The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 14, 1920, Page 9

DISCOVERED AT LAST! CYNTHIA _ DOESN’T GET ANY LETTERS— _JUST MAKES THEM UP - BY CYNTHIA GREY a. thinks he is some sleuth, J. M. thinks he has made a wonderful discovery. J. M. didn’t tell me what his middle name was, but I think it is Hawkshaw. . The fact is, that since J. M. turned detective he has discov- ered that Cynthia Grey doesn't really receive any letters at all, but that she makes them all up and then makes up the answers to fit the questions. 4 | I don’t know whether J. M. learned the profession of detec- tive by the correspondence school route or whether he was gust born with a sixth sense for ferreting out hidden secrets, he drew a picture of himself at the bottom of the letter, 80 maybe he was just born that way. . Isn’t it marvelous to have such an imagination that you ¢an_sit down at a typewriter and dream out all those domes- tic troubles, love problems and recipes for chop suey, and then @nswer them—just that easy? It would surely take a high-powered imagination to think dll those queer mixups that come to my desk, A musical dy plot is as simple as a summer's day compared to ihe barbwire entanglements that some people get their lives he fi in, ts Perhaps J. M. thinks that I have nightmares every night. _ He didn't really know that he was flattering me by his dis- * He didn’t know that he was giving me the imagination and originality and the dramatic gense of a literary light. 1 dear man wanted to me a crook, but made the mistake of calling me a genius. | J. M. hasn't learned from his mail order detective course the truth of the old bromide that truth ts stranger than Why, say, J. M., I wouldn't dare even to dream some of questions that I publish and answer in my column, I would be afraid the people wouldn't believe me if I did. They would say: “Cynthia is getting melodramatic. She had bet- ter stick to facts.” TU tell you what to do, J. M. * You write that detective correspondence school of yours) and ask them if they didn’t forget to send you one of the| ! | OF FF j J I hate to think that ‘you have been cheated. But you can oo a real crook if you can't make a better guess t. | i i Ritery AT d You) “oy they telt me | think? Write ing of the early history of the og, that is, what family of anima! old Fido was originally r of, éta If can do this ‘will oblige me thy. OLD SUB. ence. We don't know exactly where the) 1, general, however, the dog has Gog came from, but most scientists! y.04 held in high regard, and even| that he has @ genalogy 1 | veneration, since he forsook his wild with the wolf, Wolves 4°¢ | wolf friends to me the friend and been tamed from | protector of hood; and to have developed thia Grey, care of Seattle Star. chimes committed in @ previous ex- Cynthia’s. Answers || to Short Questions || qere they esteemed that when a dog) PD. J. M-—An Engtishman has no/ Gied every person in the family shaved | more privileges in the United States head—the Egyptian manner of than any other foreign-born pervon. expressing mourning. In order to become a citizen he must The dog-star cot ite name from| first take out naturalization papers. fact that it exhibited the same ful, steadfast qualities which are with the dog. The great Country Giri—As a general rule! an escort walks first down the aisid| |of a theatre when leaving, or out of @ restaurant Jack—Bisulphide ts effectual for deatroying moles. It should be pour- ed down the entrance to the pest at night and ortfice immediately closed with a clod of earth. E. Hf. O.—It ts said by expert scalp state, specialints that the permanent wave officer is Not injurious to the hair or scalp, watched. When the dog|if it is ‘cared for properly at the| time, and afterward. 1 cannot sptak | sas pleased with the|from experience, however, as 1 the government; when he | haven't indulged as yet. A Star Reader.—If your husband makes no will, his parents may come in for a share of property at his) |death. According to the state laws, | | you would receive one-half, and since hyou have no children, his parents would receive the other half. |for the home treatment of disease were wonderfully dependable. True, | that the dog. they knew nothing of drugs, but| ‘The Jews did not like the dog— | owed their success to the roots, herbs | Re was an uncican animal, and was and barks of the field. It is interest forbidden to be uscd in cannection |ing to note that Lydia E. Pinkham’s with @ vow taken in the temples.| Vegetable Compound, the most suc | Fria was because the Jews “did not| cessful remedy for female ills we want to perpetuate any of the tradi-|have, was originally prepared for fons and superstitions which were | home use from one of th recipes. | eld by the Eguptians from whom Its fame has now spread from shore the Leraclites had been delivered. |to shore, and thousands of American | Nor do the Hindus like the dog.| women now well and strong claim consider him the embodiment of | they owe their health and happiness | @ wicked spirit who has been con-ito Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable emned to penance in this form for Compound. —Advertisement HUMAN BAKE "OVEN Modern Treatment That Has Restored Thousands to Perfect aaa Health and Happiness Pythagoras, the Grecian philoso- wes a believer in the tranemt- of soul. He and his fol- Believed that the departed gout of man returned into the body @f en animal. When a favorite dis- ’ of Pythagoras died, the philoso- was accustomed to hold a dog the mouth of the dying man in that it might receive the de- ‘spirit, for he said that no could better perpetuate his gee been frecog-|HUMAN BAKE OVEN and CURA: one of Nature's great- | TIVE EATING course, are acute an | est eet et roducing ‘agents, When |chronic gout, rheumatic gout; arth- | lowin nd ity applied, in its dry|ritix tr@imatic neuropathic or enti se curative. powers are ex- infectious favers: chronic ‘The Human Bake |larticular | rheumatism | infectious ost adval |rheumatiam, fixed joints prous; acien' FapTcnethod ot applying } stiffness following splint and cast abe h m n body that has ever | treatment of fractures and disloca- fren @iscov tions; malnutrition: obesity; | lum- | acute and chronic nephritia; In the Human Bake Oven Niger ioe Gab. Samanta, BOphtiea 380 legrees, Fahrenhe' watery, swollen limbs; housemaid's iimeh” However, It reaches the | knee; tenn! bell arm: tox- an body in a ary form, through eae Ff Jal wrappings of Terry towel- | action, If functional; abnormal | ifag, Consequently it does not burn | aL arora! | ‘or blister. It is not even ynpleas- ; acute or chre On the contrary, it is highly ing and comforting, and en- a by all ‘T has for 2) ankylosis, if fibrous;| adhesions; pains of fiat! ients. There is no varicose ulcers; | wizardry about the néuralgia: myal- | oO The tonic heat, ieht's Mi ie; | action on the blood stream, stomach, liver | the blood to force put the |and bowel ailment poisonous waste | tion; ty, metabolism, and kin- " ‘These | 4 ‘ties are cast out through the ferry at Madison vous channels of the body and p Kirkland, Wash, and walk three blocks to the right, or pho: th the pores of the n. Tid of this waste matter the | Red 622, and auto will meet you. turally resumes Hours at Kirkland Sanitarium are |1 p.m. to 6 p. m. daily, Sundays | included. Chronie neuritis kindred invalid cases eapeciall lielted. Lady nurse ake “My Curative Eating instructions Yich are followed by my patients fauring their courte of baking treal ments are a valuable inet to the freatment and tend to hasten the | “giattie Office H process of recovery. | m. to 12:30 p Among the diseases most favor-|Congrens, corner Fourth pbly influenced and relieved by the | Marion St, Seattle, Wash, and | should |veu as gy own, 4ring leaves and faulty elimina- | arm. Two. Seattle Style No. 155—The Star's snapshots of attractively- tHE dressed women oy Seattle streets picture. Wf the lady pictured here will call at The Star’s editorial rooms she will freeive two tickets to “I’eg O My Heart,” at the Wilkes theatre i Wednesday's fashion picture was of Miss Adu Freeborn, 229 290) ave, and Mise Mildred Klidall, 5i2 30th ave, alll “all pas ses I —Photo by Cress-Dale. | Soft blue taffeta is used in the dress shown in today’s style The skirt, which is straight and not very full, is made with side puffs with wide fan tops. The sleeves are el- bow length and the waist cut on simple lines. The blue satin hat turns up from the face in the front and the brim in the he is also rolled. Black oxfords are worn with navy blue | hose. SEATTLE STAR “THE LOVE SHOP” AND AUDEVILLE AT MOORE) Another of those entrancing must-| cal Comedies will be the headline at traction at The Moore next week This time it ts "The Love Shop,” with TA die Vogt fea tured and Harry and Grace ¥lix worth assisting. | along with Dor othy Southern “The Love Shop” fs much more pretentious than the usual otter. | ing of this kind, | elaborate set) tings being the rule and a rare| beauty chorus is of the Alice May one at tractions An added feature attraction ts |“The Champion,” a eskefeh of the! ring that marks a new note in one jact playwriting, Sentiment and fun go hand in hand thruout the piece, |which ts exceptionally well acted and carefully produced. \ A little skit about a pair from the country who go out to the big city| to nee the sights ts found in the offering of Si Jenks 4nd Victoria Allen, who call themselves “Smal! Town Wine Crackers.” There is an| appropriate mixture of comedy and pathos in the skit, George Wilron and Ren Larson ap pear in “Bits of Oddities,” an act com Posed of song, dance and acrobatics | They are two men whose ability is lof wide range and whose method, of presentation js different. | | ‘The Four A fur | tet of athi will offer a sens tional casting exhibition. | | Marte Gaspar is a welcome enter | tainer, for she has a delightful man ner and has selected @ pleasing repertoire ef melodies. | Santucel is @ master accordeontet. | This instrument is said to have al new musical meaning in the bands) of this artist. eee LOTS OF SPICE TO BE \IN SUNDAY HIP BILL | Plenty of spice and diversion ty) |promised in the new show sched-/ juled to appear at Loew's Palace Hip tomorrow, a prominent fea ture of the bill being “a musical, menu well sea! soned” which will be served by the Ginger Snape. The play let ie by Win Harris, and is said to possess originality in construction and THE BOOK OF ANN ts ~ " @ ©. H. Murray and Betty Lane.| MOONLIGHT SOLITUDE IFoo sketch ts satd to be entirely Deborah Burns paid no attention Then came my husband's reply. — | true to every day life in many of} to my whispered plearantry. With out a sign of recognition, Jim and| Deborah gazed and gazed at each other. If they had never met, have \concluded that they stycken with love at ‘first sight. Deb was well rouged, so that she didn’t turn pale, ay a heroine ought to under the conti. tlona, I could see that she was wretchedly tired, and, for her sake as | 1 was glad when | were ‘Then she was feeling rather iil and would | on the green. | rejoinder. “Here, Bob! If you| Parlor. It was plain to me that Deborah |liaven't strength to break it, 1| “The Ladder Lad™ ts the billing didn’t dare run @ risk of meeting | haver m jof Louls Leo, a nimble young “jack | Jim and talking to him, so Tagreed| With that she snapped the | tar,” whose talk, dances and clown-| to go at once with her to Ann's|strafds of hatr quickly. And for|!ng are devised wholly to excite cottage, where she could get out/that deed I am sure Katherino| laughter and whose forte is thrilling of what she called her “scenery” | Miller could have slain her om the| feats of balancing upon a ladder. and wait for her car to take her | spot. Supplementing the vaudeville bil! home. | We proceeded toward Ann's! will be a feature photoplay, e| wind wns rising—we dis-| Ouse, Deborah walking with Kath-| Week End," in which Margarita} The cussed the chances of rain as we| the girls’ rings, and my grief over Deb and Jim, as we trailed our thru the box alleys of the ‘The moon was glorious and breeze refreshing. Rounding a curve In the path, Deb and I saw @ man and a woman gauze draperies |, the pausing, close together, in the| shadow of some great elms. But, the mognlight crept thru the stir I knew that that glorious cloak of golden hair could belong only to Katherige Miller, and that the smooth blac pate be-| side it was Mr. Robert Lorimer’ s! | I stopped humming my Uttle love song. Katherine and Bob were laugh ing, as they stood #0 close to gether. They were so excited and gay that they didn’t hear Deb and | me approaching in our soft dancing sandals, They were so absorbed in each other, I told myself, that they couldn't hear us girls. I laid @ detaining finger on Deb's “Let me pull myself together,” stammered. Then, suddenly, 1 crasped the situation. The wind had jown @ strand of Katherine's iwny tresses around a button of ob's coat, and Whd tangled 1t| there, and bound them close to. gether! They were trying to undo it Deb end I went on, and, as we ap-| proached, I heard Katherine say in ap excited gigele “Oh, never mind! Break it, Boor" | must she called out: “It's @ good thing you're a mar. Lorimert we might take this golden tle—as/| Hed man, |I COME UPON BOB AND: KATHERINE IN THE and I never can forget it: Tireak it? Not on That kind of Living gold ts | precious’ So they continued to fumble and fuss suppened my clutch on Deb's arm tra for suddenly | active airt with the “living have hurt her, Mr. Bob | Mise Columbia was finally freed | ' from her persecutors, and the Lal-)“" omenf* let was fintsted. “Evil? erine, Bob and I side by side. | went along—Ithought it would | ona tt Rago hadn't ® word to | rain before morning because I al.| Y lo each other, CHARLOTTE GREEN- ways get happy in proportion to| oe & side path we eame upon Jim| WOOD WILL COME the fall of the barometer. Ang, in|®"¢ Ann. They were going home, yt thsks CUS * spite of my personal worttes and | it rgsracge to me thru the littl 70 MET SOON y anxiety about the kafety of |"0Me for the first time together harlotte G aS ae Weborah Burns couldn't avoid|comedienne in Oliver Morosco's I sang a little tune | ™eeting Jim Lorimer, that she was wishing park. be the earth to open and swallow knew (To Be Continued.) “PEG 0’ MY HEART” —_--——_—_- SEATS NOW Evens 250 to $1.00 Mata, 27¢ to 50¢ Plas War Tax I suppose™ purred the a pleasing and refined mixture of Ded confided to me that| entice tiger lady. | “Who could prophesy anything— prefer not to stay for the dance|about any marriage?” was Deb's! BIG OPENING ATTRACHION SEASON OF 1920-21 THE WILKES PLAYERS STARTS SUNDAY plenty of color.| The company} constiets of a Joneph Graham Miss Betty and Mary Lor. etta, who have| |much to do with the witty dittics| interpolated; Will Higgie, exponent | of Russian whirlwind dancing and jclever a jazz @ancer, and Dor othy Sharp®, a classical dancer. “Hubby's Holiday” is the title of) mirth-provoking sketch presented} |the homes of our newlyweds and is |one of the most amusing eketches too from the pen ef Jack "C. Coon | leigh. | “Bits of Africanoclogy” are to be presented by Fagg and White, a droll blackface comedian and an at who impersonates a lively ‘yellow gal” Their witty patter is typical of the southern darky abd they intersperse their fun with taking song Gibson an% Betty wil come with |a new light comedy affair which is your fife! polar O- sparkling dialogue, comedy, songs Jand @ bit of dancing, the whole be @ travesty staged in a beauty Of | Fisher will be seen as the star, |latest musical comedy hit, “Linger | Longer Letty,” will come to. the Metropolitan week of August 224. Miss Greerhwood is a big favorite in San Francisco and it is said that Matinees Sunday Wed..& Sat. —-IN— Laurette Taylor’s Big Comedy Hit —WiTh— George Rand, Jane Morgan and the Same Splendid Wilkes Players of Last Season WILKES FIFTH AND PINE ibe hand engagement will break all records at the Met. “Linger Longer Letty” ts certain ly the ddeal entertainment for the | tired business man, for it gives the favorite star excellent opportunity to display her exceptional comedy. Mins Greénwood can be as gawky or as graceful as the desires to be,| and this ready adaptability to mood inclination makes for most amusing portrayal Miss Green wood's singing and dancing are high ly diverting. She has good support from Robert Higgins and others In the cast. The music is very catchy and there are 16 numbers, ee A LIVELY MUSICAL COMEDY TO BE AT PAN “The Little Cafe,” a lively musical leomedy concoction, with a company | |of 12, including three comedians, a| prima | pretty donna, @ dainty little singing comedienne and oix attractive girls, will feature the new bill at the Pantages, be ginning Monday matinee. The act is described as & romance of Greenwich Village with em bellishments of laughter, lingerie and song. Little Miss Dorothy Olive i# one of the important personages fn the cast. Charles Kiaes and Jose*Terminie, dim Reynolds two men who are both skilled mu sicians and comedians, will offer their “Musical Highball.” One of them plays the violin and the otter the accordion and they mingle laughs with melody. “Sameon and Delilah” ts the title of a keen satire on cave man stuff that Van Sheidon and Hazel Haslam present. The skit is aaid to be one of thre best comedy features of the} year and is excellently acted. Morgan Davis and Lalu McCoy are a musical comedy pair who are referred to ans “creators of origina) nonsense.” They sing, dance and chat, and Miss McCoy displays some pretty costimes. Jim Reynolds ts @ comedy monolo- ght, who is said to have a new line of clever stories. He also sings Kremka Brothers are novelty eccentric gymnasta, whose perform ance is said to be unusual in the number of laughs and thrills ft produces, The Pantagescope wil show the opening episode of the new rerial pieture, “The Lost City,” a thrilling tale of love and adventure tn the African fungle. The pieture is said to contain some of the most mar- velous dnimal scenes yet filmed. Juanita Hansen, former Seattle girl, is the star of the film. eee | |LEVY’S HAS EXCELLENT BILL STARTING TODAY he Bright Lights” will twinkle brightly at Levy's Orpheum next week as the new attraction of the Levy's Musical Comedy, com pany the coming Week, starting with a matinee today. Oscar Gerard and Robert Dor- enzo will = pre. dominate in the comedy role of the offering two merry indi. viduals, who be come entangled in a mix-up in a large rooming house. Frank Pauline Arthur Budd ts left 0 large mangion by his uncle. In order to keep up ex- penses he opens it as “a first-class rooming house. Oscar Gerard and his wife (Mrs. Chick) come to the mansion and secure rooms, Then comes Lillian Gish (Pauline Arthur) and Ole’s love for women ts the cause of the fun that starts when he spots Pauline Arthur, Something unusually brilliant promised in the musical line for the week when Frank Badd will render “The Motion Picture Ball” with the entire company assisting in giving Impersonations of the most famous of movie stars. Robert Lor. enzo will have a pretty numbér in Nora Bates’ latest success, “Just Like a Gypsy,” in which the large peauty choru8 will be: seen in a novel effect. Pauline Arthur will delight with a Russian rag, while Priscilla Fleming will offer “Whistle | & Song” with the girls on the run- way. Monte Monroe will lead the girls in “Oh, by Jingo.” Try a Cup of 2LLMD with sandwiches at the, “United” store nearest you. United Tea & Coffee Stores | Liberty Market 119 Yseler Way South End Market iio Wolttalt cat afford OA OVE OS SN EL OUDN SD : BBN ANNA BNE AY HOI UN Fr EZ OPE 7 HE OR “PEG 0’ MY HEART” WILL BE FIRST WILKES PLAY | tthe My dau, mot nook: her her. aga. QT the get and Starting with a matinee Sunda season of theatre in J. Hartley Manner’s fa- mous Irish comedy success, “Peg 0° In this comedy the author has | written a story of a young girl, the | forgiven his sister makes Peg his heiress, allowing &n | seasons ago, will be seen in the lead= come |dertake her education, | pected to inherit his fortune, accept | money to keep up appearances. The | Feusier, |manner in which they endeavor to Seavey and jnerisms that Peg instills Into the| plot, form the basis for a play! Wednesday and Saturday. ZETA Jane Morgan p | which does not depend upon the se= — riousness of any one theme, with 50” mention of any great political quese tion, no “crooks,” and without the inevitable triangle or any of the © deeper problems of sex. ; Jane Morgan, popular leading lady of the Wilkes Players last season, will be seen in the role of Peg. Miss Morgan has always been at her best in Irish roles, and there is litte alist. Her mother has died at doubt that in the part of the charm birth, and her father has reared | ing and winsome “Peg” she will giv® Peg's uncle, who never has;the patrons of the Wilkes theatre @ for marrying rare treat. George Rand, a popular and | favorite of the Wilkes Players a few Wilkes Players will open their 1920-21 at the Wilkes Heart.” | hter of an Gristocratic English her and an unsuccessful Irish inst his wishes, relents of a thousand pounds to/ing role, and will assume the Ga respectable family who will un- pacity of leading mam for # | Wilkes Players this season, the place 6f Alexis Luce. Hi Russell, Mary Thorne, Fanchon i charge, as.they are in need of erhardt, Henry Hall, Norman | John Nickerson, Ermam the remainder of Peg'’s fortune away from her,| Wilkes favorites of last season the number of little Irish man- all be back in the cast next week. There will be matinees 81 ‘he Chichesters, who have ex- for A T the as was and A flute. Suddenly a beautiful girl “Straight and Curly” stepped forth from the bush. - Startled, the king dropped. the in LOUIS LEO |strument and the maiden ,disap- The Ladder Lad in hk leav oO the her | Frot 80 ons root | the T Every Flower Has a All Its Own “There's rosemary for you; that's member,” sings Ophelia. That is the meaning the rosemary has in the flower language. current during the middle ages was that three girls should gather on the eve of St. Magdalene. A liquid should | be ‘prepared from the rosemary, ot| Tomorrow, Monday, Tuesday, which each drinks. Without a word, and Wednesday they must then go to sleep. If the Extra Fine New Show of charm was not broken, the dream of =; “Hip” Vaudeville each girl would reveal! her future, Latin, rosamarius, meaning dew of seashore and the leaves look silvery flower. rosemary bush of which he was very proud. One day he was playing his peared. The king {mmediately fell | when it was necessary for him to into the care of the head gardener. to play a flute near the bush when |ered. The head gardener in distress, overheard two dragons in a nearby forest saying that dragon's blood «vould Rosa Maria married the king of Spain. LARGE HATS FOR FALL larger this fall, and it seems that the wide-brimmed, ferred. The favorite material, fash- ion erts , will duvetyn, Admission-gAfternoons patil sethoran Bbntnnebnnkcitnd MB |S ALS get gh oa “Oh, give me Sundays, Eves and Holidays. coffee, Jim Boldt Children —=LOEW’S PALACE TI | THEATRE | CONTINUOUS DAILY ; Direction of Ackernfin & Haris “The Coolest Spot in Town” ‘ Story THE ROSEMARY remembrance. Pray you, love, re- nd olf superstitution that was Will J. Harris offers “GINGER SNAPS” A Musical. Menu Well Seasoned FE. H. MURRAY & BETTY LANE In a Humorous Domestic “HUBBY'S HOLIDAY” FAGG & WHITE Bits of Africanology GIBSON & BETTY ‘he name is derived from the sea, because it grows near the if they were covered with dew. It dedicated to the Virgin Mary called Mary's rose. Spanish fairy tale deals with the The king of Spain had a jove with the beautiful girl and . Falture Photoplay “THE WEEK END” Marga a Fisher ve he gave the precious plan\) ne day his two sisters happened girl appeared again. Jealous of beauty, they struck the girl. mm that time on the bush with- revive the rosemary bush. he attacked and killed the drag- and poured the blood on the is of the bush, thereby breaking spell and the released princess ‘he indication is that hats will be floppy hat is pre- N T A Malinees 2:30 Nights 7 and 9 Beginning Monday Matinee DAVID NEWMAN AND WILBUR CUSHMAN PRESENT “THE LITTLE CAFE” Musical Romance of Greenwich Village in 20 Minutes of Laughter and Lingerie WARD BROTHERS BARNEY WILLIAMS CO. “Bertic and Archie” “Hunting” DAVIS & McCOY KREMKA BROTHERS Original Nonsense Eccentric Gymnasts Mclody and Laughter “KLASS & TERMIN} “A MUSICAL HIGHBALL” Pantagescope Presenting “The Lost City”’—First Episode General Admission—Matiners 25 cents; Nights 40 cents