The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 24, 1920, Page 2

YOU SAVE $10— TO EMPRESS SEWING —THE EMPRESS is strictly a HIGH-GRADE THE SEATTLE STAR Time to Roof the Dome|Bald-Heads | o 8 * * Hat Buyers * * * * @ in 3 Types Running Our Fair Seattle Mayor Caldwell Hirsutely Unique Among His Official Family Blenned are the baldheaded, for they shall run the city of Beattie! fearching! survey Friday of the County-City building digcloned the fact that the municipality's business ia conducted by austere gentlemen ‘with no more hair than an ecg. Yea, ‘the billiard ball t# an adver. tsement for hair restorer compared to the craniums ef the city fathers. A. H. Dimock, city engineer, has to Ue « string around his forehead when he wants to wash his face, He has loan hair than the late Hi Gill, Have you a Hittle pet name in your mind that you would like to see Printed in nice large letters #0 the country at large could take a slant at it? Here's your chancet Send it to the Pullman company, Chicago, and, lo and behold, the first thing you know, it may come floating in on the shasta Limited every Ume that train breezes into town. ” || The sleeping cars owned by the Call forFreak Names! KnowAny? ent collection of freakish, odd names in the land—unless the drinks served by the soda fountain clerk run them one better, And where do the Pullman cars fet these names? Simple enough! Bevery time @ new car ie built the towns afid hamlets along the road on whieh it will travel, find ft out. (Then some enterprising o14-timer, | proud of his home town, by heck, writes in to the Pullman company ' i. . Bid for Pair Who Know 20,000 Crooks NEW YORK, Sept. 24—Martin J. Dooley and Vrederick Dorner, who have met 20,000 criminals in their 28 yearn as attendants at Bing Sing, and have a remarkable memory for faces, have been engeged by a brokerage | house and bank, respectively, to guard thetr interests below the “dead line.” A dozen big interests of Wall FRIDAY, SUPTEMTER 24, 197H, and suggests that the olf town be remembered whtn it comes time te christen the car, Hundreds of cars have been © named in this way. Yf the name inn’t too long and in't duplicated, officlain of the company are right likely to tell the painter to aplotch ‘er on the mide of the Pullman. , L. 8. Hungerford, vies president and general manager of the Pullman company, has general supervision of the car naming, but B. EB. Dewey : r a 1 had the sweet job of passing en hin for running, simplicity, noise- and Hi boasted of but three follicles, PU'lman company have long mince | #t. were reported willing to bid high | nas e lessness, practical devices and construction, has no equal. = positively save from ten to twenty-five dol- iors on the purchase of an EMPRESS machine, 4 guaranteed 10 years | —your old machine taken as part payment on a chase of a new EMP “TACOMA: Then He Kills Her LIVERPOOL, Sept. 24.—A man's song to his victim before he killed her was described at an inquest over ® young widow, Mary Meakina, She Was courted by & man named Fits gerald. He was jealous of her, At & party he sang a song, one line reading: “I leved you well; you broke your vow.” He then cut her Sure That He’s Dead LONDON, Sept 24.—Ernest Leo- jeanse and preserve them. If you are fot one of the million join [the ranks today. Get a Home at- ment Outfit our druggist and june as directed. Clean, fresh feelin, | eyes and the clearness of vision wil make the world seem brighter and your day's work less tiresome Downstairs at ‘Tunell’s We take pride in keeping our Downstairs Department fully abreast of the times in shoes that may be sold at very reasonable prices, We illustrate a new arrival in black and brown kidskin; light sole, Louis XV. heel, short vamp, round toe, instep and ankle strap pat- terns. Nothing newer, Prices $9145 and $9.95. Other styles, with instep strap only, at $8.45 and $8.95. We algo have splendid Oxfords in brown and -black kidskin and brown_ calfskin, , at prices ranging from $6.95 up. TURRELL’S Downstairs Department Second Ave. and Madison St. One idea of an all-year hat. What's yours? | "Now ts the time for all good men to toddle and totter their wayn to the hat shops of eae poor duffers only stand and to something like this: “Now ‘t argue, John! I may it is a) Utue hat, and sot expensive, either? Yes, clerk. he'll take thag one, and wrap up his ome... on, John, you don’ itoday™ will say that men are careless in their habits. Ergo and it follows that men are careless about their hata. Modern man's headgear is a make shift. Consideg the types of hats we now have: 1. Derby. Stim, ancomfortable, turns green as easily as @ chame leon, You have to be a movie lounce ‘Mward or Pinky of the gas house gang to get away with a derby. Any man between these classes makes a fool out of a derby. Down with the Gerby! 2. Felt. Too het tn summer. Too cold in winter. Looks ifke a towel. turban after the first rain. Blows off in the wind. A bas felt hat! 3. Straw. Who ever had a straw hat that fit? Older they get the tighter they get. Expensive and only last @ season. Why have more than one hat, anyway? Swat the straw hat! 4 Cap. Caps were originally worn at night. They make the® hair fall out. Anyhow, when a man is old enough to smoke in public he should forswear the cap. Banish caps! IMAGINE STOVE-PIPE ON A FISHING TRIP! & Silk or stove-pipe. Yeah, fine business! Imagine toting one to a ball game or wearing it on a fishing |trip! You said a tongue load! We jwouldn’t have the nerve, elther! Clout the satin bonnet! What men want is an allyear- round hat that will last a lifetime. | Just think of buying a hat when you fare 16, say, and giving it to your grandson when you round out your appointed three-score-and-ten! This li'l house of mortal day should have a permanent roof, How's this strike you? MATERIAL—Aluminum, TRIMMINGS—To taste, platinum, diamonds or semi-precious stones (Coal, or a wheat stalk is suggested for multi-millionaires,) §PECIAL ADVANTAGES—T hits hat is durable. It will last two life. times, It is provided with a venti lating system and can be ieed in the summer time. It has an electric heater for winter use. ‘The umbrella attach: ment keeps the wearer dry and also {4 used for emergency exit from air- ships, a la parachute. This fe: also serves as a lightning rod. TWO THINGS TO BEAR IN MIND = 1 “THE VERY IDEA” WILKES THEATRE mask veil Is to be used uring itieal campaigns and the cellaret attachment will contain buttermilk or other stimulant The horn en- ables one to talk thru his hat. P. 8—If you have a better hench for an improved hat you may submit it to The Star editor at your own peri. There's no prise, 45-Piece Band! And All in One Family WALTHAM CROSS, Engtand, Sept. 24.—Mr. and Mra. G. C. Heath cote are heals of a family of five jsons, four daughters, 33 grandchil dren and five greatgrandchildren. beetwoan them they play 45 instru | menta, The father is not outdone by hin younger relatives, playing the cornet, violin and string bass, . ; Nifty Manicure Set : Is Owned by Convict OSSINING, N. Y, Sept. 24—A manicure set bag been tntreduced in Sing Sing prison. It consista of 100 plecea, John Berger, serving a two and a half year sentence for burg lary, and who is said to be the best groomed conviet in the Metitution, Is the owner, He anked that the set be stored in a safe, but mys any tciow inmate can use it 9, He Is U. S. Army’s . p Recruiter HICKMAN, Ky, Sept. 24—Sergt. |B. M. Bentley ta acknowledged by the war department td be tts busiest re- | erulter. In seven morths he walked 1,400 miles thru mountains, seeking army recruits. He signed up 967 ap- | plicanta and in doing so wore oyt 14 | pairs of shore. Refore the war he was a law student at University of Chicago. 250 Workers Strike for Longer Hours PARIS, Sept. 24--Two hundred and fifty workmen at Touroutte | went on strike for longer hours. They work eight and wanted to fork two hours longer. The fore man could not grant their demands because such @ course would bring him into conflict with the legal au thorities, Danes Send Love Message to Queen LONDON, Sept 24—A delegation from the Danish community in Aus- tralia is sending by the Prince of Wales a greeting. of love and affec: tion to Queen Alexandra, with the | prayer that she may be blessed with | health, #trength and happiness, Yes, Herman, it t» a true saying that if you put two men in. the same bed, one with the toothache and the other in love, the man with the toothache will go to sleep first | MOORE OnruEOCM | CIRCUIT SHEILA TERRY | in “THREWS A CROWD” Welch, Mealy. and Montrose; Adler and Dunbar; La Graciona: Onakio Taki: Clifford and Willa; J. Rosamond Johnsen, Syncopa- | A | Zhe So £1 27e to SOc. | TROPOLITAN |] Matineen, 2130 NOW PI “THE RISING i Cooper & Rica The Golden Bird; Rigdon Dancers: Henshaw Avery; Wire & Walker; ntagescope. Mats. 25¢) Nights 400 PALACE Hip ion Ackerman & Harris RS. PHRKING FISHER Way Ht ADRIAN" (Oitee, As Bava iy ae Geed ‘cature EDITH ROBERTS Lenroot Oscar @hrader, general manager ef the city council, ures a Pocket comb with great ostentation, but it te camoufiage that fools no one but himeeif. Shrader, who is the wncrowned laureate of the bad, mad days when the council meetings were all beid tn John Clancy's. saloon, has trained a akeleton equad of hairs to march across the broad plain of bin glittering dome, but like good old G. A. TK veterans, the brave little band is rapidly falling before! the onslaught of time. ‘The broad ekull of Councitman T. HL. Bolton boasts a mass of carefully marcelied locks that would Be worthy of @ movie star, but rumor states that the thatch marcelis itself of a night on the Bolton bed-post, LIKE JIM HAM FROM THE EYEBROWS DOWN Down in the city comptrofer’s office, Harry W. Carrol) flourishes in the tradition of the famous James) Hamilton Lewis, Carroll is long on politeness and whiskers, But he is short on hair, Councilman A. F, Haas had a gor- feous crop of alfalfa in the days of the civil war, but much over the election of President Hayes and—the pastures went to seed. Another member of the council! who wears nothing on bis head but his hat is Crar Reginald H. Thomson. From his nose down Thomson is a Tarzan of the Apes—tf Tarzan ever wore a “Gates Ajar* collar of the vintage of 1895—but above the eyes the man who put Seattle on the level ~—apeaking from an engineering standpoint— in almost as bare of foliage as a turtle. Even Herb Owen, the boy secre tary, has taken out a perpetual franchise against the hair cutters’ union. What little ivy im left t Herb ts rapidly disappearing in the worry ef shooing away prospective dog catchers and hopeful candidates for garbage collecting jobs from the lair of Mayor Caldwetl, When Bob Hesketh, efty council Man fince A. A. Denny pastured his cow on Second ave. stops champing & 10cent cigar, he brushes @ wor. ried palm over the roof-tree of his . Wut it fs not for the volup tuous feel of his heavy treases, for Moore, A. T. Drake and Oliver T Erickson, taken together, have suf- ficient hair—for one man. And what Corporation Counsel Walter F. Meier lacks hirsutely, Tom Kennedy, his first assistant, makes up in wildness and flerceness of eoiffure. Luckily for the dignity of Beattie » Mayor Caldwell ts still posseased of a quantity of hair. One of the ptincipal duties of a mayor is to wear a high silk hat at official receptions, And hair gives a much better grip for the twogalion sky- piece than a deserted roof-garden. THIRD ANNUAL TODAY A comprehensive- ex- hibit of the products of garden, orchard and the poultry pen, demonstrat- ing in a.practical, force- ful and convincing way a new era in suburban land development. SEATTLE’S BIG EVENT Education Fun and Amusement for young and old Fair Days Are Happy Days. JOIN THE THRONG Dancing Tonight and Saturday Night Seattle Day Sunday Seattle and Everett Interurban Electric cars leave Sixth and Oliye every hour on the half hour, All cars direct to the fair grounds. fhe renting place of the great- for their nervicen, the last 699 names uned. Certain Knowledge of the Condition of Your Teeth can be obtained by having them X- rayed. And. really there is no other method of examination which is abso- lutely sure. The X-ray benefits to dentistry have been quite as won- derful as to surgery. The‘expert den- tist with the aid of the X-ray can now determine accurately whether or not a tooth is abscessed round the roots, FREE! ‘FREE! We will X-ray your teefh each morning between the hours of 9 a. m. and 10:30 a. m. without a cent of cost or any obligation wh er to you. We have a complete d up-to-date X-ray equipment and are getting very fine results with it. We do ask, however, that you come as early in the morning as possible, é . The X-ray picture shows the broken-down tissues caused by the abscessed condition in a way which is very plain-to the trained eye of the expert. Hay- ing located the seat of the trou- ble it is a comparatively easy matter to regulate it. Abscessed teeth are now known to cause so many seri- ous illnesses that no thinking person. believes that they can afford to overlook the welfare of their teeth. @ At this office you get this sort of service.- 1st. The services of graduate registered dentists, every one of whom has his certificate from the state dental board hanging right on the wall in front of his dental chair in plain sight of all. 2nd. All work is guaranteed. We will not be satisfied with your work unless you are, All work guaranteed with a writ- ten guarantee signed by both the operator who did the work and by L. R. Clark, D. D. S., owner and manager of this of- fice, who is thoroly responsible. 8rd. Reasonable prices. The large volume of business done by this office enables us to do work at prices as low as it is possible for anyone to turn out work of the same high class as ours. It stands to reason that we can afford to take a smaller profit on the individual patient than an office which does only one-half to onesthird of the vol- ume that we do can possibly afford to take. . { 4th.. Painless methods. We have ‘brought our system of painless dentistry to such a point of perfection that we can guarantee to perform practi- cally any and all kinds of den- tal work without hurting the patient a bit. 5th. Best of materials used. ~ We use only the best materials | that are to be had. We have found by experience that they — are much the cheapest in the long run. We stand right be- hind our work with our iron- clad guarantee and we don’t propose to turn out such work as will make it necessary for us to be continually renewing or repairing this work, 6th. Strictest sanitation. This is a hobby with us. We have spent a. great deal of money in putting in the latest and most effective apparatus for the perfect sterilization of all instruments after use. This is a point which can’t help but | appeal to you. Free Examination In addition to X-rayi ur teeth without ahafee. we will gladly examine them thoroly and give you the benefit of ex- pert opinion and advice as to your dental needs, if any. In case you need work done we will also give you a definite esti- mate as to just what it will cost you to have your teeth put in perfect condition. j THE REGAL DENTAL OFFICES . DR. L. R, CLARK, Manager 1405 Third Avenua is Diagenally Acrees the Street N. W. Corner Third and Union Reanect Seattle's Dentists From the Postoffice. Be Sure to Get te the Right Pines LADY ATTENDANTS ON DUTY AT ALL TIMES