotis, The air was full of human essence, of artificial entice ment, of coquetry, indolence, pleas ure—-the man-made sense of exist ence. The first two or three days after their, arrival were spent in prelimi naries, Keogh escorted the artist about town, introducing him to the little cirele of English-speaking resi. dents and pulling whatever wires he could to effect the spreading of White's fame as a painter, And then Keogh planned a more spec tacular demonstration of the idea he wished to keep before the public. He and White engaged rooms tn |the Hotel de les Extranjeros: The two were clad in new suifs of im- maculate duck, with American straw hats, and carried nes of remark- able uniqueness and inutility, Few caballeros in Coralio—even the gor geously uniformed officers of the Anchurian army—were as con spicuous for ease and elegance of de mea as Keogh and his friend, the great American painter, Senor | White. White set up his easel on the beach and made striking sketches of the mountain and sea views, The native population formed at his rear in a vast, chattering semicircle to | watch his work, Keogh, with his care for details, had arranged for | himself a pose which he carried out with fidelity, His role was that of friend to the great artist, a man of affairs and leisure, The visible em blem of his position was a pocket camera, “Wor branding the man who owns it,” said he, “a genteel dilettant art Two weeks after their arrival, the scheme begun to bear fruit de-camp of the president drove to the The hotel in a dashing victoria president desired that Senor Whit come to the Casa Morena for an HUMOR PATHOS ROMANCE said | photographe or gh strolled blandly about Corallo, | snapping the scenery and the shrink«# Ing senoritas, while White posed com spicuously in the higher regions of published by special ar-|but you may be nearer right than I) soon aa they get thru taking everys | thing else in sight they go to taking People are more time Keogh, largely; “it's the frame and| prenned by a kodak than they are by four-karat searf pin.” formal interview. Keogh gripped his pipe tightly Bl tween his than ten thousand,” artist—"remember the price «old oF its equivalent—don’t let him #tick you with teethe ‘ot a cent | And this bargain-coun: stuff they call money here.” “Perhaps it isn’t that he wants, sald White. did jet out’ sald Keogh, with eplen confidence. wants. corker! sepia. way. the picture.” Keogh hung his head. Self.abase ment was easy to read in his dowm “I know what He wants his picture painted p by the celebrated young Americam | painter and filibuster now sojourn ing in his down-trogden country. Off | you go. F The victoria sped away with the artist. Keogh walked up and down, puffing great clouds of smoke from) his pipe, and waited. In an hour the — | Victoria swept again to the door of | the hotel, deposited White, and vam ished. The artist dashed up the stairs, three at a step. ped mmoking, and became a silent im | terrogation point. “Landed,” He 4nd} nis boyish fa I'll tell you all about He The matter cast countenance, “Tm rowfally, again?” The Danish technological institute has opened a special course to teach practical methods of burning differ. ent fuels in various kinds of stoves: falling, Carry,” he said, sor “I'm not fit to handle these man’s-size schemes any longer. Peddling oranges in a push-cart is about the suitable graft for ma When 1 said ten thousand, I swear I thought I had sized up that brown man's limit to within two cents. He'd have melted down for fifteen thou- sand just as easy, Say—Carry-—— you'll see old man Keogh safe in some nice, quiet idiot asylum, won't you, if he makes a break like that" with the greatest economy. An aide he maid to f Keogh stop exclaimed White, with ce flushed with elation, “Billy, you are a wonder. He wants 4 picture, By Heavens! that dictator chap isa 4 dictator clear down to his finger-ends. He's a kind of combination of Julius Caesar, Luck fer and Chauncey Depew done in Polite and grim—that's his The room I saw him in was about ten acres big, and looked like 4 Misxtssippi eteamboat with its gilda. | ing and mirrors and white paint. He talks English better ope to. I can ever of the price came up. I mentioned ten thousand, I expected him to call the guard and have me taken out and shot. He didn't move an eyelash. He waved one of his chestnut hands @ careless way, and said, you say.’ {angels and green clouds and band-|with a bank and an easy) | wagon ls just the sort of thing we | conacience, ht aln’t In if }want. What would you call that,| with a c You see a man doing Catry—scene from Coney island,| nothing but loafing around making | ain't it?” snapshots, and you know right away) tet “That,” said White, “1 had intend | he reads up well in ‘Bradstreet.’ Yous Bs opyright, 1920, by Doubleday, Page | #4 to call "The Translation of Elijah,’| notice these old millionaire boys— so ; } ter ay Oe mis wm eernw weed cmwoce HOYT’S NEW MENU Boston Baked Beans . Mexi Maca: Finest Pie, per cut Scon Cold Hot Hot -15¢ ican Beans .... .10¢ mi and Cheese ...15¢ -10¢ es, with jam .. -10¢ SANDWICHES Meat and Cheese ...10¢ Hamburger .. -15¢ Cakes and Syrup ...20¢ Doughnuts and Coffee ..15¢ Best Coffee in Seattle HOYT’S 322 Pike St., at Fourth WE NEVER CLOSE as pawn eeAa eT Your Eyes Examined and Glasses Fitted—-Broken Lenses Duplicated MOTHERS! Watch Your « fe) MODERATE RATES YERSOL EYERSOL ¢ Children’s Eyes Few mothers realize the need of watching their children’s é¢yes. When a child is growing and at tending school, where they are using their eyes, they are more or less subject to a little eye strain. It ts always advisable to have their eyes examined, not meaning they would have to wear glasses, but to protect their eyes from future ‘serious eye troubles. PTICAL co