The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 6, 1920, Page 5

OCTORER 5, 1920. OHH SERVICE Let Us Hand Youm This Bag of. Money —It Represents the Big = Saving in Fuel You Can Make With Cole’s Hot (Continued From Our Last Issue) I sit down on the bed and throwed my ‘hat on a chair, OF oF ‘OF Blast in Your Home “Hurry! she smiles, “T will ex [B) piain everything in not too lone OUR GUARANTEE Quick then—you must have the i Oma LED shave, ‘Twit tell Mario to prepare ‘We quarantes @ saving of one third tn 1 wat —" J uy loeer gia sore the same siza, wilh wt weWho's Marte™ I says, whilst) } oe Cole's Hot Blast ¢ lows bard Jeanne yanks off my collar and tle j A aie pe bernee oye I was @ Infant baby or the ete yantee that tl from “Marie?t" says Jeanne “Oh ahe gas 19 Sao Soars Dh enoralog witk the foal Pate tae is our new femme de chambre. She | we yee pany | is most excellent, no? And only| } Were Tams Getorday evecisg te Nee, reventy-five dollars a month! Wants, “Wow! I hollers, “What d'ye gah cask bard weal ce ientans nen? wench with mean only? Seventy-five berries, | A] _.& We evarantee stove to remain absolately hey? How long since I been able to eapright fs Tong ee eed afford any seventy-five-doliar maids, pol vey «ghee ganas hey? I ride in the subway to come y fe gearantes the ant!puffing draft to prevent up from the railroad station and | you mes Ab “Vola!” says Jeanne, gettin’ out » my dress shirt. “Why then did you! OO} not phope Jeanr I would have went the chauffeur with the car!” on, voy ol Joe, 1 Jumped up off the bed like somebody had bellered “Fire! oF “Chauffeur?” 1 hollers, clawin’ at) | my throat. “Since when have I had SoS hte Cole's Original Hot Blast WHERE PIKE MEETS FIFTH deadly voice. “Heaven must of put f }o}o}ofojo} BOSSES EE® wns my teat to come home vow | How much have you got me in hock | for already? | “What do I owe and who, so fart T expiaina | “Oh she says, brightenin’ up,| “please let us not discuss money now, Edouard, My guests watt and} | must go, There—everything ts | ready for you and Marte shall bring the water for the shave!" She gimme & chastely salute, Joe, and starts for | | the door, Before I went uncon | scious altogether I nailed her. “Wait! I saya, still very faint, “T | have came all the way from Boston | to seo you alone and here you are/ givin’ a party! Where ia my baby?! Joe, for a minute | was afraid she! might of sold him or somethin’ in order to get all this dough “Weelson sleeps,” she says; “you shall see him tomorrow. He is in the most excellent health arid has ask for fou twice in the last month If he is wake now, he will not sleep all night, n'est ce pas?” — By this time, Joe, I am too over } come with the way things is breakin’ to make even a mildly protest. | T am immediately rushed into my | evenin's dre and stand a final in spection by Jeanne, which won't let me go in till she has rubbed her} powder puff over my manly and| fresh shaved face to take the shine off of Mt Joe, I am a old veteran of them | dinner dances and etc. now, on ac- count of Jeanne havin’ give several gross of ‘em since we moved up to Riverside’s) Drive where Grgot’s tomb and ete, holds forth, and 1 went thru the introductions with the SAGs @ chauffeur?” “Ssh! smiles Jeapne, handin’ me my studs. “Of what use then is our motor car to Jeanne when Edouard is away? I have engage a mechanic of the finest with tres bien refer-| ence from everybody, He-" “Listen! I says, in a Goldly and) LOOKUT"IM simnew HE'S GOIN Down FoR [J THIRD PARTY Itt SLORMNQSST = Wa sh i 4 gj ne. rar itn =e iy Wa MZ 1,3, ? There is nothing in the world a woman so much fears as a surgical operation. Often they are necessary, but often not;.and many have been avoided by the timely use of that good old-fashioned root and herb remedy Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. If you are suffering from some dread ailment peculiar to your sex, why not profit by the experiénce of these two women whose letters follow’ ° These Two Women Saved from:Operations. Cedar Rapids, Ia.—“ After the birth Sandusky, Ohio.—* After the birth of ot my last child I had such painful my baby I had organic trouble. My spells they would unfit me entirely for doctor said it was caused by too-heavy my housework. I suffered for months lifting and I would have to have an and the doctor said that my trouble was operation. I would not consent to an organie ulcers and Iwould have tohave operation and let it go for over a year, an operation. That was an awful thing. having my sister do my work forme a to me,with a young baby and four other I was not able to walk. One day my children, soone day I thought of Lydia aunt came to see me and told me about E.Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and your medicine—said iteured her of tha howit had helped me years before and same thing. 1 took Lydia E. Pinkham’s I decided to try it again. I took five Vegetable Compound and used Lydia bottlesofVegetableCompound and used E. Pinkham’s Sanative Wash and they Lydia E.Pinkham’s SanativeWash and have cured me. Now I do my own since then I have been a well woman, housework, washing and ironing and able to take care of my house and fami! sewing for my family and also do sewe without any trouble or aday’s pain ing for other people. 1 still take a bottle am ready and po evel, br byyour of Vegetable Compound every spring medicine any time. am forty-four fora tonic. I recommend your medicine years old and have not had a day’s ill. to others who have troubles similar to ness of any kind for three 1s.” mine and you can use my letter if you Mrs. H. Koxxia, 617 Ellis Blvd, Cedar wish.”—Mrs. Paut Parenrusx, 1325 Rapids, Iowa. Stone St. Sandusky, Ohio. Thousands of Such Letters Prove the Curative Value of Lydia E.Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound or |a drawer, | looked me right in the eyes and as THERE'S NO BASE LIKE HOME BY H. C. WITWER Copyright, 1920, by Doubleday, Page & Company greatest of cane. I like these partis and pitehin’ to Babe Ruth the same way, but bein’ @ pig for punishment I smiled on one and all and sit down in a corner between the two best lookin’ dames on hand. Most of the birds I have met be- fore and they is two in particularly whidh (be night they are emblamed | 1 will laugh myself sick, no matter what I am doin’ at the time, They are & guy named Frothingham, which makes a auto that will never cause the Rolle-Royee people to close their doors, and which I think is stuck on Jeanne, and a movie di ‘rector named Wright which I know in stuck on her and which I long ago made up my mind to knock for @ goal at my earliest conveniences, Well, Joe, Tam on needles and ping from the start of this thing to the finish and how bloodshed was avoid ed is past me, When Jeanne wasn’ dancin’ with this Frothingham boob she waa dancin’ with Wright and I) didn't get a chance tos#ay three| words to her the entire evenin’.| Manys the time I was on the brink | of gettin’ up and declarin’ myself} right out loud and trimmin’ the both | of ‘em, but since I am learnin’ the} mysterios of bein’ @ gentleman I) have got to deprive myself of them simple pleasures, By the time they had all eat and was ready to go I was ready to cat! nails! ‘This here movie director lin. gered like @ insurance agent and if he'd of stayed four secon is longer | he wouldn't have had to of walted for no elevator because I had just about made up my mind to take @ chance and throw him thru the wine dow when he fin’ly left, sayin’: “And don't forget, Mrs. Harmon —rehearsal tomorrow In at 10!" | ‘The door had hardly closed on him when T nailed Jeanne, “What's this rehearsal thing, hey? I says, tryin’ hard to hold myself in. Jchnne gimme a funny look and goes over to the bureau. She opens takes out @ cireular and hands it to me. I read three lines, Joe, and collapsed in a nearby chair gaxpin’ ke o fish for breath, Here's what this thing says: $100,000 Photo-Craft Production DE LA VER Ea JEANNE (Mire. Harmon) THE DE BRIDE Sweet Cookie! “What the-—what does this here mean?” I hollers, when | could talk at all. “What Jeanne smiles and comes over to ma, “Seh™ she says, smoothin' back my hair, “You will wake Weelson. If you will have but the littlé pa tlence, chert, Jeanne will explain everything, I meant {t for the de lightful surprise. Indeed you should be proud of your little J no? See—she is now the grand actress like like Charles Pickford and Douglas Chaplin, n'est ce pas?” } “D'yo mean*to my this here ta level” I yells, wavin’ the circular. | Jeanne site on the arm of my chair | and puts her hand over my mouth. "You shall say nothing till I tell all she says, “It is then of this way. Jeanne does not like to sit home all alone by herself while | Edouard ts away with the baseball, | Ha! she pinches my arm and winks. Did I not then tell you to give up that? Well, after 1 have the smhii j art in that picture, “Twas Her Own | Fault’ and you make such holler about it, Mon ur Wright he come to me and say I am the natural actress. Well, he offer me a contract for ten thousand dollars a year and | 10 per cent of what the picture makes and I say . non, non, be jcause I think you will be angry | Then he say fifteen thousand and I | say I must think. Then he say twen- ty thousand and 15 cent and | cheri, what would you? I sign. The} first picture By this time I got enough! “That's where all this jack s con-| In’ fram, hey?” I says. “Well, tear that contract up! I didn’t marry no movie star and I'm able to take care of you without you doin’ no, manual labor. I didn’t think you'd take ad vantage of me the minute I went on! the road, but I see women is all alike. This guy Kiplin’ had ‘em pegged right. ‘A fool there was and he said his prayers, just like meand you, Gunga Din! Well, I ain't gonna be no,fool in this case, I'll tell the world! What d'ye wanna go in the! | movies for, anyways? Look what| the movies done to Jess Willard!” Jeanne says nothin’ “Look here, Jeanne!" T says, might as well get this over and be done with it. I you're pullin’, on me a little Bit. may be a roughneck, but I’m level! | ‘The movie thing has got to go—or| I dot You got a good home, a baby and me. I'm willin’ to hustle for you, I'm willin’ to study English so's I won't shock your highbrow friends, | which wouldn’t know either you or| me if I hadn't got over I think of it, what's this guy Froth- ingham hangin’ around for? There's one baby I'm gonna knock kickin’ tomorrow!” ‘ Again Jeanne ‘ “It is nothing! she says. “Mon- sieur Frothingham marries next week Mademoiselle Van Arkwright, the young lady who ask you to dance with her tonight. Edouard, but you are still just one big baby— and Jeanne loves you for it! But| you must listen. Jeanne will not be the housewife and get fat and dumpy and—and lose you. I can be then in the moving pictures and still love mon Edouard. Between us we can make beacoup francs for little Weel- son and I will get you away from those vulgar baseball. You shall do Hes, | | something else—Jeanne will think of| % that, too. We shall have our coun- try ‘villa and—and you shail «off and—and—everything, n'est ce pas?” | She todk hold of my head, Joe, and| usually I got dizzy, firm “Nom I says. “No wife of mine is gonna be no movie queen! T grab but remained door, evenin's dress and all. jood- and dramatical—and beat it Joe, after walkin’ around the streets for about a hour I went back to my ex-flat #o's I could get enough clothes to Jump out and join the team again, 1 was firmly deter mined that this here was one time I 1p) Sy THE SEATTLE STA lon't Uke this stutt | ‘ play |} bed my hat, Joe, and started for the / by forever!” I hollers, very hoarse |" was gonna have my way and 1 would {it show Jeanne just how #trong-minded and masterfully I could be If neces wary, 1 ng the bell as viciously as pow#ible and no less than Jeanne opens the door, “Edouard!” she says, with a glance that would of made Nero throw away hin fiddle, “and the first day you come back to me you would leave me alone?” e Joo, they Ia no doubt I'm a simp, but I leave it to you what I did! (Continued in Our Next Issue) M. L. Baker Is Head of Underwriters Marshall 1. 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Plan Examination for Guard Cadets; Examinations will be held ip Seat Members of the Seattle Yacht club will warp into their moorings on Lake Union on October 15 for the first get-together dinner and smoker held in their new/anchorage. ... , Mess will be served at six bells in the evening watch, and eight bells will see the table cleared for the elaborate program which will be pro- vided by the entertainment commit. tee. VIRGINIA OYSTER CO. Frye’s Central Market . First and Pike tle on Jan. 3 for appointment as ww - ys adets in the U. 8. coast guard ser- » . ice. The cadets are trained to be-| 4 50 Al T $ . uminum iea jcome officers and receive salarte: about the same pay as a midship-| n Any high school graduate should pass the examination, it is aid. 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