The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 13, 1920, Page 5

t ‘ a t 17 1 GRUNBAUN i } as 1 WEDNESDAY, OCTORER 13, 1920, © SERVICE PUOBEBeH| [0] ofOPOTE OOo} Special offer in two styles of Dining Sets of eight pieces. Bight-plece set, like cut; oak, fumed finish, with feather seat chairs, regu lar at $136.00; special e08.75 Blght-plece set in Jaco bean oak; very fine; regular : special at 179.50 Large line of Doll Bug gies priced far below regular value, Example Reed Buggy, like cut 86. (O} LIBERAL CREDIT EXTENDED OW WHERE PIKE MEETS FIFTH ooo Pop pO FoF FOpOoFOPofoofoyoyay Columbus Discovers Us for 428th Time things went on almost as if he had) never discovered us. | Tt was a quiet holiday, with onty | Had Christopher Columbus been In| putiie buildings to mark the 428th | Beattle Tuesday—Columbus day “anniversary of the discovery of Would have been a bit disgusted, for 4 erica. + — Frederick & Nelson gave a Colum. | bus day program tn the store audi torium. There was a dance at K. C.| hall in the evening in observance of | , the day. } | hh a YOURS FOR HEALTH ~* JUNEAU—F. © Lilly sentenced | to life imprisonment at McNeil ts land for murder of Billy Woolworth | on August 23. Rubber Clothes Charles Good- } ,» who per- fected the proc- rug rubber rubber “that heat could not melt nor cold make brittle,” was regarded in his aay asa crank. However, the results of his genius are now reflected in = ways at GUY’ Drug Store. Hot Water Bot- tles $1.00 to $4.00 Fountain High Class Dentistry At most reasonable prices. Extraction absolutely with- out pain or bad after ef- fects. All work guaranteed 15 years. Take care of your health. X-RAY FREE 9 to 10:30 A. M. United Painless Dentists Phone Elliott 3633 Third and James Street. | “Hurry then, Co) THE SEATTLE STAR THERE'S NO BASE LIKE HOME BY H. C. WITWER 1920, by Doubleday, Page @ Oo pyright, mpeny (Continued From Our Last Issue) jand night and of coutne T don't] wise at the one end of a chain that | Joo, I begin to fear for the worst! “Who is comin’ on this boat, hey ?* I nays, kinda weak Jeanne keeps that «mile in high A her face lights all up. M mille,” she answers, “Le mind the song,” 1 saya, ‘and try to speak an occasional word of English, will you? That pere le mere stuff do Who are w ‘Parfait!’ she remarks, “It te then my mother, my father, my brother my sister and Toto arrive today Now, is not the surprixe charmant?" I get what ix Known aa aghast Joe, and sink back on the bed with @ moan, For a long time Jeanne had been threatenin' to bring her family over here, but I had always been able to stall her off before by either gifts or threats of reprisals and this here come like a shower of bricks from the clear sky “Who is Toto?” I says, the minute I am able to speak at all. “Your aunt?’ “Voila” says Jeanne, “Non, non, non, non! Toto is le chien.” “What the North Dakota is a chien? “A dog — stupid,” says your bath I maya, Jeanne. cold.” At that I let forth one wildly yell and fell back Mat on the bed, cover in’ my head o's to stife my moans! ‘Come! says Jeanne, shakin’ me, | “We must be quick or we will mise those boat! So that ts how tf come to pass that Jeanne’s family and the chien (lo dog) took up headquarters in my house and the indications ts they will be here ‘til the formerly Crown's Prince of Germany gets mayor of London by acclamation, I am nearly trazy, Joe, from listenin’ to all this jabberin’ in French day 19 Eggs Froi 20 Hens In 30 Days lar. Got This Reeutt In Oeste Pie le Eastly Tried. 2 | S¥er seen—outaide of Jeanne La ea 9 that for- see greg we made bi wat ure his pi ogee from ‘of nothi wat on Haluia-Hinn TSB I Appreciated Far-sighted buyers of good clothes in Seattle have been prompt in their appreciation of the values in the present Stone the Tailor offerings. They realize that never was there a time when the Stone the Tailor service was so significant. If you are a judge of good clothes you, too, will ap- | preciate the merit of these suitings we are showing, some of them as low as P\ STORE fa service. $75 The made-up overcoats we are now selling for such reasonably low prices, $75 and up, are worthy repre- sentatives of the Stone the Tailor quality and Glance at the displays in our windows. Stone the Tailor 1206-1208 Second Avenue (Adjoining Savoy Hotel) Established 1900 , in’ to me. | what in the name of will be} elected | | know whether they're all knockin’ |me or hot. I have decided to kill | | the chien at my earliest convenience | on account of the fact that I have got to take It out for the airin’s| | every morntn’ and evenin’, | Yours truly, | #D. HARMON (The Well Known Host) On ‘the Banks of the Hudson Far| Away / Bon Ami Joe; | Welt, Joseph, old dear, and all that} Sort of rot, as we remark in London, it am applest guy in the world! | not ce in’ Lenox Avenue, because | my familyin-thelaw has pulled up the stakes and departed for Burope| and I am once more the reignin’! monarch in my own home My charmin' wife's league of relations, includin’ the chien Qe dog), found! that a few days at Harmony Hall was about all they could take and how they come to leave maker a de lightful story full of human interest and the ete, which would be worthy of the typewriter of a Blnore Glynn, | 1 will endeavor to tell you the thing in my own inimical way, be eauno, Joe, this is the Inst letter you | will get from me for a long space of | | time, In the Inst two years I have wrote you more letters than the state department sent Mexico and in-| | tema of treatin’ them in confidence! | you have gone to work and had them | printed so's all the world can see them and read all about my most intimately dotn's and the like, First, Joo, my wife's father is a aged man which must of made solemn vow tn childhood that would never under no acoumpiens | allow a rasor to be plied dver his | chin and up te the time I met him} } | Third, my brot law in tilled } with the idea subject of the| war has been let drop too quick and | therefor he wears @ uneform to re mind the innovest bystander of it and not content with that he i all decorated up with medals 1i@Sousa's band or the ete, an@, Foarth, my sister-in-thelaw in qne of the pret | test girls you, me or anybody cise) As for| the chien (le dog), the less said the! better. It i what is knowed to the! trade as a French poodle, Joe, and| apart from that it is the weirdest | lookin’ animal I ever seen in my lite | mince the time I got guaned and de-| | lerious, | Well, first we have a sightscein’ | trip over Harmony Hall with Jeanne | ae lecturer and me as deputy guide Joe, by this time I am the logical candidate for the straight-Jjacket and | Jeanne is payin’ the mme amount lof attention to me that a javishes on a flea, Then comes the it straws which bust the camel's hump. My sisterin-thelawy which has been devotin’ the majority of her time to pettin’ the chien, grants me the boon of critical gaze and then turns to Jeanne and toare off a coupla yards of French. This is trans- lated to me practically immediately, Joe, and the gist of the thing is that I have got to take Toto le chien, out for a airin’. Refore I know what I am doin’ Jeanne has throwed my fur’s coat) around me and pushed me out into| the snow with this infernally chien on @ string and the instructions not | to come back for a bh Well, Joe, I am walkin’ along keep in’ my lonely visil, as Hamlet was often heard to remark, and thinkin’ of ‘my cruel fate when I all but) bump Into another guy which is like- | [han a dog at the other | me | Konna dectare myself. | wrong?” } bemt it ja ot course, from that 1 ean im aly fee that he is @ husband and} We both ise each other up without sayin’ nothin’, but each hopin’ the other would break up the ice and "peak. Fin'ly he looks at me and wives vent to a cough, | “Pine animal you got there,” he} says. “French poodle, hey?” | “Yeh.” I ways, “And I'll make you! « gift of It right now if you are in clined to dogn Well, Joo, he Inuahs | “Il know just how you feel.” be says, “and you ain't got nothin’ on| I have to take this here Pom-| eranian out twice @ day so'n we can have @ little peace in the family. | been doin’ this for a year, but be-| eve me, tonight is the last night! T am gettin’ sick and tired of bein’ & governess for a dog and when 1| bring thin beagle in thip evenin’ I'm | Either me or Am I right va the frankfurter goes! Well, Joe, that was just what 1| was lookin’ for and in another min ute me and this guy is thick as glue on Account of our havin" the « bond of bein’ exercise boys for a coupla dogs. 1 suppose we must of talked for the best part of the hour! and when we parted it was imponai-| ble to wring another drop outa the! flask he carried for medicinal pur- | pores. Also we both swore a oath| to go home and get a own on au of canines from our| prospective wives. | Marie, the imported maid, meets} me at the door, I am pale and cool, Jos, with the mont deadly calm.| Come what may 1 have made up my mind that the leagwp of relations must go! I immediately adopt my | necond leutena manny | “Send Mra. Harmon by once | nap into itt” I barks at Marte She gimme ® startied look and mon | Joe, I have made up my mind just what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hurl} Jeanne’s family out in the snow for & starter and then— And then, Jos, Jeanne comes out. 1 must of squandered more time/ than I thought with this other dog guy, because she is in evenin’s! clothes and they is sounds of revelry within, She gimme one searchin’ took and then, Joe, she bestows a chastely salute on my forehead, | standin’ on her toes and with her face very flushed and the lke. “Edouard,” she says, #till with her arma around me and why not. “I| have the delightful surprises for you. | —* . “Hey, Usten™ I says. “I am fed) up with them delightfully surprises | of yours and this last one you pulled will do me for some time. Now that| family of yours hae “They leave on the very next! steamer,” sayn Jeanne, “They will/ not wtay here now because—because —Edouard, you will pever guess! “Shoot!” 1 saya “1 can't stand no more suspense.” “Vola!” says Jeanne, with a giggle. “They have ‘junt learn of thisewhat you call prohibition and—well, they cannot bave those wine with the din- ner, then poof—hey go back to France! N'est oe pas?” Joe, I come near swoonin’ with simple joy, Three rousin’ cheers for prohibition, hey? “Kill me whilst I'm happy™ T hol- The Rhodes Co. UNTRIMMED HATS REDUCED TO $7.50 Second Floor VERY attractive sale is this which our Millinery Section has arranged on smart Novelty Shapes from our own stock, reduced for a quick cleanup. There are 75 models all told, designed of fine Lyons silk and panne velvet and Hatter’s plush; some with duvetyn facings. The color assortment includes black, brown and taupe; also a HIGH G Second would sell at mach reductions made to turer we pass on to These splendid, Duvet de Laine Co Silk Tricolette A 86-inch Silk Trico- lette of a suitable weight for blouses, sweaters and dresses. They are shown in plain black, navy and brown, A splendid quality. A yard, few styles in navy. An Unusually Attractive Special Sale of RADE SMART WRAPS AT $75.00 Floor HE 63 Wraps in this special purchase sale offer exceptional values and economies on the better grade garments which, if bought in the regular way, higher prices. The us by the manufac- you, as it is one of the fundamentals of this store to share such savings with you, which in this in- stance is very substantial. stylish Wraps are made of fine Bolivia, Evora, Marvella, Vel de Cygne, Veldyne, Chamoisine and atings in shades of Chinese and Navy Blue, Deer and Brown. They are fancy silk lined and finished with large fur collars of mole, seal, rac- coon and nutria, and further distin- guished with silk floss embroidery. Sizes 16 to 46 Silk Shirting 83-inch Broadcloth Silk Shirting in all the new colors and stripe combi- nations. An attractive value at, a yard, $2.00. Silk Crepe Meteor A 40-inch Silk cially adapted for ‘high character dresses, These are displayed in plain taupe, brown, rose, Bel- gian and navy blue and black. A yard, $3.50. — rainbow never seen. She reaches up and puta her mouth close to my shelliike ear. “Well—what is itt I says. “Edousrd—" whispers Jeanne, “we Joe, you big atiff—why don’t you get wed? Hey—get this—I'm gonna tere, “Now what's. the other sur. prise? Joe, Jeanne gets colors that EPILEPSY Por Over RR! 50 Years - } b= STOPP my if “$33 rT z Banish Catarrh Breathe Hyemet for Twe and Stuffed-U, ad Wi If you want to get safe relief from catarrh, cold in the head, or from an. irritating cough in ‘the shortest time, breathe Hyomet. It will clean out your in two | u to breathe | wake or asleep, or money Li should end a cold in one relieve you of 4 hawking, spitting and of- chiefly from | | ma and other bronchial troubles are seldom known. Hyomei in ple breat Just p the Hard Rubber In rected, and relief is almost certa A complete Hyomet Outfit, inclu Ing inhaler and one bottle of b ant and oasy to ‘a fow drops into | aler, use as di- It relieves stomach misery, sour stomach, belching and all stomach ae or money back. Large box blets at all druggists in all The old plan of prescribing strict diet for dyspeptios and stomach suf- forers is no longer lar among P mive medical men partly be- of its weakenin, fect, but m because of the discovery that nearly all stomach trouble is due to vessive acidity. The organs of di- geation are themselves all right, but acids in the stomach irritate and in- flame the delicate stomach lining and cause sourness and premature food fermentation. The logical treat- ment, therefore, is to get rid of the acid, when natural pafnless diges- teaspoonful or four tablets o! ated Magnesia in a little w itralizes, the acid, stopa the fermentation of the food, dispels the gas, and thus per- mits the stomach to proceed with its work without hindrance, Owing to jts prompt and certain action Bisurated Magnesia, which is ob- tainable from any druggist, in either tablet or powder form, ways be used in preference other forms of magne: milks, citrates, carbonates or oxides. Stomach sufferers are advised to ti is jan for three weeks and note resu! be another father! Yours truly, ED. HARMON (1 hope it’s @ gir! Joe, because that will just make up the set) THE END. Search for Insane Man Is Fruitless deputy sheriffs King county |mearched the east shore of Lakey Washington late Tuesday, attempt ing to locate an insane man reported prowling about, The search was frultiess, Mrs. 8. 8. Juwa, of Hazel lo the sheriff. The fool had his own idea about the red hot horseshoe, but he soon dropped it, The only sure way to get rid of dandruff in to dissolve it, then you destroy it entirely. To do this, get about four ounces of ordinary liquid arvon; apply it at night when. retir- ing; use enough to moisten tha@scalp and rub it In gently with the finger Ups. Do this tonight, and by morning, most if not all, of your dandruff will be gone, and three or four more ap plications will ‘completely dissolve and entirely destroy every single sign and trace of it, no matter how much dandruff you may have. You will find, too, that all itching Jand digging of the sealp will stop at -|onee, and your hair will be fluffy, lustrous, glossy, silky and soft, and look and feel a hundred times better. You ean get liquid arvon at any drug store. It is inexpensive and never fails to do the work. Eats Candy A but Loses Ballard Nursing * Classes Popular Cinssea in home nursing, given by the Red Cross, are being held tn the Red Cross rooms in the old city hall,| How often lockjaw, blood Ballard, every Monday and Thurs. soning, the loss of = day afternoon at 1:30, and Or some Se ee sangeet Pg ar Tuesday | sults from the neglect of a oo little cut! Hamlin’s Wizard About 30 women have enrolled a safe and effective first aid and are enthusiastic over what they | ment. It is a powerful are learning. All womep of Ballard and promptly applied to |have been urged to avail themselves | this King will lessen the danger |of the opportunity to prepare them. | blood poisoning. Keep it h 2 selves to meet illness when it come: Wiserd Ot) & o to their home or calamity or epi- demic to the community. NEW YORK. — Harry Carlton, | chauffeur, unnecessarily killed by | Stewart McMullin, federal prohibi | tion officer, according to testimony of an eye-witness of the booze raid and shooting. Cuts, Burns Namiia’s Wizard Ol» Safe Fleet $3.19 “Royal Nickel Plated Tea Kettles Special at $1.98 These are the No. 9 size Royal Rochester Tea Kettles, made of heavy copper, nickel plated. A wonderful value at $1.98. 7- and 8-Inch Sh at 59c Pair . ry Here is an unusually big Value—7- and 8-inch nickel plated Shears, made of special tempered steel. A re- markable value at 50¢. “$1.45 No. 8 Griswold Cast Iron Skillets Special at 89c Griswold’s Cast Iron Skillets will fry steaks ~ and chops just to suit the taste. They im- prove with age and never wear out. Spe- cial at 89¢. We are featuring Griswold Cast Iron Cooking Utensils all this week—See window display. $4.00 18-Inch Air-Tight Heaters _ Special at $2.69 One of these Air-Tight Heaters will keep you warm | and comfortable. This is the 18-inch size, with the extra lining inside. A big special at $2.69.